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This video from an alleged bullying incident outside of South Middle School in Brockton has been making the rounds today…..
So obviously at first glance that video is disturbing. Her daughter is getting straight dog walked by this junior ratchetling:
But we don’t see anything that comes before this. Sorry fam, that matters. Facts matter. I’ve been bullied before in middle school. It sucks. But the bullying usually involved getting pushed into lockers, or being made fun of because my chest resembled the Great Plains when everyone else was looking like Appalachia.
This is not bullying. This is assault. And it doesn’t just randomly happen to kids out of thin air. This happens at the end of a fight. Usually it’s a fight that you lost. And you can hear the dog walking girl scream in that video that she was hit first. Sorry, I just refuse to accept the story at face value that this girl was minding her own business when she got her ass beat for no reason by another girl. That doesn’t happen in real life.
Just to be clear, in no way shape or form am I saying this girl deserved this or had it coming. I’m just pointing out the fact that it’s impossible to come to any sort of conclusion by watching a 15 second video of the aftermath of what appears to be a fight outside of school.
But there are some red flags here. For starters….
A CNA from Brockton. Strike one.
What I want to know is, what kind of Mom wants this to “go viral?” And on the Brockton Hub of all places. If there’s one place I never, ever, ever want my son’s face appearing, it’s on the Brockton Hub. Strike two.
This is why the police exist. Bring the video to them and the principal and don’t stop until you get justice. All you’re gonna get from the Brockton Hub is ratchet commentary and really, really awful advice like this:
Yup, you should listen to the guy who thinks the school was in the wrong for immediately asking your daughter what happened instead of interviewing the cameraman.
Then there were the “Yo, you should fuck up a kid” ratchet patrol:
Yea, you should definitely listen to a Brockton trap queen who rocks the dog filter like it’s going out of style.
These are the type of people who always offer really good advice.
Oh, and if you wanna take it to the next level, do what Alex suggests:
Kill a child. Literally murder a child. Yup, it was a great idea bringing this video to the Brockton Hub. Lots of people in there offer really great advice.
Ryan McFarlin don’t play either:
It’s true though. Don’t fuck with the Notorious GED over here. He’s been working out:
Then came the “run to the news” and “call DCF” crowd:
I’m just really confused. How is the school supposed to stop a girl from getting beat up? Kids get beat up all the time. Even if it had been brought to their attention, are they supposed to follow this girl around and make sure no one gets to her like she’s Chelsea Clinton?
Finally came the Internet lawsuit folks, who had a simple solution to her problem:
Yea, got get yourself a free lawyer. Lots of lawyers work for free. They’ll get a percentage of the results that you win from the big lawsuit against the mother of the girl who hit your daughter. And I’m sure whoever her mother is has PLENTY of cash lying around to write a big fat check that you can split with the lawyer. Definitely.
The bottom line is that we don’t know what led to up this video being taken. It could’ve been bullying, or it could’ve been a fight that ended up with the girl getting dog walked. We like to stick with facts that we know at Turtleboy, and we know that asking the Brockton Hub to make the worst moment of your kid’s life go viral is a pretty ratchet thing to do. Just sayin.