After six kids, the baby probably just fell out anyway.

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SOURCE: “It was a surprise for neighbors as well as for the woman who had gave birth on a Malden sidewalk.

Doug Rogers said his girlfriend Christine Harvey was in a lot of pain Monday. It was so bad that a friend was on the way to take Harvey to the hospital.

Rogers said Harvey was on Salem Street when all of a sudden, she went into labor. “She went from here to there and the baby came,” Rogers said.

“I thought it was her daughter’s doll,” one neighbor said. “No, it’s a baby, a baby.”

Neighbors called 911, but Harvey had already given birth to a 6-pound, 6-ounce baby girl.

“She was holding something really small and there was a lot of blood,” Rogers said. “I held her. I was like ‘Huh?’ But she’s gorgeous.”

Although the baby has been alive for a few hours, neighbors are already offering help to the family that had no time to prepare for the birth of their daughter.

“She’s doing good. The baby’s doing good,” Rogers said. “I’m just blessed right now.”

Meet Christine “I thought it was a tumor” Harvey, Malden resident and breeder extraordinaire, with a total of SIX illegitimate kids. Two of the kids reside at home and are with her current boyfriend. It’s unclear where the other 3 are.

And apparently, this is NOT the first time she didn’t realize she was pregnant. With her last child, she had *no clue* until she was almost 6 months along.

How.in.the.fuck.does.this.happen?! When I was pregnant with each of the million North Shore Turtlebabies, I knew right away. The bigger they got, the more fucking miserable uncomfortable I got. I couldn’t imagine carrying around a nearly 7 lb. human being around inside of me and being totally oblivious to it.

But… Christine and her baby daddy Doug look like the type of people who ignore what their bodies tell them. I mean, their dental hygiene habits are a clear indicative of that, considering they have a total of about 5 teeth between them.

Yellowed whites of his eyes, no teeth, Newport behind his ear. Claaaaassy. Let’s take a closer look at his choice of attire, though.

Filthy freebie Planet Fitness T-Shirt that is more than likely NOT filthy from a hard day’s worth of honest work, it’s blood and guts and just general filth. This is Malden, folks.

Here’s the whole video, for good measure

And here’s Christine, in all her gummy glory

Now, I know this couple appears to be old. But in reality, they’re probably only like 32. They’re aging in Malden years.

This is just utterly ridiculous to me. Now the neighbors are all reaching out to “help” them with what is the SIXTH KID to fly out of this lurchbeast’s tunaflap. How long before the GoFundMe is set up, especially now that this has made international headlines?

Seems Christine is basking in her idiocy, too, sharing local news links to the story about her plopping a baby out right in the middle of a filthy Malden sidewalk

This happened on Salem Street, which, if you’re familiar with Malden, you know is a main, disgusting street that is filled with brick subsidized apartment buildings, Dunkin Donuts, and a few schools and houses thrown in for good measure. There’s really nothing good on Salem Street, it’s just… congested and gross. At least passing motorists were in for a good show, though, so there’s that.

I’m still not buying that this toothless wonder wasn’t aware that she was pregnant. Call me prejudiced or whatever you’d like, there is NO WAY that this woman isn’t a fiend in one way or another. You don’t get toothless and withered before, say, 60 without some hardcore drug use. That’s just science according to NSTB. She was probably rocked out of her gourd the entire pregnancy and that’s why she didn’t realize it.

At least they look happy, though.