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Can We Stop Being Surprised Every Time President-Elect Trump Says Crazy Shit He Doesn’t Really Mean On Twitter?

It boggles Turtleboy’s mind that people still act surprised when Donald Trump says crazy shit on Twitter.

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Everyone’s been buzzing about President-Elect Donald Trump chiming in on Twitter with his thoughts about Flaggate over at Hampshire College:

Obviously this is an insane and ridiculous thing to say. Everyone knows that burning the flag is a constitutionally protected act of free speech, despite the fact that it means you’re a self-centered attention whore.

But why are people acting surprised that Trump would tweet something like this? Where have you been living the last 18 months? This is what he does. He says crazy shit that he doesn’t even really mean without thinking. He’ll change his mind in a day or two, just like he did with his promise that he would prosecute Hillary Clinton, ban all Muslims, and put up a big ass wall. Everyone with a brain knew none of those things were actually gonna happen.

Speaking of Hillary Clinton, the failed presidential candidate actually sponsored a bill in 2005 that would’ve made flag burning illegal. It was right around the time that she spoke out against gay marriage as a Senator. But I guess it’s only crazy when Trump says meaningless words on Twitter, rather than a United States Senator sponsoring an actual real-life bill that would do the same exact thing.

Honestly, Trump is a businessman. And right now he’s in the business of getting re-elected in 2020. He saw that the biggest reason he was elected was the disgust Americans felt by watching the anti-American behavior from the people who oppose him the most. That’s why Turtleboy firmly believes that he did this as a trap he was setting for SJW’s. He KNEW he could bait them into burning the American flag on video:

And he KNEW when those middle-of-the-road Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and Michigan voters saw stuff like this, they’d want to vote for him again in 2020. Sheep gonna sheep.

My question is, are we gonna do this whole “Trump said something crazy” thing for four years? Because it’s already pretty old and tired. President Trump is going to say some crazy shit that will blow your mind. And you’re gonna be like, “wow, that’s fucking crazy!!” But nothing is crazier than the fact that he became President in the first place, despite the fact that he’s already said so much crazy shit during the campaign.

THAT is crazy. But it happened. And now we just have to live with the fact that a grown up child with a Twitter account is the President. Stop freaking out when he says crazy shit, because we all know he can’t actually follow through on any of these things. Our founding fathers designed the executive branch to be the weakest of the three. And they did it primarily because they realized that someday Donald Trump could be POTUS. So just chill out everyone, no one is going to jail for burning a flag.


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19 Comment(s)
  • Jack Mehoff
    November 30, 2016 at 9:37 pm

    The liberal twits loosely using the term Fascist have no clue what it means. Look in the mirror while you shout you morons.

  • Twat tickler
    November 30, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    Flag burning is disgusting and inflammatory. That being said, it’s unfortunately free speech. More local jurisdictions and municipalities need to enact laws discouraging the burning of shit in public, because they’re threatening public safety. That’s how to grab these assholes by the balls.

  • Reddog
    November 30, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    I saw on the internet that the terrible fires in Tennessee may have been caused by people burning flags. It must be true,right?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    November 30, 2016 at 5:36 pm

    I really enjoy how Trump plays the media and all the liberal mental midgets. Gets them all riled up, they do and say stupid things and 2020 is in the bag. The media just has no clue how to handle him so they keep digging the hole deeper. For fucks sake, their savior Shillery actually tired to pass a law to this effect, but that was different.

  • Titiho
    November 30, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    lol turtleboy you just don’t get it, hes always one step ahead of you idiots , in your case 2. See all of your comrades(you are a registered demoKKKrat)burning the flag? DemoKKKrat party = toxic un American coastal elitist party.

  • WormtownorBust
    November 30, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Trump is trolling all of you and you don’t even realize it.

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 30, 2016 at 4:54 pm

      Trump is grabbing them by their pussies and they don’t know it. These next 8 years are gonna rock!!

      • WormtownorBust
        November 30, 2016 at 5:48 pm

        Keep the shiv sharpened.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      November 30, 2016 at 5:36 pm

      Agreed. Liberal tears are something I never get tired of.

      • Liberal Tears are Delicious
        December 1, 2016 at 8:56 am

        Because they are so delicious.

  • hqyq
    November 30, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    I hope you’re right, but every conversation about the separation of powers in the U.S. government assumes that he won’t just seize absolute power. Which he could very well attempt with a base as rabid as his. Should that day come I hope that even the commenters here will agree that he needs to be stopped!

    • Duke Westwood
      November 30, 2016 at 2:02 pm

      Is this the rabid base that has been blocking traffic and burning shit ever since November 9? I don’t recall him saying “I don’t need Congress’ approval, I have a pen and I have a phone.” But that does sound familiar… Do you know who said that?

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 30, 2016 at 4:55 pm

      Nah…but we can all agree you’re a pussy.

    • Titiho
      November 30, 2016 at 5:16 pm

      Because of usurper Barry Soetro’s addition of 10 trillion to the national debt, we may have no choice. The Kenyan may very well go down as the worst leader in world history period.

  • fordsnharleys
    November 30, 2016 at 1:51 pm

    We need some dumbass scientist to say that burning flags contributes to global warming. They should just paint flames on them and wave ’em.

    • Paul Larson
      November 30, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      T&G does not suck… You do… Pffft…

      Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

      Worcester Telegram & Gazette

      Dear Mr. Larson,

      July 2, 2012


      Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
      Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

      Chris Sinacola
      Editor of the Editorial Pages

      Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

      Paul Larson

  • White Pride White Power
    November 30, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    LOL liberal turtle boy. Shut the fuck up. If you don’t like whag the president says feel free to leave the country.

  • President Matt
    November 30, 2016 at 11:59 am

    In answer to the headline question:


    The persons masquerading as journalist literally have nothing better to do. They with fall for Pres Trump’s bait every time. The victory lap starting in Ohio will have dozens of Democrat loyalist burning our flag and the smoke will choke off any chance the Democrats have of returning to power.

  • Madman Sports
    November 30, 2016 at 11:51 am

    But we are going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it! Trump is a MADMAN

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