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Falmouth Cop Shooter Arraignment Video Shows Him Throwing Gangs Signs, White Suburban Chicks Say He’s A Good Kid Rooting For The Celtics

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Some folks are wondering just what the hell is happening around the 2 minute mark with the hand gesture in the video of Malik Koval’s arraignment from his hospital bed.



Lemme just do a ratchet to real person translation: This little bitch is throwing the blood gang sign. Why? Because it’s instant protection in prison which is where he’ll be living for a really long time after unsuccessfully trying to murder two cops in Falmouth.

I’m sorry, is there something wrong with my eyes? I’m failing to see where the “wonderful boy” is that his bootleg reporter mom’s stepsister’s half cousin twice removed was talking about. All I see is a shitbag in a hospital bed, fist pumping and throwing gang signs. Could you be anymore disrespectful? Well, only when you’re flipping the bird at your arraignment, I suppose.

How in the world do these people think this shit is acceptable? Yeah, he didn’t kill those cops , but he shot at them with the intent to kill. And this bitch is just sitting there acting like this ain’t shit to him while signaling to all his blood buddies that he’s pure trash. Good. I hope every single one of the folks on his jury see this.

Then again, he could just be showing support for his favorite sportsball team:

No, Maegan and Tiffany. Be more white and suburban. You can’t. He’s not “throwing the 3s up”, he’s throwing a gang sign you dumb as the shit on my shoe asshole. And this has nothing to do with morphine or being scared.

“By the raps.” Jesus Christ…

No, no, no…he’s guilty as hell. I don’t care about his age, his life experiences, nothing. I only care about the fact that without a doubt he’s the one who shot at two cops. He wanted his freedom so badly that he was willing to kill. Lock him the fuck up and throw away the key. Don’t give me none of this “young, scared and confused” bullshit, Manch is having none of that mess. And yes, mental illness is very real, but mental illness has nothing to do with this case. He’s a scumbag.

Tiffany, the reason the “brood of officers” are there is because this piece of shit is a dangerous individual and since he’s too fucked up to be in jail where he belongs, he has to be guarded. You know, like an animal that escaped from the zoo. Except this animal shot at two police officers.Stop making excuses for these inhuman trash creatures.

When I read “the raps” this was all I could think of…



Esther Manch on the book


21 Comment(s)
  • Make America Great Again
    August 1, 2018 at 10:57 am

    Why the fuck is his good hand NOT handcuffed to thr bed rail ?

  • Patrick "elbow deep" Duvall
    August 1, 2018 at 5:45 am

    He is signing, “I AM OK” …. “WITH BEING FISTED”. I know this one by heart.

    This is a message directed to the inmates awaiting his arrival.

  • Just Another Nasty Caper
    July 31, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Falmouth PD needs to improve the shooting skills of their officers. Two in the chest, one in the head. If you can’t do that you’re not on the force. This scumbag deserves life as much a slug you find on your vegetables in the garden. Welcome to State Prison Malik, being a cop shooter isn’t going to deny you from a lifetime of sexual sevitude from the lifers. Enjoy the trip.

    • MrSmiley
      July 31, 2018 at 11:45 pm

      Che Sosa isn’t picky. Look him up when you get a chance. He’s just a lil fella who’s gonna be holding someones pocket.

  • Publius
    July 31, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Hernandez was all tough till he turned into bitch. Malik looks like a bitch goin in.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 31, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    Your Honor,
    we would like to submit the hospital arraignment video as People’s Exhibit A……….

    “ HOW BOUT THAT!!!!!!!! “

  • Annie Assjuice
    July 31, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Looks like the video is unavailable now. Fuck this pos. He is incurable and incapable of feeling remorse. The judge who lowered his bail previously and allowed him to be free on the streets should be stripped of his title and duties and pension. And publicly shamed.

  • whatevuh
    July 31, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Let’s hope CVS has a big sale on KY he’s gonna need a lot of it where he’s going. Bend over little boy and say hello to your daddy !

  • Ray Patriarca
    Bogs Diamond
    July 31, 2018 at 6:33 pm

    Here’s hoping his cute, tight little brown ass gets railed in jail. Long. Hard. Deep. And often.

  • black victim mythology
    July 31, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    Black on white brutality and violence is so common it’s never a hate crime and rarely even a crime. Cell phone/security camera footage all over the internet should convince people of the black victim myth, but it doesn’t bc a good liberal doesn’t believe in facts. Let me guess the baby was a racist?

    • If Obama had a son
      July 31, 2018 at 5:47 pm


  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    July 31, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    That Muzzie gonna be suckin alotta dick in the pen..

  • Leonard Washington
    July 31, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    Mentally ill, or just a criminal scumbag, it doesn’t matter. He’ll do this again if given the chance. Too bad this is Massachusetts. Judge Feeley will give him an ice cream cone and send him home. He should be sent to Devil’s Island.

  • Real_Finn
    July 31, 2018 at 4:10 pm


    Here’s a thought – how about throwing ZERO signs. NONE. Just sit quietly.

    Don’t show us your “love” for the Celtics, penchant for gangs, or your obvious IQ. Just sit quietly and listen to the nice people.

    Get Fucked,

  • Y
    July 31, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    Where is Auntie Annie now; will she continue to defend this young man after he threw-up gang signs during his arraignment? How much more disrespectful can you be?

  • Who does that
    July 31, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    Why didn’t the judge tell him to put his hand down? Why did they allow him to keep his hand up like that? Oh he seems like a real peach. Emmalyn was right.. the fk outta here with that shit.

  • Never Relax With Blacks
    July 31, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Just another monkey acting stupidly. Thanks Obama.
    The black male is the most violent and predatory animal that you will ever encounter in your life time.

  • z
    July 31, 2018 at 2:28 pm

    “Mental Illness is Real”

    Yes Tiffany Marie it is. It may work for you.

    Remember folks, if you don’t remember doing it, you aren’t responsible for doing it.

    “Z, you have charged with the crime of X. How do you plead?”

    “I don’t remember doing what you are charging me with.”

    “Oh, in that case, the charges are dropped. Our bad.”

    • TheRightSide
      August 1, 2018 at 1:28 pm

      Thats funny because when i look back at history white people created more damage to this planet than any other race. You guys raped & stole from Africa, North & South America, Middle East. This world is the way it is because of you. Every other race Spanish, blacks and Indians were systematicly enslaved, raped, stole from, even genocide. #FACTS – When i say this i’m not blaming every white person, i woud be ignorant.

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 31, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Air bubble in the IV.

    • Yuck
      July 31, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      I was thinking something more creative like drain cleaner, but fuck it, anything to snuff out that ass scab works for me.

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