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Apparently down in Cape Cod there is a gang of wild turkeys who is actively bullying a Falmouth mailman “every day” on his route. They’re so problematic that the guy is forced to bring a stick with him, because like clockwork they will be waiting there all day for him like the fat kid in gym class. It’s pretty hilarious:
Get that mailman a safe space pronto!!! At the same time can you really blame the Turkeys? The weeks that follow Thanksgiving are basically a revenge tour for the turkey genocide that they were lucky enough to live through. It’s like after one of the 90’s ethnic genocides. Do the survivors move on with their lives, living next door to the same people who just tried to ethnically cleanse you? Or do you get sweet, glorious satisfaction? The turkeys obviously chose the latter.
Newsflash turkeys – you don’t even taste that good. You are the most overrated bird to eat. I haven’t any of your cousins on T-Day in years. Too much unsavory white meat. Ya see, turkey can never be the primary meat in a meal. It’s a sideshow meat. For instance, turkey sandwiches are boring and tasteless. But you throw some bacon and mayonnaise on there and you’ve got yourself a tastie little treat.
Because that’s the thing with turkey – they haven’t invented a meat that goes better with mayonnaise. I even buy turkey just so I have an excuse to eat mayo too. If I’m making a ham sandwich, ham is really more of a mustard meat. But if you toss a slice of turkey onto there then you’ve justified the use of mayo. But ultimately the turkey is just there to be tasteless and take up space.
Get over yourselves turkeys. I don’t even wanna eat you.
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