If you’ve never eaten at Smokestack Urban Barbecue before then Turtleboy feels bad for you. So what we’re gonna do once a week is give away $10 gift certificates to turtle riders who come up with the funniest captions for the pictures we put up in these blogs. Last week’s winner was Abu Taymiyyah. Message us with your address and we’ll mail it out to you immediately. FYI he was our backup winner because the guy we were gonna pick left a fake email address on the blog, so there was no way for us to contact that person. So if you wanna win this week, make sure you leave a real email address when you comment.
This week’s Caption Contest picture comes from Hampton Beach, because now that the summer is coming it means that Hampton will once again become the debauchery capital of New England. The best comment left on our Facebook page or on this blog will receive a $10 gift certificate to Smokestack Urban Barbecue. Go.
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Thank god I have my depends on in this traffic. You can never trust a fart!!
G.U.P.A – Gut over penis area
Forget about the helmet law…let’s start with a girdle law…
Gas tank-Empty. Beer tank-FULL!
Not exactly what I meant when I asked the Harley dealer for a Fatboy!
Hampton :
Best beach bodies, and airbrushed italian flags in the USA. Everyone’s barefoot in stores, and for 1.2 million arcade tickets you can get a Chinese finger trap and a tootsie roll!
Gotta wear the sneaks until the breaks are fixed. Reminds me, shoulda wore a helmet
Ride or cry.
I ride a Harley so I need the gut to hide my micro-penis.
Mass Irony: stuffed pork chop on a hog!
GUT to Ride
“Fried dough, fried dough, fried dough….”
I like my women like I like my bike…rode hard and put up wet.
“Food baby on board!”
“Do you know the Muffin Man?”
The rumble below the thighs makes the belly shirts rise. Go Hampton!
” Jerry Garcia Forever ” .
‘Hi, I’m a fat disgusting slob that rides a Harley’
Santa’s cooler older brother
Aidan sucks!
You’ve heard of “Sun’s out, guns out”, but when in Hampton, it’s “Sluts out, gut’s out”
Working on the perfect belly burn – ladies gonna love this 🙂
“This doesn’t look like Provincetown…”
“Sun’s out, guts out!”
Who’s the guy running down the strip with a Motorcycle sticking out of his ass?
Sun’s out, guns out & sluts out, gut’s out.
“Nothing says sexy like the wind whistling through your navel”
He could be the Marshall for Hampton Beach. “The original party animal still rides.”
He is on his way to Weir Beach for the WOW reunion (whip it out Wednesday.) I think he is a judge for the contest.
Still going for the Britney Spears look.
And this is one reason I have never been to Hampton Beach.
“Hampton Beach: Live free, OD and die, get the shit kicked out of you by rats from Haverhill…”
“Visit Hampton Beach, when your MA unemployment check goes further!”
*where
Aidan is the TBS!
Even guys can get pregnant in Hampton.
Aidan Kearney wishes that the guy was riding him!
The guy on the bike is there every year, he is still trying to get laid since his summer break down in Hampton beach when he was in highschool.
That guy has been partying in Hampton beach since his high school graduation. The teachers should show them a picture of this guy and say,kids this is what you will look like in 40 yrs if you party in Hampton beach this summer, grampa the party animal.”
Is that a spuds Machenzie tatoo?
He sure know how to ride that HOG…lol
He sure is going to give Aidan his HOG…lol
I didn’t post this one…wtf
He’s coming back to pick me up and bring me to this Smokestack that everyone raves about…lol
Yummaliscious
Brett hasn’t been online what did you send him down to Hampton to bother 15 and 16 yr old girls?
By 15 and 16 yr old girls…I mean Aidan Kearny! lol! He’s going to give it to the TBS real good!
This place sucks!! I’m going back to Salisbury.
Welcome to Happy Hampton!