Pro tip – if you’re gonna write a fake check from a business account you’re trying to rip off, it’s always best not to give them your real ID when trying to cash it.
This Swansea Swampfupa somehow made this check herself. She spent all that time and effort trying to make the check look real, but she couldn’t be bothered to plan ahead and think of a way to cash it without getting caught.
Normally I don’t judge a book by its cover, but with this creature I will.
If “it’s last call and I need get laid and don’t care if they smell like they just took a bath in a Newport Light ashtray” had a face. Of course she’s got a small litter of crotch fruits at home to take care of, she must’ve blown through all her food stamps, and she needed some money for fireball shots and blunt wraps
Remarkably she’s got no Google trophies of note, but I’m guessing that someone reading this has had a run in or two with her, because people that do shit like this never do it just once. Our inbox is open – [email protected]
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