Billerica Buttnut Believes He Is A Secret Government Agent, Stalks And Harasses Teenage Girls On Social Media, And Posts Conspiracy Collages All Day On Facebook
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Without even looking at this guy’s page I’ll tell you why the cops haven’t done anything – because being a weirdo creepster on Facebook isn’t a crime. What with free speech and all.
But with that said, Dicky Freeth’s Facebook page is a trip.
Here’s his collection of profile pictures:
That’s normal. Not creepy at all. Not. One. Bit.
His entire profile is like some sort of elaborate brain teaser that you will never fully decipher, no matter how much you stare, because he communicates in puzzling picture collages and weird hashtags:
Sorry, I don’t speak schizo pictionary. What in the ever-loving hell does any of this mean? Who knows. I think that anyone who spends all day, every day doing this:
Has created grounds for someone to call in and get him institutionalized. Pronto. But we’re not actually, really serious about combating mental health. If we were, this guy would be locked up – he’s sick.
But it’s not like he’s a threat to himself or society, right? He posts weird coded messages incessantly online and creates strangely obsessive and completely delusional one-sided attachments to women he has never met:
Oops, did I say “women”? I meant “teenage girls”:
And attempts to impersonate…um….some sort of Authority? Like the super secret agent kind.
But you see, Kendra, an actual police officer is NOT going to get involved until this guy kidnaps a kid or shoots up a public space. Because although politicians may pretend to be serious about mental health, they’re not. If they were, this guy and so many others like him would be put under observation at the first signs of this shit and not released until properly treated and medicated. So sleep well tonight, and hope this buttnut doesn’t stumble across your daughter’s Facebook account.