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Bootleg Woman-Beating Webster Posts On Facebook About How He’s Going To Shoot Someone, Ends Up Getting Killed, Hennessy Stock Plummets

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MassliveA man fatally shot on Knox Street Wednesday afternoon has been identified as 20-year-old Christopher Montgomery. Hampden District Attorney Anthony Gulluni identified Montgomery as the victim Thursday morning. Montgomery was one of two males shot during the incident, Ryan Walsh, spokesman for Springfield police, said. The second victim suffered non-life-threatening injuries. 

Montgomery was well-known by city police and the court system. Last December he pleaded guilty to assault and battery on a family member in a case in which the victim was the mother of his 3-year-old son. Charges of strangulation and armed robbery, with the same woman named as victim in all three charges, were dropped against him in Hampden Superior Court. Judge David Ricciardone sentenced Montgomery to time served while awaiting trial, in this case, 186 days.

In August 2016, prosecutors dropped charges against Montgomery in the March 2015 fatal shooting of Rakeem Nixon, 22, on a side street off Boston Road. The case was dismissed after a juvenile witness recanted grand jury testimony that he saw Montgomery shoot Nixon. The witness initially told investigators Montgomery was upset because the victim had looked at him funny when they passed on the street.

This kid is a gangsta? Are you kidding me? Who let Webster have a gun?

Trigger warning (no pun intended) – Turtleboy is about to deliver brutal, cold hard truths. If you can’t handle it you should probably just stop reading here. You’ve been warned.

God bless natural selection in the hood. Whoever shot this person is probably a huge piece of shit who won’t live to see the age of 30. But at the same time they just saved the taxpayers a shitload of money we would’ve spent incarcerating him for the rest of his life and probably saved more lives in doing so. Because Chris Montgomery was a cold blooded murderer who didn’t value human life, including his own. And no, being dead doesn’t change that. It was the truth 48 hours ago and it’s the truth now.

  • He went to jail for headbutting and strangling the mother of his 3 year old son.
  • He probably killed Rakeem Nixon 2 years ago.
  • He probably intimidated the juvenile witness who was going to testify against him on a murder charge, getting him to recant his original testimony and thus getting away with murder.
  • He was killed in the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday. Because God forbid this “father” of a 3 year old have a job.
  • At no point in his selfish existence did he ever think about the impact his actions would have on his young son. Now the child will grow up fatherless because Daddy wanted to play gangsta instead of manning up and being a father to his kid.
  • He glamorized his court appearances for murder and beating women, and seemed to be promoting some sort of album for it.

He posted this hours before he was killed:

“Please speak the fuck up please so I can shoot the fuck outta you.”

Three hours later he gets shot. After threatening to shoot someone.

Oops! Play ratchet games, win ratchet prizes.

Weird, because he was all confident the night before:

“I told these n word back up off me 100 emoji.”

Yea, looks like they called your bluff. You lose Webster.

Here’s how the world will be affected by his death. First come the t-shirts. Always the t-shirts. Eventually someone else will get shot and killed because some shithead from around the block said something to them on Snapface, and everyone will forget about Chris. The t-shirts will be found by a gang unit cop, crumpled up in the corner of a closet during a drug raid a year from now after some hoodbooger used it as a splooge rag.

This will have a profound affect on the local economy. For instance, Hennessy stock is about to plummet:

As will the local blunt wrap market

And you’ll have to find a new gangsta of the month to buy your Xanax off of.

He’s not just a Xany dealer, he’s also a client!! Of course he always washes it down with the nectar of hoodboggers everywhere…..

Cool “Fuck 12” tattoo though.

For those of you unfamiliar with “Fuck 12” it means “fuck the police” amongst the GED express. Once again, this pillar of society will be a HUGE loss. Who else is gonna come into the schools on community reading day?

Speaking of, he also sells Fuck 12 t-shirts.

Just a reminder, he literally killed someone two years ago and has no problem beating women.

Luckily pot is legal now so you don’t have to go to shady places in Springfield to buy his shitty weed anymore either.

Oh, and in case it wasn’t blatantly obvious already, he has gang ties.

He’s in the 100 emoji Gang to be specific.

Yup, this right here is a big loss for society:

Who’s gonna find the cure for cancer now?

How will the world survive without inspirational quotes like these?

I’m sure all is friends at the gardening club are gonna be lost without his pearls of wisdom.

Easter isn’t until Sunday, but Jesus doesn’t have anything on Webster here. He’s apparently risen from the dead and is vowing revenge on Facebook:

For those of you without a hoodrat to English dictionary, the person who is now writing under his Facebook page is telling those who “loved” Chris Montgomery to show their support by shooting someone else. That should fix everything. Gangstas always respect a tie score.

Yet somehow we are supposed to respect this individual simply because he’s dead. As if death in and of itself is virtuous. Ya know who else is dead? Hitler. Is this kid Hitler? No. But the point is that you don’t have to say nice things about dead people simply because they’re dead. You are judged by the legacy you left behind, not by what your friends and family claim your potential was. And his legacy was death, destruction, and drug abuse.

Of course the feelings patrol is upset with Masslive because they dishonored this great America by using his picture from court:

Newsflash – the only pictures they had of him were from court. Because he spent so much time there and he was only 20 years old.

His past is the present. He was literally posting the day before about shooting people. That will always be his legacy, and is the only thing he ever contributed to society. He most certainly has the right to have his life taken, since he chose to participate in such a reckless lifestyle in order to keep in 100.

Oh yea, we should totally have sympathy for him. It’s not like he’s killed anyone or beat women before. Poor him.

Newsflash – there was a 0.0% chance he was ever going to contribute anything positive to society. There was a 100% chance he would continue to break the law, sell drugs, and use illegal firearms. On top of that he was a father who was teaching an impressionable young boy in Springfield that it’s OK to beat women. People like him are a plague. They are pure evil, and the world is most certainly a better place without him.

Does this offend you? Good, I hope it does. Nothing matters less than your meaningless feelings. Of course the only reason it would offend anyone is because it’s the truth, and the truth does hurt sometimes. Unfortunately for you facts matter, and your feelings don’t.

45 Comment(s)
  • Alex Green
    March 31, 2018 at 10:39 am

    You’re all racists. The only reason you are celebrating the death of this young man is because he was black and underprivileged. If Christopher was white, this would be a totally different story, and you would all be looking for a bad black man who must have taken this boy’s life way too soon.

    Not one of you is perfect, although you want the readers of this blog to believe it is so. Under your anonymous ramblings you pretend to enjoy his death, as Chris wasn’t as good a human being
    as yourself, when in reality, you know all-to-well that you are no better, or perhaps, much worse than he.

    Christopher loved life. Christopher loved his family & friends. Christopher loved his daughter more than any words can ever describe – his beautiful little girl was Chris’ reason to get out of bed and do great things every day. And yes, although he had problems in the past with Diamond, she was indeed his everything. The love they shared for each other was unmistakable and real.

    Chris, rest-in-peace my brother. I miss you today as I will miss you tomorrow and forever. Not a day will go by that I don’t cry a tear for you.

    Haters… don’t bother with your attempt at a nasty reply. You are wasting your time. And we all see right through it. Find another way to make yourself feel better than the rest of us. Christopher would want it that way.

    • msheadkracker
      #holdup
      March 31, 2018 at 1:03 pm

      That was a little girl? Why do all signs and postings say that it’s a son? Wtf is this?

    • What goes around
      March 31, 2018 at 1:03 pm

      So in other words he wasn’t a gangsta and his entire image was a front. Glad someone had the courage to step forward with the truth.

    • Good Riddance
      March 31, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      12 percent of the population yet they account for 66 percent of all crime. Poor little niglet he ve underpriviledged because the white man wont increase his food stamps. If he wete white he would work and support his family he wouldnt be a hoodrat with multiple felobies. In short he would be self sufficient and civilized unlike this hoorat.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      March 31, 2018 at 8:10 pm

      Are you some fake pastor or other race huckster that profits from young black men killing each other? You sound as ignorant as the posts from the fake hardo Webster, ‘cuz if you weren’t you’d know know if this was a wannabe wigger there’d be twice as many comments and they’d be much harsher.

      Don’t you have a fake memorial to go to or are you going to go take advantage of the deceased’s baby mamma?

    • Rest in Shit
      April 1, 2018 at 11:07 pm

      “because he was black blah blah blah” Bro, if he were white, this article would be written the exact same way. There are hundreds of TB articles about shitheads like this and the skin color changes all the time, but what they have in common is that they’re all worthless fucking monsters.

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      April 2, 2018 at 9:02 am

      He loved life??? That’s a good one. He’s been charged with murder and he most likely intimidated witnesses. He’s also beaten the bag out of his skank whore. Glad he’s no longer a threat to anyone else.

    • Executioner
      April 4, 2018 at 6:34 pm

      Oh, another nimrod playing the race card! WTF, every other Facebook post refers to niggas. Why is it that minorities can demean themselves by calling themselves niggers, but white people have to tip toe and use the euphemism “the N word” ? He was a nigger. No job, Bulls hat, carries weapons, multiple arrests and convictions, child out of wedlock without any means to support the kid, drug dealer, and, of course, spouse abuser.

      I would absolutely defend your position and agree if the aforementioned weren’t true. But just another ghetto rat. Alex, what redeeming value did this kid ever display that would warrant not calling him a nigger? He called himself a nigger!

      Having said that, it is still sad that a human life was wasted. Same for the young man that he killed. He now stands before God and must answer for his crime.

  • msheadkracker
    #theydonthideit
    March 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    MLK would be rolling in his grave if he was alive today, this gang shit isn’t what he was talking about when he was talking about being equal, or the welfare hood rat shit. The single black female(they ain’t women) has ruined the black family, calling themselves queens, saying they are strong and “don’t need no man” easing their kids, then running to welfare and applying for every entitlement they can get approved for. Y’all wanna see some messed up shit, YouTube search “it’s free, swipe yo EBT”. Tells you everything you need to know about what’s going on in the black communities. 

  • Mom’s Basement
    March 30, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Tragic. He coulda been the next Bushwick Bill.

  • RunYourMouthThenScreamChild
    March 30, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    David suck a hog says boycott hennessey because da damage done in da hood is extreme.

  • A. Friend
    March 30, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    Glamorizing hood rat behavior, gee thanks
    Aaaannndd, these folks breed. Lovely

  • JoeMomma
    March 30, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    One less EBT card holder in Massachusetts……

    • Sloppy
      March 30, 2018 at 12:46 pm

      Fuckin’ A-RIGHT!!!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    March 30, 2018 at 11:26 am

    “This will have a profound affect on the local economy. For instance, Hennessy stock is about to plummet”

    I’m pretty sure I pissed myself laughing at this.

    • Sloppy
      March 30, 2018 at 12:53 pm

      That was a good line…
      I was in a rather nice bar with reasonable prices in a seedier part of the Bronx (not far from my alma mater which I was visiting) not long ago, and I asked the owner/bartender how he managed to keep all the shitbags out.
      “Easy”, he says. “We don’t serve Hennessy.”
      I looked behind him on the shelf, and sure as shit, while there were several nice bottles of brandy (some Cognac, some Armagnac), there was no Hennessy to be found.

  • Blackie O'connell
    March 30, 2018 at 11:12 am

    Made my day

  • Adios
    March 30, 2018 at 10:34 am

    I knew I woke up this morning and the world seemed just a little bit brighter

  • Screw Em
    March 30, 2018 at 10:23 am

    As if this animals frendz don’t litter enough now they will use this as an excuse to make a big pile of dollar store candles and shitty old teddy bears on Knox Street today.

    With any luck the vigil gatherers will all get some bad heroin, overdose and die!

  • Gary Coleman
    March 30, 2018 at 10:04 am

    I hope the corrections department sends someone to the morgue to retrieve his ankle bracelet.

    • Hegone
      April 3, 2018 at 4:35 pm

      Could have saved some dough & just put him in one of those toddler zip up vests with the leash attached.

  • AnotherOneBitesTheDust
    March 30, 2018 at 9:43 am

    My boi was just trurnin his life around when the man done shot him down for no goot reason.
    Now Now I aint sayin my boi was no angel but he wasn’t no black debil neba.
    I mean who ain’t got no felonies or a few felonies on dey record.
    My Boi was RailRoaded. He dindu nothin

  • BoiDoneGotGot
    March 30, 2018 at 9:38 am

    This years Darwin award goes to?
    A fine young “scholar” from the hood.
    A win win for society.
    Hark, I hear good news REJOICE!

  • paranoiawilldestroyya
    March 30, 2018 at 9:34 am

    I can’t wait to see how ghetto fabulous his grave stone will be on my occasional walks through Oak Grove Cemetery in Springfield..
    Forget your bone rides, take a bone walk through there one day, you wont regret it.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    March 30, 2018 at 8:52 am

    Good career move!

    Nothing like a shot of halogen in the ratchet gene pool to make my day.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    March 30, 2018 at 8:51 am

    This brings a smile to my face. Too bad they didn’t shoot his parents…I mean parent too.

  • Steven Stover
    March 30, 2018 at 8:48 am

    If Obama had a son……

  • Webster got wet
    March 30, 2018 at 8:34 am

    This loser got exactly what he deserved.
    “Point blank”
    His spawn will be better off without this henny whores words of 100’s wisdom .
    I’m sure his mix tape was fire tho .. 

  • Webster got wet
    March 30, 2018 at 8:33 am

    This loser got exactly what he deserved.
    “Point blank”
    His spawn will be better off without this henny whores words of ’s wisdom .
    I’m sure his mix tape was tho .. 

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    March 30, 2018 at 8:10 am

    well-known by city police and the court system.In other words typica; Webster hood rat

    • Typica jiggaboo
      March 30, 2018 at 4:56 pm

      typical black person as obama would say.

  • Sloppy
    March 30, 2018 at 7:53 am

    Must have been a tiny casket.

  • z
    March 30, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Lydia Rodriguez, if after beating the rap for whatever reason, he had gone dark on social media, dropped the attitude, dropped off the face of the earth and turned it all around, maybe you’d be correct.

    But a couple of years? No, sorry. At best he would be in the process of turning things around with an incomplete grade.

    These people have a sense of time that I can’t comprehend. If it is older than 24 hours ago it’s ancient and has no bearing on the present and future, if it more than 24 hours in the future then that’s too far away to worry about. Your whole life in this one tiny sliver of time that constantly moves. Which means you never learn and you never have remorse because after 24 hours it gets erased.
    Kill someone tomorrow? No problem, having to face the music is the day after tomorrow.

    Rinse/repeat, rinse/repeat. That’s why you can say the “His past is just that, his past”. As opposed to,
    “He did some real bad things and had a real bad thing done to him. It’s a shame it all went down like it did.”
    I’m sure the shooter has the same mindset as him and Lydia.

    Drive from downtown Springfield, up State, up Boston Rd to the Wilbraham line. You get to STCC you lock the doors. AIC you don’t look left of right. Walmart, you can start looking left or right again, the town line you start breathing easier. Why, because looking at something could get you killed.

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      March 30, 2018 at 10:32 am

      They should bury him in a refrigerator box.

      • Hegone
        April 3, 2018 at 4:32 pm

        Like those mini fridge boxes.

    • panzer9811
      panzer9811
      March 30, 2018 at 1:27 pm

      You got that right! I drive through there on a regular basis and the deeper you get down Boston/State, the more aware you need to be. I try to not get caught at red lights, and if I do, I try to have my truck in a position (a car length back or so) that if bullets start flying I can hopefully GTFO via sidewalk, wrong-way, over the median, whatever. The crime is moving further and further up State to Boston lately. Shootings at Parker and Boston between two cars, shooting on side street off Parker, BS at Eastfield Mall, multiple armed robberies, on and on and on.
      I for one am sorry that little Webster didn’t take some of his chosen peer group with him on the way out.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    March 30, 2018 at 7:04 am

    Just another dead useless hoodrat, and he won’t be the last one. His legacy: simply another useless shit-stain on the underwear of society . . . fax

  • AgingCynic
    March 30, 2018 at 6:34 am

    Are pygmies a thing in Springfield? Recessive gene?

  • M
    March 30, 2018 at 6:16 am

    I cringe whenever a hood rat says “Point blank”, in part because it’s almost never in the correct context. as exhibited by Lydia Rodriguez

  • fierce but gentle gangsta
    March 30, 2018 at 1:20 am

    Webster, Webster, Webster
    Ahh, real muthaphuckkin C’s
    Ahh, real muthaphuckkin C’s
    Ahh, real muthaphuckkin C’s
    Ahh, real muthaphuckkin G’s
    Hey yo, Doctor, here’s another pooper whack
    And my baby momma’s phat, watch the wiper, time to suck on the piper
    And let that real Monty poke
    See, you’s a wannabe ‘loc, and you’ll get choked, and I hope
    That my baby mommas understand when they’re rattin on me
    The same records that you makin’ is payin’ me
    Motherfuck Precious! Motherfuck Terry! Motherfuck R Wavey!
    Yo, and here comes my spunky gravy
    ‘Cause I’m the little useless poop smellin gangsta and this is the season
    To let the real motherfuckin’ G’s in
    You’re like a kid, you found a snot, and now you’re a dick lapper
    But tell me, where the fuck you found my daddy, in a crapper?
    Talkin’ ’bout who you gon’ squabble with and who you shoot
    You’re only six hundred pounds and my mooma is turnin tricks wearin’ boots
    But Slim Shady C only shot out momma five buck cannon
    All of a sudden Terry is got a face full of Vanilla Dannon
    But on his ass he got a fat nigga dick, spraying spunk like a manatee
    So, nigga please, nigga please
    Save some my baby momma just like all other muthaphuckkin’ real G’s

    REST IN PEACE C MONT, WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN BROTHER!

    • Bret
      March 30, 2018 at 8:24 am

      That was as gay as the uncle that used to fuck you

    • Fake Ass Wannabe
      March 30, 2018 at 9:31 am

      I find this negro blather offensive, not because of the language that screams mentally challenged, not because of the content that illustrates a tick on the ass of society, but simply because it just plain fucking sucks major dead dog dick and proves that hoodrat needed to die so that the world would be a better place, not least because nobody wants to hear some clown act like he has some kind of talent and fail to the point that it embarrasses other people.

      • OrkinManToDaHoodPronto
        March 30, 2018 at 2:27 pm

        2 for 1 hoodrat sales are always fun. One monkey shot dead and one monkey locked up for life equals a better society.

    • Real_Finn
      Finn
      March 30, 2018 at 11:21 am

      Not Fierce Just Fucked,

      “Ahh, real muthaphuckkin C’s
      Ahh, real muthaphuckkin C’s
      Ahh, real muthaphuckkin C’s
      Ahh, real muthaphuckkin G’s”
      Dafuq?
      You look silly with all your “Ahh”s – save it for the bedroom – or in your case – bathroom. Are you a lefty or righty?

      Silly twats.
      I, for one, am THRILLED that he is dead and gone.

      You idiots are a bunch of hypocrites. You post anything you want about killing/shooting/destroying anything that gets in your path. HOWEVER, once you get your comeuppance (look it up assholes), you whine like little bitches. You’re either part of the problem or part of the solution. You chose that life.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

  • Chip Striker
    March 30, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Looks like a happy ending to me.

    Glad he’s dead.

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