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Billy Baggz Got Bagged, Facebook Lives From Holding Cell But Not Before Dropping Turtleboy Diss Track

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You might remember my boy Mr. Billy Baggz from last week. Before we get into it, let me just thank this motherfucker for the most entertaining day and a half Mr. Manchester Turtlete and I have had in weeks. There’s no question that Baggz is a showman, and boy did he ever put on a show for his Facebook followers. The suspense waiting for our diss track was palpable to say the least. We all awaited the track to drop at 8 pm.


Eight o’clock came and went and , frankly, I was getting antsy as shit. I don’t like waiting to be murdered.

Every video he threw up onto the Facebook machine was calling out Turtleboy. The man can talk a ton of shit, and never shuts up. Seemed like the man’s mouth wrote some checks his ass couldn’t cash:

What “big sponsor”? Your Nana that gives you $20 on holidays? I had never, not ever been so disappointed in my life. But the next day, he dropped that track so hard the whole state of Massachusetts felt it! Then, Little Bitch Billy deleted the video.

Ya see, during this track drop, it appears that our boy Baggz got himself into some trouble:

Oh, I checked out his page alright and, indeed Baggz was live from his holding cell! I’m fucking gutted because he smartened up and took the videos down. I mean, this is a tragedy. I never laughed so hard in my life. Billy gave us several tours of his cell, including the infamous toilet/ sink, he ate lunch with his temporary cellie and then went to court where thank God his boy got video of.

It’s very unclear as to what happened to Billy to get himself in this position, some say he was causing a ruckus during the video shoot, some say it was drugs, some say he was on pretrial probation and didn’t do his mandatory pee pee in a cup which seems the most likely scenario. In any event, the man knows how to build the hype and entertain in a way that puts most ratchets to shame. Take note, bitches, Billy knows what’s up!

Here’s an idea Billy – message us on Facebook and tell us what happened on tomorrow night’s episode of Turtleboy Live. You won’t!!

He may have scrubbed that page clean of admissible court video, but screen shots are forever. I truly am deeply saddened by not being able to hear Baggz’s nasal rap including the phrase “I know psychos” over and over again. It was awful, truly the worst diss track ever dropped, I swear on my life it was. But don’t try telling Billy that, 1) he’s in the clink, and 2) he’s got quite the got quite the ego.

Why you gotta bring God into it? He heard that diss track and had you locked up for your own good.

Also, seems like he saw this coming:

 

Don’t. Poke. The Turtle.

24 Comment(s)
  • Wiggawigga508
    April 28, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    So many questions and comments …
    1. If you have a salt & pepper goatee no flat brimmed hats allowed
    2. Is that dunkies kehd???
    3. Don’t close up on those snuggle teeth , thank me later.
    4. Are you a 60 year old trapped in a 15 year old wiggas body???
    Stop, just no….second hand embarrassment KEHD!!!!

  • WTF
    April 28, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    His video is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen…Bwahahahahahaha.

    Is he fucking serious with his graying beard and snaggle tooth talking like some fake thug 12 yr old asshole???

    Is shame or embarrassment a thing anymore?

  • Danny Dee
    April 28, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Uncle Turtle is it acceptable to start a Go Fund me page to bail Big Billy Bad Ass out of jail? Asking for a friend

  • Rachet Merc
    April 28, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    When he gets out, there’s a good chance that somebody is going to go to Revere and kick the fuck out of him, just on principle, because he’s a complete and total fucking douchebag.

  • FAX
    April 28, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    Black people obviously like jail because they keep doing things to put themselves there, so why shouldn’t anyone who tries to act black not be sent to jail?

  • Bret
    April 28, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    This bloated sack of moldy dicktips “BillyBallzack” needs to find a salad, a shower, and a shotgun.. then wash your fat jowels out with buckshot
    MC-Breastmilk…
    Fuckin clown.
    When you’re done sucking cock for sweetydoughs, come in TBS Live and ill gladly put you in your place ya fat cockfarmer…i dare ya

  • Brian Allbitch
    April 28, 2018 at 11:54 am

    I’ll bet that he smells as musty as my moms pussy

  • panzer9811
    April 28, 2018 at 10:15 am

    Nice coke-fueled drunken murder threat.
    What a fat, useless slob.
    I thought he was going to cry a couple of times during his tirade. Saw that bottom lip trembling, pause in the speech- took him a second to (somewhat) regain his “composure”.
    Too damn funny………what a LOSER!

  • B.Law is in Hell where he belongs
    April 28, 2018 at 8:27 am

    He sounds punchy talking in his car, or drunk, or both. Homeboy needs to eat more fruits and vegetables and less Big Macs, too, cheeks look like he got stung by 30 bees.

  • STinky MiKe
    April 28, 2018 at 7:59 am

    This dude’s bottom teeth look absolutely CAKED in tartar and plaque.

    BARF-A-RONI

    • Turtle on a Fencepost
      April 28, 2018 at 12:04 pm

      I thought he sounded a lot like Peter Griffin from Quahog, RI.

  • My hat don’t fit
    April 28, 2018 at 7:29 am

    I gots the Zikas and my lid don’t fit, going to court wearing sneakas and my life should quit.

    • Ziggz
      April 28, 2018 at 12:41 pm

      Fucking awesome LMAO

  • phong
    April 28, 2018 at 5:34 am

    Do you think he wears Depends or does he just sit on the toilet every time he gets his ass pumped full of cum? Mmmm… Booty Dribble.

  • British Turtlegirl
    April 28, 2018 at 2:10 am

    Billy Ballbag does some ‘Bird

    • Immigrants don't belong
      April 28, 2018 at 12:10 pm

      Go back to England and stay the fuck out of here

      • Honkey Kong
        April 28, 2018 at 12:36 pm

        Don’t give her shit, fuck with the asshole who talks about eating shit continuously and makes douchebag posts as Father McCracken etc. I actually think he’s Australian, and they’re all fucking nuts anyway.The British Turtlegirl is cool. Leave her alone.

      • Manchester Turtlette
        April 28, 2018 at 2:10 pm

        Hey Douche,

        I suggest you figure out a good reason to dislike The Brit. Otherwise shut your cockwasher, you cunt. Save the planet and wash your mouth out with buckshot.

        Never breed, if you have, please waste them. You’re the most un-American little bitch I have ever had the displeasure of hearing from. Get fuuuuuuucked.

  • GingyKidd
    April 28, 2018 at 1:30 am

    Roofers are hotter than rappers. Just sayin.

  • Baggz news
    April 28, 2018 at 1:23 am

    He in on a support arrearages hold.

  • Too much free time
    April 27, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Man his lip smacking before his TB call out almost made me puke.
    His Boy (who conveniently wears and shoots footage of his Martorelli Landscaping sweatshirt and then a quick “No Bueno” selfie shot) apparently didn’t read that little sign saying no cameras in court!
    Actually, I bet the court really didn’t mean to have that inconvenient sign posted on the courtroom door, nor would they want to see evidence of such a minor crime of contempt of court.
    Oh wait, I’m sure that like his bro that he abides by all other laws!
    I’m just freaking glad his recording buddy didn’t squeeze a zit when he was fondling his facial scruff on film!!!!

  • Tea Baggz
    April 27, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Billy getting tea bagged in the pokey .Ha ha what a sucka

  • powder
    April 27, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    Anyway you guys can hook him up with That rapper god Tony from Rochester NH? I mean that could be biggie/tupac epic. Could bring even a rochester/revere union, brother cities in arm. Just imagine the junk box broads between the 2 you could profile and create battles between for the alpha white rapper dick

  • z
    April 27, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    I feel sorry for the stupid fuck that he’s a stupid fuck.

    Billy, call it day man. Grow up, move on. The dream is over. Stick with roofing. Work your ass off, make some money.

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