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Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom Starts $10,000 GoFundMe To “Clothe The Homeless” While Also Begging Strangers To Pay For Her Kid’s Christmas

Cambridge Fapple Juice Mom Starts $10,000 GoFundMe To “Clothe The Homeless” While Also Begging Strangers To Pay For Her Kid’s Christmas

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Cambridge…..

Oh look, another mom who “forgot” to sign up for the free charity giveaways, and now expects strangers on community pages to finance her children’s Christmas. Shocking.

She claims she can’t get a job like everyone else because she’s constantly on call for her 7 year old son:

And she’s been sharing her unverified sob story pretty much everywhere:

Nea Dolo’s real name is Renee Stomper:

And just five days ago Renee also created this GoFundMe:

Yup. It’s called, “keeping the homeless warm.” And she needs $10,000 to make sure that happens. What’s the back story?

Hello everyone ! My name is Renee and I’m a single mother of two handsome Young boy 14&7 yrs old. We live near central sq in Cambridge ma as you may know if you know the area the population of homeless people in central sq has more then doubled. Last year when my youngest son and I were walking home after school we have to pass central sq, just so happened my son lost his tooth the night before he asked me could we get a hot Choco milk aka hot chocolate with lots of milk from dunks. I said yes and brought him begot his donut but didn’t want hot cocoa. As we left Dunkin donut he gave all his change from $5.00 to the homeless lady opening the door for change. He gave her $3.60 she said thanks so much and tells me good job. As we walk away my son says god bless miss! So the reason for me maken this gofundme to raise money to buy hats gloves food gift cards ext to pass out till new years with my sons! Anything will help. Just trying to keep the homeless warm!

Oh yea, this story checks out. She brings her kid to Dunkins, he uses a $5 bill to buy a hot chocolate, and then he gives the change to the homeless woman who naturally was acting as the unofficial doorman. That definitely happened. And consequently she’s decided to go full Mother Theresa. Except Mother Theresa didn’t beg strangers for $10,000 while simultaneously asking other strangers to finance her children’s Christmas.

She’s really been selling this whole, “I found Jesus and I’m all charitable now” shtick on the Facebook machine:

“God bless you honey he says to me.”

“Here homie merry xmas. He said thanks hun ad god bless opened it up and broke it in half shared with his boy.”

“I do do these things.”

See guys? You should totally give to her cause since she donates to the homeless all the time. She saved a homeless guy and his kid from starvation. They thank her all the time for it. She DOES do these things. Swear to God. Even ask her and read her Facebook page!!

She might not have money for Christmas, but as is the case with 99% of GFM trap queens, she’s got plenty of cash for iMachines and tattoos for duck faced bathroom selfies:

She eats out at those fancy restaurants where it looks like the cookie monster blew his load all over your $50 dinner of six pieces of sliced up vegetable:

And she’s totally trustworthy. After all, she graduated from Harvard Law:

She’s already purchased the headware of champions for her children:

She’s always looking to get the newest pair of Jordan’s:

She seems to think that her nonexistent employer should pay for her parental leave:

She’s wise beyond her years, and understands that “you never ‘loose’ a bitch by chasen that paper”:

And of course she subscribes to the ratchet philosophy that “only God can judge”:       

So yea, buyer beware. Some people have suggested that this is a scam under her posts, and for that they’ve been blocked or chastised for being mean.

“How do you know it’s a scam?”  

Ummmmm….because I’m not a fucking idiot like you?


41 Comment(s)
  • clown!
    December 12, 2017 at 6:20 am

    My compassionate side: This poor girl obviously had a difficult childhood, hence she moved all the way here to escape her demons. All she really wants is Daddy-approval, but she has no idea how to get it because she has zero social skills. Poor baby!

    My realist side: Stop spending money on tattoos and get a fucking job. Get two if you have to. I don’t want to hear this shit.

    • criminal mind
      December 12, 2017 at 8:01 am

      she’s too far gone criminal mind criminal mentality criminal masterminding

      next stop, state prison

      or at least stints for check forgery lol

  • But wait...there's more!
    December 12, 2017 at 2:06 am

    I was waiting for this. I saw the FauxFundMe posted on at least 4 different yard sale pages. I was really curious as to how one went from “Harvard Law Grad” to “Internet stick-up artist” ….The very first post on her profile was a Facebook fundraiser for *drum roll* …..New Boobs. $10,000 new boobs at that. Remarkably, that post and all the begging posts have been either hidden from public view or she had the presence of mind to remove them, but since it’s the internet nothing ever really goes away….especially if you’re quick with a screenshot. Tsk tsk.

    • ily
      December 12, 2017 at 7:58 am


  • Joe C.
    December 11, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    Yet another example of the perils of miscegenation.

    • JoeC is CarloB in a parallel universe
      December 12, 2017 at 1:09 am

      Right, because you NEVER see all-white people pulling these stunts, ever, on TBS or elsewhere…

      Nice use of a big word, though.

  • SatansGiantCock
    Heat Miser
    December 11, 2017 at 8:21 pm

    I usually send $100 to Childrens Hospital at Xmas time, but after reading this heartbreaking story I decided to donate to Nea Dolo’s GFM instead. I know $100 can’t buy the laces on a pair of AIr Jordan’s, but maybe she can get the boys two new Bulls SnapBack hats? It feels really good to help people in need. Merry Christmas!

  • derrr
    December 11, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    i feel like such a n00b

    took me bout an hour to puzzle together the origin of Fapple Juice 🙂

    and i still can’t solve the mystery of why i can’t be asking a certain miss Wanda
    why there are female slaves in her basement 😐

  • junkman
    December 11, 2017 at 7:31 pm

    she looked good at first in a hot slutty skank kind of way but after seeing the duck-face pic with long hair, glasses and horse jaw.. not so much.

    Plain jane with bad skin and has drugs to thank for being fashionably thin, that’s one ugly loser woman, some guy will have her as a ball and chain around his ankle. Relationships are over rated, women are over rated, sex is over rated, a coffee and a smoke and good morning dump are waayyyyy under rated.

    • DJ Trump
      December 11, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      Truer words never spoken my man.

  • Finn
    December 11, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Isn’t the whole idea of being charitable is to be humble about it? It’s tacky to brag about your do-goodery.

    Lastly, if you have to start a GFM to be charitable, you probably are *not* in a position to do so. Volunteer your time instead. Giving away other people’s money is bit too easy.

    • derrr
      December 11, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      the braggadocio is fluffing the scam audience into believing she has the heart of Christ
      pretty scary brilliant actually

  • ElJefe72
    December 11, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    I guess that could be an old photo of her and her kids, but ain’t no way that they’re 14 and 7 yrs old.

  • Phil
    December 11, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    This websites a fuckng embarassment, how am I STILL getting the “congratulations, you won an Iphone” redirect??? I’ve tried to view 2 blogs today no less than 3 times each and got kicked off each time. For fucks sake address the problem, its only been going on for 2 years…

    • Gina
      December 11, 2017 at 7:06 pm

      I just downloaded an ad blocker app… picked the first free one that came up (I think it’s the Norton one) And it worked. I can finally read this site without all the fricken redirects!

      • derrr
        December 11, 2017 at 7:16 pm

        it’s like an IQ test and all those bitching have clearly failed it

        • derrr
          December 11, 2017 at 7:21 pm

          (in Phil’s case for 2 years it would appear)

        • Phil
          December 11, 2017 at 11:57 pm

          It would “appear” you’re a fucking nerd. Sorry clown but this is the only website in the history of me using the internet that its ever happened on so I haven’t needed it before. I’ll be sure to look into it though, and nice analogy regarding the IQ test, makes a ton of sense. Kill yourself.

          • derrr
            December 12, 2017 at 12:09 am

            it would “appear” you need to calm the fuck down

      • JJ Cale
        December 11, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        Same here Gina. Got fed up last night and got a free one. No more fucking ads!

    • The truth
      December 11, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Called Adblock. Learn how to use internet

  • Weebs
    December 11, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    Based on her writing skills, she may be retarded.

  • TJB
    December 11, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    Shave that moustache.

  • Hughbo Mont
    December 11, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Looks like she has a budding Vokestache.

  • Rstomper@Yahoo. Com
    December 11, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    Wow people really have no lives posting pics from a i cant get into . posting sneakers that i reposted. And saying i eat fancy lol the funny thing is i made that sushi at yoki 4 yrs ago when i worked there oh yea and so much money for tattoo that i got 12 yrs ago and to it off im begging people for help with xmas .in life all i qas ask for help cause i havent been able to work . who ever wrote. This artical i would love for you to contact me personaly and just come spend one day with me . i bet you would be sayin sorry within 5 min . im going to go to city hall and find out if this is even legal because your artical is trash and lies im sorry i put 10000 to help the homeless i honestly didnt know what to put nvr made a gfundme

    So pls writer contact me asap

    • *quick curbstomp*
      December 11, 2017 at 3:10 pm

      no romp for you!

    • citypoint
      Stan the man
      December 11, 2017 at 4:44 pm

      Just a wild guess but you didn’t take ANY English classes at Harvard. Did you?

    • Amanda Mori
      December 11, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      FU!!!! I’m reporting u!!!!

    • Finn
      December 11, 2017 at 5:42 pm

      You didn’t go to Harvard. Trust me. This I know.

    • itsjustme
      December 11, 2017 at 6:42 pm

      How come you could work four years ago when your “very strong special needs” (whatever that means) son was only three but you can’t work now because you have to sit around waiting in case the school calls?
      My suggestion if you’re really in need is create a new fb account and use a picture of a black person, and add Didi as a friend. You can use the same sob story and within minutes crazy white women who for some reason feel bad about what their ancestors may or may not have done hundreds of years ago will start sending you money, no questions asked.
      It’s mind boggling I know, but it is really happening. You just have to pretend that you hate those some nice white people who give you money. If you play your cards right you might even get a tropical vacation from them.

      • derrr
        December 11, 2017 at 7:38 pm


        • derrr
          December 11, 2017 at 7:42 pm

          okay so just read it, was actually pretty good

          add a lil white space and you’re golden

          • itsjustme
            December 12, 2017 at 12:59 am

            Are you saying I should add a line between paragraphs like we did in elementary school so it is easier for you to read?

          • derrr
            December 12, 2017 at 1:19 am

            add a line between paragraphs like we did in elementary school so it is better looking.

    • The truth
      December 11, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      You need to be adult. Work. Live within your means. Be a adult. Carry on

    • John Barker
      December 12, 2017 at 9:14 am

      You should go on TurtleBoy live,if they ask You too. It’s so unfair what they have done to You. I’ve listened to their podcasts and it always clears things up…

    • TortugaNino
      December 12, 2017 at 10:00 am

      Just when I think I can no longer be surprised,… BOOM, “artical”. You stupid, stupid, creature.

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 11, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    She’d have money for her kids’ gifts if she hadn’t wasted it on tattoos!

    As for the homeless, I’d rather pay to have them move to a warmer climate where all you need is a t-shirt, a pair of shorts and a pair of 99 cent flip-flops.

  • vic
    December 11, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    Nasty. Would. Not. Touch.

    • blahahahaha
      December 11, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      even the Cookie Monster would not

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