Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom Created A $10K Boobjob GoFundMe, Changed It To A Homeless GoFundMe, Then Plagiarized A Lie From A Viral Video Of A Guy Buying Stuff For The Homeless

Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom Created A $10K Boobjob GoFundMe, Changed It To A Homeless GoFundMe, Then Plagiarized A Lie From A Viral Video Of A Guy Buying Stuff For The Homeless

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Yesterday we blogged about this Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom running a GoFundMe scam to clothe the homeless, while also begging strangers on suburban Facebook community pages to finance her children’s Christmas:


Renee Stomper was not happy about the blog, and reported us to the Facebook police, as well as messaging us on the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter’s Facebook page:

“Every word you say is false.”

Hunny, they were your words. We just screenshotted them. But we actually missed out on your best GoFundMe scam of them all:

Yup. The $10,000 boobjob GoFundMe. Oops!!

It’s funny how $10,000 was the same number she came up with to clothe the homeless. Almost as if her boobjob campaign failed, and she needed a scam that tugged on the heartstrings more than a free boobjob.

Of course she’s been playing up this “Im here to save the homeless angle” for a week or so now, and brags about how much they appreciate her:

Now get this – that entire story she just posted was plagiarized. Yup. She couldn’t even make up her own lie. She had to steal it from someone else. Renee Stomper claims that she was walking along asking random homeless people what they wanted for Christmas, and then provided it to them. The three things this ratchet Santa Claus delivered? A cheeseburger, a sweatshirt, and a calculator. Now watch this viral video about a guy going around asking the homeless what they want for Christmas and giving it to them:

Oh look, this guy wants a sweatshirt:

This woman wants a burger:

And this guy just so happened to want a calculator so he could budget his money:

Just like her story!! What are the odds??

And just as she claimed she did in real life, the guy in the video delivered on all of them, including the sweatshirt to the guy who just so happened to be in a wheelchair just like the guy she says she ran into in Cambridge:

Sorry Renee, we will not be taking the video down. You are quite possibly the most ratchet scam artist we’ve ever seen. Just to review:

  • You tried to guilt a bunch of strangers into paying for your Christmas gifts because you “forgot” to sign up for all the charities
  • You have plenty of money for iPhones and tattoos
  • You tried to get a free $10K boobjob via a fundraising scam
  • When that failed you turned it into a fundraiser to help the homeless
  • To make the fundraiser look legit you pretended to be a white knight for the homeless by making up lies about giving them Christmas gifts
  • You were so lazy that you couldn’t even make up your own lie and plagiarized it off of a viral video

And for that, you will forever be Turtleboy famous. Don’t wanna end up on a Turtleboy blog? Don’t scam people. Don’t break the law. Don’t make up a fake hate crime. Don’t threaten us wit deformation lawsuits. Don’t disrespect Tom Brady. Don’t poke the turtle.

11 Comment(s)
  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    December 27, 2017 at 3:21 pm

    What a pile of human fecal material. Her fuck trophy kids don’t have a chance with this nasty mustached pig. Before she gets a boob job she should get electrolysis.

  • Janet H.
    December 13, 2017 at 8:36 am

    And that money her son gave the homeless lady most likely went to booze or drugs. Hope she feels great knowing that….

  • John Williams
    December 12, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    This is just as bad as the deaf chick. Mind you, majority of us deaf people are hard workers. Sucks to see one make all of is look lazy.

  • They call me Ponch
    December 12, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    She wants a No-No for Christmas to handle that stache.

  • whatevuh
    December 12, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Well, hey she got $10 out of it LMAO

  • itsjustme
    December 12, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    So lazy she can’t even come up with her own original sob story. As always great detective work.

  • AgingCynic
    December 12, 2017 at 1:59 pm

    Why can’t States stiffen laws against GFM fraud? A message needs to be sent.

    • how bout nah
      December 23, 2017 at 4:32 am

      yay nanny state for the internet!

    • itsjustme
      December 23, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      I agree. GFM should be used for what it’s intended purpose was, extreme cases; severe illness, death, house fires, things of that nature.
      You should have to provide some documentation to GFM before you can start one. I’m sure that will never happen because they think they will lose money but I disagree. I think they would make money because people that me who refuse to donate even to the biggest sob story because you never know if they are real or not. People have used the Boston Marathon tragedy, natural disasters, to make thousands off GFM when it never happened to them.
      Recently TB posted an article of about someone and her sick “son” and it turned out she was using pictures of a another family whose child had died from cancer. I did donate to that family, the real one whose child died, and that is the only time I’ve ever donated to someone I didn’t know personally.

  • The Rant Queen
    December 12, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    *Would type a witty, novel of a rant if she weren’t laughing so goddamn hard*

  • 5HourEnergy'd
    December 12, 2017 at 1:02 pm

    “new boobs!” Hahaha! That’s seriously the greatest name for a GoFundMe. This 10K boobs lady writes like the deaf scamming clam from last week: “Fitchburg Mom Wants You To Pay Her $700 For Car Repairs Covered By Insurance, But Make The Check Out To Landlord And Stop Asking Questions.”

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