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They can shut down our Facebook pages all they want, but no matter what page we’re operating on, our inbox will be on fire. And today there was so much good shit. Still trying to figure out what the hell this one’s about though….
So I have absolutely no idea what this human is talking about. We didn’t get any paragraphs about Jackie Pitts. No clue who that is or what it has to do with her. But when you message us with threats to go to the cops if we blog about you, there’s a really good chance we’re gonna write a quick little blog about it. And all I gotta say is, now I really, really wanna see this picture.
So we went to her page to investigate and then – BAM –
But let’s toss her a green mushroom tip so she can start over. Maybe we judged her wrong…..
Dog filter. Strike on.
“I Am That Girl” filter. Strike two.
Non-stop humble brag posts about being clean for 45 minutes.
The more I read her comments, the more I really, really, really wanna see that picture….
Posts about previous career working as a stripper that didn’t pay her enough to buy heroin. This picture sounds AMAZING!!
She claims to work at DCF and the Brockton VA hospital….and the the Renewal House, and the Castle High Point Treatment Center, and Rosie’s Place, and Life Changes Group…..
And Dunkin Donuts, and somewhere as a CNA. Probably.
She proudly boasts about her unclean record, which has not stopped her from claiming to work at DCF and every addict recovery non-profit on the south shore.
She’s a big fan of vaguebooking…
Did I mention that I really, really wanna see this picture? Whatever it is will NOT stop her from “doing something awesome.” Like experimenting with new Facebook filters, or spending food stamps on actual food.
She’s also shared a million pictures like this on Facebook:
“Addiction is a disease.” Nuff said.
Anyway, Abi messaged her back to see if she could explain what exactly she was talking about but she just ended up blocking us. So if she wants to come on Turtleboy Live this weekend to let us know what the dilly is, we’re all ears. Come on, send the picture!!
I can’t believe the article attacking myself , my younger brother , my occupations , & my sobriety is still sitting here several years later . I personally never contacted these people for them to write this about me . That wasn’t even my Facebook account that contacted them . So they took the time to write out an article bashing what ? The fact that I was a heroin addict ? Cause I moved around jobs in order to gain experience ? And yes I work for the state , why is is so hard to believe someone who once was an addict can get clean . It’s disgusting . Here I am today , better than I was in my first years of recovery . This was posted when I was barley two years clean , and for what ? Like this is funny ? I’m a fucking Model today on covers of Magazines and I have maggots commenting on what I did in 2016 ? When did it all of a sudden become a bad thing to be proud of your recovery ? And I’ve been with the same man for 12 years , it’s called a break up. If I choose to remove a relationship from my account I can do so . You assassinate people based on your perception of their lives . Expose people who are actually doing something wrong and deserve to be exposed , not people whom have never done a thing to harm another human being .
Any lawyer would have removed this from the Internet for me but the article is so fraudulent and ridiculous and shows nothing but the fact that I was a drug addict . I’ll keep it up . It actually made people realize how disgusting this website is and what they do to people and how they slander random people they don’t know on the Internet . It’s really sad , grown men that were never hugged by their Mothers so they go after young females to tarnish their name . This would be a good site if you were actually doing any good .
I was just scrolling by n I seen these pics. Hopefully I’m tripping
If this supposed photo is not even of her, on what grounds would she be suing Turtleboy if they were to publish the photo?
Hopefully your tripping ?
So she got a retardo scholarship, and although she looks more like a DCF “client” and doesn’t understand English now she’s in for the DCF pension? I know the Commonwealth of Mass. is a criminal enterprise, but it just keeps on comin’ doesn’t it?
I’ll be bold enough to presume I speak for everyone when I say yes, that picture needs to be published. Can I get an amen?
Definitely. She’s not the ugliest skag maggot to come down the Pike. Smack hasn’t withered her up yet.
Whats up with that forehead? She looks like one of those egyptians that binds their skull to make it longer.
I hope her last needle had the HIV virus.
Thats a joke right? She works for DCF and gets to drill parents on how they raise their kids? I want to say bullshit on that one. Why would they allow a junkie any kind of access to children?
Why are you surprised when they paid a state cop $150K with a GED and a history of drug dealing?
What’s the secret to staying heroin thin if you are clean?
Vertical pole gymnastics, preferably in clear heels and covered with that glitter shit.
I wonder if it’s nudes. I have a very confused boner that may like to see it.
A degree in holistic medicine? Does that mean she graduated from Woo U?
Where do you see degree ?
It literally states license to practice meaning I can implement this course of treatment as a clinician . It’s amazing to me how beautifully brain dead people are .