Billerica High School Cheerleaders Assault, Mock, Bully, And Throw A Binder At Girl’s Face In Locker Room For Attempting To Follow Someone’s Boyfriend Rumpleforeskin On IG

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Editor’s Note #1: Many are claiming that the girls featured in this blog are not Billerica High School varsity cheerleaders. For that reason we have taken out any mentioning of the team itself. However, they go to BHS, this incident took place in the BHS girl’s locker room, and they are cheerleaders. We know this because we saw them in Billerica cheering uniforms on social media before they deactivated. 

Editor’s Note #2: Boston 25 News or any other media outlet cannot use our video without asking our permission first and linking us to their story. Anything else will result in a deformation lawsuit courtesy of Attorney Richard N. Vulva. 


The state and federal government have spent hundreds of millions of dollars on anti-bullying campaigns in schools over the last decade. There are assemblies and “advisory periods” that take away from time in the classroom so that schools can get kids to love each other and then – BOOM – no bullying. All we have to do is keep throwing money at it. The government can fix it all.

Except it can’t. The fact of the matter is that cunty high school girls will always be cunty. That’s just science. We’ve all been to assemblies when we were in school telling us not to drink alcohol or smoke weed, but then we all went and did it anyway. Because kids who have intentions of doing bad things are going to do them, and a feelings assembly isn’t going to stop them.

A perfect example of this comes out of Billerica High School. The video you’re about to watch was posted on Facebook today by a concerned parent. I KNEW Facebook would take it down because Facebook thinks it’s their job to prevent people from seeing things that are unpleasant, so we asked turtle riders to save the video and they did. Watch what happens when one poor girl in the locker room refuses to fight a bunch of mean girls confronting her over a boy.

A lot of people won’t shame high school kids because they’re too young. Not us though. What these girls did was pure evil, and I don’t care how old they are. I was once a 16 year old high school girl too, and I had to deal with bitches like this. They made school miserable for me. These are the kind of girls who make life so unbearable for other girls that they end up killing themselves. They don’t snap out of it when they turn 21. It’s just who they are at this point. You cannot fix ho’s like this with assemblies and classes where you discuss your feelz. The only way to fix people like this is public shaming.

There’s four people who need to be called out here.

  1. The girl in the black who confronts the victim at the beginning, pushing her several times as she refuses to fight back.

We are 99% sure we know Alyssa’s last name, and we will update this blog if and when we get that up to 100%.

At one point the victim says this:

“I’m not going to fight you Alyssa, you’re my friend.”

The only girl in there that she is “friends” with is leading the charge to assault her.


2. The skag who started the whole thing did so because she was angry with the victim for attempting to follow her boyfriend on Instagram. She was mad because this girl allegedly tried to follow her boyfriend, she blocked her (because of course she has access to his phone), and then the victim tried following him again. I shit you not, that is what this was over. This is how cunty and awful high school girls can be. She didn’t actually hit the other girl, but she clearly was the ring leader, provoked the whole thing, and laughed as the victim was repeatedly assaulted.

According to the Internet her name is Lanie Dean.

Because only so many high school girls can be named Madison. Looks like we’ve got a match.



3. The smaller girl with the pumpkin spice uniform on threw a binder in the victim’s face, and after she gutlessly assaults her she then walks over to get the binder back, while recording her the entire time so she can go home and humiliate her some more on Snapface.

She volunteered to fight the girl too, knowing damn well she wouldn’t have to because she’s the smallest one there. Typical group mentality bullshit.

According to the Internet her name is Jackie Longuemare. We messaged Jackie on Facebook, and within minutes she had deactivated her account. Here’s a tip for those about to become Turtleboy famous – if we message you, just deny, deny, deny. If you tell us, “it wasn’t me,” then we actually have to do work. If you immediately deactivate then we know we got our man. And we always screenshot before messaging just in case you do.

There she is with Lanie. They’re besties. Sometimes you have to throw a binder at a girl’s face because she tried following your friend’s boyfriend on IG to show her how loyal you are.

These are your prototypical high school mean girls. A quick Google of their names shows us they’re active in the Billerica cheering community


4. And this is, Alec Greenlaw, the trash maggot they were assaulting this poor girl over.

Pretty sure that’s Lanie or her doppleganger in the backseat of the car with white chocolate.

Rumpleforeskin here is your run of the mill Billerica hardo who thinks he’s street because he lives near the Lowell city line. He gets by for now because he can impress the trashiest popular girls in the school by being a walking blob of pre-cum. As you can see in that video, they all think he’s hot shit, especially when they put him on speakerphone and he demeans the victim by saying, “You’re a slut,” and then egged them on to assault her in his honor by saying, “Bitch, just smack that bitch.”

Hope you ladies like him now, because I remember the Alec Greenlaw’s from high school. Ya know what they’re all doing now? Collecting SSI and avoiding child support. That’s your future.

What’s most disturbing about that video is how although only 3 girls participated in the assault, there were at least 8-10 more in the locker room, laughing at the victim, and recording the incident.

According to one person who posted the video before Facebook removed it, the door was being blocked so the victim could not leave.

Which would make this not only an assault and battery, but a kidnapping.

One of these dumbasses wisely said this:

“We don’t get in trouble, nobody speaks a word, that’s why we’re in here. Or else shit’s gonna get worse.”

Pro tip – if you’re doing a mean girls pact and vowing secrecy about what you’re doing, make sure multiple people aren’t recording it. Because that shit isn’t gonna stay secret for long.

Anyway, I hope Billerica High School is proud of their students. If this school spent more than a minute on anti-bullying bullshit, then they wasted everyone’s time. Because not a single girl in that room had the guts to do the right thing when they saw bullying happening. Instead of defending the girl who was by herself they all laughed at her or participated in the assault. Every single girl in this video should be suspended from school, and if they participate in any BSH sanctioned athletic team, including cheerleading, their season should be over.

66 Comment(s)
  • Anne Greggor
    April 19, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    KASSIDY MICNEIL IS A CON ARTIST!!!!!! She led my grandma into an ally with caramels and beat her senseless with the giant steel shears she uses to cut her bangs. My nonni was put into a coma for three weeks. She died soon after. So in all reality I’m glad that bitch got shlAMED with that binder and I APPLAUD the fine young women who did this.

  • SinclairStevens
    May 11, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Every single one of the girls in this video with the exception of the bullied girl, will end up pregnant before they graduate. Enjoy your life on welfare, trying to collect child support from a man that doesn’t want anything to do with you, bitch.

  • N/A
    April 1, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Lanie now goes to my high school and posted a video
    About how she got caught vaping, she blamed the school saying it was a violation of their rights and how theres other reasons why multiple girls might be in a bathroom stall together, like sharing chapstick, makes sense right?

  • not a fuckin idiot
    March 9, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    update- lanie hasn’t her acc back up

  • Truth
    November 7, 2018 at 12:50 am

    These girls are definitely not Billerlica High School Cheerleaders. Why don’t you get your facts straight before writing an article like this. You are no better then these girl.

  • Spider Rico
    November 3, 2018 at 12:10 am

    What the fuck is a deformation lawsuit?

    November 2, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Little did you know, the “poor” little girl being “bullied” stole 250 worth of stuff from one of these girls houses. y’all don’t know half of what’s going on.

  • Not enough
    November 1, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Word is that Jackie Longuemare has deep socket anal with Richard Freeth, how much did you make that day jack?

  • For the victim
    November 1, 2018 at 7:33 am

    My comment is for the victim. Don’t let those snotty little twats change the person you are. I don’t know you but when you were first pushed and you said I’m not fighting you, you’re my friend. That broke my heart. Because that’s not a friend. Life goes by so fast and the time you spend in high school is such a small amount of it. Don’t let anyone break you. Keep your head held high. Do well in school and make something of yourself. Most of the girls in that locker room are gonna end up being strippers and or having multiple kids with multiple fathers. They showed everyone exactly what they are about. I wish you the best.

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    October 31, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    Remember parents: beat your kids and this shit won’t happen.

  • Every frog needs a pig
    October 31, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Someone needs to buy Ms. Chubbs a mirror and tell her that crop tops are for people with flat stomachs. Or at least their tits should be bigger than the beer gut that she is packing.. ohhh shit maybe she is pregnant!!!! We know she has so much class, I’m sure she keeps her legs shut and don’t let anyone and every slip on in.

    • Otis
      November 2, 2018 at 10:07 am

      SPANKING not beatings these girls will get their beating from bf/husbands in time !
      Their parents need to step in now, Spankings worked for many years and would do these young ladies good before it too late..

  • Newyork
    October 31, 2018 at 6:31 pm

    Bring back Corporal Punishment…. All of these girls involved need to get their Asses Slapped real hard! Parents now have these 15–16 yr old monsters on their hands because they lack discipline. If I seen this video and my 16yr daughter was causing this problem her Butt would be as red as a fire engine by the time I stopped spanking her…. future trouble with these girl if they don’t get some parental discipline…..

  • Someone with a brain
    October 31, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    Editor’s note #2… pretty sure you mean defamation. But just in general this is really terrible journalism. Yes, we feel for the poor girl in the video and that bullying is awful. Is the answer to report on it, as a reputable news source would have? Or to bully the girls back calling them awful, awful names like sluts and cunts. You are contributing to the bullying culture by writing this terrible article and are just as guilty as the girls in this video.

    • Use your brain asshole
      October 31, 2018 at 6:07 pm

      These girls are cunts. They are the type to have the first abortion by tenth grade once that shit bag they are fighting over knocks em up and tells her to get rid of it. Girls like this all end up the same. A dirty worn out bitch who only knows how to use her mouth, whether she’s running it or using it to suck someone off. Not one of them will amount to anything more than being a cum dumpster.

  • whatever
    October 31, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    oh geeezzzz! The dump truck in the crop top hahah She’s heading for big things I am sure…like living off of the government tip!

  • Crispy C
    October 31, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    I think the beginning of the blog starts with the basic premise you need to keep throughout. High school cunts are cunts. This is what they do. True in the past, present, and future. I cannot imagine how brutal it must be to go to HS now with these cunty sluts telling each other how great they are on social media. As always, their love with social media gets them in trouble; that’s the one good thing about social media.

    More than anything, I find the faggot boyfriend interesting. Nice polo hat and a whopping 20 dollar bill in front of you. So badass. Nice polo hat you fucking faggot.

    Good luck to all these shitstains getting a job in the future. Note to all of you… we google the fuck out of all applicants, you would be better off putting this on your resume and coming clean before we find out. Thanks Turtleboy!

  • Nunya Bizness
    October 30, 2018 at 11:49 pm

    Love the site, but maybe tell the trolls to not post stuff on a youth sport league’s page saying how the former cheerleaders will become strippers. Great for parents of a 7 year old girl to log in and see.

    • Are you new?
      October 31, 2018 at 8:57 am

      Yeah, like you can tell “trolls” to behave. 

  • Your mother
    October 30, 2018 at 9:14 pm


  • Sal
    October 30, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    The shorter girl that threw the binder at her face is named “Mackenzie Canning” and she is a cheerleader & still has her social media accounts active.

    • ninja turtleboy
      October 30, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      yup and that basic pumpkin bitch jackie still has her instagram JACKIELONGUEMARE22, fucking teeny bop losers

      • Jackie Longuemare
        November 1, 2018 at 4:51 pm

        She gets paid to have anal with Richard freeth. He even has her picture on his page.. check it out. I bet she didn’t tell to many people about that. But Richard sure did!

    • Adidas bitch
      October 31, 2018 at 6:14 pm

      She is a dirty little bitch and anyone who knows her, knows that. Two faced as fuck too! so all you who think she is your friend watch your back. She has more than likely cut your throat already, you just haven’t figured it out yet. Think about it, you will figure it out

  • Seen it all
    October 30, 2018 at 11:06 am

    LOLOL This is so Billerica it hurts! this is exactly what 95% of Billerica girls are. Trash talking too small clothes wearing trash heaps. As a resident of this lovely town, I can tell you straight up, This is the cream of the crop. And the best they are hoping for is to marry rich and be sideline coaches for their future harlots.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 30, 2018 at 10:56 am

    “A lot of people won’t shame high school kids because they’re too young. Not us though.”

    Um…yeah be proud. I guess.

    Wheres the cutt-off line. Junior high? Elementary?

    Please post on next play ground disagreement over a swing. Riveting stuff.

    P.S.: Just because the cheerleaders wouldn’t talk to you in HS is no excuse for this.

    • Egypt's Future Pimp
      October 30, 2018 at 11:03 am

      For a black woman that hates white people, you sure can’t get enough of our negative attention, Didi.

      Maybe that’s because your great great great grandpappy used to get the whip for looking at us the wrong way. It’s in your blood. Ha ha ha.

    • Ken
      October 30, 2018 at 11:33 am


      Do you condone bullying? It appears that you do since you offered no compassion for the poor girl who was being bullied in this video. My heart goes out to the girl being bullied, hopefully by Turtleboy exposing this, Billerica school system will have a serious chat about how to protect kids from this behavior and put an end to it.

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        October 30, 2018 at 12:03 pm

        Blasting this on social media isnt showing “compassion” for this girl.

    • Saint Randy
      October 30, 2018 at 12:39 pm

      I’m sorry, shouldn’t you be busy volunteering for an addiction outreach nonprofit since you care so much about heroine addicts? I guess those were just empty platitudes to make you appear altruistic when you likely have never done anything with your own time and money for drug addicts, the homeless or anyone else because you don’t really give a shit.

      • The more you know
        October 31, 2018 at 6:44 pm

        You do mean heroin right? That is the deadly drug. Heroine is the definition, a woman noted for courageous acts or nobility of character:

  • Anthony Weiner
    October 30, 2018 at 10:52 am

    The solution is obvious. Install cameras in all high school girls locker rooms. I’m available to monitor live feeds as soon as it’s up and running.

    October 30, 2018 at 10:40 am

    fast forward to Turtle2028.. Alec is a seasoned junkie by now, selling to support his and his skankqueef’s habits & pulling B&E’s on the side…27-28 yrs old.. these skanks are all a distant memory because its 2028 and Alec is into dudes now, or at least the ones he’s being forced to service for “protection” in the HOC. He was a biiiig hit when he walked through those doors. Those blue eyes… damn near started a bidding war between gangs. Be glad you never followed this bitch pink sweatpants girl.

  • People never change
    October 30, 2018 at 10:34 am

    If the school had any interest in making this right they would shame the shit out of the perps and blacklist them for college. Since colleges don’t look as closely at grades or standardized tests they focus more on character. These girls really showed their true colors and that should follow them. 

    • Honky
      October 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm

      College! They’re from Billa Rigga, dude. Clown college MAYBE; more likely University of Retail majoring in food service with a minor in mall cashiering.

  • Screw PC
    October 30, 2018 at 10:24 am

    Fuck, those cunts are ugly. Lanie Dean probably has a future humping a pole in clear heels for dollar bills, but the rest of them could stop a sundial.

    • Drago
      October 30, 2018 at 1:02 pm

      Maybe, If she goes on later after a lot of alcohol has been served otherwise nah, not much to look at

  • hank
    October 30, 2018 at 10:00 am

    I think it’s fairly obvious why they’re attacking her. She dared to wear pink yoga pants instead of black yoga pants. Also, the fidget who does the shoving needs to realize belly shirts are for people who don’t have belly’s.

  • Green Machine
    October 30, 2018 at 9:47 am

    These girls need to be expelled .. the only part of the story that sucks is saying they are Billerica Cheerleaders … Which I do not think they are .. the girl that is instagating it all use to be but not anymore .. hopefully the girl that was bullied is ok and hopefully this story doesn’t make Billerica Cheer look bad for something they were not involved in

  • Independent Thinker
    October 30, 2018 at 9:33 am

    Unfortunately, the victim is the one who will be disciplined, because it will be easier for school officials to deal with her than to deal with than unruly group. By the way, can’t the school find better looking girls than this?

  • ThisIsMySarcasticTone
    October 30, 2018 at 9:21 am

    Please send these findings not only to the Billerica school board but also their athletic department. And of the surrounding towns. These girls are not team players and therefore do not belong on a team. I think they need some alone time in a quiet classroom 3-4 days a week for 1-4 hours after school. Or until they can completely and fully rewrite all of their school books word for word. Hard text only no side bars or index.

  • Immature Brats
    October 30, 2018 at 8:52 am

    Remember, their brains haven’t fully developed yet. They have “daddy issues”!

    • GROSS
      October 30, 2018 at 11:32 am


      • meow meow meow
        October 30, 2018 at 11:47 am

        Prove it. Kick their asses.

  • Professor Deplorable
    October 30, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Please tell me again how all the world’s problems would be solved, and peace would reign over the land for the next thousand years, if only not men, but women, were in charge.

  • Clitty Litter
    October 30, 2018 at 8:27 am

    I saw this on ABCNBCMSNBCCBS this morning.
    Wait, no I didn’t.

    A hammer blow to the wretch while she picked up the TrapperKeeper would have been monumental.

  • This is Childsplay
    October 30, 2018 at 8:04 am

    Guys in my day actually just pummeled each other. No drama, recording, talking. Hit and run before the teachers show up.

  • Twats
    October 30, 2018 at 8:00 am

    Bet these girls aren’t so tough when their ass is in the air and their boyfreinds goes in the back door.

  • Yuck
    October 30, 2018 at 7:35 am

    Teach your kids how to fight. Get them in martial arts classes, boxing classes, or take them in the backyard and teach them how to fight. That is their best chance to get through shit like this. One thing bullies don’t like is to have their fucking teeth knocked out or their eye closed because you filled it with a fist. The only thing bullies understand is violence. If your kid is not prepared to deal out some, they will be the perpetual victim. If this poor girl knew how to defend herself, she could have ended this very quickly by giving a swift kick to the bitches junk and then smashing her nose. Those little cunts would have stopped and ran as soon as they saw blood gushing from Miss Cunty’s face. Don’t let your kids be victims. This anti-bullying bullshit is only feel good garbage for adults. It does nothing to stop what is naturally going to happen in the first place. Teach them to fight so they can handle situations like this.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 30, 2018 at 8:23 am

      I agree in principle. I always teach my kids how to fight, and most importantly: never start a fight, but, always end it. When your opponent is on the ground, kick him in the head again, to make sure he stays there.

      There are two categories of people in the world: predators, and prey. Its your choice where you want to be on the food chain.

      All this said, though, it’s highly likely in today’s world, had the bullied chick actually fought back, she’d end up being the one suspended. Welcome to the world of Maura Healy and “we discourage self-help”.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        October 30, 2018 at 10:32 am

        I beat the crap out of a bully in 6th grade before I knew he was the class bully. He attacked me or I would’ve run like a little bitch. Nobody fucked with me after that but I didn’t realize why for a long time…

    • Leanne
      November 1, 2018 at 12:27 pm

      While I agree with your sentiment here, as a former teenage girl I think attempting to fight one of them would have resulted in getting jumped. Fights aren’t one on one anymore, sadly, especially in a locker room where the instigators are surrounded by their friends.

  • Rich A
    October 30, 2018 at 7:17 am

    That was the tamest “fight” or “bullying” i’ve ever seen. Go back to reporting on junkies and ratchets.

  • Realestatepup
    October 30, 2018 at 7:03 am

    Times have not changed one iota. Same shit happened when I was in HS and that was 28 years ago. The super skinny anorexic-looking one in the white sweater reminds me of a girl named Adrienne. Same exact thing. Super skinny, her and her CL pals would binge eat CFK after a game and then barf it up. They were all seriously insecure and gang bullied anyone they didn’t like. Swapped BF’s like socks.
    I don’t know what ever happened to them but I assume it can’t be good.
    I suggest some kind of martial arts class for HS girls, not more assemblies. These super bitches would seriously think twice if one of them took a roundhouse kick to the face, which would be completely justified as self defense. I would also like to add this is what happens when you tell girls they are always special, and they can do whatever they want with no consequences, because, “believe women” and “women don’t lie”.
    However, I’m sure the victim would be suspended and the parents of the perpetrators would sue the school or some crazy shit. If I had to take bets I am going to say the parents of these horrible girls will go nuts and threaten to sue TBS and all the white trash shit that goes with it. This is shaping up to be the best story ever. Mark my words.

  • DuaneIngallsGlasscock
    October 30, 2018 at 7:01 am

    Billerica, (Somerville with trees,) fucking dump where a status symbol is an above ground pool and a minivan with little stick figures in the rear window. Most of these skanks will peak in high school and then go on to glorious careers in “retail.” They’ll all wind up in yoga pants like their fat assed mothers. fuckem who needs um

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    October 30, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Except for the girl getting attacked, who seems like a cool and attractive young lady, it’s a locker room full of disgusting skanks… No real man will ever date them after seeing that video…

    I hope Turtleboy exposes any guys who still hangs with these fugly losers.

    • R
      October 30, 2018 at 8:50 am

      She kept her composure

      • Fred Knessl
        October 30, 2018 at 9:17 am

        I dunno, she did act classy during the altercation, didn’t rise to the bait as it were.
        I question the judgement of anyone who would chase down the He-Man (shithead) posing next to a stack of $20’s – the ‘guy’ they were fighting about

  • Walter "Shaved" Bird
    October 30, 2018 at 2:48 am

    That skinny scab that threw the notebook. I bet the book was empty. Anyway her parent is a failure. She raised a piece of shit. Community college and dollar store employee of the month for a future. Her nickname? Cue Stick. She got little balls.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    October 30, 2018 at 2:42 am

    Only thing hot about these snowflakes is the multiple infections that come back on their STD panels.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    October 30, 2018 at 2:22 am

    Casual Observations…..
    1) When did kids get so fat?
    2) Billerica: Living down to expectations.
    3) Thumbs up to previous poster. None of these girls would make a CL squad years ago. You had to be fit and good looking.
    4) The victim should pressure DA Marian Ryan for Kidnapping charges (claiming unfilmed confinement) whilst simultaneously filing Civil suits naming all parties involved and the Billerica School Department.

    • Akihito
      October 30, 2018 at 9:58 am

      Not all fat. I think the ugly chubby one in black’s been eatin the bad postured, white sweatered, anorexic’s lunch every day.

  • Janae
    October 30, 2018 at 12:21 am

    Won’t happen. Most teachers have arrested development and teach high school to relive those days. It’s their second chance to try and be popular by kissing the asses of “popular” kids. Asshole evil sociopath cheerleader? Shocking

  • Think I'll go to band camp instead
    October 30, 2018 at 12:19 am

    Cheerleaders really?

    Man I remember the cheerleaders in my high school were the hot girls….no way these are the hot girls.

    My how times have changed.

    • Stunt Penis
      October 30, 2018 at 8:10 am

      You’re thinking like an adult, not a horned out teenage boy. Anything willing with a gash was “hot” back then.

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