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Brockvegas Fertility Queen, Who Thinks Butts Are Good For Her Womb Parasite, Enjoys A Newport 100 While Taking Afternoon Stroll

Isn’t she lovely?

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Oh the Brockton Hub. The land of forgiveness, kindness, and understanding.

Well, unless you’re a nameless street crawler, walking down the street seven months pregnant, ripping butts, in your baby daddy’s shoes of course.

I’m not sure which is more Brockton. The mother hauling them Newports doing the South Side Shuffle orrrrr the broad who snapped the photo. Like, did she just get lucky snapping the perfect ratchet photo or did she have to circle around to get the angles right? Was she frothing at the mouth with excitement to feed this chick to the frenzy of humanitarianism that is The Hub?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I’m not sure which is more dangerous. The newpies or the possible trip hazard she has from wearing her pimp’s slippers.

If you’re interested in reading the delightful 1.5k comments, this work of art garnered, you can pop to it by clicking HERE.

This isn’t the first free-walking toxic incubator we’ve blogged about. Just a few years ago we had another expectant mother barking YOLO at the Brockvegas fair puffing away in spandex and slurping some questionable beverage.

Brockton Fair 2015: Magical Land Of Fires, Gunshots, Robbery, And Pregnant Women Ripping Butts

The thing that really surprised me is the same folks who spent SO much energy making our Brockton Fair Fertility Queen famous were now defending this unnamed contestant!

Look at these hypocritical honey badgers! These people are the ones who usually give no fucks are ACTUALLY going to bat for the rumored druggie prostimom. Are you all smoking crack today too???

Of course we got some of the dirt with a side of sass. Feel free to send in her name.

I’ll give it to you Brockton peeps. You are a rather surprising bunch. It’s pretty much universally known that smoking while pregs makes you a shitty human. Who are we to judge? Oh, I don’t know, the ones who will have our tax dollars pay for this kid’s healthcare.

Is asthma still a thing? 

12 Comment(s)
  • wabbitt
    September 15, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    Phillip Morris. Ha!

  • Wtf
    September 15, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    Boy this is one time I am glad I am old. Jesus if the internet was around when I was pregnant and or had a gaggle of children with me all the time. I ripped parliaments all day. I have since quit. I would have been turtleboy famous for sure. Lol.

  • Me neither
    September 15, 2017 at 7:45 am

    Anyone else remember the last time SSTG wrote an interesting post? Me neither.

    • State Mandate
      September 15, 2017 at 8:39 am

      She’s actually my favorite blogger

      • Me neither
        September 15, 2017 at 3:32 pm

        I used to agree, but this shows lack of effort- as they all are of late. From the easy targets, to the lack of research to provide any additional information, to the post being almost entirely FB screenshots. Very disappointing!

    September 15, 2017 at 1:15 am

    Listen I an smoker. I have 2 gorgeous healthy kids (soul custody of both) and when I was pregnant, the doctors actually tell you not quit smoking! It is too stressful on the fetus. They tell you to cut down. I went from smoking a lil more than a pack a day to maybe 7-10. And my kids were both over 8 5lbs!! Sooo, none of you are actually real doctors, just internet ones! Get off this woman’s ass! If she is using that’s different but to publicly shame her over cigarette! Smh all you SJWs are podcast though right?!! GTFOH!

    • Satan Jones
      September 15, 2017 at 1:29 pm

      You may have sole custody now… but I have soul custody… Mwah ha ha ha….

      (And, before you say “only God can judge”, nope… He’s like the Supreme Court… I’m like the Court of Appeals… There’s this whole thing.)

  • DJ Trump
    September 14, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    The Modern New Englander. 1000%
    There is nooo hope left.
    Street level, the entire region is like one giant trailer park.

    • Sporty turtle rider
      September 14, 2017 at 11:50 pm

      I used to take my dog to get groomed at petsmart in Brockton for convenience. One of the groomers was fully pregnant and each time I was there, she would be in the front of the store smoking cigarettes in her uniform without a care in the world what people thought. It made me sick inside. One day I heard her yell out that she had a bad yeast infection. In front of customers to coworkers. Nasty Brockton trash. Needless to say, I took my business elsewhere.

  • chrissy
    September 14, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    nice post, south shore turtlegirl!

  • The Rant Queen
    September 14, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    Yeah it’s a shitty thing to do to smoke while pregnant, but the habit is pretty hard to break. However, she’s had quite a few months to quit and hasnt so…Anyway, taking her picture and posting it for gossip’s sake is also pretty shitty. Idc if she’s a drug addict or a prostitute. She still has rights, feelings and all that junk. The poster didnt put it online to out her, as the comments prove she’s already pretty well known, they did it for the attention and “likes” and drama. Both bitches are shitty people and hopefully, the child isnt born with lung problems or brain damage. Whatever smoking may cause during fetal development.

  • State Mandate
    September 14, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Smoking while pregnant is obviously not a good idea. I’ve known many who have. The real story should be that the original poster of this Dee Fuentes Semedo is known in Brockton to give this girl and several other addict’s money on the regular. You know because he’s trying to help them. Why would you give a woman money for cigarettes only to photograph her afterwards? His response will be he’s in a monogamous relationship. I know all of this due to my old job. Thing’s that make you go hmmm

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