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Cape Cod Cooch Raiders Once Arrested For Playing Hide The Womb Broom On Public Bus Need Your Help To With “Rent” Because They “Lost” It

Remember these two?


They’re Brittany Wojcik and Danny Griswold,  the two sandy scabby patties who were caught swapping love juices on the back of a public bus on the Cape back in July. Well, looks like their timeless love has hit a financial rough patch, and they are appealing to the public for help.


According to the totally plausible, not-at-all-written while wrecked out on a drugdumpster cocktail of illicit substances GoFundMe that Brittany put up:

“Danny and i found a year round rental, which is incredibly hard to do in this part of Cape Cod. Unfortunately,  Danny lost his wallet which had more than half of the money that we we’re gkgoi to use for rent….thankfu tha a friend found out about this and helped as much as he could. But we are still $200 short. I mean this is our first real rent day….and we don’t have it all. … awesome! (I’m kidding). 
We really wouldn’t normally reach out like this, but we’re desperate. If we can’t come up with the rest of rent, we’ll be out on the street quicker than you can say “Get out”. 
Our rent is $800 a month.

If anyone can help please, we’d really appreciate it. Any little thing helps. 
All funds will go straight to our landlord”


What a tragedy! Danny, who looks like he is a fantastic provider,


Lost his wallet that had more than half of the money they were “gkgoi” to use for their first month’s rent, just days before it was due. Bummer! Maybe he would be able to keep better track of his wallet if he kept his pants on while using public transportation? Now they’re $200 short, which is “awesome” (kidding!), because they totally aren’t looking for cash to hop on the bus and fingerbang on the way to score a fix from Diego (also kidding!). They’re desperate, and going to get thrown out on the street, if they short their landlord $200 for a few days in between paychecks (just kidding!), and all the money is going straight to the landlord (definitely kidding!).

I mean, they seem so trustworthy and all, public fornication notwithstanding.

Does this look like the face of a woman who would beg on the internet for dope money to you?


Well, Britt and Danny, maybe if you spent less money on fare riding the public transit bus to poundtown, and more time actually earning a living, you’d find it easier to pony up the whopping $800 for your shitty apartment on time.  Hard pass.

30 Comment(s)
  • Brittany Griswold
    September 14, 2019 at 9:24 am

    Dude…all you people that commented on this should be ashamed of yourselves…seriously. Everything you said disgusted me. This is the REAL Brittany Wojcik (Griswold). And none of you know what REALLY happened….all you’ve done is read some bullshit slander from a loser who hides behind his computer and talks shit about people. So to all of you, and ESPECIALLY to you Mr. Turtleboy…..Go fuck yourselves.

    • Melissa Taylor
      September 11, 2021 at 10:46 am

      Oh Britt …. What I do know is that the civic you stole was mine and you are trash . Complete trash

  • Cape Knowledge
    April 6, 2019 at 6:14 am

    He was the dude with the rich grandpa who paid off our DA to let his grandson do house arrest instead of jail for a series of B&Es. It’s all on Google, search it

    • Craig Griswold
      May 13, 2020 at 3:47 pm

      This comment was for you sir…this website’s ads were covering where it shows who posted a comment but nonetheless the comment about the DA was towards your dumb ignorant response…think before you speak if you’re such a knowledgeable person you wouldn’t believe everything you read. Verify with a true source or multiple sources that have no bias or agenda! Thank you for being wrong. The idiot below your comment was talking about importing immigrants to go on welfare then ranted about a dead senator…which is also unrelated by the way…you can shut the heck up too you racist jerk.

  • scum detector
    April 5, 2019 at 8:50 am

    fucking scum. let’s import more spics so we can put them on welfare send them down to the cape for the winter. great idea Teddy kennedy(fat rapist murdering pig}

    • Craig Griswold
      May 12, 2020 at 1:08 pm

      Actually no get your facts turtleboy thats not what happened and you can stop calling out people on their faults any day. Who would talk to you or even be your friend? all you do is waste your life away posting dirt on people because you have no life and i’m guessing your life is flawless? Yea right bro check yourself…make sure there’s no dirt on your side of the street. We all make mistakes and both are sober right now so kindly shut up. You dont know what an addiction can cause you to do. If you had any integrity or decency you’d post kind acts instead of the worst of people. Get a life bro. Stop posting about people you don’t know because I’ll tell you my brother danny is more of a man than you are hiding behind a screen. My grandfather Adam who’s now deceased had more respect and love for complete strangers (unlike you) and would have given the shirt off his back to help people in need. He was a successful businessman with more integrity in his thumb than you have in your tiny little body bro so do everyone a favor and quit downing people nobody wants to see how much time you waste stalking peoples pages and looking up their records, you’re just as bad as the people you trash talk…stop. You trash talked a lot of people who turned their lives around and it’s not right. Cut the crap bro be a man and go post positive and encouraging things people might actually care to read alright bro. Turtle boy? Is it cause you hide in your shell afraid to say these things to their face? Yea thought so bro… you are trash yourself.

    • Craig Griswold
      May 13, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Bro the hudge decides his fate not the DA. The judge does not have any friendship with my grandfather or okeefe…in fact the judge gave him house arrest because it was Christmas and he had no record and admitted to everything he did so please get your facts from a true source. Don’t believe what the papers say it’s strictly a heading to grab your attention it’s not factually based because they know less than anybody what actually goes on in the courtroom so yea get fucked bro.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    April 5, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Damn those are some yellow teeth dude! When he smiles traffic slows down

  • Jeff J
    Ya Sure......
    April 4, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    I definitely believe he was carrying all that money in his wallet. By the looks of his dick scrapers, he spent all that money on coffee and butts. Hey kids, I’ll give you the rest of your rent money…….(just kidding).

  • Joel schriberg
    April 4, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    I was gonna donate 200.00 but my shoe fell off so I have to fix that

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dick Dock
    April 4, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Looks like ol Danny needs to do a little work. A couple of hours under the dock in PTown giving some $20 tonsil massages to the lads should solve his financial word.

    • Alex reimer
      April 4, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      Ohhhhhh sounds fun

      • Jussie Smellit
        April 4, 2019 at 9:20 pm

        I like you guys

  • The Previous Landlady
    April 4, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    Britt, you know EXACTLY how long it takes to get evicted. Give him the $600 and suck more dick next month. I am sure Danny won’t mind.

    • Danny
      April 4, 2019 at 7:04 pm

      She sucks so hard I had to get re circumcised.

  • Beto Ramirez-Gonzalez O’Queef
    April 4, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Avast mi harties and putos alike! Slainte! Vote for mi in 2020! I’ll take a shot of Jameson and a corona por favor. Oh Danny boy, top of the manana to ya! Como estas ya pogues.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 4, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    If someone sewed her vag and mouth shut Mr. Wonderful there would disappear faster than bubbles in the wind

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 4, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    I was just about to contribute to their Gofundme and then my wallet went missing!

  • The Regulator Guy
    April 4, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    The $200 they want is exactly how much more they pay for rent than I pay for a mortgage.

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    April 4, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    CAPE COD BUS TOURS “That’s not low tide, that’s Danny finger banging good ole Brittany Rotten-Crotch… now, off to your left we have the JFK Museum, and yes. – we’re in luck – those are junkies passed out on the benches sunning themselves!”

  • S.Traffiker
    April 4, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    what would you do for a klondike bar and 200 bucks?

  • Deez Nuts
    April 4, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    I’ll give her 2 hundo for a ride in the Hershey Highway 4 times (condom of course) then she finishes me with sucking the tip, and swallows! But the 2 bills go to the landlord directly- with a note of how hard of a worker she is.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      April 4, 2019 at 5:42 pm

      I heard she can suck-start a leaf blower.

      • Brittany
        April 4, 2019 at 5:54 pm

        You have been misinformed. I can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.

        • Seymour Butts
          April 5, 2019 at 6:17 am

          a golf ball thru a garden hose too

  • Joe Biden
    April 4, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Nothing wrong with a little public display of affection.

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