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Cape Cod Area DCF Moms Organize “DCF Kidnapped My Crotch Fruits” Protest At Statehouse On Wednesday And Legendary Ratchet Gina Giovangelo Might Be Going


This is Shelli Botello.

She’s a local Mom who’s had enough with the epidemic of state sponsored kidnapping of crotch fruits and is leading a protest tomorrow at the Statehouse to protest DCF corruption.

Newsflash – if you think DCF taking your kids is a form of kidnapping it’s because you’re a full fledged ratchet and don’t even realize it. Normal people don’t have their crotch fruits taken from them by DCF. Some of the biggest deadbeats in this state are allowed to keep their semen demons. You have to go full Bristol Blarney and neglect or abuse your kids over the period of several years in order to finally get them “kidnapped” from you. And if you were one of the 90+ Cape Cod area residents she tagged in that post, it’s probably not a good thing. So I briefly took a gander at the list and one name rang a bell.

Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo is arguably the hottest mess to ever cross the Bourne Bridge. Read all about her here. But her ratchet resume includes:

  • Killing a woman while drunk driving in 2010
  • Running away from the cops while taking a cigarette break outside during her arraignment
  • Getting knocked up after getting out of jail
  • Immediately violating probation by posting pictures of herself boozing on Vine
  • Spent the entire $200K she won in a personal injury lawsuit before killing a woman
  • Having a warrant put out for her arrest after she was pulled over for driving (she has no license) and gave the cop a fake ID
  • Getting knocked up and beginning the process of getting ready to be a mother while 8 months pregnant and begging for free baby clothes on Facebook
  • Having another warrant out for her arrest after leaving her treatment center to get high while 8 months pregnant
  • Being seen doing junkie jams in Boston while on the run from the cops


So if you’re looking for a chick with loose morals then hit up the Boston Common tomorrow at noon for this protest, because it’s like shooting a fish in a barrel.


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53 Comment(s)
    July 30, 2020 at 6:56 am

    This is totally awesome! I love kicking young women when they are down, trying to rebuild their lives. Why not? They’re easy targets and it’s easy to pick them apart. So much fun. Makes me feel like a real man too!

    Let’s face it, DCF is perfect and beyond reproach.

    My little turtle penis is throbbing just thinking about abusing these once broken women. I take extreme pleasure in keeping these ratchets in their place!

  • Mass & Cass Report
    July 29, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Fleestone light was a legit smoke back in her day. Even in that pic of her getting arrested in the purple dress, damn she had to make a killing that day. Probably had gallons of cum dripping out of her. Im sure she’s probably back out there on the mile, frolicking in the new lounge area on mass ave. Yes they have lounge chairs and shaded tents for the junkies. Arrive early because by 8am its fucking packed down there. Waiting line spilled out around the block down on atkinson st. Theres also a large contingment holed up on melinda cass blvd waiting to be called into the waiting line.

  • Judge dread
    July 29, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    moms who don’t give a fuck rally. abortion. milfs. whatever, awesome. i will escort them too and fro.

  • Southie changed but I didnt
    July 29, 2020 at 11:37 am

    TB. Your reporting on these stories is where you truly shine. I’d love to get a dollar amount of how much a Rachet like her has cost Society( government paid drug treatment, imprisonment, welfare benefits, DCF cost to pay for her children, free legal counsel) not including the loss of an innocent life

  • Lemon Squeezy
    July 29, 2020 at 7:22 am

    If anyone was looking for easy pussy today thank the turtle

  • Flippina Wilson
    July 28, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    DCF done kidnapped my meal ticket!

  • Bob Murchison
    July 28, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    My scrotum is turning blue again.

  • Right or Left hand either one
    July 28, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    Seriously. Don’t touch these women. They are ugly. Your right or left hand will be much better.

  • Robertpwilliams
    July 28, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    Gina will not be out of jail till next september

  • Don’t Dip
    July 28, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    To the women mentioned in this article. Close your legs. And to the guys banging these chicks, keep your zipper up even if these chicks to continue to spread their legs. Never dip your wick in crazy.

  • North of the Border
    July 28, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    Taking one look at these skanks, and I can feel my junk melting off my body.

  • Biggest Loser
    July 28, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    I sorta feel bad for all the regular Turtle riders here posting about going there with some cash to try and get a blow job.
    Do you have any idea how big of a fucking loser and gross you must be to need to pay a DCF mom to even touch you?
    Try leaving you basement and getting a job and maybe you’ll meet a real live girl haha.

  • Be wary of DCF
    July 28, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Before we defend DCF, recall the case a few years ago when DCF literally kidnapped an adolescent woman from her family’s chosen hospital and demanded that she undergo their preferred medical course of treatment in Connecticut — if I recall correctly. Jeff Kuhner spent a lot of time fighting DCF on this one. Frightening case.

    • Try Again
      July 30, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Ummmmm the hospital doctors called DCF based on what they thought was abuse. They just didn’t appear out of nowhere.

  • Lighten up
    July 28, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    Lighten up, girls just wanna have fun. That’s what they really waaaaaaant, oh girls they just wanna have fu-un.

  • Captain Trips
    Ted Bundy
    July 28, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    I’m gassing up the VW for a drive there right now!

    Crowbar – check
    Fake cast – check
    Handcuffs in the VW – check

    See you there!

    • Bill Cosby
      July 28, 2020 at 7:35 pm

      Need any ludes???

      • North of the Border
        July 28, 2020 at 7:39 pm

        Wait, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 28, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    Get rid of DCF! Defund the cops! It won’t bother me. When the criminals start freely killing the SJWs and DCF addicts I’ll be fine! I’m stocked up on well maintained guns and fresh ammo!

    Bring it on baby!

    • All Immigrants Are Rapists
      July 28, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      We can make generalizations too

  • Bristol Blarney needs her shirt!
    July 28, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    I hope someone records this! Raspy methadone voices, cigarette stained fingers, Redbull and misspelled signs. Some will be off giving $20 blowies some will be nodded out and some will be fighting. Once again these cum dumpsters will forget the purpose was the children. How many will be pregnant again?

  • Fear Mask
    July 28, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    This is a real quandary. Who do I root for? The incompetent state SWAT team (social workers and therapists) with gender studies degrees, or trashy drug addicts who can’t remember which kid belongs to which baby daddy? I’ll wait and see what Tall Deval has to say.

  • Oliver Sutton
    July 28, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Why is Giovangelo not in Framingham?
    I bet she sucks Tawanda’s stanky pussy real nice. And Shaniqua’s. And Latoya’s. And Femina’s…..

  • Bob Murchison
    July 28, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Shelli is a big time yes.A par three if you will.

  • Dees nutz
    July 28, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    I’m bringing a fifty dollar bill, and asking hottest girl there and down if they want to come cool off in my AC car around the corner. how many girls do I have to ask till one comes and gives me a blowie for that 50 bucks? I’m thinking first one, any takers??

    • Washashore
      July 28, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      Don’t overpay. In Hyanus you can get a BJ Ffor $ 20…

    • Southie changed I didn’t
      July 29, 2020 at 11:22 am

      Pro tip: hide your phone. Wallet. Earbuds and cigarettes before you let these 20 dollah whores in your car. They will steal anything that isn’t locked down

  • Mumbles Menino
    July 28, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Defund Welfare now

    • mizzbigbooty92688
      Lost Cause
      August 2, 2020 at 9:05 am

      She doesn’t get welfare of she doesn’t have custody of her children. Instead tax payers pay foster parents who beat, rape, molest,starve,etc etc these poor kids. There are very few good foster homes but most foster parents do it for our tax paying dollars and they get a big fat check every month for taking these kids in. She can’t get any assistance without having custody of them

  • Calm WhiteDad
    July 28, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Thank you TB. These junkies are my favorite.

    Short money for raw dawg deposits.

    Thanks again.

    July 28, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    Ty TB! These families don’t deserve rights like normal people. All these whores are guilty because we send out educated women with community college associate degrees to make a decision if their kids should be taken away for ever. Business is booming here on the Cape and our DCF numbers are growing. Creating jobs and opportunity for normal people who happen to be family relations . These “mothers ” are jokes. The can’t even afford attorneys and it’s our word against theirs. Who do these whores think they are? We are the state. Our word is law. Just like the state police, we are above the law and how dare these uneducated bitches question our motives and authority. We are the law and since when has any Massachusetts state agency ever done anything criminal or questionable? Good investigative reporting TB! The upstanding educated gals at DCF thank you! (BTW, please don’t check our time sheets or reveal how much we make. Or the many reports of bribes, etc. Just like the staties, we are here to help these whores! We are happy to help! )

    BTW, Need a favor or know someone who needs a good secure state job? Call me 😉


    • mizzbigbooty92688
      August 2, 2020 at 9:21 am

      You must have lost count of how many children have died in dcf care/ custody. DCF is complete bullshit. You take the kid/kids from shitty parents to put them with even shittier parents. Just because somebody has a clean background check and good credit doesn’t mean their not closet assholes and take these kids in for a paycheck. DCF does no investigation into these foster homes. The state doesn’t know what’s really going on. I know foster parents that get high and shoot dope or get shit faced everyday. But as soon as dcf comes out for a visit they clean the house up and act normal. It’s not that hard to play the role for a check. It’s absolutely disgusting. DCF is a fukn joke. and by all means I’m not saying these mother’s should have their children but don’t make DCF look like their something they’re NOT. And your DCF case workers are VERRRRY FAAAR from educated. They are literally a week out of school, have no experience with kids not do they have kids, and don’t know shit about life. Their still just learning.

  • BLM
    July 28, 2020 at 1:38 pm

    These racist mayo crackas betta stay home. This is BLM’s time to shine.

  • Cape Rape
    July 28, 2020 at 1:35 pm

    A baby should be the last thing on these people’s mind, let alone conceive one. The nuclear family has been shredded and there is no shame anymore. Shaming apparently is bullying when it should be instilling a sense of pride.

    Why aren’t these people put on an island? Or fence in a state, like George Carlin professed, and put these people in it?

    Sorry that these Junkies made a poor initial decision, but most of them stay in the hole they dug or die in it. Some escape but they live on the edge where they can easily fall back.

  • Cum on My Bass
    July 28, 2020 at 1:28 pm

    They are all jumping on the criminals are the victims bandwagon. Sad to say it’s becoming more and more of a reality. Media sugarcoating riots, saying they are only bad when the fed showed up and stirred the shit.

  • Albert Fish
    July 28, 2020 at 1:20 pm

    Or did I take them?
    Roasted child is the best. In the oven with potatoes and carrots.

  • Norm
    July 28, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    A related question: shouldn’t these whores be required to suck our dicks every once in awhile?
    We’re paying for their crotch fruit, we should get the money shot, not the baby-daddy.

    • Who says they're not?
      July 28, 2020 at 1:53 pm

      I’m getting sucky sucked all the sucking time! My girl, well the only thing that sucks more than her are your posts.

  • Peter Dautel
    July 28, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Think Captain Pubestache could even get laid there…

  • Lol!!!
    July 28, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Crotch fruit? You sir owe me a new keyboard!!!

  • Norm
    July 28, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Question: is it a “duck face” pose or blower’s cramp?

  • Washashore
    July 28, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    By Hyanus standards Gia is still an Milf hottie….

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 28, 2020 at 4:53 pm

      By Hyannis standards fucking Didi Delgado is a hottie

  • one sperm
    July 28, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    First of all, why the hell are junkies so fertile?? Second, they all think there’s probably money involved for their “lawsuit”!!! Bwahhh hahh hahh!!!

    • Cape Rape
      July 28, 2020 at 1:25 pm

      Seriously. I feel bad for those that are in a position to have kids vs. those that are adding to their welfare roll.

      The source needs to be found and a birth control added (or more fentanyl) to smack.
      New form of fertility treatment for those who want kids…get addicted to opioids, live on the cape, and pop out a couple in two years. That followed by NA and boom.

      See too many people having kids that should have been culled beforehand. Sorry people, but we are too compassionate for our own good. We over protect lives that should have been taken.

    • mizzbigbooty92688
      Lost Cause
      August 2, 2020 at 9:28 am

      I think they should start cutting all drugs with birth control and adding it into methadone and suboxen. I feel there would be a lot less babies born addicted.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 28, 2020 at 12:52 pm


    Care of

    Cum dumpsters unite!

  • Snarky Pete
    July 28, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    The Duck Face Boat Parade starts at 1pm

  • Must Be Nice
    July 28, 2020 at 12:44 pm

    When you have all that free time because someone else is taking care of YOUR responsibilities…

  • WarWack
    July 28, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    hand out extermination pills with free water tomorrow. Himmler was right. Just the wrong target.

    • Hi Jewmerica!
      July 28, 2020 at 1:56 pm

      What was Himmler right about, you being a total douchebag?

      Big Stein

  • The logical Libertarian
    July 28, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    “like shooting a fish in a barrel”

    Haven’t all these women already had too many ‘fish” shot into their “barrels”? Just sayin, don’t encourage it.

  • AJ
    July 28, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    I’ll be there fo sho


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