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Prego Twat McStuffins Just Got Out Of 2 Month Jail Stint After Pawtucket Drug Bust, Starts $500 GoFundMe, Says She’s Been In A Coma From Domestic Abuse

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Back in February we blogged about this drug bust lineup in Pawtucket that looked like a game of Guess Who, Ratchet Version:

One of those ratchets was this glorious creature:

Rosa Vachon. AKA Rosa Lee Lamontagne. AKA Twat McStuffins. The methbeast with one of the greatest one liners in the the history of Turtleboy Sports:

I need that tattooed on my ass.

Believe it or not this is what she looks like clean:

And that right there is what a 30 year old woman will look like after a lifetime of Pawtucket poontang slinging.

In late October she claimed she was pregnant…..

again….

This gestation abomination has evidently fired three shots out of her baby cannon, so what’s one more really? It’s not like she’ll actually get custody of them or do anything for them their entire lives except constantly let them down.

If she’s really pregnant as she claims then it’s gonna be hard to make ends meet the old fashioned way…..

Because it’s bad enough getting a hummer from the hepatitis express. Tossing a baby in the mix is gonna hurt her street value immensely.

And God knows she can’t count on her street husband:

Mr. All Night!!

Anyway, she’s been in jail since that drug bust. But she’s out now, and since Backpage is closed down she did the only thing a ratchet knows how to do when they’re out of options….

Yup. She started a GoFundMe. Not just any GoFundMe. A “pregnant homeless domestic violence” GoFundMe. What does that even mean? Allow her to explain…

Oh I see. She’s been in a coma for 2 months as the result of domestic abuse. She does’t say who was abusing her, but it’s not the best look for Mr. All Night, that’s for sure. The baby’s fine though, and now that she’s back on her feet again she needs $500 to……well, she doesn’t really say. But I’m sure none of that money will be spent on crack cocaine or heroin. None at all.

Either way, she’s living in a tent and she’s trying to get her swerve back on so she can reach her full potential once again:

Something tells me this isn’t the last we’ve heard from Twat McStuffins.

24 Comment(s)
  • The Shogun of Harlem
    April 15, 2018 at 1:51 am

    Herpes Express!!! LOL!

  • Sloppy
    April 10, 2018 at 9:50 pm

    The most fucked up part of it all is that some idiot actually put his penis inside of her vagina.
    Fucking eww.

    • NR
      April 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      No…the most fucked up part is that this selfish bitch keeps having babies that most likely are addicted and get put into the system. Come on, you know men like Mr All Night are gonna find some orifice to stick it into. She needs to tie the tubes and stop being a selfish cunt.

  • Rick Shaw
    April 10, 2018 at 11:05 am

    She’s living in a tent. Is that because she is part of the Shriner’s Circus?

  • Rick Shaw
    April 10, 2018 at 9:06 am

    When she overdoses, I hope they have the decency to have a closed casket.

  • Tanto the truthful
    April 10, 2018 at 7:27 am

    She does look like a methed out Glenn Close. To me her street husband looks like the junked out version of Nien Nunb from Return of the Jedi.

  • Jennifer
    April 10, 2018 at 1:40 am

    Wow just WOW is the best I can come up with. Who looks at themselves in the mirror when they look like this and not say ” I look like a bag of smashed assholes maybe I need to stop using”….not this dumpster juice looking douche…30 yrs old….that’s the hardest looking 30 I’ve ever had the misfortune to see. Don’t even get me going on the gaggle of kids she has/had. Hey lady its a Virgina not a clown car you ASSHOLE !!

  • K
    April 9, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    30? She needs to be a poster child for heroin and crack. It should say if you want to use drugs this is what you’re going to look like at 30 with her picture.

  • gfldgadfly
    April 9, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    Is her uterus made of kevlar to keep the chinless alien Mr all night spawn from busting out?
    Was the impregnation done under halogen lamps in a space lab?
    And is it still called a chinstrap when theres no chin underneath? Working on a genetics dissertation, looking for subjects. ..

  • TJB
    April 9, 2018 at 8:20 pm

    Showcasing the results of hard drug use may save one persons life. The fact is that not too long ago, these folks probably had lives of their own. The sad reality is most will not change; even though they may try. Currently in NH, if you cause the death of someone by supplying drugs…. you will be charged with murder. The best defense is to make sure no one becomes an addict-is to prevent them from ever trying it.

  • whatevuh
    April 9, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    All I can say is WOW just fucking WOW How far do you have to fall before you stand on the train tracks and kiss the engine?

  • NR
    April 9, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    You just don’t know what to say to this bullshit anymore. Fucking tie your fricking tubes you selfish bitch.

  • me109g4
    April 9, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Calling this one trailer trash is insulting to trailers everywhere,,

  • Msp canine girl
    April 9, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    You are looking at the new canine officer forthe MSP.
    Her nickname will be layahhh part2.

  • ElJefe72
    April 9, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    Also, in her arrest photo, it looks like she has the beginnings of a serious Polish plait going. 

  • ElJefe72
    April 9, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    I don’t know what to say anymore.  The fact that to a significant portion of the American population, this is completely normal and accepted leaves me speechless. 

  • Open Sores
    April 9, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    Hubba Hubba

  • Turdle
    April 9, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Holy cow!

  • ErinElla
    April 9, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    Every thing about this girl makes me want to boil her. Bucket of filth. Sell your sneakers and stop getting tats…there’s $500 you Douchebigelow.

  • Captain Trips
    April 9, 2018 at 3:21 pm

    Everyone better meet God and get saved

    Because in hell you’ll have to hump this beast for time eternal

  • Meth head
    April 9, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Ha ha shes friends with William Descy who was just featured on here a couple days ago.Not surprised.

  • The Vorlon
    April 9, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    It looks like Bozo the clown had an unknown sister

    Those poor children. With any luck that beast does not have any visitation.

  • Michael Douglas
    April 9, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    She kinda looks like a methed up version of Glenn Close.

  • Hughbo Mont
    April 9, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    I’m speechless…

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