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Providence Instaslampig Stripper Who Stole A Boston Cop’s Gun During A $2,500 “Date” Has Lowered Price To $500 And Wants To Meet Up For A “Drink”


A couple weeks back we published a blog, identifying the Boston Police Officer who had a gun stolen from him by two strippers in Connecticut, one of who recently got the Foxy Lady shut down after offering an undercover cop $300 for a Bob Kraft special. The cop has not been identified by most MSM outlets for whatever reason, but his name is Emmanuel Brando.

And obviously he’s a moron if he trusted two Providence hookers with the keys to his car, knowing there was a gun in there.

Anyway, Neish Rivera was the Instaslampig who set the whole thing up and got the wheels in motion. She made her IG private shortly afterwards, but she’s still accepting follows from pretty much any stranger on the Internet. And she might have the only social media account that can transmit a venereal disease just by following it.

Have mercy. This cop was willing to spend $2,500 to bang a couple unemployable strippers, and THAT’s what he chose?? Her badunkadunk is wavier than the Caribbean Sea during hurricane season. Kind of false marketing too, considering this is what shows up for your “date.”

You would think that with two recent arrests for prostitution, both with cops as Johns, she’d lay low for a little bit when it came to putting the poontang up for sale. Instead she posted that she “took the L and bounced back.”

She’s either found new employment at a new club, or is reliving the glory days.

And by the looks of it she’s up to her old tricks (no pun intended), except now she’s flying across the country to get that cheddar.

According to her she has a policy of “pay first, talk later.”

And by talk she means, ride your pole until it vaporizes from all the acids in my stench trench.

When you’re a backpage boriqua who got blacklisted from an area like Providence, because everyone knows that you’re the broad who got the Foxy Lady shut down and stole a cop’s gun during a “date,” you have to branch out to new places. That’s why she went to New York the other day and announced her new motto – “I don’t swallow plan B, I just swallow the nut.”

And the crowd goes wild!

She also offers a premium upgrade on SnapChat.

Because you have to diversify your portfolio a little.

Now I’m not on IG, but UT is. I wanted to see if we could get her to do a meet up to see if she’s still in business, and that probably wouldn’t work since she doesn’t do lady pond discounts. So UT followed her and found out for me.

And there you have it. $500. Her price has been cut in half because of the bad publicity she’s received over the gun incident. What she hoped to gain from that is beyond me, but then again MENSA candidates like her don’t make Turtleboy for solving quadratic equations. Either that or she just wanted run up the bill on the Boston cop because she realized he was a noob.

Her pimp is Jermont Murray from Pawtucket, and he goes by Mr. Wide Receiver on on the IG machine.

“I do photography and manage models.”

Yea, this is a guy who sounds like he does “photography.”

“I do photography.”

LOL. No, you whore crackheads out because it sure beats getting a real job and paying taxes. Of course considering his vast array of Google trophies finding employment is easier said than done.

He’s apparently none too pleased with his top earner after he stole her shit and came back to his apartment with what appears to be Providence PD.

“This fag just came here with the pigs.”

This guy sounds almost as bad as working for Uncle Turtleboy. Almost.

Anyway, to me this broad is a walking commercial for why prostitution should be legalized. She’s not gonna stop. Ever. Her penis fly trap and supersized gerber servers are the only things she has that can produce a consistent revenue stream moving forward. Would you rather her cooch be regulated and tested in a controlled and safe environment, or would you prefer that Mr. Wide Receiver continue to exploit her and likely instruct her to steal a cop’s gun for him?


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32 Comment(s)
  • Juggy
    February 27, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Awesome boob job.

  • Aids
    February 26, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    1000% AIDS

  • Not the real Emmanuel Brandao
    February 26, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    How much is an Amtrack ticket to Providence?

    • vic aye carumba
      February 26, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      Manny boy, you still got da Glock? If so, it will only cost ya $500 bucks to ride the hoe train to Providence….

  • LOB
    February 26, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    … him by two strippers in Connecticut … come on TB … Providence …. facts matter!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 26, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Herpes, Hep C, HIV, chlamydia, and more all at one low price!

  • marilu
    February 26, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    yikes, people really live like this..

    she is ugly af in the face with no morals, of course she’s using that body for money

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 26, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    Thanks for nothing SSTG. I got herpes in my throat just from reading this.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Ziggy
    February 26, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Dirty Whore

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 26, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Baby got back!

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    February 26, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Again I think there is a typo on the price…a fiver sounds right

  • Big Wick
    February 26, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Mmmm, crotch pizza. Does “_magicc” mean she’s a c*nt from Hogwarts?

    And her pimp Jerkmont Murky Murray? “mr._wide_receiver?” Seems like his pimpee is the wide receiver. Maybe he just manage photography and do models. “I take things that were ruing by man…” Haha, I’d be ruing too after visiting THAT canyon, for fear of STD’s.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    February 26, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Hey man this poor girl has to pay a lawyer cuz some stupid Boston cop list his gun and pinned it on her and her very nice friend and now nobody will give her a job thanks to the media so she had to turn to the world’s oldest profession and you know jesus hung out with whores why can’t you ?? anyway she doesnt want to do time so some guys are paying her for her time and she is making America great again and one day even trump may compensate her for her time

  • Milf Assessor
    February 26, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    She looks like a creature of a Woonsocket-Bronx-Lawrence mix

    500 what? Calories per swallow best guess


  • Revrun Fishkunckle
    February 26, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Do she take food stamps?

    Asking for a friend..

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 26, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Robert Kraft probably texts her and offers her $59 if she will dress up like a gook chink and jerk him off! ROFLMAO

    • Rockets Redglare
      February 26, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      This would be a fake Rockets Redglare, not the one and only original. Make your own fake name up asswipe…

      • Rockets Redglare is an Asswipe
        February 26, 2019 at 3:33 pm

        This better?

        • Rockets Redglare
          February 26, 2019 at 4:50 pm

          Sure is. My identity has been stolen…

  • No anchovies please
    February 26, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    I was planning on having pizza later on but not after seeing this.

  • z
    February 26, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    I bet Robert Kraft goes up to her and says Hey do you like apples and then pulls his Macaroni out and says How about these apples!

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 1:09 pm

      This one is not me. Good one though.

  • Asian Orchid
    February 26, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    I bet Robert Kraft has had sex with her before.
    I wonder if she gives her customers a Robert Kraft special!

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      Maybe if her price was $500 he wouldn’t have had to go to Florida.
      If this results in the Pats not winning SBs anymore it’s all on her.

  • Bob Kraft be like
    February 26, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    $500? How about $59? Got change for a hundred?

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      I’m sure he could have gotten it down to maybe a $100 if she was willing to do a volume discount.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 26, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    She should contact Robert Kraft! LMFAO!!
    Get it? Cuz he likes getting jerked off by prostitutes LOL!

    • Rockets Redglare
      February 26, 2019 at 1:23 pm

      This would be a fake Rockets Redglare, not the one and only original. Make your own fake name up asswipe…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 26, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    I’d accept a free “Kraft Special” from her, although I’d ask the young lady to remain fully clothed.

    • z
      February 26, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      Kraft Fromunda cheese.

      That’s the cheese under your balls when you don’t wash.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 26, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    She’s disgusting. What a filthy looking woman. Who would ever be that desperate to pay any amount to tap that? Wait! Don’t answer! I know obviously there’s plenty, but Jesus it’s awful! I bet even her queefs stink like fish

    February 26, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    The horror, the horror……

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