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Brockton Worldstarsupials Crash Car Into Mary Lou’s, Baby Daddy Flees With 18 Month Old Before Cops Get There Because He Wasn’t In Car Seat, Defend Their Honor On Facebook

 

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Public service announcement – Mary Lou’s in Brockton DOES have a drive through. You are not required to build your own.

As employees were inside the combined gas station and coffee shop, a quiet night turned hectic as glass shattered and suddenly flung throughout the business. A sedan had crashed into the front of the Westside Shell, at 945 Belmont St., causing the large glass windows to shatter and come crashing down on Thursday night, about 10:07 p.m. Police say a 21-year-old woman was driving the vehicle prior to the crash. Police located her on scene and she was taken by ambulance to Signature Healthcare Brockton Hospital in Brockton with minor injuries. But her passenger fled prior to police arriving – with their young child.

“The male passenger exited the vehicle and took his son with him who was in the back,” said Brockton police spokesman Darren Duarte. “He and his son fled the area before emergency crews arrived.”

Witnesses said the woman was driving the Honda Accord eastbound on Belmont Street when the vehicle crossed into the opposite lane, heading for the gas station.

“The vehicle jumped a curb and drove through bushes and the parking lot of the Shell gas station before crashing into the convenience store,” Duarte said.

The woman, whose name wasn’t released as of Friday morning, will be charged with reckless operation of a motor vehicle, malicious destruction of property over $1,200 and a marked lanes violation. Police were able to review surveillance video that showed the male passenger grabbing the young boy from the car and fleeing the area westbound, heading toward Route 24. The woman contacted the man from the scene on the FaceTime app and police could tell he was in nearby woods, but he was not located. A relative of the driver told The Enterprise the people involved in the crash were her daughter, her daughter’s husband and their 18-month-old child. She said they were all hospitalized as of early Friday morning.

Brockton parenting 101 – when your sperm sponge crashes the whip into Mary Lou’s because she was either high or on her phone, and you don’t have your crotch fruit in a car seat, make sure you snatch that poon polyp up and run before the cops get there. Mom will be fine. She’d rather you not get caught violating probation than make sure her vaj goblin is OK.

There’s 50 pictures in that Brockton Enterprise article. Not one of them shows any sign of a car seat. And instead of making sure the kid was safe and uninjured Dad took him into the woods to play hide and go seek with Uncle 5-0.

Also, this was charming.

If the doorbell to her face is ever broken at least she’s got that door knocker hanging from her cocaine crevices. Looks like I wasn’t the only one who noticed that this crusty cumswab gave the cameraman a Brockton hello.

Oh look, it’s the chick from the accident, coming to defend her own honor.

Brianna Reyes appears to breed dogs and herself for a living, along with the guy who inseminated her, who of course is named Nano. And you’ll never guess what breed. 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – pit bulls aren’t the problem. The people who are inclined to buy them are. And please, spare me the “But I have a pit bull and I’m not a scumbag line.” Yea, we know that. It doesn’t change the fact that criminals and ratchets are drawn to this particular breed of dog more than they are the DTA office. They named the dog “He Hate Me.” Nuff said.

I’m not sure exactly what this means:

But it looks like a pit bull porno breeding movie. Either way it’s ghetto af, and of course is happening in Brockton. Just don’t be sending Nano fake sperm.

He wants and needs the real shit.

Keep in mind, these slugpumps could’ve killed the baby, and instead of letting trained medical professionals take care of the toddler, they elected to run into the woods instead. Nevertheless the free muh boi patrol was out in full force in the Enterprise’s comments section defending their honor.

So many excellent points being made.

  1. It’s the media’s fault for not getting her to the hospital quicker, because they had to take her glamour shots first.
  2. He wasn’t really hiding in the woods, he ran with the baby to the hospital.
  3. The lack of the car seat at the scene can be explained because baby daddy ran to the hospital while carrying the 18 month old AND the car seat.

Keep telling that one guys. I’m sure he grabbed the much heavier car seat for….I don’t know what reason….and then ran to the hospital with the 25-30 pound human. Even though the police confirm that they saw him in the woods while speaking to his gestation genie on the phone.

Except cousin snatch and sniff says that the car seat was actually on the ground and the photographer just missed it.

Might wanna get that story straight ladies.

Also, the Enterprise and the cops got the story wrong, just don’t be asking what part.

I’m with Danielle. The truth would definitely change my mindset if you would like to clear this one up for us.

They kept insisting that the baby daddy took the kid to the hospital on foot though.

Except the cops say he didn’t. How do you explain that one fam?

Fake news. Of course. I’ll take the word over a ghetto worldstarsupial over the police and local newspaper any day of the week.

 

 

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39 Comment(s)
  • 123
    April 23, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    bulldogs not pitbulls

  • Captain Skinboat
    April 23, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Why are all the people who commented on Fuckbook in defense of these missing links spics?

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 21, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    1. Nevermind the fact the child was NOT in a car seat…. But what the fuck they out at that time with an 18 month old who was not secured safely?
    2. The idiots saying “you can’t see the car seat cause…” Stop right there. There was no seat. Any normal, rational, empathetic human would react like this: They would not travel without a seat. Period. Plus, okay so say this was all a big accident and she didn’t have the child in a seat…… She would NOT have allowed the jizz bucket to take the child and run. She would be screaming “my baby is my baby okay”…..

    She sucks. He sucks. Someone save that poor sweet child. Wicked classy with the photos doe. Maybe she was mad she couldn’t use a snap chat filter to smooth her raunch face out? ‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️‍♀️

  • yes that is a name
    April 20, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    I am sensing a trend…Google the name Imhotep Osiris Norman.

  • Captain Trips
    April 20, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    If I were an EMT and someone I was trying to help flipped me off I would have unbuckled her from the stretcher and dumped her out of it, wheelbarrow-style.

  • Chip Striker
    April 20, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Hey dumpsterpig, don’t worry us working folks will take care of the medical bills, ambulance ride along with paying for you’re food, housing, bastard child etc…

    Just like we always do.

    #blowuptheghettoes

  • Whateva
    April 20, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    The Brockton Fire, Police and EMT’s were NOT waiting for a photo op, they were trying to locate her child. Sad when 1st reponders have more concern for a child than the childs own Mother does. Side note, I own a Pit, she is cross/over breeding Blue nose pits. They are the one’s who “snap.” #facks. Some people need to binge watch their kids

  • Liawatha
    April 20, 2019 at 10:48 am

    I am so proud of this young empowered woman. She obviously performed an evasive maneuver as to not harm others and risk her own life. Such a selfless act.

    • Queef Latina
      April 25, 2019 at 9:40 pm

      She is, indeed, an empowered young woman. How entrepreneurial of her to get into the pitbull breeding business. Because there aren’t nearly enough of them abandoned in high-kill shelters. I’ll bet getting their ears cropped did not hurt them at all.

  • Kay
    April 20, 2019 at 4:43 am

    There is no Marylous on Belmont St this one happened in East Bridgewater. Just because the enterprise says so doesn’t mean you shouldnt check your facts.

    • Thom McAn
      April 20, 2019 at 8:06 am

      Hey Special “ Kay”. Are you serious? There is a Mary Lous Coffee Shop in the building that was struck on Belmont street. This type of behavior goes on every day on the island of Cabo Verde. So it is bound to go on in Little Cabo Verde. As everyone knows Brockton is The Shoe City. Where you can find a brown loafer on every corner.

      • fact check
        April 22, 2019 at 7:45 am

        There is one across from the VA hospital on Belmont St in Brockton. Yikes you would think you would double check the google machine before writing a statement so obviously wrong.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    April 19, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    You best leave my peeps alone.
    No charges will be filed because you dont understand their culture.

  • Jack Tripp
    April 19, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    Wow!

  • Mary Lou
    April 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    What scumbags. She’s a classless whore and he’s a fucking loser
    Would love to know what this disgrace of a family costs the taxpayers Her mother should beat the shit out of these two failures as parents and take the baby. Unfortunately it doesn’t look like she was too successful raising that trash bag of a daughter

  • Scott
    April 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    The Google machine indicates there’s no hospital within walking distance of the accident scene, suggesting Ricky Retardo is a huge liar. Although there is a veterinarian’s office close by. Good opportunity for a spay/neuter for the crotch burrito so the genetic line ends immediately. Even liberals should agree with this.

  • U.C. Strait
    April 19, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Wounding is expensive, next time crash to kill…

  • Well, No Shit
    April 19, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    I hate what our society has deemed “acceptable” and “normal.”

    Fucking “pregnancy reveals” and “gender reveals” for out-of-wedlock babies being born on the government dole. Is that truly something to celebrate? What in the fuck is there to be happy about? Unmarried, no steady job, living in squalor, and bringing a trophy into the world. Simply magical.

    There was a time when that shit was taboo, and rightly kept on the down low, instead of celebrated and rewarded.

  • !No Senor!
    April 19, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    If you have a business in Brockton and don’t surround it with Jersey barriers you shouldn’t be able to get insurance. Also what’s with launching cars like guided missiles into buildings down there? Is there like a weird gravitational field enveloping Brockton?

  • CrispyC
    April 19, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Send these ratchet fucks back to whatever 3rd world country they came from.

  • Krystal
    April 19, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    You can’t see the car seat in the photos because she tried to hide it and say she was alone…

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    April 19, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Too bad. I liked that MaryLous a lot! Will it re-open soon ya think? As for the peoplevin the car, I don’t give a fuck ….

  • WeRFucked
    April 19, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    If you ever pose for a photo with your middle finger up…. you’re an asshole… period.

    • USS Pueblo
      April 20, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      There is one exception: The crew of the USS Pueblo displayed the “Hawaiian good luck sign” in a photo while in North Korean captivity. Fucking balls.

  • True justice
    April 19, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Not being from brockton, how far was it to the hospital ?he walked /ran there faster than the ambulance? Why not stay there until rescuers come? Why grab the kid who could have a neck injury? So many questions. So many lying trashy losers in brockton, city of embarrassment

    • CrispyC
      April 19, 2019 at 6:47 pm

      Absolutely true. More than anything else in the comments from her ratchet family/friends, the worst part is lying about it being safer to remove the kid. First no way did they beat the ambulance to the hospital they were obviously sitting in the woods because the cops don’t give a fuck enough to lie about this. And second maybe let a medical professional that does this for a job (what’s that says the ratchet fucktards!?) check on the kid for neck injuries before removing the kid from the car. She is sitting there in a neck brace you think the small kid has a stronger neck than Mama Ratchet? Not a chance.

      Does Dada Ratchet have any warrants? Maybe some contraband they didn’t want discovered? I highly doubt he even went to the hospital because if he won’t stick around there and hides in the woods he won’t just go walk into th hospital where cops could find him.

  • Chip Striker
    April 19, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Just blow that animal riddled, shithole of a city up, and do the rest of society a favor.

  • Ray Patriarca
    April 19, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    What a twat !

  • Old Tom Morris
    April 19, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    She seems nice.

  • The angry taint
    April 19, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    What a charming woman, what is the deal with parents today not seat belting their kids? I see it everywhere and across all races and income brackets. Babies on laps in ratchet hondas with bass blowing out eardrums and kids jumping around in land rovers. Don’t get it. Also pitbulls are the problem as well their owners. Show me the yellow lab or Burmese mountain attacks I’ll wait. Almost everyone TV court case involving dog attacks has a pit or pit mix dog in it

  • Hart Ford
    April 19, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Get to the important point! Were any MaryLou’s donuts get hurt? None of these taco sauce losers matter.

    • TheCureForHope
      April 19, 2019 at 4:23 pm

      I liked your humor about the donuts

      But the baby matters, though not much to the parents. Poor child will grow up to rinse & repeat. If he grows up at all.

    • Maverick
      April 19, 2019 at 7:28 pm

      Sooooo you watch trashy daytime court TV

      • The angry taint
        April 19, 2019 at 8:39 pm

        Yea sir! my guilty pleasure

  • Rich
    April 19, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    Build that wall!

  • Randall Guy
    April 19, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    Would.

    • Cute Chick
      April 19, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      You GO RANDALL!!!

    • Randall Guy
      April 19, 2019 at 5:25 pm

      Agreed.

    • Concerned Canadian
      April 19, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      Frig, this time I’m concerned I know what you meant instantly. I’m of the opposite opinion though.

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