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All-Star Criminals

The Boston Cop Who Had His Gun Stolen By 2 Providence Instaslampig Stripper He Was “Hanging Out” With Paid Way Too Much ($2,500), Got Played By The Pimp

South Shore Turtlegirl / February 11, 2019

  This is Emanuel Brandao – the Boston cop who had his gun stolen by two unemployed Providence hookers at…

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All-Star Criminals

Some Idiot Boston Cop Let 2 Instaslampigs Steal His Gun From Car After Giving Them The Keys While “Hanging Out” In Motel Room

South Shore Turtlegirl / February 8, 2019

  ProJo: Two strippers are accused of stealing a handgun from a Boston police officer while he was “hanging out” with…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket XannyZombie Who Previously Messaged Turtleboy Looking To Buy Xanax And Declared War On Turtle Riders Is On Video Smoking Crack Cocaine Behind The Wheel, But It’s Ok Because 2019 Is Her Year

Bristol Turtlechick / January 22, 2019

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Hoodrat Heroes

Turns Out The Pawtucket Pork Pancake Begging For People To Pay For His Kid’s Christmas In Facebook Groups Is A Registered Sex Offender From Woonsocket Who Sexually Assaulted A 13-14 Year Old Girl

North Shore Turtlebabe / November 26, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Pork Pancake Wants You To Get His 5 Crotch Fruits Christmas Gifts Because The SSI And Food Stamps He Gets For Not Working Aren’t Enough

Shell Shocker / November 26, 2018

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Current events

The Woo Sox Are Coming To Worcester So We’ve Only Got 3 Years To Begin “Operation Webster” To Liquidate The Canal District Of All Junkboxes, Just Don’t Mess With Kelley Square

Sporty McTurtle / August 18, 2018

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Nudniks

Teamsters President Matt Milkshake Maini Tells Veteran To Suck His Mother’s Cunt, Threatens To Assault Him For Filming Striking Pawtucket DHL Drivers 

Providence Turtleboy / May 2, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Pawtucket Pickle Mitten Who Stole $338 Worth Of Condoms From CVS Becomes First Bucket Resident To Ever Use A Rubber And Might Be A Hero

Rhode Island Turtle Sista / April 25, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Prego Twat McStuffins Just Got Out Of 2 Month Jail Stint After Pawtucket Drug Bust, Starts $500 GoFundMe, Says She’s Been In A Coma From Domestic Abuse

Providence Turtleboy / April 9, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Twat McStuffins And Pawtucket’s Finest Arrested In Drug Sweep Take To Facebook To Defend Their Honor In Another Legendary Rhode Island Rabbit Hole

Providence Turtleboy / February 12, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Junkbunny Who Tried Buying Xanax Off Turtleboy May Be A Backpage Hooker, Single Mom Who Recently Miscarried Due To Drug Use

Turtleboy / October 4, 2017

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Current events

Kid Who Whined About Police Brutality After Being Arrested At Tolman High School Ended Up Raping A 13 Year Old Disabled Girl And The Pawtucket Schools Covered It Up

Turtleboy / August 9, 2017

Kid Who Whined About Police Brutality After Being Arrested At Tolman High School Ended Up Raping A 13 Year Old…

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All-Star Criminals

Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage Hooker Who Was “Clean” In Heroin Documentary

Turtleboy / July 21, 2017

Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage…

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All-Star Criminals

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving And Covered In Feces And Rashes

Turtleboy / May 11, 2017

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of Morons Think It’s Real

Turtleboy / January 30, 2017

Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Man Looking To Buy/Sell Food Stamps On Facebook

Turtleboy / January 2, 2017

Pretty sure you’re not supposed to be buying and selling food stamps on the Facebook machine. Want to advertise with…

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Bone Ride

Top 5 Dumpiest Cities And Towns In Rhode Island

Turtleboy / January 7, 2016

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