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Brockton Mom Asks Brockton Hub To Make Disturbing Video Of Her Kid Getting Beat Up “Go Viral,” Ratchet Hoodbogger Advice Follows

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This video from an alleged bullying incident outside of South Middle School in Brockton has been making the rounds today…..

So obviously at first glance that video is disturbing. Her daughter is getting straight dog walked by this junior ratchetling:

But we don’t see anything that comes before this. Sorry fam, that matters. Facts matter. I’ve been bullied before in middle school. It sucks. But the bullying usually involved getting pushed into lockers, or being made fun of because my chest resembled the Great Plains when everyone else was looking like Appalachia.

This is not bullying. This is assault. And it doesn’t just randomly happen to kids out of thin air. This happens at the end of a fight. Usually it’s a fight that you lost. And you can hear the dog walking girl scream in that video that she was hit first. Sorry, I just refuse to accept the story at face value that this girl was minding her own business when she got her ass beat for no reason by another girl. That doesn’t happen in real life. 

Just to be clear, in no way shape or form am I saying this girl deserved this or had it coming. I’m just pointing out the fact that it’s impossible to come to any sort of conclusion by watching a 15 second video of the aftermath of what appears to be a fight outside of school.

But there are some red flags here. For starters….

A CNA from Brockton. Strike one.


What I want to know is, what kind of Mom wants this to “go viral?” And on the Brockton Hub of all places. If there’s one place I never, ever, ever want my son’s face appearing, it’s on the Brockton Hub. Strike two.

This is why the police exist. Bring the video to them and the principal and don’t stop until you get justice. All you’re gonna get from the Brockton Hub is ratchet commentary and really, really awful advice like this:

Yup, you should listen to the guy who thinks the school was in the wrong for immediately asking your daughter what happened instead of interviewing the cameraman.

Then there were the “Yo, you should fuck up a kid” ratchet patrol:

Yea, you should definitely listen to a Brockton trap queen who rocks the dog filter like it’s going out of style.

These are the type of people who always offer really good advice.

Oh, and if you wanna take it to the next level, do what Alex suggests:

Kill a child. Literally murder a child. Yup, it was a great idea bringing this video to the Brockton Hub. Lots of people in there offer really great advice.

Ryan McFarlin don’t play either:

It’s true though. Don’t fuck with the Notorious GED over here. He’s been working out:  

Then came the “run to the news” and “call DCF” crowd:

I’m just really confused. How is the school supposed to stop a girl from getting beat up? Kids get beat up all the time. Even if it had been brought to their attention, are they supposed to follow this girl around and make sure no one gets to her like she’s Chelsea Clinton?

Finally came the Internet lawsuit folks, who had a simple solution to her problem:

Yea, got get yourself a free lawyer. Lots of lawyers work for free. They’ll get a percentage of the results that you win from the big lawsuit against the mother of the girl who hit your daughter. And I’m sure whoever her mother is has PLENTY of cash lying around to write a big fat check that you can split with the lawyer. Definitely.

The bottom line is that we don’t know what led to up this video being taken. It could’ve been bullying, or it could’ve been a fight that ended up with the girl getting dog walked. We like to stick with facts that we know at Turtleboy, and we know that asking the Brockton Hub to make the worst moment of your kid’s life go viral is a pretty ratchet thing to do. Just sayin.

12 Comment(s)
  • willie mo dynamite
    March 14, 2018 at 10:41 am

    so the attacker was a negro who commited a violent hate crime against a white girl in the jewish controlled public school system again. Hapens every day in america

  • Sell out
    March 13, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    I can’t even give you a 1 star rating without an ad popping up

  • MoniqueTremblay
    March 13, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    I love how nobody would take Bret on. Ignoring the Turtle. Damn.

    I’ve never been with a negro girl before, but DAMN… Arnasha Wright! Girl… you know how to rock a padded bra. (Look at her pictures on the Facebook machine.) That is one lucky baby-daddy you let between your legs! I have something to admit… I just pleasured myself to your pictures. Please Arnasha, with looks like you have, don’t settle for some gang-ass brother – you can get a rich white boy to pay your way through life.

  • William Lynch
    March 13, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    A lot to get through here. First, immediately assuming this girl deserved this or incited this is ridiculous. It’s completely possible she is not the victim of bullying but don’t write an article until you know, simple. Second, the people commenting are insane and just as bad. Totally agree with that part. Finally turtleboy is great and depressing all at the same time. I love the stories and exposing these idiots, but it’s super depressing that so many of these people exist. All I care about in my life is trying to raise my kids to be good people, thats all, simple really.

    • MoniqueTremblay
      March 13, 2018 at 3:52 pm

      Bill, our children are fucked. These people TB writes about are the future. They are reproducing at an alarming rate that the United States can not sustain.

      • William Lynch
        March 13, 2018 at 3:59 pm

        I really hope that’s not true……my kids are toddlers now and it scares the shit out of me.

        • Jon John
          March 13, 2018 at 6:41 pm

          I also have to agree with you this country is fucked with all these drug born mental deformities as soon as they take their first breath out of the womb. We must remember what TB displays and talks about is only a very small portion of these disrespectful ignorant entering and already in society, this is happening throughout the entire country. As I type this response I am watching a documentary ‘Notes From The Field’ hosted by a black female complaining how the blacks are so oppressed and abused by the police, and how the government spends money on public projects that should be spent on blacks. Cut the shit over the last 50 years government has spent billions of dollars yearly for education for blacks, has thousands of programs to assist them, lowered entry test scores for public employment, lowered promotional exams in police and fire departments that they still couldn’t pass but would get the promotion anyway over a white person that studied for months and made sacrifices with family for a promotion then get passed over for a minority that could barely write their name then be in a command position. Bottom line we are fucked!

        • ElJefe72
          March 13, 2018 at 7:35 pm

          You should be happy. These are the people your kids are going to compete against in the job market. Guess who’s going to win that competition?

  • Dr. Frank N Furter
    March 13, 2018 at 2:00 pm

    I’m confused. Is
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    supposed to be part of the story?
    Just askin’

    • Brian
      March 13, 2018 at 2:51 pm

      My favorite content anywhere online but takes forever to read each blog with the pop-ups that cannot even X out of. This is nuts. Ads are understandable but Everytime I come on I feel like a virus is attacking me

      • mitch
        March 13, 2018 at 10:21 pm

        download adblock plus, it’s free and open source. it will be like having a brand new computer….no ads. you’re welcome.

    • Jon John
      March 13, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Read the last sentence and this combined with mandatory affirmative action hiring on ALL public construction contracts for private businesses and contractors ‘THEY WILL WIN’ and have been for a very long time now. There may have been disparities 30 years ago but not any longer however minorities must still get priority and its Bull Shit!

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