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In case you missed it yesterday we blogged about this video of some Roxbury residents who showed up at the crime scene where Boston Police Officer John Moynihan, a decorated hero, was shot for no reason by a career criminal. As you can see the mob unsuccessfully attempted to provoke the police into hitting them. But they didn’t. Because they’re better people than the worthless pieces of garbage who were instigating them while one of their brothers lies in the hospital in a coma, fighting for his life:
Well a Facebook Group called, “Black Lives Matter Boston” is apparently organizing an important meeting about this incident.
Ya got that? There is actually a group of human beings who are rallying to support a worthless scumbag who shot a cop in the face. This is what the “Black Lives Matter” movement stands for. There is a catch about this meeting though. No honkies allowed!!!
That sounds like a healthy way to improve race relations in America. Apartheid. Good job hippies. So, what is the criteria for this? What percent “person of color” do you have to be to qualify? Can Robert Blackwell-Gibbs come? He’s only half black. What if you’re 1/4 black? How bout 1/8? How will we be screened at the door? Do I have to bring my person of color ID? Do Asians count? How bout gypsies? Jews? Let me know exactly who is excluded please.
Look, every normal person who objectively look at this realizes that it’s a joke. The longer this goes on the more we can see what an epic joke this has been from the beginning. We knew it right away, but some people actually thought they had a legitimate point. Obviously they don’t. And if the Turtleboy Sports Revolution has taught us anything, it’s that the most effective way to combat these people is to publicly call them out on their shenanigans. So let’s get started, shall we?
The “protest” in the video up above was organized by two women named Mukaji Gigi and Didi Delgado:
I’m sorry Professor Sonya Conner, you’re pretty fly and all, but I think I may be in love with Didi Delgado:
It’s not just her undeniable sex appeal that does if for me though. It’s her feistyness. Because my girl Didi and her girl Mukaji got all fired up when they saw that citizens were being kept out of the crime scene:
What do you mean we can’t walk all over the crime scene? That seems like a perfectly REASONABLE thing to demand. Quite frankly it sounds racist!!! Naturally Mujaki and Didi had to sashey their pretty little behinds down to the crime scene to stand up for Angelo West – a career criminal who shot a cop in the face and died because of it. Seems like the kind of person you’d definitely wanna be associated with when you want people to take you seriously.
Didi was the girl in the video who looked like Violet Bearuegarde when she ate the forbidden gobstopper and blew up into a giant purple blog:
Yea, that’s right. Our intel at Turtleboy Sports was able to identify the ringleaders of the gutless protesters. I fucking love the Internet. It’s what we do here. Ironically SHE is the one who put the video on Youtube. This is a lot like the Busgate video. She put it up online assuming that everyone would agree with her that the police were out of line:
“BPD at their finest.” LOL. Like, did she honestly expect people to see this video of her and her crew swearing at and harassing BPD and expect any normal person to say, “Wow, the cops are out of control”? Of course after viewing it we realized that it was the peaceful protesters who were the aggressors displaying savage behavior. Don’t tell that to my girl Mujaki though. According to her they were “ambushed”:
Yea, ya see Mookie, an ambush is when someone hides and jumps out at you while you’re walking by. The cops weren’t hiding. They were there already. Cleaning up their brother’s blood and guts off the streets. And then you showed up to call them racists and support the criminal that shot him in the face. But please, tell me more about how you were “ambushed.”
Didi and Mukaji have been relentless for the past 24 hours to convince everyone that Angelo West was some sort of victim:
He had a name. Therefore he didn’t deserve to die for shooting a cop in the face. #HippieLogic
Didi thinks it’s a conspiracy:
But, you weren’t there DiDi!! You even admitted it above. You and Mukaji said you were “heading there” only after you saw on Twitter that they were clearing the crime scene. A black man was murdered last night? No he wasn’t. A black man killed himself last night by shooting a cop in the face. When you shoot a cop in the face, you die. Everyone knows that. Angelo West knew it too. This is suicide by cop, not murder.
So how come the honkies can’t come to the meeting today DiDi?
“There’s no such thing as reverse racism.” Right. That’s because it’s just called “racism.” I’ve heard this one a million times before and every time I hear it it becomes more and more hilarious. Only white people can be racist. Priceless.
Now for the best part of the blog. White guilt!!! I fucking LOVE white guilt. Nothing entertains me more than honkies kissing ass in a vain attempt to be accepted by a bunch of psychopaths who have appointed themselves “leaders” of the people of color community.
This right here is the face of white guilt:
And she just can’t understand why all these honkies think a “no-honkies-allowed” meeting would offend people:
Yea, why is everyone supporting the cop and not the guy who shot him in the face? Why is she the only person who wants justice for poor Angelo West? He deserves justice too. Oh wait, actually he got justice. He’s dead and the world is a better place for it. Problem solved Nancy. Justice has been served.
And in the least shocking news ever, Nancy lives in Brighton. AKA the part of Boston where white people move to get away from black people. Oh and guess what? Nancy Griffin was one of the 18 protesters arrested for chaining themselves to barrels on I-93. She’s the beautiful woman on the far left:
When I first saw this photo I didn’t know what that thing was. Now I know it’s a Nancy.
Then there’s Barbara Joslin:
Hey Barbara, if you keep kissing Mukaji’s ass she might let you come over for dinner one night. Not that you’ve ever been to her neighborhood before. So here we have a white woman, openly supporting segregation, and guess what she does for a living?
Oh good, she’s a teacher. And I’m SHOCKED that she works at a Charter School. Shocked. Because we all know that unlicensed scabs who work at Charter Schools ares the BEST teachers. Do your thing Mrs. Joslin!!
She’s from Somerville, AKA Cambridge Jr. Those places are like overgrown Brighton’s. It’s a bunch of upper middle-class white people who claim to support diversity but purposely go out of their way to live in segregated white neighborhoods and towns. If you wanna contact her school to let the administration know how you feel about one of their teachers openly supporting segregation, here’s how you can contact them. I’m sure her non-unionized fellow teachers will be able to help her out.
Then there’s Paige Giovinco:
Yea everyone, we don’t know the whole story. He could’ve accidentally shot the cop in the face. Ya never know. I freaking LOVE white guilt.
Another one of these hilarious dingleberries is Anna Feder:
Hey black people, look at me!! I’m “respecting your space.” Give me a buzz when you need me. You do need me right? Like, eventually you’ll text me won’t you? Because I totally respect your exclusion of me at the event. I’m not one of those crazy white people who thinks that’s racist. I’m one of the good ones. Pick me when you’re done grieving for your criminal friend. Or don’t. It might be racist for me to tell you call me, because I’m white and can’t tell you what to do. Doesn’t matter. Whatever you’re doing is right. Because as a white person I can NEVER question the motivations of people of color. That’s racist.
Finally there is my comrade Cali Panesis:
You’re right Cali. Me and Mrs. Turtleboy were eating breakfast this morning and I was all like, “White supremacy and antiblackness is fucked up.” And she was like, “For real yo.” It’s too bad because Turtleboy Jr.’s heart was set on going to this meeting. He couldn’t sleep last night. You have no idea how upset he was when he woke up this morning and I had to tell him that he was way too white to be there. He started crying, so then I told him to shut the fuck up because reverse racism isn’t real.
Where’s Cali from anyway?
Peabody. The struggle is real up in Peabody. Keep doing your thing though Cali. One of these days Lena Dunham will acknowledge your existence and your life goals will be completed.
Out here in Worcester we’ll be looking towards Spanky McFarlane, Joyce McNickles, Brenda Jenkins and the other self-appointed leaders of Coming Together Circlejerk to explain to us whether or not we should support this attempted cop killer.
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18 Comment(s)
Nancy Griffin, Barbra Joslin and Cali Panesis clearly display
a wisdom that rates at the same level as their beauty!
Combine that with the flare for fashion and the same level
of attraction Didi and Mukaji bring to the circus (I’m McLuv’n
the group photo at the club) and I see a round table afternoon
talk show sprouting!
The View has got competition !!!!
These girls are the real deal, straight shoot’n and unbiased !!!
Keep’n it real!!!
I would watch EVERY SHOW!!!
I Agree It Is Wrong to Defend a Murderer But Your Not Making it Any Better By Talking About People the Way You Do 2 Negatives Don’t Make It Right In My Mind And Listening to You Speaking Your Just As Bad As Everyone else. I’m Glad that the Officer is Doing Better I Was Praying for Him Cause Noone Deserves What Happened to Him But The Way U Degrade People You Should Be Ashamed
your typing hurts my eyes AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG
BTW, judging by the pictures, Im kind jealous that i didnt know about the “Hungry hungry hippo Club” meeting. I bet they have a great buffet.
I guess Carlo Baldino will have some time alone in the hood of Sutton to dream up more crazy conspiracies while Joyce heads off to Roxbury to community organize? Will they carpool with Clive, RBG, and the rest of the crew to reduce their carbon footprint? Poor Sonya, on the outside looking in.
I love how these hypocrites throw themselves under the bus. “People of color only” really?
White is no longer a color?
These people are “Pro-Segregation”?
Do these people want schools divided based upon skin color?
Bus seating by skin color?
Fucking hypocrites.
Liked it when she called cops savages. Cops showed great restraint by not beating the shit out of them with nightsticks and blackjacks. Big “my street” guy wearing Patriot’s jersey still pissed that Wilfork is gone.
#protestorslivesareworthless
I’m picturing a guy at the door holding a jug of apple cider with a sign that says “You must be this dark to enter”
As usual these types of issues turn out to be all about accountability or the lack thereof!
What about ALL LIVES matter? Am I way out of line here?
No. It’s the worst kind of racism to state that any non-black lives matter. Only black lives matter. Any other lives (especially white people) don’t matter. Fuck white people. Kill all of them. Start with straight, cisgendered white men. Because women matter more than men.
And that’s how equality works.
“Out of Line” definition: behaving in a way that breaks the rules or is considered disreputable or inappropriate. Holy Schnikys I guess I was out of line. Only 32% of lives matter while 80% of the rest of us are fucked!
I’m going to share this one….make some friends (and probably a couple of new enemies) for you. Turtle Power!
This is your best rant ever – love it! Dave Martinovich in the Philippines.
This all sounds a little to familiar…
“But Sir, in Black Lives Matter, we have no names..”
“No listen you to me. This is a man, and he has a name, and it’s Angelo West. Ok.”
“Angelo West?”
“He’s a man, and he’s dead now because of us. Alright? Do you understand that?”
“I understand. In death a member of Black Lives Matter has a name. His name is Angelo West…”
“His name is Angelo West..His name is Angelo West…His name is Angelo West…His name is Angelo West..His name is Angelo West”
“Come on guys, stop it!”
One of the hottest takes yet