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Bootleg Tiger Woods With Vendetta Against Northeastern Police Whines While Filming Cops Detain Shithead 13 Year Old Brandishing BB Gun On Campus


WHDH published a hit piece today on the campus police at Northeastern because they temporarily detained a shithead kid who was playing around with what appeared to be a gun on campus. The City Council President blamed the police after some douchebag activist with a vendetta against NEPD filmed it and cried about it on social media. Click here to read about it on TB Daily News.


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119 Comment(s)
  • XavierParas
    November 23, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    I’m telling you, they should have stuck that gun in his face and said: “Real or fake, Asshole!?”

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    November 23, 2020 at 10:13 am

    I’d hit the sauna with him

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    November 23, 2020 at 8:51 am

    Asshole screaming prolly votes for more gun laws. Cops enforce gun laws he gets mad. He is a confused idiot.

  • Please do not make of TB, it is a hate crime
    November 22, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Aidan eyes are about 2cm away from him looking like he has down syndrome, because of that I would ask that who ever is making fun of him stop, as it may be considered a hate crime.

  • Khrysta has a Point
    November 22, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Khrysta has a point. There are some racist comments on here.
    People could still make hilarious comments on here without the N word. Whenever you do that, it feeds into the main stream narrative there is a klu klucker behind every tree. One site like this excuses hundreds of SJW’s in their minds.
    I found this site by accident, but stayed for some hilarious comments, but can’t look over the racist remarks. Everyone knows how ludicrous the left are and that’s a wide alley for jokes. Stay out of the mud.

    • Elegant Elliot Offen
      November 22, 2020 at 10:35 pm

      Khrysta is sporting Oscar Gamble sized afro’s under each armpit
      and south of the Mason Dixon line as well.

  • Halston
    November 22, 2020 at 11:56 am

    The most confusing day of the year

    Father’s Day in Roxbury and Dorchester

    • Mayor Walsh
      November 22, 2020 at 12:13 pm

      how dare you

    • Father's day part deuce
      November 22, 2020 at 1:13 pm

      Oh yeah, because you putting your kid to play PS5 all that day and all year makes you father of the year. It is your kids that make all these hood rappers rich in the 1st place. I have never heard Metallica any time kids are listening to music together, ever.

      • Yep
        November 22, 2020 at 2:15 pm

        Cause it’s not the 90s dumbass

        • Yep yep
          November 22, 2020 at 2:35 pm

          I was making reference to the demographic that read these comments the most, 40 year old white dudes that live in their mom’s basement, but thanks for reading.
          Besides, I dare you have the balls to say Metallica is not relevant anymore, but then again you are probably a boy band fan.

  • Briscoe
    November 22, 2020 at 11:51 am

    An ignorant fucking lawn jockey

  • TB had a GoFundMe like the ratchets he makes fun of
    November 21, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    This reminds me when TB put a gofundme himself like a little bitch because that rich girl’s lawyer was demolishing him in court.

  • hartf811
    November 21, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Some heavy duty mudsharking going on in the hollas of Western RI.

    • Lindsey Vonn
      November 22, 2020 at 10:51 am

      Whats a mudshark?

  • Dr. Rick
    November 21, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    “Did they ask for your opinion”?

  • Dedham Webcam Mom Sarah Burke
    November 21, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    BTW I will perform for darkies if the price is right.

  • Dedham Webcam Mom Sarah Burke
    November 21, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Remember me from the 6/18/2017 blog?

    Bunch of sick bastards

  • The DNC is now the CCP, take down the CCP-DNC
    November 21, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    • Jo C
      JoAnne R
      November 22, 2020 at 1:13 pm

      Another fraud! He’s blown any chance of actually being respected.

  • Andrew Oberle
    November 21, 2020 at 11:58 am

    Violence is part of their genetic profile.

  • Tuukka Rask
    November 21, 2020 at 11:44 am

    I am a kind master.Just brought a fresh bail of hay to the barn for my
    slaves bedding.

  • Spike Lee
    November 21, 2020 at 11:36 am

    I put on a good front.Honestly I dislike negroes too.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Chris Rock
      November 22, 2020 at 2:06 am

      I concurred with this statement 20 years ago.

  • Stanley Paving
    November 21, 2020 at 11:32 am

    How about a nice greasy Chink story for a change?
    Too many lawn jockey stories lately.

  • Al Jolson
    November 21, 2020 at 11:22 am

    Do I smell a Haitian in the comments section today?

    • Maybe
      November 21, 2020 at 11:28 am

      Maybe, smell your asshole to confirm.

  • Trevor Noah
    November 21, 2020 at 10:53 am

    He looks like a snarky negro.

  • Joe Biden*
    November 21, 2020 at 10:51 am

    This country would have been much better off if all those slave ships drifted off course or better yet sank.

  • Bill Cosby
    November 21, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Khrysta please call in to the show on youtube tonight at 9:00

  • Jane Goodall
    November 21, 2020 at 10:19 am

    After a busy evening the most dangerous primates have settled in for a long sleep. Silverback alert has been downgraded to a category 1.

  • Edgar Winters Tanning Bed
    November 21, 2020 at 9:22 am

    He needs some sun.

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    November 21, 2020 at 9:16 am

    If you show up at any primary or secondary school packing a BB gun, you will be kicked out forever. So why should the cops fail to take this idiot seriously? Cleary this punk knew what he was doing and was probably looking for some internet fame playing the victim. Has his gofundme account been set up yet? The clown who filmed it needs a dope slap. He’d be the first person to call the cops if he’d seen this kid walking around with a gun in his hand and then complained that it took the cops too long to respond and sue them.

  • Mr. Furley
    November 21, 2020 at 6:03 am

    Naggers n Spics n Spics n Naggers.. their clownish drama never fails to entertain!!

  • Charlie Moore
    November 21, 2020 at 5:03 am

    Just got shot at trolling a Buffalo wing out the window of a 1978 Coupe DeVille down Blue Hill Avenue.

    • Greta Thunberg
      November 21, 2020 at 9:08 am

      How Dare You!!!

  • Mayor Walsh
    November 21, 2020 at 4:16 am

    I am shitfaced and think I just ran over a Sloth on Melina Cass Blvd.

  • North of the Border
    November 21, 2020 at 3:31 am

    Guess neither the kid or the whiny beta filming are familiar with the concept of, “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

  • The Darkest Jim
    November 21, 2020 at 2:36 am

    Bet he stole that Northeastern shirt out of someones dryer.

  • Khrysta
    November 21, 2020 at 1:55 am

    Nice blog you losers have lol.

    J has probably already done more with his life just in the past year than all of you combined. One look at this cesspool of a comment section says everything you need to know about this blogs demographic.

    And oh yeah everyone is talking about this blogs creator on the NU feeds, his name is Aiden Kearny and he is a pedo fired from his teaching job for molesting kids. shocker.

    • Jam Masterbater J
      November 21, 2020 at 2:04 am

      Dam dawg you be talkin shit so step of mofo. J has done more crack and robbed more liquor stores thsn any commentor. I agree wit dat dawg. Yet , he is still a filthy naggar.

    • Oh no!
      November 21, 2020 at 8:06 am

      Everybody is talking about this blog’s creator on the NU feeds?!?!?! Not that!

    • Anthony Huber
      November 21, 2020 at 9:59 am

      B ARELY
      L iterate
      M onkey

    • Hey Khrysta
      November 21, 2020 at 10:24 am

      I’m afraid I have to call into question your claim about accomplishments. You see, I was able to add not one, but two employees to my construction business in 2020. I did that in what most people would agree was a challenging year.

      Now put up one – just one and only one – accomplishment of his that comes close to that, please.

      I’ll check back throughout the weekend, but I doubt you will take the challenge.

      • Hey you hey
        November 21, 2020 at 10:35 pm

        What Hey does not tell you is that he hired two minorities part time and as temps after her fired 5 of his long time employees (one was my cousin). He then took gov. help to hire these two useless ones with no experience
        But go ahead JR, tell them how you single handed saved the economy.

    • Black privilege is the ability to commit violent crimes and still call yourself a victim.
      November 21, 2020 at 10:42 am

      Do you know your father?

    • It’s me
      November 21, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      That’s alright considering it’s all over the NU page free advertising, and guarantee TB got some new readers who are secretly sick of liberal bullshit

  • Guinea Geisha
    November 21, 2020 at 1:28 am

    1N73LL1G3NC3 15 7H3 4B1L17Y 70 UND3RS74ND 7H47 Y0¿ 4R3 Y0¿R 0WN W0R57 3N3MY.

    • Reverend Lovejoy
      November 22, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      Suck it.

  • Can't Jemima
    November 21, 2020 at 1:12 am

    Oppression is sweet mmm hmm. Lick it up baby. Lick it up.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 21, 2020 at 12:20 am

    Alright guys, line em up and jam those cocks in my face lets see how many I can fit in my mouth.

    • Hey impostor boy
      November 21, 2020 at 8:08 am

      What a rocking Friday night you must have had, thinking up and posting stuff related to dicks!

      Pretty lame if you ask me.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        November 21, 2020 at 8:59 am

        Lame indeed but it’s nice to know that I mind fucked this loser so bad that he is thinking about me late night on a friday 🙂

        • Hey impostor boy
          November 21, 2020 at 10:17 am

          It’s like straight out of the Eric Clapton classic:

          After midnight
          I’m going to be an impostor on Turtle Boy
          After midnight
          I am going to project some homo-erotic repressed stuff.

          We gonna find out what it is all about – sing it!

        • The fat guy from smash mouth
          November 21, 2020 at 10:28 am

          dude you’re equally obsessed lol every other day you’re ranting about your “impostor”

          (if he is even real) just ignore him you all sound like catty teenage girls

  • Shaun King
    November 20, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Me thinks he might just be a light skinned hispanic.

    • Talcum X
      November 21, 2020 at 12:24 am

      looks like some kind of cross between negroid a guatemalan and a pakistani. bet he smells fucking horrific.

      • Khrysta
        November 21, 2020 at 2:00 am

        Wow. Nice one.

        Not sure if it will help much, but just for fun we have reported all the racist remarks on this blog to googles anti racism team. hopefully they look into this and delist you filthy creatures.

        • Burn Loot Murder
          November 21, 2020 at 2:06 am

          Fck you naggar.

        • Idi Amin
          November 21, 2020 at 2:21 am

          Are you single darling?

        • caveman
          November 21, 2020 at 2:25 am

          Not for nothin, but WTF is reporting it to google gonna do??? I mean, you can look at pictures of people screwing animals on the internet if you want…. How the hell is fucking google gonna stop someone from commenting on a private web page? DO you even know how the internet works??? It’d be like complaining to your boss that someone at McDonalds called you a cunt.

          • Khrysta
            November 21, 2020 at 10:25 am

            caveman, nice one. Definitely fitting for your intelligence level.

            Google removes all known hate pages from its listings you dimwitted imbreed. Of course your little circle jerking hate blog wont be shut down, you are free to be as racist as you want online, however google will de-list it and make it impossible for anyone to find without entering the address directly.

            And I already got an email back this morning they are reviewing my complaint as we speak 🙂

          • Remind me what demographic we are talking about.
            November 21, 2020 at 4:07 pm

            Ok naggar

        • Black privilege is the ability to commit violent crimes and still call yourself a victim.
          November 21, 2020 at 2:25 am

          How many pups have you coughed out to how many different fathers?

        • McDonald’s grease and broken dreams
          November 21, 2020 at 2:30 am

          With a ebonics name like khrysta I imagine you look like Florida Evans with shingles. Please call in the youtube live show Saturday at 9pm and enlighten us.

        • Oh no!
          November 21, 2020 at 8:12 am

          Khrysta is going to get us cancelled!


          This isn’t a fucking Christopher Columbus statue – we’re here to stay.

        • Done with this shit
          November 21, 2020 at 9:02 am

          Curious. By we, do you mean your multiple personalities? Why don’t any of them know this isn’t google?

  • Aidan is a gay porn performer
    November 20, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    There is an bottom performer in gay cuckhold porn that looks just like Aidan. Someone mentioned it on Facebook a month ago or so and gave a screen shot and TB Sports deleted the comment more than once, without deny it….
    Times sure are tough, or TB is a multi tasker.

    • 20 bucks are 20 bucks
      November 20, 2020 at 11:28 pm

      Lol. I cannot be mad at Aidan for this, specifically if he stops the “10 dollar a month” ad when you log in.

    • Or....
      November 20, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      ….You’re into gay porn to the point, you’re seeing it everywhere now.

    • WeRFucked
      November 21, 2020 at 11:39 am

      It was just a BB gun. Because that was all this punk could get his hands on. Hey Khrysta, is it going to be okay when this kid does get a real gun and starts shooting up your race? You’ll be okay with that, as long as the popo don’t do that young boy no harm?
      If my white kid ever gets caught with a fake (or real) gun the police can kick his fucking ass. Just as I will. But I’m in my child’s life everyday, so that’ll never happen.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    November 20, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    So, let me understand this, I can only travel to Vermont now per Charlie Parker? Sorry, been there, done that. Seen enough Cabot cheese, trees and lesbians in flannel to last a lifetime.

  • Go Wisconsin White Boy, Go!
    November 20, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    A gunman opened fire at Mayfair mall in Wauwatosa Friday afternoon, wounding seven adults and one teenager, officials said.

    Witnesses described the shooter as a white male in his 20s or 30s, Wauwatosa Police Chief Barry Weber said at a news conference just before 6 p.m.

    Pretty pathetic, not one kill. what is wrong with you white boys?

    • All Day Everday Naggar
      November 21, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      Remind me what demographic we are talking about. Yup its the right wing fat old white guy gangs shooting each other again.

  • NU Alumni
    November 20, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    Jordan instead of wasting your time filming legitimate cops working perhaps a visit to the gym to get rid of those man boobs. It’s very embarrassing for a young man to have breasts like a girl.

    • Just Sayn
      November 21, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      We knew it was a white boy cause he actually hit what he was aiming at.

  • Dumbness On Video
    November 20, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    This kid obviously had bad intent and I’m glad he was caught. The kid filming is a typical young college Marxist
    Good luck getting a job with that shorty degree

  • The Guy Who Invented The Cellphone Camera...
    November 20, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    …should be shot with shit.

    “Did you even check to see if it was a BB fun?!?”
    “Yeah, asshole let me look right down the fucking barrel…”


  • Senile Man Bad!
    November 20, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Unfettered crime: the new black entitlement.

  • Straight Up Real Talk
    November 20, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Northeastern police and BPD is the only shield protecting the pajama wearing NU socialists from getting mugged and killed by the area that surrounds them. This college is stuck between Bromley Heath, Meth Mile, Annunciation Rd Gang . These kids from the suburbs have no idea what is going on next door to them. They would be the easiest targets for crime.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      November 20, 2020 at 8:51 pm

      I went there. The parking lot had concertina wire on the parking lot fences.

  • Spic Pleaser
    November 20, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    I got another yank in the tank, let me do Jose , my way…

  • The funk soul brother!
    November 20, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    I feel sorry for this bro, caught in between two worlds. Whites won’t accept him, because he acts black and blacks won’t accept him, because he acts white!

  • What are you do-innng, it's a BB gunnnnn.
    November 20, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    Who is this dick to question the actions of two Officers detaining a young punk walking around with what could be a firearm? Was he expecting them to give him a pat on the back and a plate of sugar cookies? With any luck this punk got the message that when you play with fire you often get burned. This is your wake up call, sonny.

  • Judge dread
    November 20, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    First off if you have a BB / Air soft wanna be gun, and you flash it around like you are packing heat, you deserve whatever comes your way. Either from the police or the rival gangs. It is a great way to get your ass shot.

    • caveman
      November 21, 2020 at 2:27 am

      agreed!! Fucked around and got fucked with.

  • Done with this shit
    November 20, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    At what point do they tell this nitwit to shut the f up? Or better yet, shoot him with the BB gun?

  • Highrise hater
    November 20, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    It’s all good till somebody loses an eye!!! Fuck this a**hole ! Does he, she, it pay tuition? I think not! Since you are identified you will be found, tried, and executed as a seditious, traitor, who foments racial unrest. I’m keeping with tradition your head will be on a pike!

  • Puberty Pete fail
    November 20, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    His voice breaks worse than a 13 yo going thru puberty.

    You can’t walk around in public with a bb gun if you’re under 18, fid card and adult supervision required. Showing a realistic firearm on a school campus, ever hear of a school shooting, kid and puberty pete are dumb as hell.

  • Shaun King
    November 20, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Seriously…Whats the deal with negroes?

  • bill fleming
    November 20, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    The campus cops will be fired for the crime of being white in a hug a thug safe zone

  • The Darkest Jim
    November 20, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Why do you think produce delivery trucks never have bananas or watermelons on the side
    of the truck?

    -Driver safety

    -Discourage robbery and pirate attacks.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    PS, M B Lounge
    November 20, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Dearest Aidan,
    As we discussed, your latent homosexuality will not be a hinderance in your new position within our organization. It will serve you quite well and provide extra earning potential for you and your family. We’ll see you tonight.

  • Charla Nash
    November 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Many frightening stories here today.

    • St. James Davis
      November 20, 2020 at 4:45 pm

      Jane just posted a Category 4 Silverback Alert.

  • Peter Dautel
    November 20, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Ya know that moment when somebody is filming something, and suddenly the view is askew and static filled, and you just know the videographer experienced having their ass handed to them…?

    Why couldn’t that have happened here?


    Roll tape…

  • Jane Goodall
    November 20, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    Be careful out there tonight

  • Enough trailers TB
    November 20, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Enough of this shit TB, as a long time TB rider, this “preview” stuff is old now.
    Put the damn articles here or do not put shit.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 20, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Jordan Clark = faggot

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    November 20, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Rough day for nogs on TBS

    • Lindsey Vonn
      November 20, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      how dare u

    • I remember being an edgy 12 year old once too
      November 20, 2020 at 4:47 pm

      lol does this blog have enough racists on it yet? and super cool username brah, surprised you didn’t add a 69 or 420 to the end!

      And I doubt the “nogs” really care that some creepy old white pedo is writing about them on his little blog that no other black people even read lol.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        November 20, 2020 at 5:19 pm

        Blacks can’t read you idiot

        • Dont cut yourself brah
          November 20, 2020 at 8:16 pm

          Black jokes, whoa super edgy!

          • Inflate to 10 LBS
            November 21, 2020 at 2:11 am

            What does it say on a naggars lips?

      • Done with this shit
        November 20, 2020 at 6:30 pm

        You mean, no other black people beside you?

      • NіggerSlayer69420
        November 20, 2020 at 8:21 pm

        No one out edges my name. Spic Tormentor does come close though. We are easily top 1 and 2 edgiest usernames in the 5th grade.

        • Hebe Baker 6969
          November 20, 2020 at 8:59 pm

          Fuck off!

          • KikeCooker88
            November 20, 2020 at 9:31 pm

            Fucking pussy, thats way too PG.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    November 20, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    Black and gay. Just kill yourself dude.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 20, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    This spic/nіgger half breed looks like he belongs in a special ed class. But because this is Massachusetts, we most likely have free scholarships for mentally challenged minorities and this retard got a taxpayer funded ride to northeastern.

  • Black privilege is the ability to commit violent crimes and still call yourself a victim.
    November 20, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    Think I might have just hit a Colobus Monkey on Tremont St.

    • Jesse
      November 21, 2020 at 1:39 am

      not true at all, but whatever helps you sleep at night sparky.

  • Anti-Oprah Winfrey
    November 20, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    ABM: Anonymous Banter Matters!!!

  • marty walsh
    November 20, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    this guy filming is a class A fucking idiot.

  • King Friday
    November 20, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Please keep the anonymous comments and freedom of speech alive!

  • Monkies are Worthless Yo Yo Yo Kid
    November 20, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    Lil monkies a kid yo.
    9h ok that allows him to point a gun at someone. Stupid chimp. The cop should not have even acknowledged the monkey filming

  • Madison Street Burger King
    November 20, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Greetings Aiden,
    Not sure if you received my message on one of your previous posts. My name is Christian Consalves, General Manager for the Burger King franchise on Madison Street in Worcester, Massachusetts. Sorry to reach you here but it appears your phone is disconnected or out of service and this was your secondary contact request.
    After reviewing your resume, we are pleased to offer you a role with the part-time night shift team. Congratulations! As one of our low-income new hires, we stand by our offer of discounted meals for yourself and your family.
    We look forward to your first shift Sunday evening after filing the necessary paperwork. Please feel free to contact night shift manager Lucienne Pierre at 508-752-7952 if you have any questions.
    Have a great weekend!
    – Chris

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      MB Lounge
      November 20, 2020 at 4:27 pm

      Dearest Aidan,
      We would like to offer you a position within our organization.
      We would like to bring you on as head jizz mopper. This is a growth opportunity. You will also be able to earn extra money by servicing patrons out back, behind our dumpster. You can start this evening.

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