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Cherry Hill East High School Cancels “Party Like It’s 1776” Theme Prom Because Whiny Poons Said It’s Racist And Hurtful

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The outrage patrol has found something new to be offended by this week….

A New Jersey principal apologized to minority students for the phrase “party like it’s 1776” imprinted on tickets to the school’s upcoming senior prom to be held at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia.

Cherry Hill High School East Principal Dennis Perry sent a letter to students, parents and other community members Friday apologizing for the “insensitive” wording that led to complaints from African-American and minority students. Perry said it was “irresponsible” for he and other prom organizers to overlook the historical fact that “not all communities can celebrate what life was like in 1776,” a time of slavery in America. The American Revolutionary War theme for the event was intended to pair with the National Constitution Center venue, which was established after President Ronald Reagan signed the Constitution Heritage Act of 1988 to “disseminate information about the United States Constitution on a nonpartisan basis in order to increase the awareness and understanding of the Constitution among the American people.”

But the message missed the mark with several minority students at Cherry Hill High School East, prompting the prom apology.

“Today, I learned that members of our school community were offended by a statement written on our Senior Prom ticket,” Dr. Dennis Perry wrote in the Friday letter. “I especially apologize to our African American students, whom I have let down by not initially recognizing the inappropriateness of this wording. You can expect that we will do better as a school community to produce well thought out, appropriate communications.”

According to the most recent state education data, the Cherry Hill, New Jersey school in Camden County lists that 6.2 percent of its students are black, 62.2 percent of the school is white and 22.4 percent of the student body identifies as Asian. The public school had 2,177 students during the 2015-16 school year, with the school’s Hispanic population at just shy of 6 percent of the overall student body.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Cherry Hill is right outside of Philadelphia. Home to the Philadelphia 76ers. I can only imagine the trauma that Allen Iverson endured all those years while being forced to don the uniform of a team that commemorated that horrible year in which black people were enslaved.

Here’s my question – how does the world survive the 4th of July every year? After all, we’re celebrating the anniversary of an event that took place during a year in which people were enslaved!! You’re not allowed to do that. Ever!!

Ya know who wasn’t here in 1776? Most people’s ancestors. Because they immigrated here long after that. As did many, many black people, Asians, Latinos, and anyone else I’m missing. If the only reason to celebrate is if our ancestors were here in 1776 and not enslaved, there would be like two kids having a good time at the prom. But again, the one thing that unites us is that we live in a country that kicked the shit out of Britain in 1776. And we set up a form of government that created the means to abolish slavery through constitutional amendments. This is something any reasonable person would celebrate.

What a fucking joke. Every day the world gets crazier and crazier. Ya know what a great way to stop the madness is? Stop apologizing for things that aren’t wrong in the first place. Like “party like it’s 1776” themed proms. Ya know what normal black and white people think about when that word comes to mind? Independence. A reason to celebrate. Ya know what uptight twatwaffles with a stick up their ass think about? Slavery. Because when you’re constantly trying to win the oppression Olympics, you never stop being woke.

Candace Owens said it best when she said, “Victim mentality is not cool. I don’t know why people like to be oppressed.”

Because that’s the culture we live in right now. People go out of their way to find a way in which every aspect of life victimizes them, instead of just enjoying life and not being poon.

There’s no law that says you have to appease these idiots. Just mock them and dismiss the stupid things they say like we do. Trust me, most people will agree with you. Because the people making all the noise don’t actually represent the majority. They just yell the loudest.

17 Comment(s)
  • KimberlyS
    May 23, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    Can we still ‘Party Like it’s 1999’?

    • vicxh
      May 25, 2018 at 4:04 pm

      Nah man 1999 was bad. Harvey Weinstein was grabbing p**sy by the handful.
      It’s offensive to the me too movement
      Let’s forget party all together. Let us just have a moment of silence for all the world’s ills.

  • Wabbitt
    May 23, 2018 at 10:24 am

    These are the kind of people who share articles on Facebook that say it’s possible to have PTSD passed down genetically from enslaved ancestors.

    It’s like… no. No you fucking don’t you brainless chud.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    May 23, 2018 at 8:52 am

    Who needs all this nigamarole anyway?

  • I hate everyone
    May 22, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    Oh enough with the boohoo shit for slavery. Get the fuck over it. We all have fucked up histories and everyone’s culture mistreated everyone else’s culture all over the world. Look at what happened to the Jews..they had it way worse. Honestly if it wasnt for slavery all the black people would still be in Sierra Leone hunting blood diamonds as slaves and starving, diseased and recruited into a rebel army at the age of 9, no schools or medicine or any advantages. So shut up! Enough of the poor black people bullshit. It sucks and it was horrible, no human should be treated that way, but how long are ya’ll going to use that as an excuse. And no I’m not white …so dont give me shit. Just stating my opinion

    • Hughbo Mont
      May 23, 2018 at 1:34 pm

      I dont understand why whites are the bad guys. It was blacks who rounded up other blacks in Africa to sell to the white men. How come Egyptians aren’t demanding reparations because of their ancestors being enslaved by ruling class Egyptians for hundreds or even thousands of years.

      Many negroes today dont realize they’re still slaves.

  • Tom Blackburn
    May 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    Hate to say it, but man everything would be so much easier if it was like 1776 and slavery was legal.

  • Randy
    May 22, 2018 at 5:40 pm

    Turtleboy, you need to loosen up a bit. You got a lot on your mind. Why don’t you go with me to my next NAMBLA meeting. Thursday is Ice Cream Night. 😉

  • Dry Humper 1812
    May 22, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    This is just tragic, these SJWs are killing our once proud American history. What next? Back in my day, we used to have something similar, called Richmond 1812. Man, it was great. We’d dress up as the Richmond elite, like Jefferson, Bainbridges, Hulls, MacDonoughs, and Stocktons. TYhen we’d play “Nail the belly warmer,” where we’d take one of the local sisters and dry hump them like dogs. We’d whgip on some of the bros too. One year, we lined up, what we thought was a long line of Indians, to do a Trail of Tears, but it turned out its was old Hector Garcia and his 18 brothers and sisters. We did march them almost to Lynchburg (appropriate name aye?: lol), before we beat a few to death as an encore to the main event. Man, school plays and events are done liek that anymore. I miss them, really I doooooooooooooooo. 😉

    • Luftwaffe Korps
      May 22, 2018 at 5:55 pm

      Hey kids, there’s that limey cocksucker again. He thinks we don’t know when he tries to be funny in his faggy British way. Yeah, my personal favorite reenactment is London getting bombed to shit. Pieces of people who used to talk like faggots flying all over the place. No more tea for those blokes.

  • randiguy2006
    May 22, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Small detail….I don’t see where it was cancelled, the guy just apologized.
    Seems like you’re the sensitive snowflake here.

  • Finn
    May 22, 2018 at 4:42 pm


  • Ramon
    May 22, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    Time to rename Washington DC, I guess.

    Time to change the name of the 76ers.

  • Shawn Silvia
    May 22, 2018 at 4:08 pm

    Gawd I hate these people, when did all the commies takeover?

    • Uncle Randy
      May 22, 2018 at 9:34 pm

      It’s literally Obama’s legacy. This is the ‘change’ we got from electing him. Nothing else happened besides these crazy mother fuckers trying to erase history and take our rights from us.

      • Brian
        May 23, 2018 at 8:30 am

        Barack Obama was the worst thing that has ever happened to this country.

      • deflateddoritodinks
        May 23, 2018 at 8:53 am

        But he was out first illegal alien president!

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