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  • Caption Contest For Free Gift Certificate To Smokestack Urban Barbecue

    If you’ve never eaten at Smokestack Urban Barbecue before then Turtleboy feels bad for you. So what we’re gonna do once a week is give away $10 gift certificates to turtle riders who come up with the funniest captions for the pictures we put up in these blogs. Last week’s winner was Abu Taymiyyah. Message us with your address and we’ll mail it out to you immediately. FYI he was our backup winner because the guy we were gonna pick left a fake email address on the blog, so there was no way for us to contact that person. So if you wanna win this week, make sure you leave a real email address when you comment.

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    This week’s Caption Contest picture comes from Hampton Beach, because now that the summer is coming it means that Hampton will once again become the debauchery capital of New England. The best comment left on our Facebook page or on this blog will receive a $10 gift certificate to Smokestack Urban Barbecue. Go.

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    1. Kevin

      This place sucks!! I’m going back to Salisbury.

      1. Buttafuco

        Welcome to Happy Hampton!

    2. Kevin Lynch

      Brett hasn’t been online what did you send him down to Hampton to bother 15 and 16 yr old girls?

      1. Kevin Lynch

        By 15 and 16 yr old girls…I mean Aidan Kearny! lol! He’s going to give it to the TBS real good!

    3. MommaH


    4. MommaH

      He’s coming back to pick me up and bring me to this Smokestack that everyone raves about…lol

    5. MommaH

      He sure know how to ride that HOG…lol

      1. MommaH

        He sure is going to give Aidan his HOG…lol

        1. MommaH

          I didn’t post this one…wtf

    6. Kevin Lynch

      The guy on the bike is there every year, he is still trying to get laid since his summer break down in Hampton beach when he was in highschool.

      That guy has been partying in Hampton beach since his high school graduation. The teachers should show them a picture of this guy and say,kids this is what you will look like in 40 yrs if you party in Hampton beach this summer, grampa the party animal.”

      Is that a spuds Machenzie tatoo?

    7. Aidan is the TBS

      Aidan Kearney wishes that the guy was riding him!

    8. Kevin Lynch

      Even guys can get pregnant in Hampton.

    9. Bowen Hardcase

      “Visit Hampton Beach, when your MA unemployment check goes further!”

      1. Bowen Hardcase


      2. Bowen Hardcase

        Aidan is the TBS!

    10. Wormtown Refugee

      “Hampton Beach: Live free, OD and die, get the shit kicked out of you by rats from Haverhill…”

    11. Rational person

      And this is one reason I have never been to Hampton Beach.

    12. Tngsucks

      Still going for the Britney Spears look.

    13. Kevin Lynch

      He could be the Marshall for Hampton Beach. “The original party animal still rides.”

      He is on his way to Weir Beach for the WOW reunion (whip it out Wednesday.) I think he is a judge for the contest.

    14. TDF

      “Nothing says sexy like the wind whistling through your navel”

    15. Tony

      Sun’s out, guns out & sluts out, gut’s out.

    16. Fitchburg-shuffle

      Who’s the guy running down the strip with a Motorcycle sticking out of his ass?

    17. John Kurtz

      “Sun’s out, guts out!”

    18. WormtownorBust

      “This doesn’t look like Provincetown…”

    19. KJDS

      Working on the perfect belly burn – ladies gonna love this 🙂

    20. Tony take 2

      You’ve heard of “Sun’s out, guns out”, but when in Hampton, it’s “Sluts out, gut’s out”

    21. Louis Gilford Cote

      Aidan sucks!

    22. Sissy Hankshaw

      Santa’s cooler older brother

    23. Bill P.

      ‘Hi, I’m a fat disgusting slob that rides a Harley’

    24. Joe Max

      ” Jerry Garcia Forever ” .

    25. Big Papa

      The rumble below the thighs makes the belly shirts rise. Go Hampton!

    26. Rhode1

      “Do you know the Muffin Man?”

    27. JessinMass

      “Food baby on board!”

    28. Turd Burglestein

      I like my women like I like my bike…rode hard and put up wet.

    29. Colleen

      “Fried dough, fried dough, fried dough….”

    30. Bogojo2

      GUT to Ride

    31. Sal Monella

      Mass Irony: stuffed pork chop on a hog!

    32. Mirror Mirror

      I ride a Harley so I need the gut to hide my micro-penis.

    33. Woodiculous

      Ride or cry.

    34. Hanginpossum

      Gotta wear the sneaks until the breaks are fixed. Reminds me, shoulda wore a helmet

    35. Blooop

      Hampton :
      Best beach bodies, and airbrushed italian flags in the USA. Everyone’s barefoot in stores, and for 1.2 million arcade tickets you can get a Chinese finger trap and a tootsie roll!

    36. DM

      Not exactly what I meant when I asked the Harley dealer for a Fatboy!

    37. DM

      Gas tank-Empty. Beer tank-FULL!

    38. Brian

      Forget about the helmet law…let’s start with a girdle law…

    39. Mike Honcho

      G.U.P.A – Gut over penis area

    40. Xtine

      Thank god I have my depends on in this traffic. You can never trust a fart!!

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