Pro tip – if you’re gonna write a fake check from a business account you’re trying to rip off, it’s always best not to give them your real ID when trying to cash it.
This Swansea Swampfupa somehow made this check herself. She spent all that time and effort trying to make the check look real, but she couldn’t be bothered to plan ahead and think of a way to cash it without getting caught.
Normally I don’t judge a book by its cover, but with this creature I will.
If “it’s last call and I need get laid and don’t care if they smell like they just took a bath in a Newport Light ashtray” had a face. Of course she’s got a small litter of crotch fruits at home to take care of, she must’ve blown through all her food stamps, and she needed some money for fireball shots and blunt wraps
Remarkably she’s got no Google trophies of note, but I’m guessing that someone reading this has had a run in or two with her, because people that do shit like this never do it just once. Our inbox is open – turtleboysports@gmail.com.
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WOWZERZ!!!! I would so worship you!!!!
I LOL’ed for real, dawg.
Honestly, can we get these two together?
Not me.
Probably would. From behind only.
Notice how she even mis-spelled her own “signature”
The really, really dumb ones can really throw down though.
Stupid bitch.
That’s pretty much all there is to say? Oh yeah, would cut her hair, dress her as a boy, and maul her cornhole.
Would?
We REALLY need to start pushing cursive in schools, cuz that shits fucking pathetic. Disgraceful.
Not trying to pick on anyone, but has anything positive ever come out of Swansea?
The check itself looks quite authentic. Despite her misstep, with that fake check-making talent there are many ways she could make a handsome living. Fake checks not made out to her mispelled self, fake IDs for those who are here legally (illegals get fake IDs with voting privileges on demand from the RMV), fake purchase orders, etc. Maybe no penalty if she sets up shop in Suffolk County.
She can be redeemed It’s possible. This might have been the catalyst she needed.
If she’s from Swansea she must know that twitter terrorist David Leavitt, right?
Come on Uncle, she was stuffed and cuffed for grand theft auto in 2015! Little Compton.
There’s this one too. And something about screwing Lowe’s out of some cash,,,
Her other profile with her BF is even better, trace the BF and you will find the answers you seek!!!
This ugly ass skank has a vag that smells of decomposing varmint
By far the best comments consistently…you sir are a legend.
I’m going for that spot, but he’s a champion.
I woke up to her one morning in Stoughton. Chewed my right arm off to leave it behind but I took the town spa Pizza with my left.
Duck faced selfies, a nose piercing, and ghetto hoops at her age.
I guess she missed the ‘grow up’ stage of life.
I can smell the cheap perfume and stale Newport stench right through my computer.
I’d still hit it, if only for America’s sake.
Swampfupa, now that’s almost as funny as crotch fruit! Hope it makes every blog.
I bet her snatch smells like a mix of 10 day old cigarette butts, wet dog, and cheddar cheese.
Sometimes she looks Blacc, sometimes Whyte, but mostly she’s urine-colored.
I was going to say- what the fuck color is this bitch? She’s the color of Kyle Kennedy’s face after eating out Hernandez’s booty. Just ugh.
She’s the colour of jondis
No viagra needed.
Some friendly advice: If you’re going to enter a life of crime (i.e., forgery, uttering) at least spare your children the indignity of their identities being plastered across social media. Let them remain anonymous.
Great.But can she drop Fudge Dragons in parking
lots discreetly?
A big yes.
I’ll bring the crowbar Ted
She has at least one google trophy out of Florida for possession of meth.
You should always judge a book by its cover. If I’m walking down the street and see a couple brothers walking towards me you bet your ass I’m running the other way. I’m judging the fuck outta them cuz I like not being robbed and beaten. If someone has teeth like jaws, I’m judging them and guessing they are a meth head. I’m also not letting them borrow $5 for gas. So boys and girls always judge you will be better for it. Btw, I judged Trump would kick ass as president
Kobe has a google trophy but its ok because he can stuff it when needed.
Must be that disease. Not venereal diseases though.