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Boston Firefighters Pull Charlestown Gutter Weevil Out Of Sewer After She Fell In Trying To Get Her $5 Crack Money

Boston Firefighters Pull Charlestown Gutter Weevil Out Of Sewer After She Fell In Trying To Get Her $5 Crack Money

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Meanwhile in the Polk Street Charlestown projects, here’s a ratchet getting pulled out of the sewer because she got stuck down there after trying to retrieve her $5.

Gotta get that money dog. Newport 100’s don’t grow on trees, and Diego the neighborhood H dealer doesn’t accept food stamps.

That chick did not wanna get out of that sewer. Which makes sense because it probably smells better than wherever she’s sleeping tonight.  Christ, it was a whole project to get her out, and it almost seemed like she wanted to get back in.

She was down there so long she almost became the 5th ninja turtle.

It took a whole team to get her ass out of there.

And this guy had to call for backup.

Finally she emerged, covered in hoodrat juices and junkbox feces.

All in a day’s work for the Boston Fire Department.

Apparently this septic swamp donkey goes by “P” and is well known in the projects:

She also recently moved back home from Framingham, which in the hood means they just got out of chick jail:

Rival gutterslugs laughed at her predicament, even though it’s really only a matter of time until they find themselves in a similar predicament.

Either way, we’d love to know her name. The real question is, did she get the $5? That’s the only thing that really matters.

P.S. Is that dookie in the sewer?

Kind of looks like an ethnic sex toy too. Just sayin.


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16 Comment(s)
  • Anonymous
    April 18, 2018 at 12:10 pm

    Her name is Porsha (spelling may be wrong) Jones

  • Chaos
    September 8, 2017 at 8:29 am

    The way in which you wrote this repost is fucking sad. Addiction is a bitch and comments like the ones you made just keep people down. Shameful reporting.

  • Enlightened
    September 6, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    First of all morons, it’s not a sewah. It’s a stohm drain. Rain watah that lands on the street goes down there and likely flows to the Charles Rivah or some other waterway before ventually makin its way to Boston Hahbah. Second of all, she likely climbed down there without takin the grate off, it’s a lahge nuff openin. Third of all, they shoud’nt of fished her out.

  • LocalYokel
    September 6, 2017 at 4:00 pm

    Looks like she wanted to stop in and say Hi to the Cosby kids.

  • Mr. T
    September 6, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    Brittany is surprised that people recorded her? WTF, this was like spotting sewer Sasquatch. You see this once in a lifetime, if at all. P must turn into the Hulk when she’s high because that iron grate gotta weigh about 200 pounds. Hats off to the BPD.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    September 6, 2017 at 11:52 am

    Now my nostrils are REALLY troubled!

  • Megen
    September 6, 2017 at 9:07 am

    She was down there so long she almost became the 5th ninja turtle

    • LocalYokel
      September 6, 2017 at 4:02 pm

      Its almost like you got that joke from the article. Good one!

  • whatevuh
    September 6, 2017 at 8:19 am

    This was actually a sewer guppy in it’s natural habitat, a rare find indeed.

  • Sue
    September 6, 2017 at 7:54 am

    its sad to think this all was over a five dollar bill.. smh. Time to evaluate your priorities!

  • fuck you
    September 6, 2017 at 7:34 am

    How’s that cunt wife you yours? Julianne?

    I hope your smart enough to send her away before we come for you.

    • Worcester Lawyer
      September 6, 2017 at 8:52 am

      IP addressses are an easy search for police, which is where this comment will be in an hour.

    • Logic
      September 6, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      WTF… if you have a problem with someone deal with them. You sound like a jerkoff talking about going after someones wife. My parents taught me to deal with issues directly where/ or who they arise with. Targeting family is a cowards way! You must have no one you care about, because by your theory they would be fair game. Fuck off to you “fuck you”! 🙂

    • Noob
      September 6, 2017 at 5:49 pm

      Who the heck is this creep talking about? I didnt see Julianne in the screen shots or article… and who tf goes talking shit about going after someone’s wife? What a spineless weasle.

  • YUCK
    September 6, 2017 at 4:33 am

    Those people are grosser than that sewer water.

  • TortugaNiño
    September 5, 2017 at 11:02 pm

    “Henny Hay” has got to be the most ratchet facebook name in the history of ratchet facebook names.

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