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Cape Cod Times: An Eastham man and a Provincetown woman have pleaded not guilty in Orleans District Court to one charge each of lewd, wanton and lascivious conduct stemming from a February incident in which they allegedly had sex on a Cape Cod Regional Transit Authority bus in Chatham, according to court documents.
Daniel Griswold, 27, and Brittany Wojcik, 29, were riding the bus at around 8 p.m. Feb. 24 when the driver noticed them apparently having sex in the back seat, according to a police report. The driver told police she saw Griswold and Wojcik moving and heard noises coming from the back seat on the driver’s side of the bus, the report says. The driver said she turned on the interior bus light and saw what appeared to be sexual activity. Upon seeing police near a housing complex in Chatham, the driver pulled the bus over to ask for help, the report says.
Officers stepped onto the bus and saw that there were only two passengers, who were later identified as Wojcik and Griswold, and that their pants were partially pulled down, according to the report. Police found two open warrants on Griswold, who was removed from the bus and taken to the Chatham Police Department, the report says. Wojcik was allowed to stay on the bus and continue her trip to Dennis, according to the report. The bus’s security video showed that the pair engaged in multiple sexual acts while on the bus although police did not see exposed genitalia, according to the report.
They got a pretty good case though. The video is basically a Scinemax movie. You assume they’re fornicating, but you can’t see penetration so it doesn’t count as real porn.
Sure, they could’ve just waited until the bus, which apparently was going halfway across Cape Cod, made it to their destination in Dennis before he started dropping anchor in her ratchet cove. But does this look like a couple that was willing to wait an extra 15 minutes before they started riding the skin flute to tuna town?
And from the looks of it this isn’t the first time the P-Town pork dumpling swapped love juices on a bus….
Except that’s not the Eastham honey dagger she was taking to pound town in February.
And in 2016 she said she was gonna love this guy “forever”
He even put a ring on it….
But if you’re not willing to bury the broomstick on the back of a moving bus, can you honestly that you’re in love?