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I can’t wait for Christmas to be over so I have to stop seeing whiny posts like this:
To review. This grown man is already collecting from the government, has to spend his “income” on rent, his girlfriend allegedly lost her job and has leukemia, and now he wants the Internet to pay for his five crotch fruit’s to have a Christmas.
This is what we’re dealing with here.
He seems trustworthy. I’m not saying that she doesn’t have leukemia, I just generally am skeptical of Internet scams, particularly when it’s coming from a guy whose face is a Goddamn Etch A Sketch. He’s provided no evidence that she is, nor has he provided any sort of background about why he can’t work, why he collects SSI, or how he cares for his kids during the 11 months of the year when it’s not Christmas begging season.
God do I hate this. I hate the fact we live in a world where men no longer have shame. Where they see nothing wrong with going on a public forum and emasculating themselves by announcing to the world that they cannot take care of the families they created. Not only that, he starts it off by announcing that he’s on SSI, which won’t be around when most of us are older to cash in on what we’ve contributed to it, because people like this Pawtucket Pork Pancake have taken it all.
Remember when men didn’t want handouts because they felt human emotions like “pride” and “shame?” Good times.
He’s been posting on this Attleboro page a billion times:
And according to some people his aunt called him out on it on another yard sale page.
Seriously, why can’t this cheddar poon work?
He can stand up. His hands are functional. He can afford to go to concerts. He can get a job doing something. But instead we pay him to sit on his ass all day as he guilts other people into making sure that his kids don’t go without on Christmas morning.
New rule – if you can’t afford to pay for your kids to have the basics without begging for help from strangers on Facebook, then you don’t get to keep your kids. This shouldn’t be a controversial opinion. It’s common sense.
He’s got plenty of money for that flat screen though.
It’s cool because he feeds the homeless, and he isn’t collecting from the government:
Oh yea, EBT and SSI grow on the welfare tree. No government assistance required.
And all those tattooes? Just like every ratchet we’ve ever criticized for having tattoo money but no money to pay their bills, he claims he got his for free:
Evidently there’s a tattoo fairy going around giving every lowlife we blog about unlimited free tats for life.
He’s got no shortage of excuses.
No, actually we’re not going to be in the same boat as you. I don’t plan on turning my face into a paint by numbers book. Nor do I plan on sitting on my ass all day collecting SSI because I claim that my legs don’t work, even though my legs clearly work in most pictures I put on Facebook.
And sorry Dickasso, but I will definitely be judging you and others like you, because that’s what happens when you put yourself out there publicly like this. You open yourself up to public criticism and skepticism.
But of course people like this do this because they prey on people’s good will.
So when Philip V. Prentiss started calling him out on his bullshit he begged the admins to censor Phil.
Oh no, not mean things!! We can’t have mean things on the Internet!!
Hey Earlene, if I lose my job I’ll find a new one, and if I become disabled I’ll collect SSI if necessary and try to get a job that suits my physical disabilities. What I won’t do is whine about not getting enough government handouts and guilt strangers into being the provider I’m not man enough to be.
Of course it’s not surprising that he hopes other people fall for his scam, since he has a tendency to fall for many scams we’ve already debunked on Turtleboy.
I don’t wanna demonize all people who need help at the holidays. I’m not a monster. I just draw the line when it’s a grown man who clearly just doesn’t feel like working who uses his crotch fruit to try to guilt us into doing the job he’s clearly unfit to do.