It’s always smart to try and save face for your racist bullshit by being more racist. What could go wrong?
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If you ever wonder why I’m pro-free speech it’s simple. I would rather have people announce their stupidity to me so I know who they are. Would you prefer having someone hate you silently, for fear of arrest, than know what you’re dealing with? People need to remember that when you say racist shit, while they have every right to say it, it isn’t without consequences. That is a lesson this Torrington Connecticut Klan Klam had to learn this hard way.
Ashleigh Beuchele was frustrated with all the racial tension in the country these past few weeks. As a white girl living in the north she deals with Confederate statues all day. She felt so strongly about the removal of these historic statues that she took to Facebook to rant about it.
(She’s not a troll – I checked.)
I’m not sure which part makes me twitch more. Her openly being a white girl and dropping the N bomb repetitively, the fact she is defending slavery because some masters were nice to their human property, or her thoughts on why the Civil War happened.
I realize that this chick thinks that she knows the definition of the N word. It technically means ignorant. However, that isn’t what it’s used for in day to day modern life. You don’t get to drop this as a white chick. (It is known, Khaleesi) In fact, no one should use it because it’s the worst word ever. But, you know, free speech, culture, Tupac and all that jazz.
I wonder if those nice slave owners sent messages ahead to Senegal letting their new human cattle know not to worry. That their masters were going to be nice to them when they bought them and they shouldn’t worry a bit being loaded on to ships, stacked on on top of another, being ripped from their families, and giving up their freedom. I’m not sure I’ve ever read something so fucking ignorant in my whole life.
Basically, I saw frizzy-haired cow’s rant and was like:
When people began to ream her for her paragraph of fucktard – she didn’t dirty delete – she doubled down.
Sweet fuck, seriously?
Well, Klan Klam didn’t realize what she had done to herself. This is the Internet, you’re crossing about a billion people and your name, address, and family are all within reach. You would think that with all her infinite wisdom she would have known that.
Some responses were more lighthearted than others.
(Ladies, I should invite you on up for dinner at my house. I can fry me some chicken. Although, now that you mention it, my mom does just use salt and pepper on everything and fears spice racks. I did, however, learn to cook from a black girl who slays in the kitchen. Don’t judge cooking or anything else on skin color. We’re better than that. I feel like I need to make a unity though seasoning quip but the black and white, living together on delicious chicken, was too easy. 😂 )
Anyways, back to Klan Klam…. As someone always does, Charlene took screenies and began to share the shit out of it. At last count it was at 2.5k.
It spread like wildfire and the threats started pouring in. Ashleigh, as the turds always do, issued an apology with threats of police involvement.
Ashleigh went in to hiding leaving her derpy kid sister to start messaging people to lay on some of that white guilt.
But Brittany didn’t seem to understand what had happened either. She defended her sister and tried to lay the blame on the girl who made the shareable post!
I’m going to pause right here. What made her want to show everyone? You’re fucking kidding me, right? Your idiot sister decided to defend slavery, give a piss-poor account of the Civil War, call people the worst word ever, and then offer them fried chicken if they wanted to fight her at your house. She deserves everything she gets. Now instead of owning it she’s leaving her kid sister to defend her.
I’m just baffled at how one family can be so god damn stupid. This isn’t anything new to the people who grew up with the family. Seems Klan Klam has been at this for YEARS.
Yeah, Ashleigh seems like a real sweetheart. Totally raised right.
I’m not going to tell you that their pages are still wide open for commenting. I won’t tell you to exercise your free speech rights and go tell her how you feel. No threats, just maybe a couple of history lessons for the girl who clearly needs one.
Oh, and somebody get this bitch an Alex Haley book. STAT.