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Yesterday we shared this story about a lovely Brockton trap queen who thought it would be wise to announce to the world that she adheres to a very strict zero tip policy at fine dining restaurants. Which of course for her means Denny’s and IHOP. It’s not that she’s an dooshnozzle though. It’s because she wants to take her own order, bring her own food to the table, and clean up after herself. But they won’t let her.
Anyway, we just wanted to clear one thing up. Ya see, she als0 posted that she’s some some sort of up and coming singer who will be performing in a show at the Max Blues Cafe in Brockton on June 28:
Shortly after posting the blog we received this message:
Classic. Guarantee this girl knew she wasn’t on the venue and was planning on showing up and taking the microphone like a BLM protester at a Bernie Sanders rally.
I gotta say, I’m disappointed. Really wanted to check out her show. Was pretty sure this was the face of the next Brockton Idol:
So yea, this girl is NOT singing at the prestigious Max Blues Cafe. Although we were looking forward to the internet lawsuit that was referenced. Honestly, it’s their loss, because based on this hot track she recently dropped it is clear that Ceyhara is going to the top!!!
We’d give her some advice on how to sound less awful, but she doesn’t believe in tips so I guess that’s as good as it gets. That sounded like a zebra getting eaten by a pack of hyenas. It’s like a Brockton mating call. I didn’t think you could use autotune and still sound like that, but I guess it doesn’t fix pitch, rhythm, melody, and timing.
Oh yea, and she’s still going strong today on the Hub:
And of course it wouldn’t be a Turtleboy blog if someone didn’t threaten us with slander:
Newsflash – just because your name is a combination of syringes and slander, doesn’t mean you actually know what slander is.
P.S. A lot of mean people laughed at her eyebrows yesterday, but who’s laughing now?
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