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Some Idiot Boston Cop Let 2 Instaslampigs Steal His Gun From Car After Giving Them The Keys While “Hanging Out” In Motel Room


ProJoTwo strippers are accused of stealing a handgun from a Boston police officer while he was “hanging out” with them in his room at the Hampton Inn. Pawtucket police arrested Melissa Dacier, 22, of Providence, and Neish Rivera, 25, of Pawtucket, and recovered the officer’s service weapon on Saturday, hours after he’d reported it stolen. The Boston officer called police just before 3 a.m., after the two women left him alone at the hotel — and he realized his .40-caliber Glock 22 was also missing.

The officer, whose name was redacted from a police report, said that his evening began with an arrangement to meet “Natalia,” whom he’d met on Instagram, at the hotel bar. Pawtucket police determined that “Natalia” was actually Rivera, who is one of the dancers charged with prostitution at the Foxy Lady in December. The Boston officer told Pawtucket patrolman Andrew Torres that he and “Natalia” went to Nara Lounge in Providence and met her friend “Melissa,” and then all three headed to the Cadillac Lounge strip club, according to a police report.

The officer said he’d locked his service weapon with a cable lock inside the glove box of his BMW 328i before going into the strip club. The three “spent some time” in the club, according to the report, and then went back to the Hampton Inn. The Boston officer said he had to break up a fight between the two women and another man at the hotel who accused the women of stealing something, according to the police report. Once inside his room, the officer said he and the women “hung out,” and then Melissa said she needed a phone charger. The officer said he gave Melissa his keys to get his charger from his car; she returned after a while and said she needed to “step out to use the phone,” according to a police report. Then, “Natalia” said she had to go find her friend, and she left the hotel, the Boston officer told police.

When “Natalia” didn’t return, the Boston officer said, he went to look for her, checked his car and saw that the glove box was open, the cable lock was on one of the seats and his gun was gone. (He’d left the keys to the cable lock in the cup holder, according to the police report.) Meanwhile, the Boston police officer has been placed on administrative leave with pay while the incident is investigated by internal affairs, said department spokesman Sgt. Detective John Boyle. He declined comment on the officer’s rank and assignment, citing the ongoing investigation.

Man, this walking DNA slurpie really has a thing for cop chowder doesn’t she? She lost her last gig, and in doing so got the whole place shut down, because she didn’t realize the guy she was offering pole riding lessons to was an undercover. Then she somehow attracts another one on IG, gets the idiot to come to New England’s bleached asshole (Pawtucket), presumably to pay her for sex, and recruits her junkie stripper friend to steal his gun while he was “hanging out” with her in the motel room. I gotta hand it to her. Usually badge bunnies come with a set of fake tits and low self esteem. She did it all with a GED and an IG account.

Hey I have a question – why aren’t they releasing the name of the “cop?” I put that in quotations, because although I back the blue and all that good stuff, if you’re banging hookers and being this reckless with your service weapon, then you’re about as much of a cop as I am. For fuck’s sake, if you’re gonna meet up with some Instaslampig and risk your career, couldn’t you find someone who doesn’t look like she just sucked her way out of a drier? I’ve seen less crabs at low tide at Hampton Beach.

All you need to know about this guy is that he’s not only dumb enough to go to Pawtucket to bang a “stripper,” he looked at this face:

And said, “Before I cover your face in baby batter, I’m gonna give you the keys to my car and hope you don’t take my service weapon, because I need that shit for work on Monday.”

That alone should immediately disqualify you from ever being a cop again. Cops are supposed to be street smart, and this horny mother fucker got taken for a ride by two skags who think Shakespeare is codeword for a handjob. He literally just met them, and all he knew about them was that they were strippers, and one of they had just gotten into a fight with a guy who accused them of STEALING from him.

There’s gotta be more to this story. I’m sure cops who probably know more about this are unlikely to tell us because of the thin blue line and all. But if one of my coworkers did this I would be burning that bridge like the Nazis trying to protect the Rhine River. If anyone in BPD, or PPD wants to anonymously fill in the gaps feel free to email



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59 Comment(s)
  • One big Dumb ass
    February 11, 2019 at 8:56 am

    All it took was $2,500.00 to ruin your life. Screwing a whore. You have got to be the dumbest cop ever, besides the one who stole the weed from the evidence room and made brownies for him and his wife. And after they ate them he called 911 cause he thought they were going to die. Anyone who hasn’t seen that video on YouTube you really gotta watch it. I wish I knew how to embed a video but I don’t. Lol.. you called 911 too, I would love to hear your recording.. ya I was screwing this whore I paid 25 hundred for and she stole my gun!! Lol amazing

    • One big dumb ass
      February 11, 2019 at 9:04 am

      The video is called
      Cop eats pot brownies and calls 911 full video. I’m sure many have already seen this but for those that haven’t, it is pretty funny.

  • Frank Reynolds
    February 10, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    What I really like the most is to bang a lot of whores.

  • Just Asking....
    February 10, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    She steals his gun and then almost immediately puts it through the mail slot of the local fire station.
    There’s more here — a lot more — because I imagine that guns are worth money on the street.

  • Judge dread
    February 10, 2019 at 2:17 am

    Wait a second here… Police, I think most, I know Somerville and NYPD, have retention holsters. Which means you have to press a button or do a certain maneuver to get the gun out of the holster. Plus ALL cops on uniform duty and I’m sure dics have a BUG (Back up Gun). My buddy shows up sometimes on break while on duty and he’s had me test his retention holster. You CAN’T pull the gun out unless you do whatever it takes to unlock it.

    So how do these slut machines get his primary firearm? Either he was high on drugs and showing it off, thus taking it out of the mention hostler, or these are really smart hookers that bang cops on the reg and know how to remove a pistol from a retention holster. If this was the case, why didn’t the cop draw them down with his BUG? Oh wait, he was doing drugs and probably drinking with them…..

    I’m sorry but if you lost your primary duty pistol, that was holstered in a retention holster or otherwise concealed on your body, with hookers and probably drugs, you deserve more punishment that those hookers.

    Charge this asshole with a Class E felony, revoke his pension, terminate his job, and make sure he never own a gun (class E felony will do that) or work in law enforcement ever again.

    • K, Judge Derrrrrr
      February 11, 2019 at 11:45 pm

      Reading is fundamental there, Judge Doody.
      He had it in a lockbox in the car, not on his person.
      Like a fkng moron, he left the keys to said lockbox within two feet of it in a cup holder.
      Allegedly, the schlampe twins found the keys and took the piece.
      Cool story about retention holsters, though.

      • K, fixed it
        February 11, 2019 at 11:59 pm

        Correction- Cable Lock not lockbox.

  • hmmm a trend?
    February 9, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    Even worse, the one on the right is the one he originally met up with…from the picture, I thought maybe “Natalia” was a man.

  • Big Wick
    February 9, 2019 at 11:23 am

    “Instaslampig.” LOL Gotta remember that one! As a friend is wont to say, “I wouldn’t f**k her with YOUR cock!”

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    February 9, 2019 at 3:27 am

    Bottom line — and I don’t give a rat’s ass how drunk or stressed out you are — don’t let a stupid whore have the keys to your handgun safe! EVAH! Where did this cop go to school? “What’s-a-matter-U?”

    Most good cops can handle their goddam booze for chrissakes! It’s a fuckin’ embarrassment for all the cops out there who can get fucked up every night and go whoring discreetly, without a fuckin’ problem.

    I wanna punch this loser right in his whore kissah!!! Great, so now running with skanks in Pawtucket hotel notells will be frowned upon… where it once was a favorite perk for blowing off a little steam… WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

  • jimmy davingo
    February 8, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    I offered to give TBS this cop a year ago. Cape Verdean scum that he is . Destroyed the career of a great family man and cop. Reap what you sow BPD. Brockton should check into this guy, he used to frequent the ho s down there. A few have been raped.

    • Who you gonna call...( not him) unless you need a reup
      February 9, 2019 at 7:24 am

      i Just moved out of Brockton last year. I am well aware of the cop you are talking about. He LOVES giving the street girls candy. And no I’m not talking about m&m’s. Whit fish scale candy. Shame shame

    • Oops
      February 9, 2019 at 7:30 am

      White* sorry for the incorrect spelling. I know that some people on the internet will go to war over a simple spelling mistake. Sorry ‍♀️

    • MrSmiley
      February 9, 2019 at 11:56 pm

      RI paper outed him. Emanuel Brandao?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 8, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    I guess he’ll be handing in his service weapon and his badge for a spatula and a badge that says ‘Welcome to Burger King”

  • 1 Adam 12
    February 8, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Ain’t diversity great.
    Physical standards lowered for one group
    Written test standards lowered for another

    What do people expect
    I feel bad for the cops who have to work with this idiot
    I bet he has a BS job and does zero police work

  • Glocks "R" Fun
    February 8, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    I just have to call bullshit on his locking his service weapon in the car. He carried it into the club, out of the club, and into the motel and that is where was stolen.

  • Men in Bluto
    February 8, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Dum Cumptser Cop, fuck that spazzdick…

  • bill fleming
    February 8, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Unless he gets a minor suspension for a day or two this is not good for the boys in blue. If they try to fire him his lawyer will get a street preacher and community activists to protest his firing and the local media will interview black strippers and hookers who will make up stories that white cops are their best customers and point the finger at innocent cops and ruin their lives.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 8, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Well, was he flying his Blue Lives Matter flag?

    All cops are heroes AMIRITE?

    • Randalls mini penis
      February 8, 2019 at 11:01 am

      Randall cuckold i hope your aids kicks in from taking it up the ass from dirty junkies

    • Kwame
      February 8, 2019 at 11:48 am

      What was it you do for a living hero? Suck cock in a bus station bathroom? That a family career path? Did your Daddy and sister do that too?

  • Turtz McGurtz
    February 8, 2019 at 10:08 am

    I’ve spent more than a few nights at that Hampton Inn when i found myself too banged up to make it home from Providence.

  • M Rojas, Officer Emeritus
    February 8, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Fucking rookie move right there. These two chicken heads would’ve been paying me for the privilege. SMFH

    February 8, 2019 at 9:50 am

    We get it, SSTG. You hate cops. Another post going out of your way to attack them.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      February 8, 2019 at 10:06 am

      You must be new here. TBS does not hate cops. Quite the opposite.

        February 8, 2019 at 10:27 am

        Um, you realize this post – the very post you’re commenting on! – is trashing on a cop, right? Please tell me you realize that.

        • Fred Knessl
          February 8, 2019 at 11:07 am

          Ummm, trashing on a cop who apparently was too horny or coked up to realize that he was doing something that would make him Turtle-Famous
          If the same guy pulled a little old lady out of a burning car or the like he would be praised for doing a great service. But he didn’t.

        • z
          February 8, 2019 at 11:07 am

          Blue Lives Matter for cops that aren’t chuds.
          The ones that are?
          Fuck them.
          I expect them to be “Better” than us.
          If they can’t, then don’t be a cop.

          Anyone who buys into “Police, police, über alles” and intentionally turning a blind eye to cop stupidity is a fool. Get rid of the fools and there’s no reason to turn a blind eye.

          Springfield has pissed out over a million bucks because of asshole cops in the last year. If those particular cops weren’t assholes the money wouldn’t have been paid out. Simple.

          • z
            February 8, 2019 at 1:10 pm

            I hope you folks who have unconditional love for bad cops use a lot of KY lube and chap stick.

            The only thing I can think of is you are bad cops or you are related to bad cops.
            Bad cops are fuckwads. Enablers of bad cops are fuckwads.

            Enablers of bad cops are why we have bad cops. Because the bad cops know they can get away with crap.

            Hard to believe that people are sticking up for an asshole that lost his gun because of hookers.

        • TRUMP2020
          February 8, 2019 at 11:33 am

          Trashing on a cop who proved himself to be a fucking dipshit.*

          After all, this blog is mostly about… exposing dipshits.

  • Alexandria Occasional Cowfart
    February 8, 2019 at 9:28 am

    New England ‘s bleached asshole…. Now that’s some journalism ! LOL

  • haha
    February 8, 2019 at 9:15 am

    should check out mellisa dacier’s fb page haha… esp the pist with some michael guy defending her honor and his “use” of the word “use”… ohh my…

  • Drago
    February 8, 2019 at 9:12 am

    Instagram is the new Backpage? Would Pawtucket PD have named him if he wasn’t a BMW driving Boston police officer and expect similar discretion?

  • eugene
    February 8, 2019 at 9:07 am

    If this was me my LTC is gone for life and name and picture all over the news.To me suspended with pay was called a vacation.

  • mrme
    February 8, 2019 at 8:22 am

    “For fuck’s sake, if you’re gonna meet up with some Instaslampig and risk your career, couldn’t you find someone who doesn’t look like she just sucked her way out of a drier? I’ve seen less crabs at low tide at Hampton Beach.”

    I just spit my morning coffee all over the screen. You’re killin me here!!! This is what happens when you think with the little head.

  • T.J.’s Hookers
    February 8, 2019 at 8:13 am

    The fact he drives a welfare model BMW is telling about who he might be. The cops I know with a Mc or O’ in front of their last name wouldn’t be caught dead in a BMW as their personal car.

    • Ofc Romano
      February 8, 2019 at 11:52 am

      Exactly what I was thinking TJ Hookers.

  • CLive
    February 8, 2019 at 7:58 am

    Over under on the odds that the cop was a diversity hire?

  • Fucked up the ass by swine
    February 8, 2019 at 7:50 am

    What’s the douchebag’s name for Chrissakes? Where are the rest of the staties who faked their time sheets? Why is the dumbass who “investigated “ Genduso still have a job? Why are overweight retards with GEDs paid the more than partners at big law firms? So sick of this shit.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 8, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Needs to be fired. Period. And for checking out the crotches of those two, he needs public shaming in the town square. They are some gross looking squids right there

  • Batman
    February 8, 2019 at 7:46 am

    What’s the over under on STD’s combined on that pair of disgusting looking hoes? That’s a big no thank you from me on both of them. Jesus, do these cops have no standards? Gross, just gross. I would guess both of those taco warmers look awful and smell worse. P U.

  • Calling All Quotas !!
    February 8, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Lemme guess, officer affirmative action has a few “keeiids” with a few different mamacitas. He got a 72 on the exam, shows up late and leaves early on his details but wants the full 8 hours and always try to hustle hisself a “community outreach” or other scam position. I’m also sure he has plenty of bullshit war stories to impress the mudsharks he tries to score at the clubs. Anyone wanna bet ?

  • Hahaha stupid
    February 8, 2019 at 7:02 am

    The only thing that would make this story better is if he knocked one of em up or better yet both while “hanging out!!” Oh the price you can end up paying when you listen to your dick. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    February 8, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Awesome. Saw this on the news this morning. When did you stop reporting news stories first? Is everyone on vacation?

  • WeRFuked
    February 8, 2019 at 6:56 am

    This is why some of public hate the police. There is a double standard with LEO’s, albeit in some cases it warrants that standard, but not this one.
    If a security guard with a LTC did this, or any John Dildoe, We’d know his name and address.
    The BPD & PPD are protecting one of their own from embarrassment for being a total douche. Not fair.
    I’m guessing this cop is African-American. Anyone want to bet? Is that racist, or is that just how the black population is believed to behave?

    • PandS
      February 8, 2019 at 8:44 am

      I’m betting spic/port-a-gee…

      • PandS
        February 8, 2019 at 10:42 am

        Oh and this and this also covers Cape Verdean trash…even though they like to be known as their own subspecies.

    • The boat
      February 9, 2019 at 7:43 am


  • Not sorry
    February 8, 2019 at 6:46 am

    I would check the evidence room for missing drugs. They weren’t just “hanging out.” They were getting banged up. And sharing whatever stds the sheets in the motel room didn’t already have on them. Sad excuse for a cop.

  • z
    February 8, 2019 at 6:41 am

    This is our “Thin Blue Line”.
    The only thing that gives us a civil society.

    If the “good” ones protect the “bad” ones then the “good” ones ain’t that good.

  • juror seven esq.
    February 8, 2019 at 6:13 am

    I look at the one on the left and immediately think, call the plumbing inspector and check between the legs for an 8 inch pipe.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    February 8, 2019 at 6:09 am

    For the better part of the last 35 years I have carried a firearm and for most of that time it was carried concealed. I can only recall a few times when that weapon or my backup weapon left my person and it was never under any circumstance like what was described here. This officer is not only reckless but has an unhealthy chud drive to get laid. His name should be released the same as the two lowlifes who are also a part of the ‘investigation’. In a country with a healthy media they would ride every police department until they cracked but unfortunately that is not the case any longer. He needs to find a new line of work and is lucky he still has a car; by the way, the cable lock on the gun and keys in the cup holder is a lie. No ifs, ands or buts.

    • SMH
      Pimpin dem girls
      February 8, 2019 at 10:03 am

      Better to have the gun locked up than on him while drinking at the hotel and strip club bars.

      If BPD doesn’t fire him, every other cop will and should laugh at him every day at work.

      These must be “heart of gold” ho’s because everybody should know better than to hand over car keys you just met, even if it you had an instant, deep, personal connection.

      If a girl is sticking around long enough to charge her phone it sounds like he was pimp/protector for the two girls working out of the hotel room.

  • Officer Dumbass
    February 8, 2019 at 5:03 am

    “I’m a cop who drives a BMW, hangs in strip clubs and bangs known Puerto Rican hookers 2 at a time at motel 6”. What could possibly go wrong at 3 am with 2 street corner prostitutes in a cheap motel in Rhode Island???

    “You need a phone charger honey, here’s the keys to my BMW sweetie now hurry back”

  • Finkle is Einhorn
    February 8, 2019 at 4:36 am

    Not gonna lie, the one on the left gets a hard “would”, one on the left….maybe after 15 beers, 6 shots and an 8 ball

  • Dick LaBone
    February 8, 2019 at 4:32 am

    ” I’ve seen less crabs at low tide at Hampton Beach “.I’m more than impressed. SSTG can hang with the big boys..

    • R
      February 8, 2019 at 8:10 am

      “two skags who think Shakespeare is codeword for a handjob.” That’s brilliant.

  • Yale Bloor
    February 8, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Nice WWII reference at the end there. Kudos.

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