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They can shut down our Facebook pages all they want, but no matter what page we’re operating on, our inbox will be on fire. And today there was so much good shit. Still trying to figure out what the hell this one’s about though….
So I have absolutely no idea what this human is talking about. We didn’t get any paragraphs about Jackie Pitts. No clue who that is or what it has to do with her. But when you message us with threats to go to the cops if we blog about you, there’s a really good chance we’re gonna write a quick little blog about it. And all I gotta say is, now I really, really wanna see this picture.
So we went to her page to investigate and then – BAM –
But let’s toss her a green mushroom tip so she can start over. Maybe we judged her wrong…..
Dog filter. Strike on.
“I Am That Girl” filter. Strike two.
Non-stop humble brag posts about being clean for 45 minutes.
The more I read her comments, the more I really, really, really wanna see that picture….
Posts about previous career working as a stripper that didn’t pay her enough to buy heroin. This picture sounds AMAZING!!
She claims to work at DCF and the Brockton VA hospital….and the the Renewal House, and the Castle High Point Treatment Center, and Rosie’s Place, and Life Changes Group…..
And Dunkin Donuts, and somewhere as a CNA. Probably.
She proudly boasts about her unclean record, which has not stopped her from claiming to work at DCF and every addict recovery non-profit on the south shore.
She’s a big fan of vaguebooking…
Did I mention that I really, really wanna see this picture? Whatever it is will NOT stop her from “doing something awesome.” Like experimenting with new Facebook filters, or spending food stamps on actual food.
She’s also shared a million pictures like this on Facebook:
“Addiction is a disease.” Nuff said.
Anyway, Abi messaged her back to see if she could explain what exactly she was talking about but she just ended up blocking us. So if she wants to come on Turtleboy Live this weekend to let us know what the dilly is, we’re all ears. Come on, send the picture!!