Another Single Mom With A Biracial Crotch Fruit Found A Noose Hanging In Her Pawtucket Garage
Guys, sorry if you’ve heard this one before, but ANOTHER racist person left a noose in someone’s shed to…
Swansea Swampfupa Tries To Cash Fraudulent Check She Made Drawn On Local Business Account, Forgets To Use Fake ID
Pro tip – if you’re gonna write a fake check from a business account you’re trying to rip off,…
A Pawtucket Love Story: Psycho Skankbeast Meets Up With Clinically Insane Street Scum Internet Boyfriend, Gets “Engaged” Less Than 24 Hours Later, Celebrates By Murdering a 54 Year Old Woman
It’s only the second day of 2020, and we already have a quintessential Pawtucket love story for the ages. …
Boston Police Fire Nudnik Cop Who Let 2 Providence Hookers Steal His Gun, Providence Journal Bans Us For Posting His Picture After They Shamed The Whores
The Providence Journal and several other media outlets reported today that the Boston Cop who had his gun stolen…
NBC10 Victimizes Pubic Zirconia 2 Years After She Robbed A Pawtucket Bank With Gheto Gordon From Sesame Street And Their 2 Crotch Fruits In The Getaway Car
Two years ago we published a blog about two All-Star parents from Pawtucket who robbed a bank with their…
Franklin Baxley Has Just Been Arrested On Drug Trafficking Charges, Just Like We Said
The Sun Chronicle: “ATTLEBORO — A Pawtucket man involved in a confrontation with a woman at the Attleboro dog…
Pawtucket PeachFuzz Wanksta Sends Us Video Of Angry Trap Queen Destroying His “Aspiring Rapper” Brother’s Bedroom, Doesn’t Seem To Understand How Things Work Around Here
Are we being punked, or what? Earlier today, we had this video sent to us by a Mr. “Johnny…
Providence Instaslampig Stripper Who Stole A Boston Cop’s Gun During A $2,500 “Date” Has Lowered Price To $500 And Wants To Meet Up For A “Drink”
A couple weeks back we published a blog, identifying the Boston Police Officer who had a gun stolen from…
The Boston Cop Who Had His Gun Stolen By 2 Providence Instaslampig Stripper He Was “Hanging Out” With Paid Way Too Much ($2,500), Got Played By The Pimp
This is Emanuel Brandao – the Boston cop who had his gun stolen by two unemployed Providence hookers at…
Some Idiot Boston Cop Let 2 Instaslampigs Steal His Gun From Car After Giving Them The Keys While “Hanging Out” In Motel Room
ProJo: Two strippers are accused of stealing a handgun from a Boston police officer while he was “hanging out” with…
Pawtucket XannyZombie Who Previously Messaged Turtleboy Looking To Buy Xanax And Declared War On Turtle Riders Is On Video Smoking Crack Cocaine Behind The Wheel, But It’s Ok Because 2019 Is Her Year
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Turns Out The Pawtucket Pork Pancake Begging For People To Pay For His Kid’s Christmas In Facebook Groups Is A Registered Sex Offender From Woonsocket Who Sexually Assaulted A 13-14 Year Old Girl
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Pawtucket Pork Pancake Wants You To Get His 5 Crotch Fruits Christmas Gifts Because The SSI And Food Stamps He Gets For Not Working Aren’t Enough
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The Woo Sox Are Coming To Worcester So We’ve Only Got 3 Years To Begin “Operation Webster” To Liquidate The Canal District Of All Junkboxes, Just Don’t Mess With Kelley Square
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Teamsters President Matt Milkshake Maini Tells Veteran To Suck His Mother’s Cunt, Threatens To Assault Him For Filming Striking Pawtucket DHL Drivers
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Pawtucket Pickle Mitten Who Stole $338 Worth Of Condoms From CVS Becomes First Bucket Resident To Ever Use A Rubber And Might Be A Hero
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Prego Twat McStuffins Just Got Out Of 2 Month Jail Stint After Pawtucket Drug Bust, Starts $500 GoFundMe, Says She’s Been In A Coma From Domestic Abuse
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Twat McStuffins And Pawtucket’s Finest Arrested In Drug Sweep Take To Facebook To Defend Their Honor In Another Legendary Rhode Island Rabbit Hole
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Pawtucket Junkbunny Who Tried Buying Xanax Off Turtleboy May Be A Backpage Hooker, Single Mom Who Recently Miscarried Due To Drug Use
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Kid Who Whined About Police Brutality After Being Arrested At Tolman High School Ended Up Raping A 13 Year Old Disabled Girl And The Pawtucket Schools Covered It Up
Kid Who Whined About Police Brutality After Being Arrested At Tolman High School Ended Up Raping A 13 Year Old…
