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Brockton Hub Dumpster Fire Of The Day – Skankalicious Tittooed Trash Titan Displays An Impressive Lack Of Self Awareness In Ironic Catty Post,  Is Brutally Mocked Out By A Mob Of Hubsters Who Prove Her Hoodrat Powers Ineffective Against Basic Observation, Proper Punctuation And Spelling  

Brockton Hub Dumpster Fire Of The Day – Skankalicious Tittooed Trash Titan Displays An Impressive Lack Of Self Awareness In Ironic Catty Post,  Is Brutally Mocked Out By A Mob Of Hubsters Who Prove Her Hoodrat Powers Ineffective Against Basic Observation, Proper Punctuation And Spelling

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I didn’t even catch the entirety of this glorious heap of burning garbage on the Hub today, and it is still my absolute favorite. Apparently, some ghettoslug decided to slither out of the garbage can she was inhabiting today, to post this gem:


Which one can infer did not go the way she envisioned, because by the time I arrived, the post was gone, with only the proof that she turned off commenting before dirty deleting remaining.

Luckily, the fine citizens of the hub were not ready to let this one go, and a new thread was born from the ashes, containing a delightful amount of ratchetry, delusions of grandeur,  and butchered English penned by this crotchrot-filled thotpocket.


The irony is amazing here. I’m pretty sure that somewhere written in the laws of nature, you are not permitted to infer that another ratchet is prostituting herself on a yard sale site somewhere, when you look like this on purpose.

And definitely not if you say shit like this.

You may dislike white people, but all the races, colors, creed and orientations of the internet came together to shit all over you in an equal-opportunity smack down. No wonder she turned off commenting.

Naturally, though, this steaming-thot plate of genital warts had a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why pressed mute before the inevitable delete and retreat:

Of course. After stirring up a category 3 shit storm on the Hub, this slamburger with fleas only had the time to reply in between flagging down cars outside some rundown liquor store on Main St. to hawk $15 handjobs.

Things really took a turn for the hilarious when she wisely decided to start insulting other people’s children.

Now, I know insulting this velociratchet’s crotch fruit could be construed as a pretty low blow, but in all fairness, when your mom looks like this

You’re probably not destined to graduate from Columbia with your MBA.

Be realistic and shoot for a Prison-issued barber’s certificate, despite what your rent-a-womb might scribble on the construction paper she made you boost from art class in the name of good old fashioned online panhandling for cash.


Yeah. Your mother’s mastery of the English language determined that to be a lie.

Ultimately, the trolls, haters and HIV-negative of the Hub prevailed, and in the ultimate show of online victory, ran the talking bacteria culture back to the Hennessy-soaked bowels of the web from whence she came:

Should’ve leveled up on a couple extra Steel Reserves and Newport 100s before stepping to the people of the Hub. You either come to the Hub full ratchet, or don’t come at all. Lesson learned.

Now let me break it down for you right here and deliver the finishing blow, skankasarus wreck, and I don’t mean what you do for dime bags of Brockton Brown behind the mini mart dumpster.

If you post statuses begging for cash like this:


And can’t resist the urge to regularly proclaim your insatiable desire for some unemployed moochmeat like this:

While also going through no less than one whiny, dramatic breakup for each of the preceding calendar months like this:


Because you have the most eligible xanax-gobbling, Hennessy sipping Northcottage alumni Plentyoffish.com can find

battling for the right to park their pork and beans in your cavernous chlamydia trap, like this:


Only to settle on just one flavor of felon fellatio and demonstrate your confusion of the words “legally”, “marriage” and “wife” a mere 5 months later like this:


And, most importantly, if you do all the above while looking like you are responsible for 3/4 of the quarterly sales for the makers of Valtrex like this:


Then you need to put down your Boost mobile prepaid, rinse off all the DNA in cell block C in the kitchen sink, and get ready for you lunch shift at The Wild Zebra Gentleman’s club. Because you really have no business calling anyone else a whore.

18 Comment(s)
  • Jahida
    December 28, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    As I have the unfortunate luck of being related to this infectious disease of a human (she’s my biological sister) I can confirm that this post is the truest funniest shit I’ve ever read in my whole life she doesn’t care about anyone but herself. She has also tried to bash me multiple times and failed. All she does is sit on social media and talk shit but let me tell you she will not back it up what SO ever! I don’t talk to her and I have her blocked on all social media for this reason I do not claim her as my family anymore if you see her RUNN AS FAR AS YOU CANNNN

  • Whitey
    December 7, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Now this is a cunt who loves getting hate fucked and loves race play. She says she hates white people but yet would love a white hood wearing klansman to paint her light brown skin white and leave some bruises on those shittily tattooed titties

  • Ebenezer Screw
    December 7, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    The ignorance of this dumb cunt sickens me.  I would love to see someone shove her in front of a bus. Please, someone do the gene pool a great service.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    December 7, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    How is she ever gonna find love? She can’t even find a pair of shoes that fit properly.

  • ElJefe72
    December 7, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    I weep for the future of this country.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    December 7, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    Just looking at this thing made me run to the bathroom and wash my Johnson with Phisohex. And I have never even been within a mile of her. Do people like this have an iota of self-awareness of how foul they are? The question that answers itself.

  • Apes
    December 7, 2018 at 11:45 am

    Every one in this article is a complete moron.

  • Arthur Bigg-Twotz
    December 7, 2018 at 11:26 am

    Reading this makes me think of 3 specific golden rules when deciding who to consider marriage material:

    1) How would she look after you throw her into a pool and all the makeup, hairspray and other camouflage washes off?

    2) Would you be embarrassed to bring her with you to your company’s Christmas Party and meet your boss and coworkers?

    3) Will she give you a whole lot of $hit, day in and day out for the next 50 years about everything in general and nothing in particular?

  • Dr Stiletto
    December 7, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Christ. I can almost smell the infection. man, this is what pops up when you google, “crotch infections” I don’t get how in the hell she thinks she is all that. I wonder if she “works” in the home kitchen of the ratchet that will deliver a home cooked meal to you, complete with the smell of puppr and toe jam…

  • Turtz McGurtz
    December 7, 2018 at 9:54 am

    i need a translation i don’t understand what any of this means.

  • Gilles Meloche
    December 7, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Those posts……Jesus is it my old ass or are they in a different language. Good luck finding love hunny, why buy the cow when the milk is free.

    • Orangutans
      December 7, 2018 at 11:22 am

      Everyone in this article should be spayed and neutered asap! They speak getto Jive.

      Victoria = causing or tending to cause horror; shockingly dreadful: a horrible sight. extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting: horrible

  • Ungawah
    December 7, 2018 at 8:47 am

    This is the ultimate definition of the term “Jigaboo” what a piece of disgusting shit. I mean total disgust. Her labs got scabs….

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 7, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Even her crabs got crabs!

  • Yuck
    December 7, 2018 at 6:04 am

    How tragic…the female hoodbooger can’t find love. Aww.

  • z
    December 7, 2018 at 3:05 am

    “Your Halloween costume…..” That’s hilarious.

    “can’t feel bad for outgrowing people who had the chance to grow with you”.
    Really?. I’d hate to think what you used to be if you have “grown”.
    Hard to contemplate what kind of a mess that was.
    I’m betting she saw Charlie Sheen on his “Winning” tour.

    High-tech is the downfall of humanity. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

    I predict the next big “look” is going to be lip plates. The tats, piercings, ear hole plugs is played out.
    Bing search, images, “Lip Plates”.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 7, 2018 at 2:03 am

    Good Gods, it can’t even get it’s Frankenstine neck bolts installed correctly.(shudder)

  • Dr. Wilby Rockinitt, MD
    December 6, 2018 at 11:46 pm

    The Brockton Hub.
    It’s the never ending gobstopper of dysfunction on parade.
    I do love it so.

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