Social Justice Warriors

Biggest Queef Ever Grafton Selectman Ed Prisby Gets Caught Without Mask On, Says It Wasn’t Him After Fining Pizza Place For Mask Compliance, Mocking Anti-Maskers

 

This is Grafton Selectman Ed Prisby.

He’s quite proud of himself.

Ed is a rabid SJW in an almost exclusively white, upper middle class town, who often thumbs his nose at conservatives and those who doubt the reliability of smothering yourself with a diaper in order to prevent the spread of commie cold. He’s called these people asses.

Selfish whiners.

And “covidiots.”

At a recent Board meeting (starting at the 36:40 mark) he explained that he was gonna use his power as a small town selectman to punish local businesses who dared not join his commie cold cult.

“We have licenses that we have to review for commercial establishments. And I have been concerned about establishments that are ignoring the state’s guidelines for safe practices, such as staff and owners not wearing masks, entertainment too close to customers. And I know from people at this meeting that this has been happening, and some of the offenders are not simply ignorant, but are actually thumbing their noses at these regulations and saying things like ‘I have to put food on the table’.”

These people are nothing but power hungry tyrants who get off on the own sound of their voice. And there is NOTHING they hate more than business owners who don’t get down on their knees and worship the ground Ed Prisby’s of the world walk on. How dare they “thumb their noses” at him because they have to do silly things like “put food on the table.”

Ed Prisby can’t relate to this because he hasn’t missed a day of work due to the pandemic, because Ed is an essential worker. Way more essential than you. He’s an attorney in Lexington at a powerful law firm where he practices business litigation and personal injury, and brags about how he’s a “super lawyers rising star.”

Attorney Prisby has over a decade of trial experience and litigates a wide range of issues. He has tried multi-million dollar, complex business litigation matters in Suffolk Superior Court. He has litigated cutting-edge ERISA claims involving allegations of employment discrimination in the issuance of long term disability insurance benefits.  He has personally handled multi-million dollar wrongful death actions, achieving sizable settlements for his clients.  He has tried complex fraud and real estate litigation matters in the United States District Court for Massachusetts. He also has tried estate litigation matters involving allegations of fraud and breach of fiduciary duty in Massachusetts Superior and Probate courts.

If he’s getting multi-million dollar settlements for his clients then he’s making a shit ton of money on his rake. This pandemic has not even remotely come close to affecting him, so he’s continuing to live large.

He’s really concerned in that video about not being able to punish businesses that don’t vigorously police their customers to make sure their masks aren’t dipping below their noses.

“Who’s going to enforce that, what the steps are for levying some kind of penalty with teeth, and what we can do to help that. All we are entitled to do under law is not issue a license..”

Yea guys, all he can do is use his power to not give you a license and thus drive you out of business. But what he really wants is more ability to bury small businesses in fines that have already been decimated by the lockdowns he advocates for while he rakes in millions of dollars suing for slip and falls.

He outright says he’s gonna fuck over ANY business that “thumbs their nose at the board of health.”

“I will very seriously argue not give someone an entertainment license the next time I find someone has thumbed their nose at the board of health about enforcement. Because that puts people’s lives at risk. Everyone has food to put on the table, but health safety and welfare of the customer comes first.”

No one is allowed to question the board of health. Nobody. They are rulers now due to this pandemic. Restaurants concerned about making enough money to survive are selfish and should put the “health and safety” of their customers first, who are voluntarily eating there to begin with.

He’s also bragged about fining a pizza place in town called Fancy’s, and said that he was merely enforcing criminal laws.

Except there’s zero laws on the book forcing people to wear face masks or shut down completely.

Anyway, while this asshole was punishing private businesses, threatening to deny licenses, and mocking people who don’t think masks should be mandatory, he got caught at the liquor store without a mask on.

Oops!!

How many times do you need to see these tyrants ignoring their own “safety guidelines” before you realize that this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with power and control? Not a single one of these pieces of shit is afraid of COVID, nor should they be. It’s why Nancy Pelosi, Andrew Cuomo, Marty Walsh, Gina Raimondo, Ralph Northam, Gavin Newsom, London Breed, and countless other politicians have been caught in public around others without masks on. Because this is all a big fucking joke to them.

But they do it because they know that IDIOTS like this will rush to defend them, simply because they’re on the same political team.

That’s all this is about – tribalism. They can crush other people’s business and close your kid’s schools, but as long as they subscribe to “orange man bad,” they will be given a free pass when they are revealed to be massive hypocrites.

Ed initially tried to deny it and claimed it was photoshopped.

“It’s weird that you’re taking pictures of me.”

Go fuck yourself Ed. You’re a public servant and a public figure who’s been a loud and vocal proponent of wearing masks at all times:

It’s weird that you thought you could get away with being such a hypocritical waste of space and not get called out on it.

When he finally realized that it was undeniable that it was a recent picture of him, he finally came clean.

“MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES” for the mistake he doesn’t remember making and still hasn’t admitted to. This isn’t him admitting to shit.

“I have my doubts.”

“I don’t think it was a real pic.”

These aren’t things you say when you’re apologizing. But it’s all it took for the legion of white suburban to thank him for “owning up to his mistake,” make excuses for him, and blame “group bullies” for pointing out what a complete and total fraud he is.

This is the same fraud who participated in massive BLM protests in their almost all white town, where there was no social distancing and many people were not wearing masks.

Because for tyrants like Ed Prisby, holding a meaningless protest that accomplishes nothing due to a murder that happened 1,500 miles from here is WAY more important than a business owners right to earn a living.

Anyway, people have been messaging about this ass clown for months for a variety of shit. Over the summer he apparently tried to shame a State Rep for not banning someone on his page because she shared a link to Q-Anon.

There’s nothing these people fear more than dissent and a public that isn’t afraid to stand up to them. It’s why they try so hard to crush and silence those who fight back and speak out.

 

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108 Comment(s)
  • DonMaggio
    December 21, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    What a tyrant , Hey there special Ed you scumbag you enter the paki hes already got “mandate” protective glass & mask on ? Your talking about must of been May before rules ?
    You lyin ass retard.. you think your that “special” people are doctoring video to look like
    Special Ed Prisby. Good on you SpEd Prisby a true sociopath egomaniac & lay off the sauce there big fella your not even competent to manage to obey simple rules or know if your outside or not.
    Looks like your not mentally fit for the job.

  • Danny Whizbang
    December 19, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    That would be quite the rouse to film him him in May and keep it in the holster until December. Knowing at some point he’d speak up against anti-maskers and small businesses not enforcing laws that don’t exist

  • Why ED
    December 18, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    WTF.. I voted for Ed when I lived in Grafton.. Is anyone else super annoyed that local selectmen in most towns don’t easily show what party they are in… Also the Pizza place is called New Fancy Pizza.. hard working greek pizza place best Pizza in Grafton.. I miss it so much since I moved to Tennessee. .. Pizza sucks down here

  • John Wensink
    December 18, 2020 at 8:45 am

    Very spearable.

  • Biden picked homo mayor Pete ?
    December 17, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    Typical hypocrite . They all busted Grafton sub shop owners balls over a non story earlier in the China Flu the bushel and peck was thrown under the bus by beautiful people like this . Fuck them all .
    .

  • The Iron Sheik
    December 17, 2020 at 1:15 pm

    Ed’s got elf ears!

  • Captain Louis Renault
    December 17, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    I am shocked…shocked…that Gordon Hayward is injured again.

  • Cheating ugly greaseball
    December 17, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Hey Mrs Ed

    U your limp dick husband has been licking a town employees pussy and asshole for at least a year

    Happy Holidays

  • Bob Murchison
    December 17, 2020 at 11:10 am

    Is it wrong to speak to your own scrotum and praise it for
    being both bold and beautiful?

    • The Ghost Of Paul Shanley
      December 17, 2020 at 12:18 pm

      Bob.It only becomes a problem if your scrotum starts talking back.

  • The liberals are coming. The liberals are coming.
    December 17, 2020 at 10:50 am

    A few things,

    Not all millennials or zoomers are complete retards like their counterparts.
    The percentages are small but some of us are with it and know. Some of us still love America and will fight till the death to defend it.

    The over 40 crowd was told this would happen. You all thought those people were crazy who told you. Now look, its happening right before our very eyes. I blame you adults for letting this happen. You were warned time and time again and you did nothing about it. Your failure to listen has made you complacent.

    I forget the name of the cartoon it was but he looks like one of the characters in it.

    All lawyers are slime balls. All of them every last one.

    N95 masks can only filter out microns bigger than .0003% covidaids is .0001%
    If an n95 mask can only filter out micron particles bigger than .0003% when covidaids is .0001% imagine what your booger rag, tshirt or cloth mask can filter out. Also, you’re not supposed to wear any facial covering for more than a few hours as per osha guidelines. Your mask’s are just pacifiers that are restricting oxygen to your brain. Enough of you are already fucking brain dead so please wear your pacifier and speed up the process!

    OP, his wife does not look tight. When she takes her panties off her tubes fall out.

    I hope someone slaps him in his face.

    Stop bitching about these people and start standing up and doing something about it. 60 years they have been pushing you around and robbing you. You still do fuck all about it. You run to social media to whine instead of doing what needs to be done.

    My ancestors would have had 100s of bodies stacked in a field by now. They got hoot and hollering rowdy of a 3% tax increase and went savage. Were about to be hit with a 70% tax and all you can do is cry about it.

    I would say this is not my fight because I was not alive when you all were and had warning that was not headed. I’m not that type because I dont want it and I love my country and my country men. I’ll stand 6 ta 6 with you and am ready to do so. I’m not a one man army though and cant do it alone. I’m not a crash test dummy or a kamikaze but I am a warrior and I’m ready too do the electric boogaloo.

  • This Worthless Piece of Shit May Finally Get What He Deserves
    December 17, 2020 at 10:33 am

    A Michigan judge ruled today that the president and part owner of the company that caused a deadly fungal meningitis outbreak New England Compounding Center must face a jury on second degree murder charges for the deaths of 11 victims of that outbreak.
    Circuit Court Judge Michael Hatty issued the ruling from his Howell, Michigan court room following a 45 minute hearing.
    The decision means Barry J. Cadden will have to face a jury on 11 counts of second degree murder in the deaths of Livingston County patients who died following the injection of steroids contaminated with a deadly fungus.
    Hatty said he concluded that the state Attorney General’s office had “met its burden” of providing sufficient evidence to believe that Cadden was responsible for the deaths.
    Cadden was president and part owner of the New England Compounding Center, the now defunct drug company that shipped out thousands of contaminated vials of methylprednisolone acetate.

  • New boot goofin'
    December 17, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Virtue Signaling.

    That is all.

  • Gretchen Weiners
    December 17, 2020 at 10:10 am

    Super Lawyers will give anyone with a pulse their meaningless Rising Star award. This guy is a walking turd. He’s worth less than nothing.

  • Independent Thinker
    December 17, 2020 at 9:20 am

    I am wondering why they did not invite any BLM activists from Roxbury or Dorchester to attend the protest. Perhaps it is because they didn’t want them to come into town and start rioting and destroying everything. Weston had their own little protest. Perfectly peaceful because nobody knew about it except for the moms with high school kids who organized it.

  • Cindy Olefield
    December 17, 2020 at 9:08 am

    I wonder if Ed’s wife knows he has been ducking a town employee on the side for the last year?

  • Check This Stoty Out. COCKSUCKER
    December 17, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai, MIT PhD., scored a major victory in his lawsuit claiming that his campaign for Senator in Massachusetts was fraudulently stolen thanks to Dominion Voting Systems machines used to tabulate and calculate the vote.

  • Sean Connery from beyond
    December 17, 2020 at 8:59 am

    If this asswipe is making millions why doesn’t he buy a decent suit and buy his wife a set of tits?

    Ahahaha

  • Hey Ed
    December 17, 2020 at 8:58 am

    I went to Auburn High with a girl named Nicole. She looks a lot like the woman in the picture with you. Our junior and senior years in high school we would go drinking in the woods near stone brook and then we would go back to my car and she would let me fuck her in the ass because she wanted to stay a “virgin”….last time I saw her was the night before Thanksgiving of my freshman year in college, that was the last time I pounded her ass….I’ve sometimes wondered what happened to her…can you ask your wife if that was her? If it was, tell her to meet at the spot, I want to “stretch” her pussy this time!!! If it’s her she’ll know what I mean.

  • Being honest
    December 17, 2020 at 8:19 am

    This guy is a hypocrite tool bag. Expecting others to follow an executive order that he doesn’t follow and also an order that is unconstitutional.

    Being honest though. I do feel sorry for his wife. I don’t know her. But maybe she is embarrassed by her husband behavior? Not sure but I’d like to give the benefit of the doubt.

    She also is not ugly as some have said. She’s a pretty lady. It’s too bad This politician husband of hers spends so much time trying to tell others what to do, how to live their lives and running around getting booze without a mask on instead of enjoying his wife.

    The politician is a fucking asshole. His wife could be totally nice and normal.

  • The Common Man
    December 17, 2020 at 8:18 am

    If people just wore masks and closed their restaurants TEMPORARILY then we would all be safer

    • Independent Thinker
      December 17, 2020 at 8:47 am

      Closing restaurants isn’t going to do you any good when you can still go into any crowded big box store and if you can still get onto an airplane and go anywhere in the world, except for Canada, and then you can return after traveling, and then to out into the general public.

      If it is safe enough to attend a riot, then it is safe enough to go back to your classrooms, and if it safe enough for me to be a juror in a courthouse, then it is safe enough for me to go into a bar or private club. Either shut everything down for three weeks or let them stay open instead of arbitrarily deciding who can stay open and who must close.

    • Renfro
      December 17, 2020 at 8:49 am

      Common

      You piece of shit you probably work for the city or state or some other dildo job

      These people started business and work hard
      Only a shit head like you thinks masks help anybody

      They’re a joke and all about control

    • Close liquor stores then
      December 17, 2020 at 8:58 am

      So big box stores and liquor stores can be open but resturaunts and small businesses have to close? That’s liberal logic.

      Why don’t we close the liquor stores until Covid is over. And also ask politicians to put a muzzle on their faces. Alcohol is not a necessity.

      We will all be safer right?

    • Hey dip shit
      December 17, 2020 at 9:02 am

      Hey dip shit. Resturaunts did all get closed for a while. Didn’t stop the commie cold. So now what? Close resturaunts again? Until they are all out of business for good? Many are already out of business. Hey your idea is so fucking great let’s put more small businesses out of business. Do you have a working brain?

      • Independent Thinker
        December 17, 2020 at 10:08 am

        This may also be a money grab. When you force small business and private clubs to close, an opportunity exists whereby someone sitting on some cash can buy the assets, including real estate, for pennies on the dollar. Kind of like what happened with the stock market in February. The market crashed. Those with cash bought the depressed stocks. Then market then recovered and there are people out there who have twice as much money today as they did a year ago.

  • No masks, anytime, anywhere
    December 17, 2020 at 8:11 am

    DO NOT! Wear a mask. Ever.
    DO NOT! Get the vaccine under any circumstances.
    DO NOT! Go to the doctor or a hospital if you have COVID symptoms. Continue to go about your business and ride it out.

    • DO NOT:
      December 17, 2020 at 8:32 am

      : Listen to fucking nimrods posting on the Internet. The kung flu is real and it does cause serious issues for some people, especially the elderly. If you have any intelligence, if lose your sense of smell and or taste and have a cough, go to the clinic get tested and get a steroid inhaler, it will at the very least keep you from needing serious treatment and at worst save your life. Wear a mask only if you are coughing and sneezing and only take the “vaccine” if you like to gamble and don’t care about unknown long term side effects.

      • Somethings Dont Pass The Sniff Test
        December 17, 2020 at 9:05 am

        I have covid and lost my sense of smrll but I still eont eat your wifes rancid pussy

      • Venus
        December 17, 2020 at 11:20 am

        Do not

        Covid is only dangerous to people like you

        On the verge of death from AIDS from sucking the wrong black dick

      • COVID won’t kill me
        December 17, 2020 at 12:21 pm

        This is false. I built my own ventilator out of an old shop vac just in case. Zero chance I’m going to the hospital even though I’m struggling to breathe right now.

  • Highrise hater
    December 17, 2020 at 7:06 am

    Rules for thee, but not for me! Typical lawyer sociopath. The first thing you smell when he enters a room is overwhelming narcissism! Well that must be why he’s a big BLM supporter, uncle Joe Stalin if he was still with us would be one as well. That makes him a seditious traitor as that is a Marxist Leninist group. There will be a trial, in Prisbys case let’s call it a kangaroo court, he’s used to that. He most certainly will be found guilty, in keeping with tradition his head will be on a pike, entrails fed to dogs.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 17, 2020 at 6:45 am

    I fuck this guys wife when he’s out at gay selectman meetings

    • Twist
      December 17, 2020 at 12:40 pm

      He is gay dipshit. So are you bottom or top with his husband?

  • Independent Thinker
    December 17, 2020 at 6:45 am

    Gotta love it how these tyrants are going to use their power to refuse to renew business licenses for small family-owned businesses where the owners don’t subscribe to their brand of radical liberalism. We are entering a very dangerous phase here. A phase where people may just strike back at the tyrants, which is one of the many reasons why they want to disarm us, even though many of them are armed, but just don’t admit it.

  • caveman
    December 17, 2020 at 4:47 am

    Speaking as someone who drinks pretty regularly, I can tell you one thing for certain. The only people that “don’t know when it was”, are alcoholics. Only an alcoholic wouldn’t have a clue when it was they were in a liquor store. Fact is, that’s because they’re in the store(s) so often that they wouldn’t know if it was 2 days ago or 2 weeks ago.

    The thing that really pisses me off about these people, is how they legit say “Hey, you need to wear a mask and they need to force people to wear a mask.” But I bet if the store clerk had told him to put a mask on, he would have pitched a fit.

    Long story short, I fucking hate politicians. I think I’ve met 2 or 3 that were worth the air they were breathing in my 40 years on earth.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    December 17, 2020 at 1:05 am

    I thought Jen Vacca’s name was familiar:


    Social Justice Warriors

    Lunatic Marlboro Teacher Narcs On Grafton Kids Who Took Prom Pictures On Town Common After Going To BLM Protests, Terrorizing Local Businesses, Refusing To Go To Work”

  • Judge dread
    December 17, 2020 at 12:24 am

    I’ve said this before and I will repeat it, not because anyone od you are retards but because the retards are the ones making public policy.

    Before I get into it, ever notice it is always women who are obsessed with making sure that mask is above your nose regardless if you suffer from respiratory acidosis, you know re-breathing ur co2 til u pass out.

    New England Journal of Medicine publishes an article debunking masks as “ineffective” and designed to prevent mass panic from the likes of CNN/MSNBC heads and Karens on SSRIs. ( tinyurl dot com / y8e5dctf):
    “We know that wearing a mask outside health care facilities offers little, if any, protection from infection. Public health authorities define a significant exposure to Covid-19 as face-to-face contact within 6 feet with a patient with symptomatic Covid-19 that is sustained for at least a few minutes (and some say more than 10 minutes or even 30 minutes). The chance of catching Covid-19 from a passing interaction in a public space is therefore minimal. In many cases, the desire for widespread masking is a reflexive reaction to anxiety over the pandemic.”

    • Show me the death certs
      December 18, 2020 at 9:29 am

      Have you seen that the NEJM tried to walk that back?
      They put out a statement after “clarifying” that they wanted “more” mask wearing?
      LMAO.
      I wonder how much financial backing the Journal gets from the left, in the form of lefties within the science and medical fields?
      Or perhaps it was just the pressure to conform to the Fauci Left in the medical community?
      After it was published, more than likely scores of their peers and higher ups who have an investment in this pandemic made a few angry calls
      Subscriptions threatened-lefty authors refusing to contribute.
      Clearly they retracted because of pressure.
      Shame-they had it right the first time and folded.

  • Frank Dux
    December 17, 2020 at 12:06 am

    First thing I thought when I saw his pics was that he’s pretty goofy looking. He’s an ugly fuck. You look at him and you know he was ridiculed in high school, which is unfortunate. However, most people face adversity in high school and don’t grow up and hold a grudge into their 30s, 40s and beyond. This douche bag just screams “People picked on me and now I’m gonna pay everyone back!” This guy is an insecure pussy. Don’t take his shit. I hate these fucking frauds who live in overwhelmingly white towns, purposefully living apart from minorities, then they act like they’re fucking MLK. Haha! Why do so many stupid people fall for this bullshit? I hate humans.

  • Vice President Pelosi
    December 16, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    President-elect Joe Biden is expected to receive the COVID-19 vaccine as soon as next week, a transition official tells NBC News.

    “I don’t want to get ahead of the line, but I want to make sure we demonstrate to the American people that it is safe to take,” Biden told reporters Wednesday in Wilmington, Delaware. “When I do it, I’ll do it publicly so you can all witness my getting it done.”

    • Dr. Theodor Morell
      December 17, 2020 at 6:30 am

      I used to give my patient regular injections.

      Make sure it’s the vaccine, Joe, and not another special cocktail…or embalming fluid

  • President Harris
    December 16, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    I just heard that there are millions of people now in this country who will probably soon require hospitalization but there are only 100 ICU BEDS AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE. Huh???????????

  • Hale Powell from Westford MA
    December 16, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Remember me?! I’m the guy who spit on those girls in ashburnham for not wearing masks while my Rabbi wife Shoshana Perry sat back and watched. I just wanted to let you know our Facebook page for Congregation Shalom Chelmsford is back up and running. F You all!!!!

  • President Harris
    December 16, 2020 at 11:19 pm

    Dr. Fauci Says US Could Return to Normal by Mid-Fall.

    Wait a minute…What??? I thought that everyone who should or wants to get vaccinated will be vaccinated by spring?

    This has nothing to do with bat soup flu but everything to do with
    the lefts hatred and planned destruction of what was America.

  • Tinder box
    December 16, 2020 at 10:23 pm

    Eddy is my friend and he’s the real deal

    He loves blacks and to prove it he lets them come over on the weekends from Springfield to smoke weed talk about racism and fuck his wife up the asshole

  • Grafting Greg
    December 16, 2020 at 10:14 pm

    The titless bitch in the picture with the fat saggy arms is either his mother or his first grade teacher

  • Westerly
    December 16, 2020 at 10:09 pm

    The Great Pricksby.

  • Grafton Ed
    December 16, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    I try to be kind to most people, but the way he treats people is awful, he belittles and insults them. He thinks hes better than everyone. He’s told so many people on line to F off, What public official does that ? But still his little band of minions follow him. Since he has been on the board he has become a disease in this town and now he’s got some of his cronies on the board who are ruining this town! Why did Ed want to get rid of the town administrator so bad? Because the TA canned his side piece who happened to be married to a town employee, but that’s ok sheeple he’s the best! This guy is rotten to the bone! A little bit of advice Ed, when you put yourself out there you better watch your step! Grafton is a small town and most people know your dirty laundry!

    • Frederick Marks
      Les Grossman
      December 16, 2020 at 11:20 pm

      Haha….bam!

  • Clint Hurdle
    December 16, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Congratulations George Floyd

    Drug free for 6 months

    RIP you fucking ape

  • Joe the pervert Biden
    December 16, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Ed better hope he doesn’t get the Covid it would be fatal
    Him with the AIDS virus and all

    He also loans his old lady out at swingers parties and beats off in a corner

  • Robert E Leeroy
    December 16, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    Unc is really trying to take a dump on lawyers this week, would it have anything to do with losing the Kate complaint? The case with the dog guy looking much weaker now? or his divorce?
    It is a fair and real question, so f uc o ff with your weak comebacks.

    • Carl the truth
      December 16, 2020 at 10:05 pm

      Robert

      I think you should be more concerned about your own mother sucking guys off in the back booth at the Tap Room on main street for rum and cokes

      • Robert E Leeroy
        December 16, 2020 at 10:21 pm

        Carl, thank you for taking a whole 9 minutes to consider how to respond with a useless comment

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        • Carl
          December 16, 2020 at 10:26 pm

          Robert

          I’m sorry the truth hurts

          You should help out your mom

          Buy her a half gallon of bicardi and a case of coke

          You cheap cocksucker

  • Defund Politicians
    December 16, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Many liberal politicians and their idiotic supporters want to cut the police budgets. I say DEFUND THE POLITICIANS! No more money for dick heads like this guy who doesn’t follow his own stupid advice. Don’t feed the wild animals. They keep coming back if you do. Politicians work similarly. They become lifers.

  • Clepto mania
    December 16, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Eddy uses the cigar to keep himself limber and in practice for sucking off negroes on the weekends

    Keep sucking Eddie

  • Ed’s Friend
    December 16, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    I went to high school with Ed
    He came out of the closet senior year
    That took a lot of courage But his parents supported him
    However sadly they threw him out on the street because moms came home from work early one day and caught him with a black boys balls in his mouth

    So sad

  • Evil Suit
    December 16, 2020 at 9:07 pm

    These super awesome [insert profession] titles are sold by for profit badge merchants. It means absolutely nothing except that you paid the vendor for a place in their little registry. The “exclusivity” is due to the relatively small percentage of people who will pay money to buy their way onto the list. Paying for the badge is a good investment if you’re dealing with an unsophisticated clientele but those badges don’t ever get mentioned up market.

  • Dear Union Public School Teachers...
    December 16, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    What has been the fallout from private and parochial schools being open full time for in class learning? Curiosity on my part. Curiosity also kills cats unlike Covid that does not harm the kids.
    What does harm the kids however, Is isolation and living in a bubble.
    What will kill town budgets is public schools over-reacting, over-reaching, over-stepping their authority while clearly politicizing their agenda. To use a term often paraded about: “Fighting Institutional Racism” which teachers pride themselves on espousing. When tens of thousands of children have yet to log on from home. Not Once, in the poorer and plagued cities. Great Job!
    Tread lightly when enrollment drops off and budget cuts arrive. Act useful for once and stop the shit slinging, and indoctrinating propaganda.

  • Sometimes a Cigar is just a Cock
    December 16, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    I want to punch his mouth almost as much as he wants another scabby dick in it…

  • Frankie MacDonad - Meteorologist
    December 16, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    Prisby – King of Turd Island…..go fuck yourself

  • Tiny Listers' Good Eye
    December 16, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    That is one punchable fucking face.

    That is all.

  • Ed's cigar salesman
    December 16, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    If anyone wants (508) to ask Eddie for advice on masks to (839) wear while “smoking cigars” I’m sure he has (3216) a list of his favorites.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    December 16, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    Simple. The liquor store should be shut down for letting The Selectman in without a mask. The Selectman isn’t making the rules and it’s not his job to make people follow the rules but when YOU don’t make The Selectman follow the rules… well, then you’re gonna have The Selectman to deal with and he don’t play.

  • Fred Fuckstone
    December 16, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    douchebag prisby

  • Dede Sukkot
    December 16, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Nice try, Stupid, by coming out first and saying that photo was doctored, and you didn’t know whether or not masks were required at the time.

  • Seth Boothe thief for hire
    December 16, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Ed Prisby you gutless phony fuck, who the fuck would hire you as their attorney you goddam dirtbag. And look at all those Democrat pieces of shit local protesting Graftonites with BLM signs , stupid wusses. And Jen Boothe from W.Brookfield is a princess cunt.

  • Steve R in Maynard
    December 16, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    I’d like to dedicate this song to my wife of 20 yrs. Tina who passed away 09/16/2020 from Covid-19.

    • Sorry
      December 16, 2020 at 6:46 pm

      I’m sorry your wife passed. That is sad. And I wish that did not happen. However. A mask didn’t save her. Everyone else wearing masks wouldn’t have saved her. And now that she is gone listening to idiots like this hypocrite politician telling us all to lock down. Wear masks and shut down small businesses. All while booze stores and big box stores can stay open doesn’t protect anyone. This bullshit is ruining the economy. And it’s negatively affecting more lives than corona virus. Sorry for your loss but please also wake up to what’s going on.

    • Orion
      December 16, 2020 at 7:22 pm

      It probably wasn’t covid she probably killed herself to get away from you stupid loser.

      • Orion
        December 17, 2020 at 10:46 am

        Not the worst imitation I’ve seen, but I would never say something like that. Maybe you’ll have better luck posing as somebody else.

    • Hu farted
      December 16, 2020 at 9:31 pm

      I’ll take someones a faggott crybaby for $100 Alex.

    • @SteveR
      December 17, 2020 at 9:31 am

      Very sorry for your loss Steve…..The three assholes and their “diarrhea of the mouth”, and shit for brains commentary will most likely have their day out of spite and lack of brain cells. The latter most likely is the reason they give masks the boot?
      Seems that some can’t even read your comment. No mention of masks whatsoever…………..

      • Lack of brain cells?
        December 17, 2020 at 4:28 pm

        The only one lacking brain cells is you. “No mention of masks”. RETARD THE HEADLINE AND THIS WHOLE ARTICLE IS ABOUT A TWO FACED PRICK BAG HYPOCRITE LIBERAL PIECE OF SHIT WHO TELLS OTHERS TO WEAR MASKS WHEN HE HIMSELF
        DOESN’T WEAR ONE. YOU AND THIS IDIOT POLITICIAN ARE RETARDED.

        • @lactating brain cell
          December 17, 2020 at 5:04 pm

          Well you just won yourself a ticket to TBS IDIOT HALL OF FAME!! Another fiddlers fuck who can’t tell an article from a readers comment! Heartless, worthless, and most definitely a fine example of “lack of braincells”!!!!!!
          Take your trophy and shove it up your corn shute!!!!

  • My dog ate my mask
    December 16, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    This guy with no mask? Hypocrite! Maybe his dog ate his mask? Who knows. Anyways. Point is. He has no moral or lawful authority to force anyone else to wear a mask. If he tells you to wear a mask tell him to “shove it up his sisters ass sideways” We need to get this dick head in the same room as the Boston Guido

  • Hypocrite
    December 16, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    Oh turtle keep it up! This douch bag says it’s apparently me but maybe it isn’t, what an ass. There’s a reason that the word hypocrite is used so often while describing terrible people in the Bible

  • Rod Ramsey
    December 16, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    WHAT A FUCKIN QUEEF

  • Majority of politicians are parasites
    December 16, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Majority of politicians are parasites. They get OVER paid even during this shut down caused by them NOT the virus.
    We the people should demand no pay checks for the politicians until they reopen the economy.

    Oh and if you are scared of the virus – stay the fuck home and leave the rest of us alone to work, earn money and live our lives.

    PS Alcohol can be harmful is misused. More dangerous than Covid. As are most things.

    Fucking stupid ass

  • I No Believe
    December 16, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Super Lawyer Rising Stars have hotter wives than that little farm animal in blue. I mean there’s absolutely no doubt in anyone’s mind that you are cheating on that little pig. Also no doubt you have the biggest ego and are a dickhead drunk that treats the little man like shit

  • Otis from Mayberry
    December 16, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    I’m going to assume the reason why he doesn’t remember any of this is because he was possibly blacked out drunk, I mean he is in a liquor store in the middle of the day with no mask on and he doesn’t recall it at all, that just my opinion of course, an educated guess based off of his explanation.

    • Dementia?
      December 16, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Joe Biden seems to have dementia. Maybe this guy suffers from memory loss? Only forgets things that are not beneficial to him. Selective memory.

  • You dum
    December 16, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    You know how I know the “recovery rate” isn’t 99.9%? Because we’ve almost already exceeded 0.1% of the population dead from the virus.

    Can’t read, can’t do math. You’re a sharp guy.

    • The angry taint
      December 16, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      WHERE TO START? Dum? How about dumb? You illiterate fuck. Do you really believe those numbers? YIKES. Remember when the CDC OR WHO(can’t remember) said that less than 10% of all deaths were actually from The Kung Flu? It was on twatter and everyone lost their fucking minds(like you) And magically it was gone but not forgotten…. you gimp.

      • Kool Aid
        December 16, 2020 at 6:14 pm

        Don’t argue with idiot liberals. They think the democrat kool aid tastes good. After they lie about the amount of Covid deaths soon the democrats will fuck people in the ass while they tell them it’s simply a rectal exam. Healthcare for all.

      • You dum to
        December 16, 2020 at 6:44 pm

        Yeah, you dumb for falling for the hoax that the CDC ever said that.

    • Say What?
      December 16, 2020 at 8:33 pm

      Ok, let’s do the math, shall we? US population = 331 million. Covid -19 deaths (allegedly) = 307, 000.
      307,000 divided by 331,000,000 = .00092749% of the population has died from the CCP virus.
      The only dumb one here is you. Let me know if you need math lessons and/or instructions on how to operate a calculator. When we are done with that maybe we can work on your GED.

      • You dumb two
        December 16, 2020 at 8:55 pm

        .0009 rounds to .001, commonly expressed as 0.1%.

        Kinda like how 331,000,000 divided by 331,000,000 equals 1.00, or 100%.

        • Not So Fast
          December 16, 2020 at 9:41 pm

          .00092749 would only round up to .001 if the next # after 9 was a 5 or higher, so technically speaking 99.9%+ of people do survive the Virus. That said, it’s 99.9% that survive, not 98, not 95, etc. It typically kills the elderly and people with pre-existing conditions, so those people should be very careful and let the rest of us live our fucking lives!

          • You dum for
            December 18, 2020 at 8:47 am

            No, “technically speaking” .00092 would only remain at .0009 if we were rounding to the nearest 10,000th, but we’re rounding to the nearest 1,000th so we get .001. And the further point is that the numerator (deaths) continues to go up–record day yesterday, more to come–while my denominator (US population) stays relatively flat.

            A 99.9% survival rate would mean a .1% IFR. With 317,929 Americans dead already (per worldometers) that would necessarily mean either (1) 317,929,000 Americans, virtually *the whole population*, has already had it, or (2) everyone who hasn’t gotten will, but no one else will die. The same source has 17.6M cases identified after we’ve performed over 228.6M tests.

            Another way to put it is that a 99.9% survival rate would mean 1/1000 infected will die. But 1/610 Massachusetts total residents has already been killed by it.

            In other words, your “99.9% survival rate” is intuitively wrong, mathematically impossible, and empirically false.

            Jesus fucking christ you people are dumb.

  • Z
    December 16, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Several years back there was a Five Star employee in the news. Refresh my memory TB.

  • Jack Mehoff
    December 16, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    He talks about mask wearing being the law, but I always thought that laws were passed by the legislature and not by proclamation of the Rino governor. Prisby? What was his real name? He looks like a greaseball to me. If he is such a successful lawyer, he should spend some of his money on a set of tits for his bitch. Then she wouldn’t have to wear that stupid looking dress with the fringe that covers the fact that she has no tits.

  • steamroll
    December 16, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    This guy deserves to be slapped in the face, repeatedly, for enforcing the mask propaganda while not wearing one himself. I’d like to see all of these hypocritical mask pushers get run over by a steamroller.

  • Homer, what's the number?
    December 16, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    Old joke here, but so poignant when you read about an asshat like this. What’s a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

  • Commie scumbag
    December 16, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    His cigar band sure looks like a Havana cohiba. Arrest him and throw the fanook in Gitmo.

  • Georgy Malenkov
    December 16, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Chinless penis with a huge beak. Yep thats him

  • Dick LaBone
    December 16, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Names Prisby. Ed Prisby. I want to watch you fuck my wife.

  • Y
    December 16, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    • The Fox
      December 16, 2020 at 5:07 pm

      I actually heard he likes to screw around with other woman!

  • The Truth and nothing but the Truth
    December 16, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    The funny thing about the racist white demokkkrats who live in the burbs. Is they all act like they love the blacks with their front lawn signs. They pretend they care about them, they also pretend they would welcome them with open arms in their neighborhoods or town but when they move in. the pearl clutching starts following the white flight. They love the blacks so much that if one got lost on their street they would call the cops who they also want to defund. They pretend so hard that they would welcome blacks in their communities but we all know they wont. The funny thing about that is china joe is going to make sure that more blacks move into the burbs. I hope they dont complain because they love blacks and that eht they voted for. Let’s see how much they really care in two years when there is all sorts of low income housing at the end of their cul de sac. Hahaha I love it. They are gonna be so madd.

    • Turner Brown
      December 16, 2020 at 4:37 pm

      I can’t wait! We’re going to see each other down at the town dump, the Whole Foods, all the soccer games, rubbing elbows with all the Karens.

      Things are really starting to look up for my people!

  • Orion
    December 16, 2020 at 4:05 pm

    Wow, jackpot with this cockmuncher. “Turns out it’s real” plus “I have no recollection of this” doesn’t equal “I own it”. What a goddamn douchebag. Non apology bullshit here, he must really think his shit doesn’t stink.

  • Kat
    December 16, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    I absolutely LOVE when TB highlights someone I actually know. I worked with him at a Boston law firm many years ago when he was just one of the partner’s b*tch. He still hasn’t evolved from the cocky d-bag he was back then. Hilarious.

  • PFC
    December 16, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Wow. This guy is a first rate asshat. And sadly, it’s not uncommon among small-town “selectmen”.

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