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Chicopee Brisket Boriqua Causes Mass Hysteria After 12 Year Old Is Nearly Kidnapped Walking To School, CPD Determines He Was Lying And Wanted An Early Start To The Weekend

 

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Breaking news: A 12 year old boy in Chicopee was nearly kidnapped on his way to Dupont Middle School today….

It was shared over 1,000 times in 3 hours so it’s gotta be legit. I mean, if this face doesn’t scream “credible”…..

….then I don’t know what does. Luckily this brisket boriqua’s 12 year old was faster than the grown adult who tried and failed to grab him by the backpack. Let that be a lesson to all parents out there – STAY WOKE!!

Obviously the first thing citizens can do to help when something like this happens is to  tag the media so they can publish the unconfirmed anecdote of some dumpback fail on Facebook.

Next step was to find other unconfirmed yet equally wild stories about people being kidnapped at major intersections in broad daylight.

This was followed by great advice like, “parents should hide if possible,” because you never know if the kidnapper is coming for you next.

So as it turns out the Chicopee Police were made aware of this, and the kid had an investigation done on his behalf. Turns out her crotch fruit was pulling a Jussie Smollett the whole time.

Oh look, the child made it all up. Shocking.

Of course what really happened here is simple – the kid wanted an early start to the weekend, so he made up a kidnapping story and got to leave school before it even began. He called up his gutterslug of a mother, who will believe anything he says, and evidently can afford to stay in bed on a Thursday and watch movies all day.

(Probably because she’s got a really good stock portfolio, so her money works for her)

What is wrong with parents in 2019? Since when did they start believing dumb shit children tell them? Ya know who doesn’t tend to believe shit like this? Dads. Unfortunately the most confusing day in Chicopee is father’s day, so these kids can keep playing their Moms like so many men have done before they emerged from the stench trench.

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    February 11, 2019 at 11:26 am

    Best thing I’ve done is move out of that city.. it’s getting worse by the day

  • Randall Guy
    February 9, 2019 at 9:03 am

    She looks just like the guy I went down on last night.

  • Street rat
    February 9, 2019 at 7:36 am

    The most unbelieveable part of the story is theat she only has one crotch fruit. She must have got a late start at the welfare game, she has some catching up to do!

  • WeRFuked
    February 9, 2019 at 7:02 am

    To those who say WMTG is assuming this mom is on public assistance with no proof… DUH.
    Racial profiling works. Yes, it inconveniences a small portion of the good population, but by and large it finds the criminal element of a race, especially when the majority of that race is criminal.

    No educated person can look at Melly’s Facebook profile and not think that she is the poster child for welfare. Overweight. Tattoos. Selfies. Puerto Rican. Chicopee. 6th grader walking +/- 2 miles to school alone. What more proof do you need? It’s staring you right in the face. I don’t know Melly, but odds are she is on public assistance, and I would place a bet.

    And of course the 6th grader has his own phone. Because… Democrats.

    • Leanne
      February 9, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      Why is everyone mad that a 12 year old walked to school alone? Since when is that bad parenting? In Lynn after elementary school they don’t offer yellow buses anymore it’s either walking or taking the public bus and at 12 I did both. Next you’ll be complaining that kids have no responsibilities well ffs at 12 stop acting like they’re 6 years old!

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    February 9, 2019 at 6:36 am

    Falsey accusing a “short black skinny male” of kidnapping your welfare check is racist..

  • Mr. E Tomee
    February 9, 2019 at 4:42 am

    PLEASE STAY WOKE!!!

    That says it all.

  • John Blutarsky
    February 8, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Jesus Christ, even the dog filters don’t help this fat bitch.

  • Its a nope from me Gerry
    February 8, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    Yeah this blog is a fail for me. Attacking the mother and insinuating shes lazy and the boy is fatherless as well as taking other cheap shots….all because she was panicked over her son. Most mothers first thought would not be that the child is lying. In fact i would go out on a limb here and say if that would be your first thought as a mother then you are probably the type of mom too worried about whether sergio(your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer) picked up the good brown earth yet while frantickl calling your food stamp card to make sure theres something to give him after the damn kid ate up all the drug money in hot Cheetos and fanta.
    This blog was a reach

    • CrispyC
      February 9, 2019 at 2:57 pm

      Please. This fat, lazy sack of shit admitted she let her kid walk to school by himself and when he made up his little story, she started putting on her shoes because, she was just sitting around being a fat lazy fuck. A light form of exercise (walking) and keeping her kid 100% safe? Nope not interested. Sitting at home within 2 miles of the school (because being that close to school doesn’t provide transportation) to have a movie day? Way way more important. Must have been her off day from trading stocks on the floor of the stock exchange right?

      Say whatever you will about whether she is even a legal citizen and the goddamn dog filters (these types of people are more concerned about how they are perceived on facebook than they are with their crotch fruit), but it’s people like this that are a huge problem here in America. Fat, lazy, reproducing, and undoubtedly she is getting all sorts of gov assistance.

  • Rats Nest
    February 8, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    I threw a shoe at her last night for barking at the moon!

  • Build that GD Wall
    February 8, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    Why would they steal the little fucker this time of year? We don’t need landscapers for another few months. At caramba

  • Batman
    February 8, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Melly?? More like smelly. I’ll see myself out.

  • Beaver Cleaver
    February 8, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    I remember that time the white van with the clown driving it was giving away LSD candies and abducting children…

  • z
    February 8, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    She could work second or third shift as being the reason she is going to watch movies.

    • John Blutarsky
      February 8, 2019 at 8:05 pm

      C’mon man, you know that cunt don’t work. She sits on that ginormous ass all day, collecting our tax money for smokes and Hennesey while she plots who will be the next dude to make a qualifying tax credit with her. This is a breeder, not a parent.

  • Dad
    February 8, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    “The most confusing day in Chicopee is father’s day”. Nice shot!

    • Big Wick
      February 9, 2019 at 12:46 pm

      Yeah, right? STAY WOKE! Soon, they’ll lobby to abolish Fathers Day because IT’S SO UNFAIR!

  • lisa flood
    February 8, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    there are 3 pics up two are of a really young mom with dog filters . The 3rd looks looks like great granny ?? afte thru the same person ??? Just curious , tnsay alone fast aging.

    • Gross
      February 8, 2019 at 6:35 pm

      Yes it’s the same person. It’s false advertising. All ugly chicks use the dog filter cause anyone will look halfway decent in those filtered pictures, besides the fact that they are pretending to be a animal. But the sad truth is that in reality they are usually ugly as hell. Like really really fkn ugly

  • It Won't End Until There Are Consequences
    February 8, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Kid should be expelled and forced to attend the next most dangerous school.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 8, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    The Mother of God Sex slave ring is targeting young children now? *GASP*

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