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Boston Queeferino Who Lost Job At CBS Over Manchester Bombing Joke Is Now Lecturing People On Why Columbus Day Is Bad

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Last year we published this blog about a CBS Boston journalist who decided to make an ill-timed joke about the suicide bomber at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England.

It went over like a “draw Mohammed noodz” contest in Saudi Arabia. Nevertheless he persisted:

He was the Internet douche of the day for one shining moment in May of 2017.

Oh, and he of course tweets stuff like this too:

Because #ImWithHer

Also I’m a….

Well he’s still tweeting away, and has actually picked up over 100,000 followers since last year. Twitter has rewarded him by allowing him to keep his blue checkmark, thus verifying his importance. And yesterday he shared his thoughts on Columbus Day:

Oh look, the guy who makes jokes about people dying in terrorist attacks all of a sudden is morally opposed to Columbus Day. Shocking.

The Columbus Day whining gets me every year. Christopher Columbus, like most people in history, was a product of his time. We have multiple memorials in Washington DC for slaveholders (Jefferson, Washington). Judging people using modern day standards is a trend that really needs to end. Because 200 years from now Obama will probably be viewed in the same way because he wasn’t woke enough about gay marriage, or abortion, or whatever is socially unacceptable then. It’s just dumb.

On top of that Columbus took a chance, risked his life, and in doing so united western civilization with a land mass that takes up half the globe. No, he didn’t “discover” America as SJWs who know a grand total of five historical facts will let you know. But his trip got more and more people to explore this part of the world, settle it, and turn half of it into the greatest place on earth today.

And yes, his people were responsible for terrible atrocities. They took land that wasn’t their’s, they raped, and they pillaged. But guess what? That’s how the world worked back then. Whoever had more guns got the land. There’s this myth that he raped and pillaged a bunch of innocent people. But not all Native American tribes were peaceful. Many were, but some were doing the same exact shit Columbus did – using violence to take what they wanted from other tribes. Because that’s how shit worked in the 1400’s.

That’s why celebrating “indigenous people’s day” is so dumb. Not all indigenous people were nice. Some were, but many were not. Some tribes enslaved others, raped women, and even cannibalized their enemies. But because Disney made Pocahontas into a movie all these idiots like David Leavitt think they were building tee-pees and smoking weed when the evil white men murdered them and took their land.

P.S. Speaking of Pocahontas, some jokes just write themselves:

13 Comment(s)
  • Lefty Histrionics
    October 10, 2018 at 5:28 am

    Look, we all know that the Irishman Pól ó Cárthaigh discovered America in the 10th century, but Columbus sailed here on an arduous journey, whereas ó Cárthaigh flew, and should be recognized for that accomplishment as well as for secretly bringing the Knights Templar back to Oak Island.

  • Alfred Hussein
    October 9, 2018 at 6:06 pm

    Shaka Zulu is believed to have killed up to 1,000,000 as he conquered South Africa. He killed men, women and Children. Left yawns …. that was the 1700’s.

    • Judge dread
      October 10, 2018 at 8:38 am

      Check out the 1964 flick Zulu. It’s intense for the time.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 10, 2018 at 11:27 am

      The left wants all real history erased so they can invent their own to fit their agenda. Critical thinkers know that those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

      • Judge dread
        October 10, 2018 at 11:51 am

        I agree 100%

  • Scott
    October 9, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    “Leavitt”

    All u need to know.

    Maybe he can tell us how Israel grabbed all that land peacefully and with legal title.

  • DR. FORD
    October 9, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    I dont remember Columbus even after 1 beer.

  • Its too Cold For Swimming My Balls Shrink
    October 9, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Musl8ms enslave people all over the world PRESENT DAY but not a peep about this from dick sucker.

  • No apologies necessary
    October 9, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Consider this : Had not Columbus and other European settlers discovered and populated North America, the inhabitants would still be chasing buffalo for food and wiping their asses with leaves !
    Do you think the indigenous folk would have had the ability to create what exists today without European knowledge ? Nope !
    They’d still be running around with spears and shitting behind trees.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 10, 2018 at 11:30 am

      Just look at Africa…

  • Uncle Randy
    October 9, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Pretty sure Christopher Columbus contributed more to the world than some native tribes who used to chop each other up anyway.

    Show me some maps of the world’s oceans that ‘indigenous people’ created. Dumbfucks were still using stone arrow heads when the settlers already had like 100 years’ worth of gunpowder weapons.

    Sorry, peeps, but history don’t lie.

    And since we’re in the mood for not working as much these days, why not just declare another Monday to be a national holiday? Would we find any complainers for another day off?

  • Laura Jean Flaherty
    October 9, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Personally I don’t consider it a holiday. Just another day.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      October 10, 2018 at 11:34 am

      Thankfully, where I work we don’t get the bullshit holidays off and week get a week off at Christmas – well 4 work days.

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