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Bigot Barbie Defends Slavery, Drops N Bombs, Offers Fried Chicken To Anyone Who Wants To Face Her And Fight 

It’s always smart to try and save face for your racist bullshit by being more racist. What could go wrong? 

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If you ever wonder why I’m pro-free speech it’s simple. I would rather have people announce their stupidity to me so I know who they are. Would you prefer having someone hate you silently, for fear of arrest, than know what you’re dealing with? People need to remember that when you say racist shit, while they have every right to say it, it isn’t without consequences. That is a lesson this Torrington Connecticut Klan Klam had to learn this hard way. 

Ashleigh Beuchele was frustrated with all the racial tension in the country these past few weeks. As a white girl living in the north she deals with Confederate statues all day. She felt so strongly about the removal of these historic statues that she took to Facebook to rant about it. 

(She’s not a troll – I checked.) 

I’m not sure which part makes me twitch more. Her openly being a white girl and dropping the N bomb repetitively, the fact she is defending slavery because some masters were nice to their human property, or her thoughts on why the Civil War happened. 

I realize that this chick thinks that she knows the definition of the N word. It technically means ignorant. However, that isn’t what it’s used for in day to day modern life. You don’t get to drop this as a white chick. (It is known, Khaleesi) In fact, no one should use it because it’s the worst word ever. But, you know, free speech, culture, Tupac and all that jazz. 

I wonder if those nice slave owners sent messages ahead to Senegal letting their new human cattle know not to worry. That their masters were going to be nice to them when they bought them and they shouldn’t worry a bit being loaded on to ships, stacked on on top of another, being ripped from their families, and giving up their freedom. I’m not sure I’ve ever read something so fucking ignorant in my whole life.  

Basically, I saw frizzy-haired cow’s rant and was like:

When people began to ream her for her paragraph of fucktard – she didn’t dirty delete – she doubled down. 

Sweet fuck, seriously? 

Well, Klan Klam didn’t realize what she had done to herself. This is the Internet, you’re crossing about a billion people and your name, address, and family are all within reach. You would think that with all her infinite wisdom she would have known that. 

Some responses were more lighthearted than others. 

(Ladies, I should invite you on up for dinner at my house. I can fry me some chicken. Although, now that you mention it, my mom does just use salt and pepper on everything and fears spice racks. I did, however, learn to cook from a black girl who slays in the kitchen. Don’t judge cooking or anything else on skin color. We’re better than that. I feel like I need to make a unity though seasoning quip but the black and white, living together on delicious chicken, was too easy. 😂 )

Anyways, back to Klan Klam…. As someone always does, Charlene took screenies and began to share the shit out of it. At last count it was at 2.5k. 

It spread like wildfire and the threats started pouring in. Ashleigh, as the turds always do, issued an apology with threats of police involvement. 

Ashleigh went in to hiding leaving her derpy kid sister to start messaging people to lay on some of that white guilt. 

But Brittany didn’t seem to understand what had happened either. She defended her sister and tried to lay the blame on the girl who made the shareable post! 

I’m going to pause right here. What made her want to show everyone? You’re fucking kidding me, right? Your idiot sister decided to defend slavery, give a piss-poor account of the Civil War, call people the worst word ever, and then offer them fried chicken if they wanted to fight her at your house. She deserves everything she gets. Now instead of owning it she’s leaving her kid sister to defend her. 

I’m just baffled at how one family can be so god damn stupid. This isn’t anything new to the people who grew up with the family. Seems Klan Klam has been at this for YEARS. 

Yeah, Ashleigh seems like a real sweetheart. Totally raised right. 

I’m not going to tell you that their pages are still wide open for commenting. I won’t tell you to exercise your free speech rights and go tell her how you feel. No threats, just maybe a couple of history lessons for the girl who clearly needs one. 

Oh, and somebody get this bitch an Alex Haley book. STAT. 

15 Comment(s)
  • Lenny
    January 18, 2021 at 8:02 pm

    This victim playing cunt secretly has sexual fantasies of getting penetrated in all of her holes. It’s so obvious that no one wants to fuck her nasty porky ass, so she goes off on a rant against black people instead. There’s better ways to tell the world you’re sexually frustrated than by going off in a racist rant.

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  • Berkshire TurtleRider
    August 25, 2017 at 6:06 am

    “You look like you smell like sourdough bread”.

    LMFAO Best comment ever.

    • I like light rye toasted with butter...real butter, not margerine
      August 28, 2017 at 10:48 am

      I was thinking the same exact thing lolol

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    August 24, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    Always harbored concerns that SSTG was a closeted PC fake. Pretty clear now that she’s just another SJW poseur fascist that believes “hate” speech shouldn’t be allowed – especially by those she believes to be “less” than her.

    • White Pride White Power
      August 24, 2017 at 11:09 pm

      Should just change her name to BLM Turtle Girl.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      August 25, 2017 at 12:11 am

      You seem to have not read the first paragraph in which she says that she prefers that stupid idiots like this have the ability to say these stupid things so that we can see what they’re really like instead of just harboring it secretly. You say something stupid, people are allowed to call you stupid for it – that’s how it works.
      Reading is FUN-damental!

  • Wtf
    August 24, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    She sounds just as stupid as the girl in the comments saying most white people are like her. Racism is not ok for either side.

  • Chris Seith
    August 24, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    So should I assualt cracker ass honky snowflakes who say that. Hahahah

  • The Executioner
    August 24, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    Cmon…everyone knows you can’t offer up fried chicken without a side of watermelon…

    • msheadkracker
      August 24, 2017 at 9:18 pm

      Don’t forget the red koolaid neither ho

  • Alfred E Neuman
    August 24, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    SSTG missed the free speech memo. Don’t shut down a fellow breeder for speaking her mind. You’re falling into the SJW trap. A nigger is a nigger, white, black or other. White niggers are the worst, and the subject of most posts here on TBS.

  • Life is a choice
    August 24, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    I couldn’t imagine having one word have so much power over me that I was willing to risk everything over said word being spoken.

  • Publius
    August 24, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    Anyone who goes to this girls house should get what is coming to them.

    • Sonny's Mom
      August 24, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      You mean, food poisoning?

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