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We pretty much accept anyone’s friend request when using the company page – Clarence Woods Emerson. At some point someone accepted a friend request from a local rapper named Joe Buccelli from Southbridge. And if you’re an aspiring white rapper from Southbridge, there’s a 1,000% chance we’re gonna watch your video. Honestly, I can’t figure out if it’s hilariously bad, or if I actually love it:
I’m not gonna lie, that’s way better than Drake. Makes me sad we don’t have the Turtleboy Live show anymore. This would be a great lead in song. I mean, the production quality itself is second to none. Live from his bedroom spitting nothing but hot fire. Can’t help but respect that.
From the looks of his Facebook page he appears to be a veteran?
This can’t be real. Is he really a veteran? Please tell me he is, because that would be the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. How have we never found this wigtacular Southbridge rapper until now? Oh, and he likes ice skating:
And filming junkies in their natural environment:
Eat your heart out 2$moke.
73 Comment(s)
What’s worse than rap music?
Rap music from a sissy sailor attention whore. Glad sumbode understands this is bad.
Thanks for disrespecting a veteran u fucking loser I bet u also kneel when they play The National Anthem !!!!!!
O ya u also featured him in a different blog of a guyvu from dudley who beat up his girlfriend. He said $[m4yup
Josh crumbie? I remember the story about Pat Cote who beat his girl up bad and he was from Dudley and they mentioned his friend Josh Crumbie,
I mean Josh Crombie, not crumbie. I think I need more clues lmao
Come on guyyyyysssss. I just got my best lipo a b day botox to go with my fake rack. I’m so American with them wrapped around my fake cans, but you’re not paying enough attention to me. Don’t you know who my Boyfriend is?!
Would you please just fucking say it? Name begins with a blank and rhymes with blank. Something like that.
Thank you!!
i finally figured it out the person is constantly referencing Mindy Robinson person who’s always promoting herself on turtles facebook? reason we don’t get the joke we are not FB people lol
You know how they separate the men sailors from the boy sailors don’t cha?
…with a cro-bar.
I’m not a rap fan – but I kinda like him. He’s just doing his thing and unlike that dumb ginger, he’s not harassing the police and collecting Google trophies.
I also like him because it looks like he and his brother have their shit together (both are veterans) and he’s passionate about the stuff he does.
Rock on brother,
Finn
Hi Finn,
How are you today?
Eyes over here big guy. Eyes over here.
Sorry Kevi not intersted. You seem like a hillbilly rock and a case of beer kinda guy where Finn is more refined. Finn seems more sensitive, a Merlot and soothing pan flute sort of gentleman.
You have it all wrong. I don’t even shovel my own driveway. I like to swing a golf club once in a while but that’s it for sports. I’m a renaissance man. I can make my own wine with leftover fruit, a little sugar, and a trash bag.
Guess your comments are only approved when you are the ex porn star side piece of a retired MMA fighter. *slowly drapes American Flag across my fake Tits to make me feel relevant * 😀 😀
I thought that there was an understanding that what happened in prison stayed in prison. I had no idea that I was being filmed!
I can’t believe my boys a PEDOPHILE! What proof does Turtlrboy got?
He’s definitely not, hence the lawsuit.
If he not then why does it say in Worcester Magazine that he molested a 10 year old boy?
They don’t have proof. Why they’re being sued. It never happened. Talib has the $ and lawyer’s too. *slowly drapes American flag across my fake tits and bleached hair whilst I scream, “Don’t you know who my Boyfriend Is?! ” insert pout. This is when the other douche pretends he’s a HA and sends threatening messages. Comical. Just sayin’..waiting on those blogs, or is Fran busy?
Don’t use the word “whilst”. You’re not from England.
You have no idea where I’m from so shut your cunt mouth
Is Talib Kweli really a kid toucher? He should be fucking shot!
There’s been a lot of false claims made about this guy lately including one recently that stated that he was world famous.
If you repeat that you will be sued even if you sarcastically say that you read it on turtleboy so it must be true. You’re just a WordPress edit away from that. I read that in Worcester Magazine so it must be true.
I went 2 skool wit Joe. Yes he is a sailor.happy for him. Thanks for ur service.
Feel bad he was mad short for his age i used to pick on him, i culd fit him in a locker.
He played pop warner. N for s-bridge. Pioneers 2.
He was good kid. Funny. Didnt c rap video yet. Just read a lil bit of article cuz i recognize the name.
Thanks for ur service Joe.
This man ain’t ever picked on me!! I was short but NOBODY EVER PICKED ON ME!! Lol You didn’t put me in a locker!! I could fit in a locker so I would just hop in em!! Lol I used to look up to you back in the day at the B&G club!! Hahah You were the man then and you still are homie!! Much love Vlad!! Ya already kno fammo!! Lol ❤️
Come on joe….. U knw u were picked onin mary e wells remember? I wasnt only1 there were other ppl who picked on u 2
Lmao Bro I was never picked on!! Bahah You got the wrong one! Lmao I had an army behind me bro! Come on now! Lol Nobody fucked wit me!! For real!! Lmao
put it in my ass
Blocking my comments. ..good luck. Your friend from the Devils page is not anonymous. If you have nothing to hide stop blocking. Didn’t your Mama ever teach you not to trust ANYONE
I suppose you’re getting blocked in the comments section on the womag story that covered this too. You’re completely full of shit you lousy tease.
Right. ..I’ll be waiting for the blog about Talib and about the Barstool scandal. . *drapes American flag over my fake Tits and brags about banging an ex MMA fighter * makes me feel better about not getting a good education 😀
Seriously scraping the bottom of the barrel by going through your friends list to see who you can make fun of. This used to be a fun blog, but lately it’s been kind of lame.
nah, I come here for prime cuts of Central MA culture like this, that’s how it’s always been. Lmao this kid actually has talent
Yes he is a veteran trust me I’m his Dad !!!!!!
They deleted all my comments here. That should tell you all you need to know. Kids are off limits. Just sayin’
Oh, but I do …:D Nothing to hide either seeing as I’m using my real Addy. Just sayin’
I don’t understand why when I asked where Finn had been because I like him I got butt raped by the entire comment section?
So rude, that really hurt.
Details please. Take your time and be as descriptive as possible
No response to the lawsuit filed by Talib? Every other lawsuit has been blogged about. No blog about the recent Barstool scandal? Just sayin’
Please do share, if you wouldn’t mind. I am curious to know what your talking about
Dear Hmmm,
TB in the past has slammed Barstool every chance that they could get. Now that a huge scandal has broken out at Barstool that made People magazine and the NY Times they’re quiet? ??? Similar voices between NSTB and the chic from Barstool. Like nails on a chalkboard. They have blogged about every other law suit, but not Talib? Things that make you go hmmmm. “Just Sayin'” interesting that all bloggers names are being promised to be released. Good luck with that. “You reap what you sew and you sew what you reap. You’re only as big as the secrets you keep. ” This is my last comment. Good luck 😀
Good thing I wasn’t expecting much because you were kind of making it sound like you had something
Oh, but I do …:D
Don’t trust anyone, thank you for responding to my question. I did not know anything about the barstool. Not being sarcastic at all. And yes they have blogged about every other law suit so why not tell us about this one.
Google. Talib Kweli V.S. TB. As far as Barstool goes the NY Times had it front page, People Magazine, but not TB. …hmmm
Anonymous, thanks for the info.. just read about it.
Dear Hmmm, how was that nothingburger Don’t Trust Anyone just served you? Mine was bland
An unconfirmed lawsuit created on a wordpress document? I could create one of those in less time than it takes Billy to wipe Walter’s product off his face. You’re intentionally diluting the comment section and creating page views for a local corpse that inexplicably survived #metoo.
Walter tells Billy how to do his hair and what to wear to work. He has his very own WordPress doc saved to a personal computer at home in case he gets fired.
Prove me wrong then. Let me see a blog about the Barstool scandal as well as the Talib lawsuit. Then I will shut up (pinky swear. ) I’m waiting. …
Nice paradox. Deliver something of substance. I’ll eat shit and thank you for it -pinky swear.
I can’t because they keep blocking my comments 😀 wonder why
Post it in the comments section of the story I referenced above on that publication’s website. If this comment doesn’t make it to the board I’ll take that as proof enough but if you can read this comment on TB and I don’t find your where I asked you to post then that confirms what I already knew.
Trying, being blocked left and right. Should I take these REAL flags that I have from my family actually and drape them across my REAL Tit’s as an AVI, or nah? 4 family members for the record. I’ve also never suckered dick for $$$ so it’s a win, win for me .Let those blogs hit and I’ll shut up. ..know what I’m sayin’
Two sites hate one another but are united in their goal of never showing your comments that have actual content but allow all the fluff to get through. Sounds legit
Not bad but not great…. better than Tony Deyoung dick.
Not hard to be better than Deyoung
He’s actually pretty good!
Seems like a funny dude. OK in my book
He looks & sounds like a constipated retarded person. I hate his face. Why does he keep putting it up against the camera lens like he’s about to eat it? Damn. Also, what’s with his hand movement? He keeps poking & touching his face, pointing, flailing…
I guess the music was catchy, and the first 2’s lyrics werent terrible, from what I could understand- but I couldn’t for the life of me understand ANY of what he was saying in the third video. If he’s really a veteran, that’s outrageous.
I dont like this guy, I think Tony “Prime time” Deyoung is a much better up and comer. Actually, I would love to man massage Tony D with my hot horny lips until he wrote a new bomb lyrical time peice all over my face with his monkey cheese. But I am sure I am one of many and woulds have to get in line. A man can dream though!
Mass love from the A1 Total Monkey Cheese Monger,
Finn
Keep trying to be someone your not. You can take peoples screen names and use them as your own. You have accomplished so much in life. Finn got to you that bad lmao!
Yeahhhh bitchhhh!!! YA BOY IS FUCKIN LIT UNLIKE YA COMPUTER SCREEN TALK HOE!! RANT BITCH!! HAHAH ❤️
Guessing he is legit and good to go too.
He actually wasn’t that bad as far as shithole town aspiring rappers go.
Leo trailerparkio?
Anyone know if Jay from those Jay and Silent Bob movies ever date anyone from the Southbridge area?
yes this guy is a veteran. but only cause when they were bringing him up on drug charges he was already in his terminal window to get out of the navy. it was cheaper to let him leave them get him for the drugs. he was one of the most useless sailors i have ever met!
Nahhh BBB!! Hahah How you gone just lie like that!! Lmao Ya boy was on a straight come up in the Navy and I ain’t got brought up in drug charges dumb fuck!! Lmao I already know who you are!! You the scumbag fam!! In the Navy for 10 years and only made it to E 5!! Hahah You we’re shit then and you still ain’t!! And you a weirdo ass dude!! Ya whole fuckin division was wit ya boyyy!! Cuz I had the fuckin sauce!! I had orders to the fuckin USS Constitution! Lmao Tell me how you get them orders by being a shit bag!? Lmao Smh! Your a fool BROCK ROBERTS!! Lmao Dumbass boy!! But please run ya mouth some more so I can put you in ya place again!! You a goofy ass boy!! I swear!! ✊✊
I tried putting that through google translate and all it did was say English detected. Can anyone help?
The video is actually very good. Good flow, good rhythm, kept with the beats