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Bootleg Reporter Emmalynn Anderson Is Nowhere To Be Found Now That “Wonderful Boy” Who Shot Falmouth Cops Flashed Gang Signs And Black Power Salute During Arraignment

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Manchester Turtlette just banged out this blog about the Falmouth cop shooter who was flashing gang signals during his arraignment.

My question is, where’s Emmalynn Anderson now? Remember a few days ago when she was bragging about what a good guy Malik was?

Was she his cousin or his step aunt? Doesn’t matter. Something tragic happened and she wasn’t going to miss out on the spotlight.

Do good guys flash gang signs and do the black power salute while being arraigned for shooting two cops in cold blood?

Asking for a friend.

“He’s trying to do the best to be the absolute best human being that he can.”

“He’s a wonderful boy. He’s a wonderful and caring kid. And this is something none of us saw coming.”

“We’re not going to speak too much about his past.”

I would ask her if she still thinks he’s a “wonderful” teenage boy, but she has since deactivated her personal Facebook page as well as her fan page. Because lots of real reporters do that. They go on TV immediately after two cops get shot, vouch for the shooter over and over again, brag about how they’re “in the media,” and then ghost when people start criticizing them.

Speaking of ghosting, that was actually the name of one of her hilarious music videos too, back in 2017 when she was an aspiring pop star…..

If you didn’t have the stomach to watch that, allow me to recap. Homewrecker wants to get stuffed by a dude out with a woman who looks like his mother. So she’s texting him the whole time:

She tries different sexy costumes

But none of them work

Naturally then he dresses up as a red set of eyeballs, and she chases him through Boston dressed as Mrs. Pacman.

But he escapes by finding his band.

The end.

Looks like a relative of Malik Koval is gonna be a bridesmaid in her upcoming wedding…..

Don’t know if Malik’s gonna be able to make it. Maybe if he gets the right Deval Patrick appointed judge.

Oh yea, and this is how she met her fiance….

She walked upstairs in a bikini and banged on his door asking for wine.

Smart career move Emmalynn.

37 Comment(s)
  • Linda
    August 1, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    She’s a Stupid bitch

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 1, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Poor thing had to deactivate her Facebook page. How is she supposed to live without Facebook!

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 1, 2018 at 11:06 am

    Kill it with fire!

  • z
    August 1, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Look up “Emmalynn Anderson wikifeet”

    WTF???????????

    I’m sure Rex Ryan knows the site.

    • z
      August 1, 2018 at 8:04 am

      And, she’s a shoe size 5!!!!!

      FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I take back everything I”ve said about her.

      She’s a FIVE!!!!!!!

      Look at that spacing between her big toes and the toes next to them.!!!!!!!
      Know what I mean?????

  • Schutzstaffel
    July 31, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    I want to see a pie chart that points out the percentage of the population of black and Hispanic people.

    Then I want to see another pie chart next to it showing the percentage of crimes that are committed by black and Hispanic people.

    I want for these two pie charts to be shown on the news and broadcasted all over the country.

    Then I want for black and Hispanic politicians to explain the reasoning behind the overwhelming presence of black and Hispanic crime, and why police shouldn’t be wary of black and Hispanic people, and why do each of these groups have an entire month dedicated to them that isn’t shared with any other group unlike all the other months of recognition.

    Both black and Hispanic people make up over 90% of all negative news every single night all across the country.

    Just today in Downtown Crossing, a black teen named Norjay Bryant beat up a mentally disabled man who walks with a cane and took his phone.

    And they think the police and white people are being total dicks to them, and now they’re confronting law enforcement with total impunity and aggression to an unprecedented extent.

    Both groups are now shooting cops regularly.

    If you don’t think that this is a problem that we need to handle immediately, you really have no concept of what is going on in this country.

    If you’re reasonable and gentle with them, they walk all over you.

    It’s time to start fucking with them the way that they are fucking with us. Eye for an eye. Fuck them.

    • information
      August 1, 2018 at 5:32 am

      In NYC blacks make up 23% of the population and commit 75% of all shootings, Hispanics commit 22% of all shootings, Whites commit 2% of all shootings, 1% is other. Blacks and Hispanics together commit 97% of all shootings in NYC.

  • TJB
    July 31, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    The problem for Police and citizens alike is there are literally thousands of these 20-30 something mental Hispanic criminals in Massachusetts. Single parent, illegals, dropouts and losers, selling drugs and stealing anything that isn’t nailed down. They will all be watching what happens to this prick; he should be made an example of what happens when you shoot a cop.

  • Acid Bath
    July 31, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Bring back the death penalty. I’ll volunteer to throw the switch, just as long as I can make eye contact with him when I do it so he can see me grin.

  • qs
    July 31, 2018 at 10:49 pm

    Average looking girl acting like she is super attractive takes heat for family and asks for privacy for them. Turtleboy trashes her and her lame music videos. I am Turtleboy, but this is just wrong. Leave the girl alone. She’s better looking than half the girls I dated, and she has more music talent than I ever will.

    • The angry taint
      July 31, 2018 at 10:56 pm

      Seriously? She is not even related to this asswipe but gave an unnecessary interview on how this poor 21 yo teenager is misunderstood. She doesn’t even know how old this fucking loser is. Obviously she learned her lesson because that fucking mouth of hers wasn’t running after he flashed his fanook gang signs this afternoon….fuck her and fuck her trash family

      • Leonard Washington
        August 1, 2018 at 4:25 am

        She did just about as good a job as a pro flack would do in the circumstances. Likely this family was freaked out over what their kid did and the consequences that would follow. Most families don’t have a professional media crisis manager at their disposal. This woman had the most camera experience of any of them and went forward to try and respond to their kid trying to murder cops.

        So you shit on her. I’ve already analyzed why. You know why.

        Try and step back and separate your justifiable rage at the cop shooting scumbag and the rest of his family, particularly Ms. Anderson. They didn’t do it. He did.

        • Y
          August 1, 2018 at 10:45 am

          Leonard is that guy in high school who loves his best friend, but can’t seem to find his way out of the “friend zone.”

  • Malcom F.U.
    July 31, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    There’s not enough bad things that could possibly happen to this total turd of a human being.

  • Publius
    July 31, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    The fake mainstream media trying to ignore this story and his punk ass gang sign which is why TBS remains a must read.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 31, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    This chick will skate through life just fine.

    Horrible.

    Fucking grifter cheeseball.

  • Lou P
    July 31, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    How come her cell phone (508) rings and rings, and her voicemail 560- is full of messages -3126 ?

    • lolthiskidisoncrack
      July 31, 2018 at 7:23 pm

      Nothing says ‘I’m innocent” more than flashing gang signs at your court hearing. I fully expect the judicial system to fully and completely expunge the terrible stain that false imprisonment has laid upon this poor boys soul post haste. Where can we send donations to so that we might help this poor boys family in this terrible time of need?

      I really hope there’s a gofundme.

      • deflateddoritodinks
        August 1, 2018 at 11:14 am

        He doesn’t need a gofundme. He will be out on $0 reduced bail, and we will pay for his lawyer, Fleabag Bailey, Esq.

    • vicxh
      August 1, 2018 at 3:16 pm

      Thanks Lou. I am gonna try and get a hold of Emmalyn since I am hosting a party with wine and I wonder if she could drop by in her bikini 🙂

  • If Obama had a son
    July 31, 2018 at 6:13 pm

    Emmalynn should count her blessings that she wasn’t realy related to Malik bc her gentle Cuz Malik would have done her like this. If you think this is racist you’re right it’s black on white racism and it’s everywhere.

  • Arch your back
    July 31, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Oh well….horrible musician…..stupid reporter……dumb blonde……

    But has a nice ass so she ain’t useless yet

  • Not wid my dick
    July 31, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Ain’t nobody axed the kweshtshun…..”where da phuk did dis 1/2 breed get the gun?”

    • Mike
      July 31, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      The shitbag needs to rot in jail, this shootin cops has to end.
      That being said, I’d rather be a “1/2 breed” than an inbred such as yourself.

    • Maura Healey
      August 1, 2018 at 11:12 am

      He went on the interweb and downloaded the plans then printed on his 3D printer. Where the hell did you think he got it?

  • The angry taint
    July 31, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    That’s no for fucking gang sign, germans do that when ordering 3 lagers. So is this kid a nazi? There are no fucking real gangs down there. Wish the cop billy clubbed his limp wrist

  • HairyClamChowda
    July 31, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    Look honey if your only gonna swallow you stay on local access TV. U need to take it in the bum bum to get into the big market.

  • Leonard Washington
    July 31, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    You’ve convinced me. The fact that his aunt made a music video means she is responsible for his horrific crime. Also, her engagement must have driven him to shoot police officers. She’s responsible.

    At least for this week TB is scraping bottom. And I say this as a multiple time contributor and fan of the Bates, Delgado, and Genduso exposes. Conflating a set of attempted murders with resenting a chick you could never, ever pull is the kind of thing that will keep Turtle Boy from getting the respect it deserves as a media outlet. Frankly, its Hacky.

    • z
      July 31, 2018 at 5:06 pm

      Her original remarks were of the “Free my boi!!!” variety. Which is always fair game.
      If she had to go in front of a microphone (which she didn’t), a “I love my nephew, but if what they say is true, then he has to take responsibility for it” it would be all good. This chick is a media whore wanna-be and couldn’t help herself. Mr. Gang SIgns makes her just seem dumber today.

      “resenting a chick you could never, ever pull ” Yeah, she’s cute. BFD. Let’s say men here got lucky and all we knew was her looks. That would wear off very quickly when she opened her yap. Which is the reason for all the sexual degradation comments being made. A fairly nicely wrapped box with fancy paper and a bow. You remove the wrapping and the box is empty. So, all that leaves is the superficial.

    • Maudernliving
      July 31, 2018 at 5:18 pm

      But, this article was written by North Shore Turtlebabe – presumably a female? Guns blazing against a hot girl. So would deductive reasoning suggest that this female blogger is…….. unattractive? perhaps even frumpy?

      • z
        July 31, 2018 at 5:34 pm

        And the original blog on this one wasn’t written by her.

        It was by South Shore Turtlegirl . Who also did the Tieonah Addington one.
        Tieonah Addington is not hot. Tieonah Addington is a nightmare.

        NSTB wrote the Brittany Wojcik one. Who is also not hot.

        It’s possible there is an axe to grind. It is also possible you have to take the pitches thrown to you.

    • Raymond Marble
      July 31, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      Turtleboy was almost sunk by Didi Delgado and her crew. Now it goes after softer targets. Finding narcissists to bash is too easy. Social media is nothing but narcissists. This is just lazy.

  • Josey Wales
    July 31, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    My question is, where’s Emmalynn Anderson now? I believe I know!!! I heard she was getting it in the ass by all his gang friends….because she wants to show support for him. No better way than spreading her butt cheeks and getting her shit tube blasted by 10-15 gangsters. I also heard not ONE gangster wanted her meat lippy roast beef looking pussy…yep all made her take it in her fart blaster. It was not a surprise she walked out with a smile, flashing gang signs all the while leaving a trail of splooge leaking out her turd shooter

  • hank
    July 31, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    Chasing fame makes people do really stupid shit

  • SaNigasDCKorSomething
    July 31, 2018 at 3:14 pm

    She on to da next black dick you. These skeeza knows homeboi aint seein da light of day anytime soon

  • Old Gumshoe
    July 31, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    If I was in that room, I would have broken the little turds fingers off, and shoved them up his brown ass…..no lube !
    As for the moolie lover, EmmaLynn? Nothing that a good old fashioned bitch slap won’t cure.
    Fuck her.
    Fuck him.
    And fuck every single liberal Democrat politician in this godforsaken State. If they were in a fiery car wreck ( here’s hoping) , I wouldn’t piss on them !

  • Pepe's Brother in Tijuana
    July 31, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    She not around cuz she back in Tijuana at Pepe’s for a return engagement ju all been mean to her. She say she miss the donkey dongs and free tequila (she think it tequila, she stoopid). Emmalynn goin be in Tijuana till she get her head right…

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