Public service announcement – Mary Lou’s in Brockton DOES have a drive through. You are not required to build your own.

As employees were inside the combined gas station and coffee shop, a quiet night turned hectic as glass shattered and suddenly flung throughout the business. A sedan had crashed into the front of the Westside Shell, at 945 Belmont St., causing the large glass windows to shatter and come crashing down on Thursday night, about 10:07 p.m. Police say a 21-year-old woman was driving the vehicle prior to the crash. Police located her on scene and she was taken by ambulance to Signature Healthcare Brockton Hospital in Brockton with minor injuries. But her passenger fled prior to police arriving – with their young child.

“The male passenger exited the vehicle and took his son with him who was in the back,” said Brockton police spokesman Darren Duarte. “He and his son fled the area before emergency crews arrived.”

Witnesses said the woman was driving the Honda Accord eastbound on Belmont Street when the vehicle crossed into the opposite lane, heading for the gas station.

“The vehicle jumped a curb and drove through bushes and the parking lot of the Shell gas station before crashing into the convenience store,” Duarte said.

The woman, whose name wasn’t released as of Friday morning, will be charged with reckless operation of a motor vehicle, malicious destruction of property over $1,200 and a marked lanes violation. Police were able to review surveillance video that showed the male passenger grabbing the young boy from the car and fleeing the area westbound, heading toward Route 24. The woman contacted the man from the scene on the FaceTime app and police could tell he was in nearby woods, but he was not located. A relative of the driver told The Enterprise the people involved in the crash were her daughter, her daughter’s husband and their 18-month-old child. She said they were all hospitalized as of early Friday morning.

Brockton parenting 101 – when your sperm sponge crashes the whip into Mary Lou’s because she was either high or on her phone, and you don’t have your crotch fruit in a car seat, make sure you snatch that poon polyp up and run before the cops get there. Mom will be fine. She’d rather you not get caught violating probation than make sure her vaj goblin is OK.

There’s 50 pictures in that Brockton Enterprise article. Not one of them shows any sign of a car seat. And instead of making sure the kid was safe and uninjured Dad took him into the woods to play hide and go seek with Uncle 5-0.

Also, this was charming.

If the doorbell to her face is ever broken at least she’s got that door knocker hanging from her cocaine crevices. Looks like I wasn’t the only one who noticed that this crusty cumswab gave the cameraman a Brockton hello.

Oh look, it’s the chick from the accident, coming to defend her own honor.

Brianna Reyes appears to breed dogs and herself for a living, along with the guy who inseminated her, who of course is named Nano. And you’ll never guess what breed. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – pit bulls aren’t the problem. The people who are inclined to buy them are. And please, spare me the “But I have a pit bull and I’m not a scumbag line.” Yea, we know that. It doesn’t change the fact that criminals and ratchets are drawn to this particular breed of dog more than they are the DTA office. They named the dog “He Hate Me.” Nuff said.

I’m not sure exactly what this means:

But it looks like a pit bull porno breeding movie. Either way it’s ghetto af, and of course is happening in Brockton. Just don’t be sending Nano fake sperm.

He wants and needs the real shit.

Keep in mind, these slugpumps could’ve killed the baby, and instead of letting trained medical professionals take care of the toddler, they elected to run into the woods instead. Nevertheless the free muh boi patrol was out in full force in the Enterprise’s comments section defending their honor.

So many excellent points being made.

1. It’s the media’s fault for not getting her to the hospital quicker, because they had to take her glamour shots first.
2. He wasn’t really hiding in the woods, he ran with the baby to the hospital.
3. The lack of the car seat at the scene can be explained because baby daddy ran to the hospital while carrying the 18 month old AND the car seat.

Keep telling that one guys. I’m sure he grabbed the much heavier car seat for….I don’t know what reason….and then ran to the hospital with the 25-30 pound human. Even though the police confirm that they saw him in the woods while speaking to his gestation genie on the phone.

Except cousin snatch and sniff says that the car seat was actually on the ground and the photographer just missed it.

Might wanna get that story straight ladies.

Also, the Enterprise and the cops got the story wrong, just don’t be asking what part.

I’m with Danielle. The truth would definitely change my mindset if you would like to clear this one up for us.

They kept insisting that the baby daddy took the kid to the hospital on foot though.

Except the cops say he didn’t. How do you explain that one fam?

Fake news. Of course. I’ll take the word over a ghetto worldstarsupial over the police and local newspaper any day of the week.

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