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You might remember my boy Mr. Billy Baggz from last week. Before we get into it, let me just thank this motherfucker for the most entertaining day and a half Mr. Manchester Turtlete and I have had in weeks. There’s no question that Baggz is a showman, and boy did he ever put on a show for his Facebook followers. The suspense waiting for our diss track was palpable to say the least. We all awaited the track to drop at 8 pm.
Eight o’clock came and went and , frankly, I was getting antsy as shit. I don’t like waiting to be murdered.
Every video he threw up onto the Facebook machine was calling out Turtleboy. The man can talk a ton of shit, and never shuts up. Seemed like the man’s mouth wrote some checks his ass couldn’t cash:
What “big sponsor”? Your Nana that gives you $20 on holidays? I had never, not ever been so disappointed in my life. But the next day, he dropped that track so hard the whole state of Massachusetts felt it! Then, Little Bitch Billy deleted the video.
Ya see, during this track drop, it appears that our boy Baggz got himself into some trouble:
Oh, I checked out his page alright and, indeed Baggz was live from his holding cell! I’m fucking gutted because he smartened up and took the videos down. I mean, this is a tragedy. I never laughed so hard in my life. Billy gave us several tours of his cell, including the infamous toilet/ sink, he ate lunch with his temporary cellie and then went to court where thank God his boy got video of.
It’s very unclear as to what happened to Billy to get himself in this position, some say he was causing a ruckus during the video shoot, some say it was drugs, some say he was on pretrial probation and didn’t do his mandatory pee pee in a cup which seems the most likely scenario. In any event, the man knows how to build the hype and entertain in a way that puts most ratchets to shame. Take note, bitches, Billy knows what’s up!
Here’s an idea Billy – message us on Facebook and tell us what happened on tomorrow night’s episode of Turtleboy Live. You won’t!!
He may have scrubbed that page clean of admissible court video, but screen shots are forever. I truly am deeply saddened by not being able to hear Baggz’s nasal rap including the phrase “I know psychos” over and over again. It was awful, truly the worst diss track ever dropped, I swear on my life it was. But don’t try telling Billy that, 1) he’s in the clink, and 2) he’s got quite the got quite the ego.
Why you gotta bring God into it? He heard that diss track and had you locked up for your own good.
Also, seems like he saw this coming:
Don’t. Poke. The Turtle.