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Beverly Scrotumpole Selling Forged Doctor’s Notes, Hospital Letters To Defraud Your Employer And Get Paid To Collect And Sell Food Stamps Like He Does

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Who remembers the Beverly Scrotumpole?

He’s the genius who was selling $246 worth of food stamps for $120 out of his public housing complex, admitted that he had plenty of food and thus did not need public assistance, and saw nothing wrong with it. He is an able bodied adult who claims to work as a personal trainer, and who qualifies for food stamps because he’s a junkie who reproduced. That’s literally all you have to do and we will throw taxpayer money at your face until you choke on it.

Well, he’s back, except this time he’s not selling stamps, he’s selling forged documents so you too can sit back and defraud the taxpayers and/or your employer.

It’s OK though, because he does NOT do prescriptions, visas, or social security cards. He lives by a ratchet code after all. Forged doctor’s notes are OK because the only people being screwed over are the employer and the taxpayers. This comeing from a guy who once said this about “unemployed entitled spoiled bitches.”

Now he’s helping you become unemployed and getting paid while doing so.

Hit him up and then you too can be taking shirtless selfies after dropping a bomb on the throne.

Taking topless selfies for no reason whatsoever in the middle of a gym.

Trying out to become the world’s biggest bag of queef pubes.

Holding down a down ass ho.

And stacking that cheddar.

But please, tell me more about how we’re too mean to junkies. We should definitely be nicer to pillars of society like the Beverly Scortumpole.

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14 Comment(s)
  • Frank Rizzo
    January 22, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Man that is one FUGLY bitch! The skank he’s got on his lap is a real lookah too! BUNCHA FUKKIN’ PUKES! FRANK RIZZO!

  • Shocker
    January 22, 2019 at 8:01 am

    Are you sure he isn’t dating a transgender person? His Girlfriend looks more manly than he does. I wouldn’t doubt there to be some testys there lol

  • Yuck
    January 22, 2019 at 6:16 am

    Wow, this douchebag is one stupid motherfucker. Shows a pic of his bank account with a HUGE balance of over $6K. $6K and he is a baller, yo! And I didn’t count, but the pile of twenties he took a picture of wouldn’t even cover most people’s car payment or rent. But yo, he is a playa! Lastly, did anyone take a look at that skank in the pic with him? Wow, that broad has a face like a can of smashed assholes. That is one fugly woman(?). Although, with a douche like this, it is probably a tranny.

  • The angry taint
    January 21, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Damn heroin gets you all ripped like that? Pass me that needle homie summers coming

    • HJY
      January 22, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Don’t forget the hep-c and HIV are also a key part of that diet plan. You can eat and eat and no matter what you just keep withering away! It’s amazing lmao

  • CrispyC
    January 21, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    What a fag.

    $6,000? If my bank account ever got that low I’d probably fucking kill myself. I have a comma on my bank balance, how exciting!!!!

  • Ungawah
    January 21, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    To post this online just shows his mental capacity. The Dr note will prob have more mispellings than a Nigerian email. Just when you think TB has posted the biggest idiots The world has to offer, they come up with an even bigger moron

  • Ed Gein
    January 21, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    That cash pic has 32 $20 bills. $640.
    That’s DEFINITELY keepin’ the shit talker jealous….if the shit talkers live in Laos.

  • Crazy H
    January 21, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    What a dweeb!
    Hey let me tell you something if you like getting stoned and playing video games you have to try playing after smoking some H it’s fucking awesome. If anyone wants to come hang at my homies crib, play some Xbox and smoke some H you will fuckin love it man. we just need 25 bucks. Hit me back let’s party brotha 100!!

  • M
    January 21, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    He’s so rich, took him five years to save what my husband makes a month. I’ve learned if you have to tell (or show) people how “rich” you are you aren’t rich. If you have to say how “honest” you are, you’re not honest.

    I have over six figures in my bank account and not a single picture of money posted online, nor a picture of my balance. Then again I also don’t have a single picture of me with my middle finger up, drinking alcohol, or some stupid dog filters. And I’m not even that old, I’m just not ghetto.

  • Randall Guy
    January 21, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    HHAHAHAHAAHA….he posts that he has over $6,000 in checking !!!!

    PLAYER!

  • Gov Sam Shepherd
    January 21, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    He is a homosexual who has a girlfriend who has a bigger dick than he does. He is a clown and should be put in jail for stealing from the taxpayers

  • Ritchie Rich
    January 21, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    Dude, welcome to the Thousandaires Club!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 21, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Who do you report this chud to? This is so illegal in so many ways. Fuckin nitwit

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