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Yesterday we shared this story about a lovely Brockton trap queen who thought it would be wise to announce to the world that she adheres to a very strict zero tip policy at fine dining restaurants. Which of course for her means Denny’s and IHOP. It’s not that she’s an dooshnozzle though. It’s because she wants to take her own order, bring her own food to the table, and clean up after herself. But they won’t let her.

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Anyway, we just wanted to clear one thing up. Ya see, she als0 posted that she’s some some sort of up and coming singer who will be performing in a show at the Max Blues Cafe in Brockton on June 28:

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Shortly after posting the blog we received this message:

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Classic. Guarantee this girl knew she wasn’t on the venue and was planning on showing up and taking the microphone like a BLM protester at a Bernie Sanders rally.

I gotta say, I’m disappointed. Really wanted to check out her show. Was pretty sure this was the face of the next Brockton Idol:

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So yea, this girl is NOT singing at the prestigious Max Blues Cafe. Although we were looking forward to the internet lawsuit that was referenced. Honestly, it’s their loss, because based on this hot track she recently dropped it is clear that Ceyhara is going to the top!!!

We’d give her some advice on how to sound less awful, but she doesn’t believe in tips so I guess that’s as good as it gets. That sounded like a zebra getting eaten by a pack of hyenas. It’s like a Brockton mating call. I didn’t think you could use autotune and still sound like that, but I guess it doesn’t fix pitch, rhythm, melody, and timing.

Oh yea, and she’s still going strong today on the Hub:

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And of course it wouldn’t be a Turtleboy blog if someone didn’t threaten us with slander:

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Newsflash – just because your name is a combination of syringes and slander, doesn’t mean you actually know what slander is.

P.S. A lot of mean people laughed at her eyebrows yesterday, but who’s laughing now?

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18 Comment(s)
  • June 23, 2016 at 4:12 am

    Do you want to earn from home by working basic work using your desktop or laptop for 4 to 6 h on daily basis, get paaid 91 bucks an hour and get a paycheck every week and choose yourself your working time…65t
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  • June 23, 2016 at 4:05 am

    very good man

  • Reddog
    June 22, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    Love the hole in her nose and lip. Must have pawned her bling to pay the recording studio.

  • Publius
    June 22, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Maybe she could team up with Triggly Puff and put out some vids. Keep it real yo.

  • BobnMic
    June 22, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Holy SHIT that picture of Hillary with those eyebrows is cracking me up!!! So fucking funny it hurts!!! Stop!…make it stop!…

  • ROFL
    June 22, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    “It’s like a Brockton mating call.”

    *spit take*

  • Bill P.
    June 22, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    I actually got angry listening to that music it’s so fucking bad.

  • Do what?
    June 22, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Hey Jonathan Remy-

    Hot tip, you and your internet lawyers may want to worry more about hearing from the actual lawyers at Caterpillar Inc, for that brutal ripoff of their logo on your little rap battle flyer, than you should be worried about TB’s posts.

  • Linda-Linda-Linda
    June 22, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    I have two questions that have been in my head since I saw her picture yesterday. I really really hope she answers.

    1. What do you use to make eyebrows like that? Jumbo Sharpies?
    2. What did you do with your real eyebrows? Nair them into submission?

    I am a woman – I have cosmetics galore – I have NOTHING in my possession that would make an eyebrow like that. (not that I would EVER want to – but like watching a train wreck – have to know).

    • KJDS
      June 22, 2016 at 2:05 pm

      I could ask my cousin – the last time saw her (last year) she had eyebrows like that. I felt like I couldn’t stop staring. They were hypnotic.

  • KJDS
    June 22, 2016 at 11:25 am

    She is SUCH a moron! Profit margins for restaurants are small. The only way the restaurant owner can keep menu prices reasonable & still pay the non-serving (read non-tip making) staff and still turn any kind of profit is to have the servers rely on tips instead of a regular minimum wage. If the servers made a regular wage and no tips, the menu prices would sky-rocket, and then she’d be bitching about that.

    Most normal people know this. Maybe the eyebrows have invaded her frontal lobe, and cognitive thought is no longer an option.

    And what’s with everybody wanting to sue TB for illegitimate reasons? I didn’t realize there were this many stupid people out there. Kind of depressing.

    • wabbitt
      June 22, 2016 at 4:44 pm

      You didn’t think there were that many stupid people? Have you looked at who your congressman is lately? Dude wins in a landslide every two years.

      • wabbitt
        June 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm

        Shit… I just looked and I must have been redistricted into the Crime Family’s district. I thought I still had Richard Neal as my congressman.

      • KJDS
        June 22, 2016 at 4:48 pm

        I’m actually in Kentucky – we’re trying to get better 🙂 We just elected Bevin and he’s already been sued by the Democrat Attorney General (son of the former Governor) 4 times for actually keeping his campaign promises!

        Thomas Massie is one of the really good ones in Congress, btw.

  • blobbydigital
    June 22, 2016 at 11:03 am

    She may not think the service is worth the extra few bucks that servers rely on but I’m sure they put a little something extra in her meal next time she decides to eat out.

  • ProfessorM
    June 22, 2016 at 10:16 am

    I did have the most brilliant idea for money making last night…. We should rent a night club, do the Dexter Morgan plastic wrap thing all over the stage, let her band play, and sell rotten food to the audience! Sold out performance right there! I’d not only pay thirty bucks to get in the door, I think I might drop another 100 on rotten food to throw at her. Would be the best money I spent in a long long time.

    • KJDS
      June 22, 2016 at 11:26 am

      The restaurant community who would be sure to attend GUARANTEES that you would make money!

      • ProfessorM
        June 22, 2016 at 11:40 am

        She is on the hub totally bitching about that comment I made…. Lmao… I might be the first person in her entire rant to actually piss her off! Interesting, people threatening to spit in her food didn’t bother her much, but throw a rotten tomato at her, and she’s pissed! Makes you wonder where her mouth has been! Lol!

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