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Chicopee Police Go Full Karen By Bragging About Saving Lives By Catching 4 Dudes Drinking Beer In Restaurant After “COVID Compliance” Unit Hour Long Stakeout 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 10, 2020

  The Chicopee Police are WICKED proud of their fine work this weekend, protecting society from give guys drinking beer…

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All-Star Criminals

Honda Homeboy Arrested For Stealing Dirt Bikes In Chicopee Was Just Arrested Weeks Ago On Gun Charges, Has Been Selling Stolen Dirt Bikes On Facebook For Years

Uncle Turtleboy / April 15, 2020

  Wait until you get a load of this rectal ratchet. What a waste of a perfectly good mask. A…

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All-Star Criminals

29 Year Old Chinstrip Cha-Cha-Chia Chode Forgets To Charge Motorized Bike While Terrorizing People During Rush Hour In Chicopee, Homies Bounce, He Gets Arrested

Turtleboy / May 7, 2019

  Last month the Chicopee Police Department warned citizens about some local hoodboogers running amok in the streets: There has…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Cops Break Up Chicopee Herpesauraus DJ Party At 4 AM On Easter For 6th Call In 2 Days, Squirrels Live In Her Trash Pile, Children Terrorized By Ratchet Rodeos Every Day

Turtleboy / April 25, 2019

  Get a load of this Herpesauraus out of Chicopee: That’s obviously a mistake. They meant to put the 4…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Chicopee Brisket Boriqua Causes Mass Hysteria After 12 Year Old Is Nearly Kidnapped Walking To School, CPD Determines He Was Lying And Wanted An Early Start To The Weekend

Western Mass Turtlegirl / February 8, 2019

  Breaking news: A 12 year old boy in Chicopee was nearly kidnapped on his way to Dupont Middle School…

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Jizz Kareefa Gets Arrested For Defending Crotch Fruit’s Honor In Chicopee Walmart Checkout Line, Sperm Sponge Girlfriend Professes Love On CPD Facebook Page 

Western Mass Turtlegirl / January 15, 2019

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Holyoke Trashmuppet Fails At Chicopee B&E, Gets Arrested On Roof, Comes Back To Police Station The Next Day And Steals Another Hobo’s Bike, Declares Innocence On Facebook

Shell Shocker / July 27, 2018

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Cop Block Famous Ratchet Lawyer Hits 2 People With Her Car After Keying Their Car Because They Wanted To Park In Spot She Was Standing In At The 99 Restaurant 

Western Mass Turtlegirl / November 22, 2017

Cop Block Famous Ratchet Lawyer Hits 2 People With Her Car After Keying Their Car Because They Wanted To Park…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pregnant Chicopee Teen Brawls With Holyoke Teen Parents, Auntie Ratchet Jumps In, And Mom Goes Free My Boi On Chicopee PD

Turtleboy / October 12, 2017

Pregnant Chicopee Teen Brawls With Holyoke Teen Parents, Auntie Ratchet Jumps In, And Mom Goes Free My Boi On Chicopee…

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All-Star Criminals

Chicopee Grundle Queen Pulls Knife On Dude In Front Of Her 2 Kids During Minor Fender Bender, Goes Full Hambeast On Facebook After Getting Out Of Jail

Turtleboy / October 3, 2017

Chicopee Grundle Queen Pulls Knife On Dude In Front Of Her 2 Kids During Minor Fender Bender, Goes Full Hambeast…

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The Chicopee Junkboxes Who Were Laughed At By The Clerk While They Tried To Rob Him At Knifepoint Live Across The Street And She’s The Oldest 29 Year Old In World History

Turtleboy / August 21, 2017

The Chicopee Junkboxes Who Were Laughed At By The Clerk While They Tried To Rob Him At Knifepoint Live Across…

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All-Star Criminals

Video Of Clerk In Chicopee Store Laughing At Junkies Who Are Trying To Rob And Stab Him With A Knife Is A Great Way To Start The Day

Turtleboy / August 16, 2017

Video Of Clerk In Chicopee Store Laughing At Junkies Who Are Trying To Rob And Stab Him With A Knife…

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Shitfaced Wilbraham Meatwagon Hits Guy On Motorcycle, Tells Cops She’s Filming Them, Defends Her Honor On Chicopee Police Facebook Page

Turtleboy / May 25, 2017

Shitfaced Wilbraham Meatwagon Hits Guy On Motorcycle, Tells Cops She’s Filming Them, Defends Her Honor On Chicopee Police Facebook Page…

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Nudniks

How Drunk Do You Have To Be If You’re A Cop In Uniform And You Got Kicked Out Of The Holyoke St. Patrick’s Day Parade For Calling Your Boss The C Word?

Turtleboy / March 24, 2017

How Drunk Do You Have To Be If You’re A Cop In Uniform And You Got Kicked Out Of The…

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