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Brockton Hungry, Hungry Kleptopotumus Is Arrested For Trying To Steal Nearly $3,000 Worth Of Food, Does A Quick Wig Change And Goes For A Redo, Is Arrested Again

Brockton Hungry, Hungry Kleptopotumus Is Arrested For Trying To Steal Nearly $3,000 Worth Of Food, Does A Quick Wig Change And Goes For A Redo, Is Arrested Again



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Last week, this Brockton Beef-and-sleaze decided to head out to Shaw’s to do a little highly five-finger discounted shopping:

The Brockton Enterprise:

“Officers responded to Shaw’s, at 641 Belmont St., for a report of a shoplifting in progress about 6:25 p.m.

“The investigating officer watched live surveillance video showing the suspect loading two shopping carriages with merchandise,” said police spokesman Darren Duarte.

Suspecting the woman’s activity was suspicious and that she may be shoplifting, police and store security continued to watch the video. They watched as the woman pushed two carriages by a register and only paid for two, 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew soda, Duarte said.”


Of course it was two bottles of Mountain Dew. What else would it be? Surely a wigbeast like this

Is not stealing a cart full of soy beans and kale and paying for the Kombucha. What are the odds she paid for her ratchet juice with an EBT card?


“A Brockton police officer and the store’s loss prevention staff met the woman at the door as she was attempting to leave the supermarket.

Police say she was identified as Monique A. Beck.

Officers totaled the food and merchandise in the two carts, which came to $2,850.49, Duarte said. The types of items weren’t immediately available as they weren’t listed in the initial police report.”

I imagine it was two carts filled to the brim with El Paso taco dinner kits, extra lean hamburger, frozen Hungryman meals and Cheetos. All name brand, only the good shit, cuz Big Mama isn’t planning on paying for it, anyway. Of course, shortly after her arrest, the dindonuffins were out in full effect, because she JUST stole almost $3,000 worth of food, you guys. There’s plenty of it to go around in the world, anyway.


It’s barely even a crime!

Of course they’re autistic. They have to be autistic.

Of course, the free food she is given by taxpayers isn’t enough. This is most definitely the face of a woman who needs to steal more than your monthly mortgage payment in one trip to Shaw’s to survive.

Well, that solves it. It was all to feed her family, and she’s done some volunteer work before, so it totally justifies her swiping endless jars of cheese whiz and boxes of ring dings off the shelf with her sticky sausage palms, and wheezing out the door with two full carts stuffed with thousands of dollars in groceries. Case closed.

However, the comments section was a lot less forgiving the second time around, when she made bail, stopped home to change wigs, and four days later gave it a second go:

“….“They told police that Beck filled a shopping cart with merchandise and walked out of the store attempting to catch an Uber,” Duarte said.

Police say surveillance video from inside the store showed Beck pay for three, six-packs of soda, then attempt to steal a full shopping cart worth of merchandise.”


Ok, come on, Peanutglutter and Smelly. No one should be shoplifting, but if your round 2 consists of “My hair wasn’t conspicuous enough, better change my wig and go with the same infallible plan that ended in me arrested before I got out the door the first time!”, you really, really should not be shoplifting. I know that you can get away with quite a bit at the Market Basket, but no one is getting out the door with over $1k in unbagged groceries. Doesn’t matter what weave, wig or hat you put on.

Literally, the exact same plan, with the exact same results. 5 demerits for the stupidest plan I have ever seen, and 10 more for trying it twice, and somehow being even more dumb about it the second time. How was she planning to load up thousands of dollars worth of unbagged groceries in a hurry? Into an Uber? Was she planning on just binge eating all the evidence while she waited for her Uber driver?  How was she going to pay him? Was she going to make him get out and help load up the trunk? This plan has more holes in it than a Brockton bedsheet/curtain.

36 Comment(s)
  • Bill
    December 12, 2018 at 11:00 am

    This case is a perfect reason for an after-birth abortion. Even a rabid Christian would agree (in most cases). We (our civilization), needs a plague, NOW!

  • Burlando Castile
    December 12, 2018 at 8:34 am

    Another hair-hatted hooligan actin’ a motherfuckin’ fool again!

  • z
    December 11, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    I finally figured out why the 2nd photo was bugging me.

    It’s Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol with a few years and 100 pounds added.

    To be fair Sanjaya Malakar sucked as a singer, but the guy knew exactly what was needed to stay
    in the competition. Singing talent alone only gets you so far. That guy had the smarts but unfortunately couldn’t sing to save his life.

  • Y
    December 11, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    That ain’t no woman. It’s a man, man!

  • Handsom Woman
    December 11, 2018 at 10:59 am

    I am pretty sure that’s a guy.

  • Karma Bus
    December 11, 2018 at 10:25 am

    World’s dumbest criminals right here. She hits two stores that are right next to each other. Does a wig change like people aren’t gonna remember a face such as hers. She’s clearly a narcissist.

  • Professor Perplexed
    December 11, 2018 at 10:18 am

    There’s actually a fence for groceries? Holy smokes…

  • Join The Caravan Of Love.
    December 11, 2018 at 9:12 am

    Steak and lobster. Nothing but the best for the nubian queen.
    Da stores be racist yo. Da prices be so high. Its a white conspiracy. Like all dey guns the whiteman puts in da hood. Dont yall get me started on the drugs yo. Once again its the evil tax paying law abiding non violent productive whitemans fault.
    Cant wait for the demographic change in 10 years. Will the third world shihole of future America be the whitemans fault then or just genocide of the white race thru third world ethnic immigration.

    • z
      December 11, 2018 at 9:40 am

      You don’t want the lobsters unless you can peddle them quickly.
      Also, don’t you have to ask for them to pull it out of the tank?
      “I want 20 lobsters”.
      “Sure thing!!”

  • HJC
    December 11, 2018 at 8:12 am

    I’m curious what would happen to the driver if she was able to put this in the car and the police stopped the car down the road, would the Uber driver be charged as a Accessory to the crime?

    • Karma Bus
      December 11, 2018 at 8:15 am

      No way! As long as he didnt know her of course.

  • Karma Bus
    December 11, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Can’t help but to comment again cause I am very curious…. Does anybody know about those poor innocent children? Did DCF step in on her first arrest? How about now? Are they still in her care? I’m worried about them. What if she eats them? Has some crazy satanic ritual and hurts them?

    Link me up with DCF and I’ll bring them into my family where they will be safe. But for real yo, she gonna eat em!

  • Ungawah
    December 11, 2018 at 7:56 am

    How does 3 grand worth of groceries fit in a cart? Jesus Christ. We do 150 dollars worth and the cart is full. She must have had a lot of it shoved up her ass!

    • z
      December 11, 2018 at 9:18 am

      I picture her filling shopping carts like the old game show Super Market Sweepstakes.
      Steaks, salmon, expensive ice cream. Look at the price per quart/gallon for ice cream.
      You want the small + dense expensive stuff. Easier to move for resale if you can get it home.

      I doubt she had a shopping cart of turkeys, house brand crackers + rice cakes.

      • Captain Trips
        Pass Dem Ribs Yo
        December 11, 2018 at 1:17 pm

        Nahhh… that cart was loaded with chitluns, black-eyed peas, corn bread, collard greens, watermelon, grape soda, Newport 100s, Hennessy, ribs, chicken…….

          December 11, 2018 at 8:28 pm

          Aw yeeah and afterwards we get our chicken wings and drink on and on and on at Applebees yo

  • z
    December 11, 2018 at 7:45 am

    She looks as happy as Daniel Frisiello was when he was booked.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    December 11, 2018 at 7:34 am

    You guys, give her a break. I bet she totally forgot to sign up for the local food drives! Too busy shopping for the flyest wigs!

  • Everybody is a thieving a hole
    December 11, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Worked in the city for a large grocery company. It is amazing the amount of regular theft and organized retail crime that goes on. Can easily see how she gets 1500$ in a basket, it’s not hard. Believe me they know what they are doing. If she got caught twice I’m gonna guess she got away with it a few times too. We had a guy that was killing us in a 24 hr. Store. A few nights a week he would come in load up and leave us with a half full basket, but he always put the same items in it every night. One day he came in and I looked in the basket and knew it was him. After he went past point of sale, we got him up in the office, he had stuffed $350 worth of meat into his tight pants next to his body. On top he wore a loose fitting pair that covered up the lumps. He was so loaded down he couldn’t even run, think Michelin man.
    They will steal anything not tied down. Black, white, Hispanic, Chinese etc doesn’t matter, they all steal. Wonder why prices are so high, some of these stores get hit every day and it’s not kids stealing a candy bar. Need full time loss prevention 24-7 in these stores and even then they cannot watch everyone. I’m sure Rachel Rollins brilliant no prosecute list won’t effect retail at all. SURE

  • whatevuh
    December 11, 2018 at 7:17 am

    She should have stolen a razor and some shave cream too, she has a better mustache then half the ratchets in Colrain

  • Supermarket Sweep
    December 11, 2018 at 6:28 am

    Didi D has hit rock bottom yo’


  • I am Sorry
    December 11, 2018 at 5:29 am

    I am very disappointed with you people judging this beautiful young woman and future valedictorian.

    She obviously needs more transitional aid from the State, as a compassionate society we need to understand she requires 15,000 calories a day until she get’s her Mass Health stomach staple or PX90 workout DVD’s.

    On behalf of the world I am Sorry.
    Charlie Disappointed Baker and father of Gropey Smurf.

  • May I suggest...
    December 11, 2018 at 4:27 am

    …giving her a $10 quantity of the Fentabuloso?
    Be kind and let her pick out the wig she will be cremated in.
    Give her kids a new, not defective Mommy and a possible chance at a normal life.

  • Turdchomper
    December 10, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    Serious question. How do you fit 1K of groceries in a cart? On the mainland? I live on the island of the entitled and shit here is STUPID expensive but I can’t fathom what she was jonesing…

  • Karma Bus
    December 10, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    So okay PeanutGlutter and Smelly gets arrested the first time with ho’ man… He is now probably locked up caus he has two wawents. So heffahoraus goes again…. Alone…. And tries to take an uber….. Where is this bitch getting money for an Uber? You need a real card for that, so she is most likely using that child support debit card. How in the actual fuckity fuck can anyone stick up for her? I have a household of five and I spend $150-200 a week on groceries. That’s cause I shop SMATAH not HAHDAH.

  • z
    December 10, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Sara J Snell sounds like a winner.

    “Maybe she was trying to give her children a Christmas like every other child deserves”

    Fuck you.

    My parents were kids in the depression. You know what my mom got at Christmas?
    An orange. Yeah, an orange. And a couple of pieces of candy.
    I never heard of any stories where my grandfather was ripping off a store for nice Christmas gifts.
    One of her brothers was deaf, her sister and and another brother had polio though my Uncles was minor. My aunt always used a cane.
    3 handicapped kids in one family.
    Never on the governments dime.

    Fuck you Sara, fuck you to hell.

    • Got Galt
      December 11, 2018 at 5:40 am

      Now that’s just white privilege talking. USA isn’t even a shadow of it’s former self, soon it will be all Democrats voting themselves a living all the time.

      If you could get mild polio now a days, the scum would line up around the block to get it along with an electric wheel chair they wouldn’t even try a cane.

      Spend the rest of their lives in a public housing dorm rooms, smoking medicinal pot, posting selfies and BS sob stories, masturbating to Lacey Devyne and her gay husband and playing on the video game consoles.

      What happens when the producers stop producing?

      Diabetes would be a pay raise to them and somehow each would have 5 offspring without ever leaving the apartment further then 7-11 for chips and microwave burritos.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    December 10, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Gotta steal the food, but plenty of cash for the holes in the face and tittoos.

    We need to spay and neuter ratchets.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    December 10, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    Next attempt will be while wearing a blonde whyte wimminz wig.

    Third time’s a charm..

  • The Doctor
    December 10, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    I’ve got two boys & fill up a cart a week. Even then, it doesn’t go over $250. No way she was stealing food.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    December 10, 2018 at 9:38 pm


    she was stealing a gross of vagiclean, because her taco had a little too much cheese.

    • Y
      December 11, 2018 at 12:51 pm

      She’s baking a loaf, and I think it’s sourdough

  • mopey63
    December 10, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    HAHAHHA OMG BRISTOL, YOU MADE ME PEE MY PANTS AGAIN. “Peanutglutter and Smelly.” That was too funny. You all crack me up! Luv ya!

  • Al Sharptin Approves
    December 10, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    She is very well fed and has all the latest ratchet wigs. I’ll bet she steals all the time. I’ll bet they blame the two grocery stores for being racist.

    • mopey63
      December 10, 2018 at 9:37 pm

      yup, racist, can see it coming huh? That’s what the next thing on that Brockton page is going to be, they were all racist. smh

  • Fupa loser
    December 10, 2018 at 9:27 pm

    You can bet there aren’t any toiletries in that cart! Jesus, what a train wreck.

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