Nudniks

Teamsters President Matt Milkshake Maini Tells Veteran To Suck His Mother’s Cunt, Threatens To Assault Him For Filming Striking Pawtucket DHL Drivers 

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All-Star Criminals

Pawtucket Pickle Mitten Who Stole $338 Worth Of Condoms From CVS Becomes First Bucket Resident To Ever Use A Rubber And Might Be A Hero

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Hoodrat Heroes

Prego Twat McStuffins Just Got Out Of 2 Month Jail Stint After Pawtucket Drug Bust, Starts $500 GoFundMe, Says She’s Been In A Coma From Domestic Abuse

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Hoodrat Heroes

Twat McStuffins And Pawtucket’s Finest Arrested In Drug Sweep Take To Facebook To Defend Their Honor In Another Legendary Rhode Island Rabbit Hole

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Junkbunny Who Tried Buying Xanax Off Turtleboy May Be A Backpage Hooker, Single Mom Who Recently Miscarried Due To Drug Use

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Current events

Kid Who Whined About Police Brutality After Being Arrested At Tolman High School Ended Up Raping A 13 Year Old Disabled Girl And The Pawtucket Schools Covered It Up

Kid Who Whined About Police Brutality After Being Arrested At Tolman High School Ended Up Raping A 13 Year Old…

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All-Star Criminals

Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage Hooker Who Was “Clean” In Heroin Documentary

Sleazy Top And Junkbox Friend Steal Car, Crash Into Parked Cars, Runs From Car Naked, Turns Out She’s A Backpage…

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All-Star Criminals

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving And Covered In Feces And Rashes

Providence Woman And Her Geriatric Sperm Donor Rob A Pawtucket Bank With 2 Kids In The Car Who Are Starving…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of Morons Think It’s Real

Pawtucket Chowderhead Kills GF’s Cat As Revenge For Abortion, Troll Starts Parody Support Page For Him Pretending To Be Mom, Thousands Of…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pawtucket Man Looking To Buy/Sell Food Stamps On Facebook

Pretty sure you’re not supposed to be buying and selling food stamps on the Facebook machine. Want to advertise with…

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Bone Ride

Top 5 Dumpiest Cities And Towns In Rhode Island

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