One of our newest sponsors is the Bootlegger’s Prohibition Pub, at the location of the former Evo Restaurant. They’re slated to open up on October 1, and so we’re gonna do some gift card caption contest giveaways to help promote their new business!! As usual, the person who posts the best caption for the following image can head on down to Bootlegger’s after they open and your $10 gift card will be waiting there for you. Today’s picture is the Rockwellian masterpiece from Southbrige, which has limitless possibilities:
Go. Post your captions on our Facebook page or on this blog. If you post them on this blog make sure to use your real email address so we can contact you.
Anyway, we’re psyched to have these guys on board. The food there looks phenomenal and we can’t wait to start watching games there in October. 
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Fence shmence
Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way…
This pic in a way makes me think of these lyrics
She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin’ pin in the right
She said you’ve come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
First she hid my glasses
‘Cause she knows that I can’t see
She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
‘Til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
Well she might’ve took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere
You can take away my license but you can’t take away my bike
Guess what’s in the thermos?
One hand on the wheel….and one on the gas!
At least I’m not Kevin Blackmer
Sweet ride…..Stolen $0
30 pack of nectar of the Gods……$16
A welfare office and a packie all within a short bike ride…..PRICELESS!
The Southbridge Express
#Turtle rider
Rollin down the street,smokin indo…sippin on Natty Ice, Laid Back..with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
I love the ads. All those babes are waiting for me and I always knew it.
“I totally just nailed that School Superintendent interview.”
End the contest. Mark wins.
Big wheel keep on turnin’ Proud Mary keep on burnin’
“One if by land” — he Reveres his beers.
don’t drink and drive………….or moving on up to the east side
It’s better than working on an Ice Cream Truck.
They see me rollin
They hatin
Turtleboy caught me riding wit a Thirty
Man…that last bump I hit made these nats hit my nuts
Let me rephrase for my offical entry.
That last bump in the road made deez nats hit deez nuts.
1 half of chips patrol!!!
fat tires and thin beer
Turning his life around, one 30 pack at a time
he said…..close your eyes…. I got a surprise…….an then he ran away with the bike an all the Natural Ice!
It’s a long way to paradise
“It dont get no better dan dis”.
And Lance Beerstrong surges to the lead of the Tour de Southbridge!!
I’d ride a thousand miles for the clean, crisp taste of Natty Ice.
Living the dream
Southbridge: Where friends are accomplices.
A beer for every gear.
Winner!!!
The angel rides with hunchbacked children, poison oozing from his engine
Wieldin’ love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven
Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he’s patiently soaked
The roadside attendant nervously jokes as the angel’s tires stroke his precious pavement