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Brockton Tuna Tunnel Threatens To Call Cops On Turtleboy If We Post Picture Of Her That We Haven’t Received Yet, Based On Her Facebook Profile We REALLY Want To See This Picture Now

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They can shut down our Facebook pages all they want, but no matter what page we’re operating on, our inbox will be on fire. And today there was so much good shit. Still trying to figure out what the hell this one’s about though….

So I have absolutely no idea what this human is talking about. We didn’t get any paragraphs about Jackie Pitts. No clue who that is or what it has to do with her. But when you message us with threats to go to the cops if we blog about you, there’s a really good chance we’re gonna write a quick little blog about it. And all I gotta say is, now I really, really wanna see this picture.

So we went to her page to investigate and then – BAM –

Game over.

But let’s toss her a green mushroom tip so she can start over. Maybe we judged her wrong…..

Dog filter. Strike on.

“I Am That Girl” filter. Strike two.

Non-stop humble brag posts about being clean for 45 minutes.

Strike 3.

The more I read her comments, the more I really, really, really wanna see that picture….

Posts about previous career working as a stripper that didn’t pay her enough to buy heroin. This picture sounds AMAZING!!

She claims to work at DCF and the Brockton VA hospital….and the the Renewal House, and the Castle High Point Treatment Center, and Rosie’s Place, and Life Changes Group…..

And Dunkin Donuts, and somewhere as a CNA. Probably.

She proudly boasts about her unclean record, which has not stopped her from claiming to work at DCF and every addict recovery non-profit on the south shore.

She’s a big fan of vaguebooking…

Did I mention that I really, really wanna see this picture? Whatever it is will NOT stop her from “doing something awesome.” Like experimenting with new Facebook filters, or spending food stamps on actual food.

She’s also shared a million pictures like this on Facebook:

“Addiction is a disease.” Nuff said.

Anyway, Abi messaged her back to see if she could explain what exactly she was talking about but she just ended up blocking us. So if she wants to come on Turtleboy Live this weekend to let us know what the dilly is, we’re all ears. Come on, send the picture!!

12 Comment(s)
  • ElJefe72
    June 15, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    If this supposed photo is not even of her, on what grounds would she be suing Turtleboy if they were to publish the photo?

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    June 15, 2018 at 10:54 am

    So she got a retardo scholarship, and although she looks more like a DCF “client” and doesn’t understand English now she’s in for the DCF pension? I know the Commonwealth of Mass. is a criminal enterprise, but it just keeps on comin’ doesn’t it?

  • Robert Guiscard
    June 15, 2018 at 10:10 am

    I’ll be bold enough to presume I speak for everyone when I say yes, that picture needs to be published. Can I get an amen?

    • Screw PC
      June 15, 2018 at 12:15 pm

      Definitely. She’s not the ugliest skag maggot to come down the Pike. Smack hasn’t withered her up yet.

  • TJB
    June 15, 2018 at 9:06 am

    Whats up with that forehead? She looks like one of those egyptians that binds their skull to make it longer.

  • Rick Shaw
    June 15, 2018 at 8:20 am

    I hope her last needle had the HIV virus.

  • msheadkracker
    June 15, 2018 at 3:23 am

    Thats a joke right? She works for DCF and gets to drill parents on how they raise their kids? I want to say bullshit on that one. Why would they allow a junkie any kind of access to children?

    • deflatteddoritodinks
      June 15, 2018 at 10:56 am

      Why are you surprised when they paid a state cop $150K with a GED and a history of drug dealing?

  • SMH
    June 15, 2018 at 1:35 am

    What’s the secret to staying heroin thin if you are clean?

    • Screw PC
      June 15, 2018 at 12:21 pm

      Vertical pole gymnastics, preferably in clear heels and covered with that glitter shit.

  • Wabbitt
    June 14, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    I wonder if it’s nudes. I have a very confused boner that may like to see it.

  • The Vorlon
    June 14, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    A degree in holistic medicine? Does that mean she graduated from Woo U?

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