Blue Raspberry Rhonda Says Her Dead Felon Mother Got A Ballot Application In The Mail And She’s Considering Letting Her Vote For Biden From The Grave


If you’re getting your news from the mainstream media then you likely have been told that there is no way in hell that mail in voting could lead to any sort of fraud. It’s just like regular voting, except it’s handled multiple times by multiple people and even though it’s never been tried before it’s not like anyone would ever try to manipulate it in any way.

Meet Candice Ebersole from Southington, CT.

I mean…..do you even have to ask who she’s voting for? If you gave me 100 pictures of random people and I had to guess who they were voting for, I’d get at least 95 right. Never has the way we look been more divided before. One half has hot chicks and men who look like men, and the other side has blue hair, nose rings, double chins, gender confusion, hipster glasses, chinstraps, and soy stuck in their teeth.

Of course it’s Candice’s team that wants mail in voting, which tells you everything you need to know about why mail in voting is a bad idea. Generally speaking, anything social justice warriors want is likely a scam. Black lives matter, Christin Blasey-Ford, “believe women,” lockdowns, tech censorship – everything they do is done with the goal of destroying Donald Trump. If they want it then it’s only because they plan to exploit it. Candice basically gave away the end game with a recent post.

I realize it says absentee, and that that’s different from mail in voting, but the problem here is that her Mom is dead and yet she still gets a ballot sent to her for Mom because she’s registered to vote. She could easily just show up and vote using her Mom’s name since Connecticut doesn’t have voter ID laws, but that seems like a lot of work. Easier to just commit voter fraud from home. Will she actually go through with it? Probably not now. But she’s not the only person to get a ballot for a dead family member, and OF COURSE their loved ones will send in ballots with Joe Biden’s name checked off because these people will do anything to win. Anything.

So how long has Mom been gone?

Four years ago. And she was a felon, so she would’ve voted for Biden if she could. Luckily hardly anyone has died in the last four years, so this is the only house that will receive a ballot for a dead person.

My message to conservatives is to do the same thing. Don’t try to be above it. If you play by your rules instead of their rules you will lose. I’m voting by mail in voting, and then I’m going to the polls on election day. If my name is checked off and they don’t let me vote then it’s much ado about nothing. But I’d urge you to do the same and let me know if they’ve listed you as voted already. Something tells me the Dead COVID Patients For Biden will be out in full force on November 3.


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42 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 23, 2020 at 8:37 am

    What a garbage person! It seems kind of young to have a deceased parent but then again good ole Mom was a felon…..overdose? Suicide? Venereal disease?

  • dough bro
    September 18, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    I like her “Rosie the riveter” look attempt, but the blue hair wasn’t the thing back in the 40’s!
    Sorry, but you don’t qualify for the “We can do it” movement!!

  • Cheddah
    September 18, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    BIIITTTCH, no black people are EVER wanna be friends with you. Quit the bullshit…

  • Hate Fags
    September 18, 2020 at 8:53 am

    Fags shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

  • Twittergooglepla
    September 18, 2020 at 8:17 am

    All claims that mail in voting is susceptible to fraud are FALSE and MISINFORMATION! If you continue making these FALSE claims you will be extradited to China for execution!

  • Independent Thinker
    September 18, 2020 at 6:20 am

    This is all part of the master plan. Randomly mail out ballots. Not all of them will be returned, as many are going to vacant or second homes. Then Harris (I mean Biden) can say that not all of the votes were counted.

    If it is safe enough for you to go into a store, then it is safe enough for you to vote. If you don’t feel comfortable voting in person, call you town clerk, request an application for an absentee ballot. When you receive it, fill it out and take it back in person. The post office should not be handing the voting, and they should not have sent out requests for ballot addressed as, “OCCUPANT AT.”

  • Hrad
    September 17, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    You all need to lay off the bleach. Listen to your prez. Bleach. Magic. It will go away when it gets warm. It will start getting cooler. You just watch. You will all reap what you’ve sown.

  • Judge dread
    September 17, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    All these leftist lunatic females look all the same. To look as unattractive as possible because black lives matter.

    • Eyes On The Prize
      September 18, 2020 at 9:42 am

      Funny thing is a filthy n#gger sill still rape it because no one enjoys fking black girls.

  • North of the Border
    September 17, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    And my dentist wonders why I’ve ground my teeth down to the roots.

    Only because murder is still illegal. For now.

  • Sir? Ma'am? ?????
    September 17, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Candice Ebersole just get the surgery and finish your transition already.

    • North of the Border
      September 17, 2020 at 6:41 pm

      Or a chainsaw. Lot faster and cheaper.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        September 18, 2020 at 8:05 pm

        I have a spare chain I’d be glad to donate.

  • Mike
    September 17, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    When you lick Trump’s balls, does your tongue get orange, or does he not use the bronzer down there?

    • Donald J. Trump
      September 17, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      Do you prefer jelly or syrup when you’re tossing the salad of every black life that never really mattered to you?

  • Calm WhiteDad
    September 17, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    If these creatures ever succeed at getting the socialism/communism they so desperately desire, they will literally be the first ones silenced and disappeared.

  • King Richards Faire
    September 17, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Another Dungeons and Dragons cunt.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 17, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    Go to your bank. Take out $5,000 in cash. Put it in an envelope and mail it to yourself. Don’t dare to? Me either. I guess we all better vote in person.

  • George Romero
    September 17, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Night of the Voting Dead!

    It’s terrifying…and I’m joining the ranks. Hahahahahahaha!

  • Mom’s Basement
    September 17, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    I’ve registered like 10 times and keep getting more forms to register in the mail. They must not be getting my name right so I keep making minor changes so hopefully one of them will match whatever they are comparing my information to. I hope I don’t have to go through the same thing with the actual ballots. A man who spends that much time in a basement is a man I can relate to. Go Joe!

  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    September 17, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    Freak, ugly, scary taco sniffer

  • Political Scientist
    September 17, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Honestly, anyone who is truly “woke,” and by that, I mean you realize what the fuck is going on, and can see things as they actually are (not the Us vs. Them that is the driving force of a two-party system), the Left’s game plan has been blatantly obvious since March.

    This COVID experiment was exactly that: An experiment to see how much the government could get away with via top-down fiat. The first big tell was in MI, when the governor decreed you could shop at the same Home Depot for grout, but not for tomato seeds. It’s just not that difficult to see that for what it truly was, especially given the arguments they tried to make against the actually peaceful protests from the Right.

    Vote by mail is just the latest card they’re overturning. Logically, rationally, and and in accordance with basic common sense, in person voting with a valid ID is the ONLY way to ensure, even a little bit, a valid, secure election event. COVID does not need to interfere with this at all: If you can wear a mask to shop at Market Basket, you can wear a mask to show up and vote in person. The Left simply wants to build up those mail-in votes that they can store away in some warehouse in case they need them. If they don’t, those votes are going into the incinerator.

    This person with the very bad hairdon’t is advocating a pretty serious crime against society. The Overton Window has shifted considerably.

    • Mike
      September 17, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      An experiment? You’re a fucking moron.

      • Political Scientist
        September 17, 2020 at 5:25 pm

        Two choices here, Big Mike, ol’ pal. Either (a) You aren’t bright enough to see the forest for the trees, or (b) You don’t drink the Kool Aid from the pitcher – you inject it into your veins directly, making you a useful idiot.

        • Q
          September 18, 2020 at 9:14 am

          COVID was created in a lab by liberals for mass mind control. It’s not a real disease, but understand this. Once they have us under control they will release pedophiles and rapists upon us to rape us in pizza shops, and they will know they have us under mind control due to the COVID controls that have been tested.

          • Political Scientist
            September 18, 2020 at 9:35 am

            No, COVID is real. It’s just not the bubonic plague / irrevocable sentence of death it was built up to be. The experiment wasn’t the COVID, it was manipulating the reaction to it.

      • george costanza
        the angry taint
        September 17, 2020 at 6:02 pm

        Yup, a military experiment unleashed upon the world you fucking lemming

  • Mastiff squint
    September 17, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    Ronda go for it! If you get away with it, you can brag about it to the carpet munchers at the vegan food co-op for life. If you get caught it’s better than an EBT card, prison picks up the tab for everything. Plus you will be swimming in a sea of estrogen, with lots of kissing, and just think a sea of hair pie as far as the eye can see. Sounds like a win win situation to me. By the way was dad a correctional officer by any chance?

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 17, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    The good thing about these dyed hair/nose ringed liberal commie fucktards is that if 1776.2 comes, they will be easy to identify in a target rich environment

  • Gary Rosen is an idiot
    September 17, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    This is the Democrats plan . Sari Rivera and Mary Keefe will have the organization neighbor to neighbor mailing every Hispanic ballot they can find in for sleepy Joe . Voter fraud is real and as the socialist communist millennials say vote early vote often . . Trump 2020!!!!!

  • Zombies vote democrat
    September 17, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Ever see the tv show about zombies coming back to life? In the movies zombies eat brains. Seems like in real like the zombies come back and vote for brainless idiot democrats.

  • Canyon Yodeler
    September 17, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    Another guy masquerading as a woman, masquerading as a guy.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 17, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Jesus Fucking Christ! Have we run out of dyke haircuts and hair dye yet? Good job announcing the crime you may commit!

  • Towgunner
    September 17, 2020 at 11:57 am

    And her mom was a felon. Just good old quality people. Wholesome as apple pie.

    We wonder why there is a brewing civil war, which I think is at the least cool and probably warm right now trending to hot.

    What do I have in common with this person? And how are her interest aligned with mine? Sure, years ago we had some commonality. But, going off of one of her pictures it’s obvious she’s into the whole cross dressing thing ergo she’s one of those people that denies reality.

    I like reality and want to live in it. She does not and wants people to accept her delusions. Once upon a time such people were locked up in asylums, today they’re in schools and making policy.

    • You Don't Need a Weatherman to Know Which Way the Wind Blows
      September 17, 2020 at 1:22 pm

      Lest we forget, Bill Ayers is now considered a “respected authority” on public education.

    • Multiple ballot disorder
      September 17, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      She’s going to get a ballot for each of the identities she has. As long as she keeps using the name on her birth certificate as her former name the ballots will come through. This way she can vote however she identifies which of course may change throughout the day.

  • Frank
    September 17, 2020 at 11:48 am

    All part of the Democrats plan for fear and confusion after the election, neither side will concede keeping trump from getting anything meaningful done

  • America
    September 17, 2020 at 11:46 am

    She’s a piece of shit and so is her dead mother for having her

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    September 17, 2020 at 11:41 am

    Let’s put this to rest once and for all. Mail in voting does not increase the chances of fraud. The very first question on the voter registration form asks if you’re a citizen. If you check the “no” box it CLEARLY states that you are NOT to continue filling out the form.

    • Even the name is funny
      September 17, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      Hey Cuckstein – that is some humorous shit that the thumbdowns do not comprehend. Well done.

  • bill fleming
    September 17, 2020 at 11:30 am

    Please put your mask on you are making me sick.

  • She's a douche.com
    September 17, 2020 at 11:03 am

    I’ve been saying all along, Biden will win the Dead Vote.

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