Bootleg Weymouth “Photographer” Statutory Corey Posts South Shore Teen Noodz On His Business Facebook Page And Diddled A 15 Year Old Client

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SourceNew charges have been filed against a Weymouth photographer who is already facing allegations that he raped a child. Joseph James, 39, was arraigned in Norfolk Superior Court in Dedham on a count of child pornography possession. He was previously charged with four counts of enticing a child under 14 and eight counts of raping a child more than 10 years younger than him. His bail was raised from $75,000 to $80,000, according to the Patriot Ledger.

Authorities say James had a months-long sexual relationship with a 15-year-old girl he met on Facebook in 2016. Police began investigating James once the victim’s parents became aware of the relationship. The girl told police that she lied to James about her age, but they continued to have sex after he learned she was 15.

Prosecutors say James initially contacted the girl on Facebook after she clicked “like” on one of his postings on the social network, where the account for his photography business remained active as of Thursday. On it, he had posted a series of images of women he said he’d photographed, some of them nude.

The girl’s parents handed over two phones used by the girl to investigators, who prosecutors said found a series of emails, texts and social media exchanges showing James repeatedly enticing the girl to meet him and giving her advice about how she could slip out after her curfew so her parents wouldn’t notice.

Who would’ve ever guessed that this “photographer” would turn out to be a diddler?

Sorry, but any parent who entrusted their child with Statutory Corey is equally at fault. This guy’s face just screams “Level 3” and “I’ve got court on Tuesday”:


His photography Facebook page is still up for some reason, and almost all the pictures are of young girls, many of whom are still in high school, in various states of undress.

His page is littered with teen noodz that got him arrested. Yet it’s still up. Meanwhile our pages get unpublished for this:

Makes sense.

The guy was literally going around soliciting strictly high school girls:

And his pervatron friends were basically letting it be known in the comments that they’re squeezig out the last of the sour cream to these photographs:

Look, I understand lots of high school girls wanna reach Kardashian level skantacularity, but any heterosexual, middle aged male that takes pictures like this of high school girls for a living is probably trying to bang 15 year olds. That’s just science. Seriously, you’re a “photographer.” You can take pictures of pretty much anything if you’re good at your craft. And you chose teenage girls. If as a parent this does not set off alarm bells in your head, then you’re largely to blame as well.

Oh, and if he has to go on Facebook and beg for “lovely ladies” to take their clothes off while he builds up material for the spank bank….

You should probably seek another photographer for your senior photos. Just sayin.

He also does rap battles with guys in flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats:

So you know he’s a winner.

Turns out life had been “very challenging and painful” for the Weymouth Joe Namath, until a “beautiful girl” came along to heal his pain and give him a new path:

And believe it or not this is NOT the 15 year old he is accused of sticking his cervix scraper inside of:

She just happens to look like a child, which is apparently his cup of tea.

And on Valentine’s Day he made it Facebook official:

You know it’s not good when you announce your relationship status on Facebook and your new girlfriend feels the need to say, “Yes I’m legal”:

“It this one at least legal?” As in, his friends are used to him not doing girls who are actually of age.

The relationship did not appear to last very long though. Sure, they shared sweet nothings together in February of 2016:

But shortly after that he stopped commenting and her posts became sad and morbid. Next thing you know this happens:


Runs in the family….

No clue who his victim was or whether or not she was one of his Titanic French girls, but good on her parents for being extra nosy, going through her phone, and calling the cops. Teenagers have no right to privacy. If you think your kid is potentially getting stuffed by a 38 year old bootleg “photographer” then you should obviously go through all of their emails, text messages, and Instafaces. Kids have no rights, and you have a duty as a parent to protect them from predators.

In the ultimate twist of fate Flat Brim Shady thinks it’s “creeping” when you look at other people’s Facebook pages:

Sorry Joey, but creeping on your Facebook page didn’t make me miserable. It made me laugh at you. And now everyone’s laughing at you too.

The bottom line is that if you’re gonna diddle kids like this and take naked pictures of them for your viewing pleasure, don’t post them on your Facebook page.

17 Comment(s)
  • Tyrone Janey
    July 15, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    Please do a follow up on the infamous Joey James!

  • Good Samaritan
    April 12, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    Update: this guy plead guilty and got sentenced to seven years. Justice served!

  • DAVE
    March 28, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    Whoever wrote this article is CLEARLY jealous of this Joey dude. And don’t think for a minute that the author of this trash didn’t whack off to all these girls, and probably prays he can be like Joey one day, but can’t even get a beast let alone a gorgeous young girl to model for him, let alone touch him.

  • Doing time in 8 hour installments
    March 13, 2018 at 12:11 am

    Everyone talking like they know what will happen to him, don’t be too sure.
    There’s so many skinners of every kind in the joint that they could form their own union. Not to say he won’t be vicitmized by someone higher on the diddler food chain than himself.
    That suicide scenario was way more elaborate than the real thing.
    I’m not going to point out the easy way but trust me, it’s very easy.
    I hope he gets cancer of the prick.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 12, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Also I wont mention the girls by name that i’ve smashed that his photographed, but none of them are featured on this page.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 12, 2018 at 3:51 pm

    OKAY TRUE STORY. I fucking hate this guy. Its been well known for years he’s a fucking weirdo. I once banged a girl in his house and left when i found out whos house i was in. I was certain i was on camera, and was even more certain he was also fucking the girl. He is a total pussy, ive sold him drugs through the girl and he would always send her out and id see him watching from his window like a fucking creep. His house smelled like absolute shit, and was disgusting. straight out of western mass. I havent seen this clown in a couple years, and i guess I wont for a few more. But when i do I’m putting a fist in that skinny faggots mouth. Glad to see this scumbag go down

    March 12, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Clearly is a piece of shit one thing we can all agree on. But seriously was it necessary to talk about all these girls who some may be under age. Not to mention that that baby u talking about is not even his child. Like do u enjoy just writing about shit to get the attention. Maybe u should get some facts straight before talking about girls and families or even victims at that. This whole site makes me sick. How u think u have the right to actually put all these girls real names and Facebook out there like this. Just give all the other diddlers out there these girls information and pictures so they can be harassed and victims some more. What a way to get a story. Kelsey Zebniak has nothing to do with that scum bag and the min she realized who he was she ended it and never talked to that man again. Facts she had a beautiful baby with a great man and is getting married. Facts some more Joey is not the father. So get ur story’s right before u try ruining all the women’s life. If they wanted there pictures or Facebook out there they would do it themselves. Young girls make mistakes something we all know but it’s on them to do better and learn from there mistakes. It don’t take for this site or the next to humiliate them. Why should they be punished for something this piece of shit did. Most of these girls are victims and should be protected. Shame on Joey and whoever posted this site. If u gave a shit about the story u write u wouldn’t be putting these girls out there just for ur story. You aren’t no better. With that said I hope all u beautiful girls take this a lesson learned and move on with ur life’s. You all have a long life ahead of u and one day this will be ur past. I’m sorry any of u have to go through this. Stay smart and beautiful. And for Kelsey if u read this you are an amazing mother and don’t let any of this bring u down. You were one of the smart ones who got away and moved on with ur life. Your baby has a great father and mother and don’t listen to any of the bullshit lies people say. Thank god Joey is not the father and I’m very happy for u and ur engagement. You go girl!!!

    • I See Dumb People
      The truth hurtz
      March 13, 2018 at 6:52 am

      Hey Paris …No way that baby isnt his do the math retard unless she cheated on him that has to be his baby. Here ill help you baby is a minimum 3 months on ultra sound they dated in February ultrasound posted in May… 3 months… Looks like we will be seeing more of the poor victim on Maury after her wedding

  • citypoint
    March 12, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    This creep has been doing this for longer than his “girlfriend” has been on earth.
    Glad the long arm of the law finally caught up to you.

  • just passing thru
    March 12, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    And here we have the problem with the “photography” business, any asshole with a DSLR in auto mode thinks he is Ansel Adams. I have seen better pictures out of an iPhone. He would not know Lightroom if it bit him on the ass. I am not a photographer, I do have 2 consumer grade DSLR’s and a bunch of lenses, and a commercially licensed drone business where I do take and charge for pictures. I have been published and my work used commercially. I am not a photographer, and it would be disingenuous for me to hold myself up to the men and women who put tens of thousands of dollars into their gear, spend many years honing their craft ( and it is a craft) and learning how to edit and enhance the RAW images they take. That asshole steals a camera or buys one off CraigsList and claims he is a photographer…. BULLSHIT. Using a flash into a mirror shot? Not flipping the image in processing so it is not in reverse? Not framing the shots correctly?

  • randiguy2006
    March 12, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Yeah these were so so so innappropriate.

    Thanks for posting all of them.

    March 12, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Fuckin Skinnahhdactyl! I bet one of his famous quotes is ” i love high school girls, cause no matter how old i get, they all stay the same age”. have fun in jail you fucking creep! This fucking child molester definitely did the moon walk to protective custody after his face & butthole were all blody! The great thing about jails is predators like him get delt with real fast. I bet he’s in pc eating cum, shit & piss filled potatoes with a side of shared glass while drinking shit water juice. I hope to god he gets found guilty and ends up, up state! Better yet he might end up in the feds for having kiddie porn online. Either way, he is going to get tormented so bad that he might just do everyone a favor and hang it up! They don’t have pc in state or the feds so he won’t be able to hide for long Shit I’ll even tell him how to do it!
    Step1, cut bed sheets into 4 peices 4 inches wide save the length.

    Step2, tie 2 of the 4 cut sheets at the top of one end. Then twist them up real tight then tie the bottom end.

    Step3, repeat step 2 with the other 2 sheets.

    Step4, take both sets of tied bed sheets and tie those together. “Make sure when you tie them together you get as much as you can for length”

    Step5, this is very important step! This will make it so the bed sheet rope does not tear with the force of weight you put on it. You’re going to put the bed sheet rope in your toilet & leave it there for about 10 minutes to soak in the water. You can also colour your bed sheet rope with yellow or brown depending on what your colour preference is. All you got to do is add piss or shit to the water while you let your bed sheet rope soak. “Soakin your bed sheet rope in water will strengthen it to make sure it does not rip in half”. If youre feeling a little edgy you can use both for a better colour.

    Step6, tie your wet sheet to the vent in your cell above the sink. Leave about 4 feet after it’s tied into the vent.

    Step7. measure about a foot & a half from the bottom end up. Now tie a knot around that mark. Make sure when you tie the knot around your bed sheet rope that the opening slides up & down so you can make the circle part open and close.

    Step8, climb on top of the sink with rope in hand.

    Step9, put the round opening part around your neck and tighten it as much as you can. While still standing on the sink.

    Step10, “this is the last but most crucial part in this exercise”. Yell, im as free as a Skinnahhdactyl & jump off the fucking sink!
    The End

  • They call me Ponch
    March 12, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    We used that “ don’t worry, i’m a serious photographer” back in the day!
    Convincing with a Kodak using 110 film!

  • Deja vu
    March 12, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Is this guy also a realtor with his own lifestyle website?

  • Hughbo Mont
    March 12, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    No child support coming from jail. Guess who is going to help subsidize the baby…

    And what kind of parenting produces teenagers that are happy to be having babies with no father around? (a mostly rhetorical question)

  • Brother Turtle
    March 12, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    Most high schools and some middle schools are the best place to pick up women. They are young, eager to please, and inexperienced. Most are likely come and meet you alone and some just need a bit of encouragement by whatever method you deem necessary.

  • SJW Turtle
    March 12, 2018 at 11:52 am

    I’ve seen better teen noodz on Snapchat. He’s an amateur photographer compared to kids these days.

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