Mainstream Media Fails

Boston Police Fire Nudnik Cop Who Let 2 Providence Hookers Steal His Gun, Providence Journal Bans Us For Posting His Picture After They Shamed The Whores


The Providence Journal and several other media outlets reported today that the Boston Cop who had his gun stolen by two Providence hookers during a $2,500 orgy in February, was fired. They named names:

A Boston police officer was fired last month, several weeks after being placed on administrative leave in connection with an incident that involved two exotic dancers and a stolen gun. Emanuel Brandao was terminated effective March 28, officials with the Boston Police Department confirmed Monday. He had been placed on leave in early February, after his department-issued .40-caliber Glock model 22 was reported stolen from a vehicle outside a Hampton Inn in Pawtucket, Rhode Island. Brandao was off duty when he spent the evening with two exotic dancers, identified in a police report as Melissa Dancier and Neish Rivera. He loaned one of the women his car keys so they could retrieve a phone charger from the vehicle, but a few minutes later, they both left and he discovered the car’s glove box was open and the gun was gone. Dancier and Rivera were both arrested several hours later and the gun was recovered. At the time, Brandao’s name was redacted from the police report.

Of course if you read Turtleboy Sports then you already knew that months ago because we were the ONLY media outlet that wasn’t afraid to put it out there. While everyone else waits for the police to issue press releases, we go out and find the real stories.

Part of me feels bad for the guy because he’s such a moron. He served his country and got this great job with a great pension working for the Boston Police, and it’s all gone now. But at the same time, we need to hold police accountable when they do bad things, or else it’s hard to stand up for them when black lives matter activists come after them with the usual bullshit. And if you’re somewhat new to the job and you’re looking for hookers to bang in Providence, and you’re stupid enough to give one of those hookers the keys to your car when you know your gun is in there, then you have no business being a cop. This was career Darwinism in action, and we have these two skags to thank for it:

The real crime here was that he was willing to pay $2,500 to dip his tickle stick in both of them. Just rub one out and cry yourself to sleep like everyone else.

Tons of people on the Providence Journal Facebook page were looking for the picture of the ex-cop after they posted the story and the only images they saw were the hookers.

So in order to inform the public and answer their questions it seemed like the right thing to do to post links to the blog showing the cop’s picture. Yet whoever the hack is that runs the ProJo’s Facebook page kept deleting the links!

There’s no photo you have legal access to? Cool. Because you’re not the one posting it – we are. Do they really not get that distinction? We know you’re a Gatehouse media subsidiary and we know that makes you pretty useless when it comes to reporting real news, so we got you covered. Also, the idea that you can’t use a Facebook image in a MSM publication is just a boldfaced lie.

The bigger issue here is that an alleged NEWS outlet is trying to prevent the public from accessing news. They’re not publishing anything by allowing us to comment, and they’re not liable for anything third party users post on there, thanks to CDA Section 230. So what they’re doing by deleting our posts is intentionally making sure the public does not have access to information. This is what “real news” does.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s dumbasses who don’t use logic. And logic tells you that blocking a Turtleboy account (which they ended up doing) is only going to lead to more blowback. I immediately posted about it and the next thing you know they were flooded:

Censorship. Never. Works. This is G. Wayne Miller – the guy who runs their page.

Welcome to the Internet G. Wayne.  The more you try to silence people the more they want to talk. Remember this the next time the Providence Journal complains about Trump cracking down on the press. Not only are they fake news, they also go out of their way to make sure you don’t get access to real news.


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21 Comment(s)
  • Thanks for Apply Whites but You Are Not A Winner
    May 7, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    If police were hired by meritocracy, the low test score he achieved would have prevented him from ever being hired. Thanks to the diversity agenda his test score of 50 made him a better candidate than a qualified white with a 100 test score.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 7, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    They banned you because this idiot that sticks his dick in sewey holes comes from that ‘protected class’ that’s been so downtrodden and harassed by whitey for so long (sarcasm)

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    May 7, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    I’m glad this clown was fired. What if the hoes had sold the gun and it ended up being used to kill someone? He’s lucky that didn’t happen.

    Can you imagine the pay level and prestige of the jerk off who runs the dying ProJo’s Facebook page? Surprised he has the time to censor comments. Don’t the urinal cakes need replacing? Chop Chop.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Said Everyone
    May 7, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I wonder what special list he was hired from

    • Willie Fistegash
      May 7, 2019 at 8:09 pm

      The list that was full of the people who raised their right hand when there were two active wars occurring. You could have been on the same list of you weren’t such a pussy.

  • Sensei censorship
    May 7, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Censoring comments is bad too.

  • Magoo
    May 7, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    MassLive is also censoring anything that exposes Gulluni covering up for Springfield police officers ongoing crime spree.

    Which includes
    Nathan Bills beatings by off duty officers
    Bigda beating and threatening to frame joyrider
    School resource officers assaulting students
    Two patrolman that are acused of sexual assault

    Gulluni has hired disgraced former Berkshire district attorney Caccaviello and Dana Parsons, who covered up sexual assaults at Williams college.
    Along with spousal ,&child abuse.
    To protect his campaign donors.

  • Walter "My zipper is stuck" Bird
    May 7, 2019 at 11:42 am

    G. Wayne Miller looks like a soyboy democrat. I wouldn’t let him near kids. Too creepy looking.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 7, 2019 at 4:39 pm

      He could be to Starbucks what the Colonel is to KFC

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    May 7, 2019 at 11:32 am

    The only real use for the ProJo involves birdcages….

  • AgingCynic
    May 7, 2019 at 11:03 am

    The locals refer to it as the BloJo.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 7, 2019 at 10:54 am

    Not sure why you feel the need need to post things on THEIR feed, and not just yours.

    Does the Herald post on the Globe’s page?

    Seems dumb.

    • randall eats cock
      May 7, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      shut the fuck up idiot

    • Kim Wescott
      May 7, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      Haven’t heard from you in awhile. I had hoped you found some other blog to be obsessed with and constantly troll.

  • Harry Richard
    May 7, 2019 at 10:24 am

    Surprise, surprise, another POS officer caught doing what they all do best – crime.

  • Fred
    May 7, 2019 at 9:27 am

    “Just rub one out and cry yourself to sleep like everyone else.”

    Best TB line ever.

    • Pud
      May 8, 2019 at 8:57 pm

      Who cries after rubbing one out? A little lube, the left hand, it’s like a new piece.

  • bill fleming
    May 7, 2019 at 8:41 am

    His defense will be that they never disciplined the boys at the Boom Boom room. Why are the higher ups in the police department and city targeting the former head of the sex trafficking unit. Was she trying to expose the higher ups from different police departments who are involved in sex trade.

  • bill fleming
    May 7, 2019 at 7:39 am

    I wonder if he got the police discount? His defense at his termination hearing will be they didn’t fire the white guys who partied at the Boom Boom Room. The next bomb to be dropped will be by the lawyers for the former head of the Detective Lieutenant who headed the sex trafficking unit. She is being targeted by higher ups because she wanted to go after some well connected politicians and police officers from other departments involved in prostitution.

  • Stunt Penis
    May 7, 2019 at 5:51 am

    It’s not called the Providence Urinal Bulletin for nothing.

    Rest assured, they would be able to “use a picture off facebook” if the story involved some crime committed by a Trump supporter.

  • Jack
    May 6, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Great job as usual…

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