Isn’t she lovely?
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Oh the Brockton Hub. The land of forgiveness, kindness, and understanding.
Well, unless you’re a nameless street crawler, walking down the street seven months pregnant, ripping butts, in your baby daddy’s shoes of course.
I’m not sure which is more Brockton. The mother hauling them Newports doing the South Side Shuffle orrrrr the broad who snapped the photo. Like, did she just get lucky snapping the perfect ratchet photo or did she have to circle around to get the angles right? Was she frothing at the mouth with excitement to feed this chick to the frenzy of humanitarianism that is The Hub?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I’m not sure which is more dangerous. The newpies or the possible trip hazard she has from wearing her pimp’s slippers.
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This isn’t the first free-walking toxic incubator we’ve blogged about. Just a few years ago we had another expectant mother barking YOLO at the Brockvegas fair puffing away in spandex and slurping some questionable beverage.
The thing that really surprised me is the same folks who spent SO much energy making our Brockton Fair Fertility Queen famous were now defending this unnamed contestant!
Look at these hypocritical honey badgers! These people are the ones who usually give no fucks are ACTUALLY going to bat for the rumored druggie prostimom. Are you all smoking crack today too???
Of course we got some of the dirt with a side of sass. Feel free to send in her name.
I’ll give it to you Brockton peeps. You are a rather surprising bunch. It’s pretty much universally known that smoking while pregs makes you a shitty human. Who are we to judge? Oh, I don’t know, the ones who will have our tax dollars pay for this kid’s healthcare.