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Butthurts Whining About This Glorious American Flag Speedo Boston Marthon Runner Are Miserable Human Beings

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So some guy from Ethiopia won the Boston Marathon today, but the real winner was this man right here:

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Murica. Balls to the wall. This is hilarious, and anyone who disagrees is probably a miserable person to be around. Naturally they all came out on Facebook to show their disapproval:
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Seriously people, get over yourselves. It’s freaking great. Plus it’s hot out so it made sense. The worst are the people whining about it disrespecting the flag. These are what I like to call “ring wing butthurts.” They’re the same people who whine about how the left is enforcing PC standards everywhere you look about what you can and can’t say. But they do the same exact thing with the American flag. They live to tell other people what’s disrespectful to the flag and what isn’t.

Like we said back in December when that girl from Foxboro High School caused a stir by posing for her senior picture on a computer simulated picture of an American flag, you can’t have it both ways. You don’t get to complain about whiners and butthurts and then become one yourself with the American flag. I love this country more than ANY of these people, and I think it’s hilarious. As a matter of fact I’m wearing American flag boxer shorts right now and I have a bad case of swamp ass. I must be a terrorist.

And none of these dolts actually served either. But they live to tell you how you’re disrespecting the troops. But according to the only veteran we could find on’s Facebook thread, he doesn’t really seem to give a shit:

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Boom. Roast. Shut up and enjoy life morons.


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11 Comment(s)
  • Buster
    April 19, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    He’s just like all the other attention whores who run this public menace of a race.

  • whatevuh
    April 19, 2016 at 4:34 am

    this is all about “everybody look at me” and that’s all it is, he thinks he’s hot, and wants attention.

  • BobnMic
    April 18, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Jesus H. Christ if my package was that small I would NOT want to show it off. I want girls to laugh with me not at me.

  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 9:53 pm

    Holy shit,it posted

  • Reddog
    April 18, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    I bought a flag at WalMart the other day and it cost $17.76. Thought that was kinda cool

  • Plo
    April 18, 2016 at 4:47 pm

    Turtleboy you’re gay dude

    • Plo
      April 18, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      I’m just saying Turtleboy is enjoying this way too much

  • Wwy
    April 18, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    Boston is the gay capital of the world you gotta expect this,like the st. Patrick’s day parade.

  • fordsnharleys
    April 18, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    One can only wonder what his gender identity is?

    • IKnowShit
      April 18, 2016 at 5:18 pm

      I dunno about his gender, but those manties tell me which bathroom he should be using.

  • IKnowShit
    April 18, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Running needs more of this. It’s all getting too serious.

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