Remember last week when the flag nazi butthurt patrol got all juiced up because Gabby Douglas didn’t put her hand over her heart during the National Anthem?
Yea, if you made a big deal about that you should probably go ahead and get over yourself. You don’t love America any more than Gabby Douglas, and quite frankly she has made America a million times greater than you have by commenting about your love of country on your iPhone.
Anyway, all these people who know a guy who served in Iraq and listen to Toby Keith and now think they are the self-appointed defenders of all things patriotic have something else to get fired up about now:
That’s American gold and silver shot putters Ryan Crouser and Joe Kovacs listening to the national anthem……..WITHOUT THEIR HANDS OVER THEIR HEARTS!!!! What are they, communists????!!!! I notice those red sleeves go well with their bleeding hearts!!!
Ya know why these guys don’t have their hands over their hearts? Because it doesn’t matter. You don’t have to put your hand over your heart during the National Anthem. Turtleboy has literally never done it. I stand there and put my arms behind my back while I’m at attention. Guess Turtleboy must be ISIS.
I can already hear the flag nazis Googling the flag code and bringing up the fact that the rules as of 2008 state that you must place your hand on your heart. Newsflash – no one gives a shit about the flag code. If you follow it to a T you are no better of an American than anyone else. You’re just looking for a way to put yourself on a pedestal by putting other people down.
And worst of all, you are no better than any social justice warrior whining about a lack of respect and hurt feelings. If people standing at attention listening to the National Anthem isn’t good enough for you then you are a whiny little bitch looking for something to be offended by. End of story.
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