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Caption Contest Gift Card Giveaway To Bootlegger’s Prohibition Pub For Best Caption Of This Legendary Southbridge Rockwellian Masterpiece



One of our newest sponsors is the Bootlegger’s Prohibition Pub, at the location of the former Evo Restaurant. They’re slated to open up on October 1, and so we’re gonna do some gift card caption contest giveaways to help promote their new business!! As usual, the person who posts the best caption for the following image can head on down to Bootlegger’s after they open and your $10 gift card will be waiting there for you. Today’s picture is the Rockwellian masterpiece from Southbrige, which has limitless possibilities:

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Go. Post your captions on our Facebook page or on this blog. If you post them on this blog make sure to use your real email address so we can contact you.

Anyway, we’re psyched to have these guys on board. The food there looks phenomenal and we can’t wait to start watching games there in October. 13901391_528795180653260_6170206475294355107_n



34 Comment(s)
  • Jay
    September 17, 2016 at 4:31 pm

    Fence shmence

  • BobnMic
    September 16, 2016 at 1:23 am

    Get your motor runnin’
    Head out on the highway
    Lookin’ for adventure
    And whatever comes our way…

  • titiho
    September 15, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    This pic in a way makes me think of these lyrics

    She was standing at the front door
    When I came home last night
    A good book in her left hand
    And a rollin’ pin in the right
    She said you’ve come home for the last time
    With whiskey on your breath
    If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
    I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death

    Give me just a one more last chance
    Before you say we’re through
    I know I drive you crazy baby
    It’s the best that I can do
    We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
    I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
    Give me just a one more last chance
    Before you say we’re through

    First she hid my glasses
    ‘Cause she knows that I can’t see
    She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
    ‘Til you spend a little time with me
    Then the boys called from the honky tonk
    Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
    Well she might’ve took my car keys
    But she forgot about my old John Deere

  • Slaymus
    September 15, 2016 at 7:52 pm

    You can take away my license but you can’t take away my bike

  • Spike
    September 15, 2016 at 6:20 pm

    Guess what’s in the thermos?

  • Troio
    September 15, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    One hand on the wheel….and one on the gas!

  • Myself
    September 15, 2016 at 8:44 am

    At least I’m not Kevin Blackmer

  • Jeremy
    September 15, 2016 at 8:19 am

    Sweet ride…..Stolen $0
    30 pack of nectar of the Gods……$16
    A welfare office and a packie all within a short bike ride…..PRICELESS!

  • Woodiculous
    September 15, 2016 at 7:41 am

    The Southbridge Express

  • Bob
    September 15, 2016 at 6:53 am

    #Turtle rider

  • John Barker
    John B
    September 14, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Rollin down the street,smokin indo…sippin on Natty Ice, Laid Back..with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

  • Mr Butthurt
    September 14, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    I love the ads. All those babes are waiting for me and I always knew it.

  • Mark
    September 14, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    “I totally just nailed that School Superintendent interview.”

    • Carlos Danger
      September 15, 2016 at 7:59 pm

      End the contest. Mark wins.

  • mike
    September 14, 2016 at 9:08 pm

    Big wheel keep on turnin’ Proud Mary keep on burnin’

  • September 14, 2016 at 8:56 pm

    “One if by land” — he Reveres his beers.

  • john p
    September 14, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    don’t drink and drive………….or moving on up to the east side

  • Boss Tweed
    September 14, 2016 at 7:44 pm

    It’s better than working on an Ice Cream Truck.

  • SUL
    September 14, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    They see me rollin
    They hatin
    Turtleboy caught me riding wit a Thirty

  • Turd Burglestein
    September 14, 2016 at 7:15 pm

    Man…that last bump I hit made these nats hit my nuts

    • Turd Burglestein
      September 14, 2016 at 8:20 pm

      Let me rephrase for my offical entry.

      That last bump in the road made deez nats hit deez nuts.

  • Matty Mo
    September 14, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    1 half of chips patrol!!!

  • Mike
    September 14, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    fat tires and thin beer

  • Dumfq
    September 14, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    Turning his life around, one 30 pack at a time

  • September 14, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    he said…..close your eyes…. I got a surprise…….an then he ran away with the bike an all the Natural Ice!

  • Kevin
    September 14, 2016 at 5:51 pm

    It’s a long way to paradise

  • Carlos Danger
    September 14, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    “It dont get no better dan dis”.

  • Bill
    September 14, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    And Lance Beerstrong surges to the lead of the Tour de Southbridge!!

  • Bill
    September 14, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    I’d ride a thousand miles for the clean, crisp taste of Natty Ice.

  • J.L.
    September 14, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Living the dream

  • Phong
    September 14, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    Southbridge: Where friends are accomplices.

  • Contestant
    September 14, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    A beer for every gear.

    • Turd Burglestein
      September 14, 2016 at 7:14 pm


  • The Boss
    September 14, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    The angel rides with hunchbacked children, poison oozing from his engine
    Wieldin’ love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven
    Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he’s patiently soaked
    The roadside attendant nervously jokes as the angel’s tires stroke his precious pavement

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