Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom Created A $10K Boobjob GoFundMe, Changed It To A Homeless GoFundMe, Then Plagiarized A Lie From A Viral Video Of A Guy Buying Stuff For The Homeless
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Yesterday we blogged about this Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom running a GoFundMe scam to clothe the homeless, while also begging strangers on suburban Facebook community pages to finance her children’s Christmas:
Renee Stomper was not happy about the blog, and reported us to the Facebook police, as well as messaging us on the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter’s Facebook page:
“Every word you say is false.”
Hunny, they were your words. We just screenshotted them. But we actually missed out on your best GoFundMe scam of them all:
Yup. The $10,000 boobjob GoFundMe. Oops!!
It’s funny how $10,000 was the same number she came up with to clothe the homeless. Almost as if her boobjob campaign failed, and she needed a scam that tugged on the heartstrings more than a free boobjob.
Of course she’s been playing up this “Im here to save the homeless angle” for a week or so now, and brags about how much they appreciate her:
Now get this – that entire story she just posted was plagiarized. Yup. She couldn’t even make up her own lie. She had to steal it from someone else. Renee Stomper claims that she was walking along asking random homeless people what they wanted for Christmas, and then provided it to them. The three things this ratchet Santa Claus delivered? A cheeseburger, a sweatshirt, and a calculator. Now watch this viral video about a guy going around asking the homeless what they want for Christmas and giving it to them:
Oh look, this guy wants a sweatshirt:
This woman wants a burger:
And this guy just so happened to want a calculator so he could budget his money:
Just like her story!! What are the odds??
And just as she claimed she did in real life, the guy in the video delivered on all of them, including the sweatshirt to the guy who just so happened to be in a wheelchair just like the guy she says she ran into in Cambridge:
Sorry Renee, we will not be taking the video down. You are quite possibly the most ratchet scam artist we’ve ever seen. Just to review:
- You tried to guilt a bunch of strangers into paying for your Christmas gifts because you “forgot” to sign up for all the charities
- You have plenty of money for iPhones and tattoos
- You tried to get a free $10K boobjob via a fundraising scam
- When that failed you turned it into a fundraiser to help the homeless
- To make the fundraiser look legit you pretended to be a white knight for the homeless by making up lies about giving them Christmas gifts
- You were so lazy that you couldn’t even make up your own lie and plagiarized it off of a viral video
And for that, you will forever be Turtleboy famous. Don’t wanna end up on a Turtleboy blog? Don’t scam people. Don’t break the law. Don’t make up a fake hate crime. Don’t threaten us wit deformation lawsuits. Don’t disrespect Tom Brady. Don’t poke the turtle.