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Editor’s Note #1: Many are claiming that the girls featured in this blog are not Billerica High School varsity cheerleaders. For that reason we have taken out any mentioning of the team itself. However, they go to BHS, this incident took place in the BHS girl’s locker room, and they are cheerleaders. We know this because we saw them in Billerica cheering uniforms on social media before they deactivated.
Editor’s Note #2: Boston 25 News or any other media outlet cannot use our video without asking our permission first and linking us to their story. Anything else will result in a deformation lawsuit courtesy of Attorney Richard N. Vulva.
The state and federal government have spent hundreds of millions of dollars on anti-bullying campaigns in schools over the last decade. There are assemblies and “advisory periods” that take away from time in the classroom so that schools can get kids to love each other and then – BOOM – no bullying. All we have to do is keep throwing money at it. The government can fix it all.
Except it can’t. The fact of the matter is that cunty high school girls will always be cunty. That’s just science. We’ve all been to assemblies when we were in school telling us not to drink alcohol or smoke weed, but then we all went and did it anyway. Because kids who have intentions of doing bad things are going to do them, and a feelings assembly isn’t going to stop them.
A perfect example of this comes out of Billerica High School. The video you’re about to watch was posted on Facebook today by a concerned parent. I KNEW Facebook would take it down because Facebook thinks it’s their job to prevent people from seeing things that are unpleasant, so we asked turtle riders to save the video and they did. Watch what happens when one poor girl in the locker room refuses to fight a bunch of mean girls confronting her over a boy.
A lot of people won’t shame high school kids because they’re too young. Not us though. What these girls did was pure evil, and I don’t care how old they are. I was once a 16 year old high school girl too, and I had to deal with bitches like this. They made school miserable for me. These are the kind of girls who make life so unbearable for other girls that they end up killing themselves. They don’t snap out of it when they turn 21. It’s just who they are at this point. You cannot fix ho’s like this with assemblies and classes where you discuss your feelz. The only way to fix people like this is public shaming.
There’s four people who need to be called out here.
- The girl in the black who confronts the victim at the beginning, pushing her several times as she refuses to fight back.
We are 99% sure we know Alyssa’s last name, and we will update this blog if and when we get that up to 100%.
At one point the victim says this:
“I’m not going to fight you Alyssa, you’re my friend.”
The only girl in there that she is “friends” with is leading the charge to assault her.
2. The skag who started the whole thing did so because she was angry with the victim for attempting to follow her boyfriend on Instagram. She was mad because this girl allegedly tried to follow her boyfriend, she blocked her (because of course she has access to his phone), and then the victim tried following him again. I shit you not, that is what this was over. This is how cunty and awful high school girls can be. She didn’t actually hit the other girl, but she clearly was the ring leader, provoked the whole thing, and laughed as the victim was repeatedly assaulted.
According to the Internet her name is Lanie Dean.
Because only so many high school girls can be named Madison. Looks like we’ve got a match.
3. The smaller girl with the pumpkin spice uniform on threw a binder in the victim’s face, and after she gutlessly assaults her she then walks over to get the binder back, while recording her the entire time so she can go home and humiliate her some more on Snapface.
She volunteered to fight the girl too, knowing damn well she wouldn’t have to because she’s the smallest one there. Typical group mentality bullshit.
According to the Internet her name is Jackie Longuemare. We messaged Jackie on Facebook, and within minutes she had deactivated her account. Here’s a tip for those about to become Turtleboy famous – if we message you, just deny, deny, deny. If you tell us, “it wasn’t me,” then we actually have to do work. If you immediately deactivate then we know we got our man. And we always screenshot before messaging just in case you do.
There she is with Lanie. They’re besties. Sometimes you have to throw a binder at a girl’s face because she tried following your friend’s boyfriend on IG to show her how loyal you are.
These are your prototypical high school mean girls. A quick Google of their names shows us they’re active in the Billerica cheering community
4. And this is, Alec Greenlaw, the trash maggot they were assaulting this poor girl over.
Pretty sure that’s Lanie or her doppleganger in the backseat of the car with white chocolate.
Rumpleforeskin here is your run of the mill Billerica hardo who thinks he’s street because he lives near the Lowell city line. He gets by for now because he can impress the trashiest popular girls in the school by being a walking blob of pre-cum. As you can see in that video, they all think he’s hot shit, especially when they put him on speakerphone and he demeans the victim by saying,
“You’re a slut,”and then egged them on to assault her in his honor by saying,
“Bitch, just smack that bitch.”
Hope you ladies like him now, because I remember the Alec Greenlaw’s from high school. Ya know what they’re all doing now? Collecting SSI and avoiding child support. That’s your future.
What’s most disturbing about that video is how although only 3 girls participated in the assault, there were at least 8-10 more in the locker room, laughing at the victim, and recording the incident.
According to one person who posted the video before Facebook removed it, the door was being blocked so the victim could not leave.
Which would make this not only an assault and battery, but a kidnapping.
One of these dumbasses wisely said this:
“We don’t get in trouble, nobody speaks a word, that’s why we’re in here. Or else shit’s gonna get worse.”
Pro tip – if you’re doing a mean girls pact and vowing secrecy about what you’re doing, make sure multiple people aren’t recording it. Because that shit isn’t gonna stay secret for long.
Anyway, I hope Billerica High School is proud of their students. If this school spent more than a minute on anti-bullying bullshit, then they wasted everyone’s time. Because not a single girl in that room had the guts to do the right thing when they saw bullying happening. Instead of defending the girl who was by herself they all laughed at her or participated in the assault. Every single girl in this video should be suspended from school, and if they participate in any BSH sanctioned athletic team, including cheerleading, their season should be over.