Chicopee Police Go Full Karen By Bragging About Saving Lives By Catching 4 Dudes Drinking Beer In Restaurant After “COVID Compliance” Unit Hour Long Stakeout 


The Chicopee Police are WICKED proud of their fine work this weekend, protecting society from give guys drinking beer in a basement.

Live look at the criminal masterminds.

I’m so embarrassed for the CPD reading that. I’ve probably written more good things about the work this department has done than any other police force over the years, but this just sad and pathetic. I don’t know what’s the most embarrassing part – there’s just so many:

  • The fact that they call themselves the “COVID compliance police”
  • The fact that they staked this place out for an hour before entering
  • The fact that they used the term “cash money” in an official press release
  • The fact that their big bust was 4 guys and a “gambling machine,” 2 of who actually seemed to be drinking
  • The fact that they said “evidence was seized” with a straight face
  • The fact that they posted it on Facebook and think that they’re saving lives by doing this

Just a reminder that over 60% of commie cold casualties in this state have occurred in nursing homes. If the Chicopee Police actually cared about saving lives they would expend 100% of their “COVID compliance officers” into protecting every nursing home in Chicopee. This is a city right next door to Holyoke where close to 100 veterans are now dead in a nursing home, and they’re out here bragging about guys drinking beer in a basement?

They kept responding to the hundreds of people who reminded them how badly they looked by bragging about this.

Oh OK. So the COVID compliance SWAT team is normally in schools where they can advocate for kids, act as mandated reporters if they see signs of child abuse, and do things that actually make a difference in the community. Now they’re out here busting up 4 guys drinking beer in a basement. That sounds like a great reason to continue this lockdown. Awesome use of resources.

They apparently are unfamiliar with the constitution as well.

The right to peaceful assembly is in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment to be exact. But yea, no violations of constitutional rights here.

They kept repeating the same nonsense about people’s lives being at risk over 4 guys in a basement.

“You dont know who’s carrying the virus and those people will then go out into public or home and could spread the virus.”

Just to review. They had to break up these 4 guys because they could spread the virus, but only because they were at this bar. If they went to Walmart they could NOT get the virus, nor could they spread it. Or, if they just went in and got their food but didn’t drink beer then they’d be safe. This is all making sense now.

They actually believe that their policies are the reasons why Chicopee only has five commie cold deaths.

Chicopee is not some shining star at preventing COVID. You have the same amount as Brookline, which has a similar population and is much closer to the outbreak center of Chelsea. You have double the amount of cases as Pittsfield, and a similar population. Facts don’t lie.

But it’s OK though because pretty much everyone in Chicopee agrees with this.

They’re keeping you safe guys! Those dudes in the basement were about to kill us all. Oh wait, nothing happened to them. They just have to pay a fine and spread their disease some more.

I had no idea the CPD was the official Karen Police Department of Massachusetts, but apparently they’ve been doing this for quite some time. In early April they bragged about how Walmart, BJ’s, and Home Depot were preventing customers from buying “non-essential” items.

Don’t worry though – they’ll decide what is and isn’t essential peasants! Hope you’re not trying to buy wipes though, because they hoarded that shit.

Sure, this will just lead to people going to a different store to buy the same shit, or ordering it online and having the package touched by multiple people who could have the virus along the way, but they’re saving lives nonetheless. They actually believe this.

They’re also encouraging people to call 911 if they see “overcrowding in stores or no masks.”

No one is dying because of overcrowding in stores. This is a nursing home epidemic. But nonetheless, they’re helping.

I’ve said it before and I’ll continue to say it over and over again – if you favor the lockdowns you are supporting a policy that is hurting vulnerable children. And you’re doing it because you pretend to care more about the elderly than you do about children. Teachers and other mandated reporters who no longer have access to at risk children are on the front lines for reporting child abuse. They account for approximately 86% of 51a’s filed. These lockdowns have forced children to live with their abusers and have no voice because the Chicopee Police would rather “protect” us by busting up 4 guys at a bar. I pointed that out and got this response.

“We have 7, 8, 9 year olds sick.”

Let’s see how many 7-9 year olds have died from COVID in Massachusetts, the state Chicopee is located in.

Zero. No one under the age of 30 has died from COVID in this state. The median age is 82, which makes sense because this is a nursing home epidemic. They are the ONLY people who need protection, and our resources are being used to bust up healthy people.

Could 7-9 year olds get it? Yes, and it means nothing when they do because they almost NEVER die! But wait, they’re “sick!!” So is my fucking two year old when he gets the sniffles. We don’t shut down the world for that.

The NYPD and Warwick Police have joined police departments across the country in stating that they will not be wasting their time enforcing these rules. Guess who the NYPD was mostly arresting before they said they weren’t doing it anymore?

Not white people! One person out of 40 was white to be exact. In other words, they spent years attempting to build relationships with people of color and the next thing you know the government was implementing stop and frisk again. Obviously that’s not happening in Chicopee because it’s not that diverse, but the long term effects this will have on citizens relationships with the police will forever be changed as a result of this. I trust the police A LOT less after this. Imagine what would happen if they decided that gun ownership was an epidemic that kills people. Now the government knows they can count on police departments like the CPD to go and take your guns if they deem it a public health crisis. Because it’s not a violation of the constitution if the governor declares it an emergency!!


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97 Comment(s)
  • Maureen McCarthy
    May 11, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Did the police actually see any money change hands for the sale of alcohol? If not, these guys we’re just sitting around drinking beer in a basement, not in the actual restaurant.

  • Here is a real american cop
    May 11, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    TB does not allow links, go to youtube and copy this into search

    !!!!!!Must Watch.This Officer Needs To Train Every Officer In The Country!!!!!!

    After he is fired, copy this into you tube

    These Tyrants Just Fired The Best Officer In The Nation. This Just Proves Cops Are Tyrannical

    This is related to CPD Coronagate

    If your on the job and laugh at him, look in the mirror. Would you rather clear a room with him or you? We know the answer.

  • Doctor No
    May 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm

    Enough of this shit, open the state back up. If you’re scared of getting sick or nervous about going out then stay home, simple. If you’re in the older demograph or have a family member who is and has a medical condition then take the necessary precautions to protect yourself and then. People need to live their lives, this virus isn’t going anywhere.

  • no knock corona warrant
    May 11, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    Was it the anonymous call or the cigarette smoke that gave the high school resource officers authority to search the basement? The health department probably had more authority to investigate the basement and back rooms and could have had the cops right outside and called them in.

  • Former City Worker
    May 11, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Man I am TORN here! I agree with everything written here, however: Dugout Cafe is a notorious Meth Bar. The absolute WORST of Chicopee, Holyoke and Springfield converge there. All those Catalytic Converters that have gone missing? Sold to “Big Mike” right in their parking lot at 3am. CPD and a large number of residents have wanted to see that place raided for awhile. Buried in the article are “other items were removed pertaining to a previous investigation”. Fun.

    Now, do I agree that using the Rona as an excuse to (finally) raid one of the Citys most notorious dens? Not really. But I’m not gonna cry its finally shut down. Chicopee will finally see a reduction in Fentanyl deaths.

  • JoeMomma
    May 11, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    Orders are for Burger King.
    I only follow laws.

    • Ok Then
      May 11, 2020 at 2:12 pm

      Its laughable. Just say it like it is. CPD raided a known drug establishment in a high crime area and 4 arrests were made, investigation is ongoing.Good work CPD.
      And life is good.
      Give the fakebook account to an old time cop who slept through the mandatory re education camp put on by the commie alphabet crowd, instead of the one who obviously excelled and asked the most questions.

  • Progressive Commercials Aren't Funny
    May 11, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    The big take away here is that the Chicopee Police’s Facebook account is run by a 14 year old girl.

  • Boe Jiden
    Raise Your Hand...
    May 11, 2020 at 11:52 am

    If maybe you know of some speak easy’s?
    If maybe you have been to friends, families, or coworkers place where social distancing was not strictly adhered to?
    If you have a place to go to have a cold beverage when you get bored or thirsty?
    If you allow your Children to play with other Children?
    If you gave your Mother or Wife flowers yesterday because florists suddenly became essential?
    If you have properly trained on the use of PPE which are designed for single use only?
    Is anyone not guilty of the above?
    Then if Not you are a fucking NERD and deserve to die anyway!

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 11, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Ausgezeichnet, Ausgezeichnet!!!!!

    as a result of their outstanding work, I am happy to announce these Karen Reich traitors are being interrogated by the Karen Gestapo as I speak (type). It is only a matter of time before they reveal other traitors engaging in activities protected by the US Constitution.

    I would also like to announce that these extremely courageous (cough!) officers have all been awarded the “Kriegsorden des Deutschen Kreuzes” Swastika in gold for continuous bravery before the enemy.

    Furthermore, I have promoted Chicopee police chief William R. Jebb to the rank of Field Marshal, and awarded him the “Großkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes”, or Grand Cross of the Iron Cross, for excellence in commanding his Storm Troops.

    Heil Karen!

    • Borat in Siberia
      May 11, 2020 at 11:37 am

      “Jebb” ha ha ha ha ha ha

      Parents please don’t give your kids cruel or strange names they might end up in Chicopee Massachusetts. I’d rather be named Borat and live in Siberia.

    • G Ber
      Desert Fox Rommel
      May 11, 2020 at 2:22 pm

      I was just informed that Adolph wants to see back at the Motherland. Guess I am no longer the rank of General, must get some cyanide before heading back. Hate it here in Africa anyway.

  • Eugene
    May 11, 2020 at 10:53 am

    While they’re doing this the illegal third world vermin are running wild across the city.

    • FMRC
      May 12, 2020 at 10:36 pm

      Exactly. Seems a lot of crime goes on in Chicopee, but they keep it out of the news to come off as a much better city than it has become.

  • Reno 911
    May 11, 2020 at 10:52 am

    Star of the day who will it be…………..

    1)London Met twitter police for hurt feelings
    2) London Met posts pictures of confiscated butter knives and child scissors
    3) Sister city Lethbridge, Alberta arrests star wars character at gunpoint
    4) Sister city Lethbridge, Alberta dispatches deer by running over with cruiser
    5) Chikopee PD arrests 4 adults drinking beer in sting?
    6) Chikopee PD defends with best diversity officer training on fakebook

    It’s going to be close folks. America vote @ Reno911

  • randiguy2006
    Stay strong Blue.
    May 11, 2020 at 10:50 am

    Blue lives matter. Little cop hater in your basement.

    • Bullets 4 Gestapo
      May 11, 2020 at 11:27 am

      Retied CA cop here. Keep licking that boot and staying in your house like a scared little bitch. You’re probably married to a power tripping cop and have gay matching thin blue line tattoos. You fags in the northeast are the fucking worst. Kill yourself.

  • Norris
    May 11, 2020 at 10:33 am

    Getting food at walmart or the like is essential. Going to a bar to get chiseled with your townie buddies is NOT. How the fuck is that not making sense to supposedly smart people, TB? This site has gone full libertarian lately.

    • The Wuhan Gestapo
      May 11, 2020 at 11:24 am

      are we talking 5 people, 10 people, hanging out and drinking?
      OMG-it’s the end of the world as we know it!!
      as TB wrote-majority of the vast majority deaths are people residing in nursing homes..
      or the very elderly living at home…
      most people-even if they get it-will have symptoms no more severe than a good old fashioned flu
      (estimates from the hacks at the CDC state that between 85,000 and 100,000 people died of the flu a few years back-were you calling for all this crap then? If not-then you are a hypocrite-you don’t give 2 shits about the “dying masses”—-just a leftist shill or a paranoid asshat)

      And spare me the “frontline” health worker crap…and the concern over their well-being.
      Their bosses-the higher ups-the CEO’s…the COO’s the board of directors..
      had to be aware of what was happening in China in November & December..
      (if I did-the medical community did as well)
      had months to prepare for this before it hit here hard…
      yet did nothing….did not add staff…did not ask for help for ventilators…PPE’s
      so if healthcare workers want to be pissy about exposure…
      they need to look at their bosses and their 6 figure salaries that sat with thumbs up their asses while this took off.
      Not a handful of people having some drinks

      • WeRFucked
        May 11, 2020 at 2:12 pm

        Fuckstick… there are laws about selling alcohol. It is a given right to those who obey the simple rules that come with severing alcohol. If the policing authority says you can’t serve alcohol… YOU FUCKING CAN’T SERVE ALCOHOL. Take it to fucking court if you don’t like the rules. But don’t just be an asshole and break the rules cause you feel like it. Why the fuck have laws at all?

  • Chick O'Pee
    May 11, 2020 at 10:27 am

    Could someone please give the City the phone # for a quality graphic designer to make them a real PD logo? Looks like a kid in an 8th grade art class whipped it up between 2nd and 3rd periods.

  • Police State
    May 11, 2020 at 9:56 am

    Chicopee home to the Blue seal Kielbasa company . It used to be such a nice town , then they invented the welfare program and half of Puerto Rico moved there . Last time I looked the place was a heroine distribution hub . Maybe the cops should focus on welfare fraud and gang activity .

    • AOC Yeah You Know Me
      May 11, 2020 at 10:50 am

      Dat dat would be racis

      • Reclaim the rainbow from fags
        May 13, 2020 at 9:11 am

        Worst crime in America! Racists are worse than serial killers! Irredeemable vermin!

    • FRMC
      May 12, 2020 at 10:43 pm

      Boy have you got that right! Chicopee was pretty nice years ago and then, well, you know what happened…

      Also, anyone notice how restrictive Chicopee is with the current events like banning purchase of “non-essential” items and the even more ridiculous posting an officer at the front door of Stop and Shop and probably other stores?

  • Essex Seafood and the Baker-Mills Depression
    May 11, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Essex Seafood restaurant had a devastating fire last night. Bad luck or an insurance gambit the last gasp of a dying business. There will be more of these incidents, more auto theft and arson and staged crimes of all variety because people have been left without workable options.

    No income for thee but plenty for me, I’m Governor Baker and I’m Governor Mills and we approve this message.

    • Judge dread
      May 12, 2020 at 9:37 am

      Yup. That’s what happens when the government shuts down business and backs the business owners into a depression corner.

      The same shit happened in the Bronx in the late 70s. Everyone was out of work or scared of loosing their jobs, rent wasn’t being paid, Sanitation dept was on strike, buildings abandoned so the land lords would hire pcp heads to torch them and collect insurance money.

      My dad moved out of Manhattan in 1977 and what he remembers on his last day there were piles of garbage everywhere, rampant crime, and the Bronx on fire.

      We’re going to return to those dark times, with The Who “criminal justice reform” aka no bail policies coupled with an economic depression major cities will turn into shit holes real fast, and suburbs will become the norm again cuz they’re white, typically have less gun restrictions, and are wealthy.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 11, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Must have been a slow day chasing stolen Dirt Bikes.

    • keystone cops
      May 11, 2020 at 9:56 am

      Clearly the Chic Police needs a dirt bike response team modeled on their Covid19 Rapid Compliance Force. No resources were wasted as our dirt bike response unit only responds to dirt bike calls.

  • Dexter
    May 11, 2020 at 9:18 am

    Kind of like how you shamed those people for having a Birthday cake for a old man in the restaurant they worked at now that was full Karen lol

    • WeRFucked
      May 11, 2020 at 2:14 pm


  • Judge dread
    May 11, 2020 at 9:15 am

    There was a pandemic in 1968-1970, the Hong Kong flu, and it killed 100,000 Americans. No lockdown, no economic shutdown, he’ll fucking Woodstock happened.

    Never in the 40 years I’ve been around have I never witnessed what is going on now. Forced depression, real unemployment is upwards of 30%, the governors telling business what they can and can’t sell, rampant paranoia and panic, small businesses being forced to shutdown while the owners are denied unemployment in some cases leading to suicide, it’s all total bullshit.

    Since when are healthy non sick people quarantined? It should be the other way around. It’s only a matter of time before the mass protests and civil unrest starts.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 11, 2020 at 9:05 am

    the chink flu is not a racial issue. Saying so makes you guilty of fear mongering propaganda. You yourself said that ratchet, hoodburger culture will never abide by social distancing.

  • your job/business wasn't essential but Walmart, lol.
    May 11, 2020 at 9:02 am

    When the smoke clears if the Governors and other hacks allow us to return to work and to freedom. They will find the economy has somehow changed for the worse what a shock. Shelter in place another 300 days, I say so!

    This is why it matters who is elected Governor and every office.

  • Rod Ramsey
    May 11, 2020 at 8:44 am

    I bet it’s just the manager letting the degenerates on the poker machine. Also bet that that machine is the only reason the place has been and will be able to stay open going forward. Those machines pay the bills, not Budweiser’s they get $2.25 for. Leave them the fuck alone.

  • WeRFucked
    May 11, 2020 at 8:41 am

    The Chicopee police ARE NOT violating any rights to peaceful assembly as in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment to be exact. Nowhere in those documents does it say you can consume alcohol, smoke tobacco, or gamble wherever and whenever you feel like it.

    If it was 12 guys sitting around a table talking? Sure, they can do that. But mix in the other stuff? SORRY – NO FUCKING FREE PASS COURTESY OF THE CONSTITUTION.


    • Get Fucked
      May 11, 2020 at 9:12 am

      Hey dumb dumb : You can drink and smoke in any basement you want.

      • WeRFucked
        May 11, 2020 at 10:29 am

        I’m dumb? You think you can sell alcohol and smoke wherever you want? Why have any laws at all fuckstick?

    • WRONG
      May 11, 2020 at 9:15 am

      Take out food and beverages only! 12 guys sitting around a table talking would be a worse violation of the Governor’s social distancing guidelines. They can only be inside waiting for take out not socializing in the basement. Take out food and beverages only! With outside pickup or a limited number of people inside the establishment 6 feet apart or more. This was a massive violation of Governor Baker’s guidelines and don’t get me started on second hand smoke. Take out food and beverages only! If you want to abuse the Governors guidelines then you will be closed down for good! How do you like them apples! They deserve to all be arrested and put out of business restaurant scum!

      • Piss Off
        May 11, 2020 at 9:20 am

        Shut the fuck up. You fuckheads are on the wrong side of this and when the rubber meets the road, you cunts will only be a speedbump.

      • WeRFucked
        May 11, 2020 at 10:42 am

        No, I’m arguing about those saying that Chicopee PD violated the rights of these people. If they were just sitting around minding their own business then I’d agree that might be the case. The Chicopee PD didn’t say “We had an informant tell us some people were sitting too close!” no… they were investigating an illegal bar. And rightfully so.

        Sure people can drink and smoke in their own basements, but they can’t profit on the sale of alcohol. They can’t smoke in a public place, or in the basement of a public place to those fuckheads with no brains.

        We have laws in this country that were passed properly. Follow those laws or fuck you.

        • Am I missing something?
          May 11, 2020 at 12:27 pm

          was the club violating laws by selling booze without a liquor license?
          If so, then yes you are correct.
          our freedom to go where we please, congregate on private property– is not decided by Gestapo Governors and their “decrees—not a U.S. Constitutional right they have.
          The U.S. Constitution supercedes all powers of the Governor.
          Eventually much of what is happening now will be heard in front of the US Supreme Court
          Amazingly I am states rights proponent-unfortunately too many states are run by leftists

          • WeRFucked
            May 11, 2020 at 2:23 pm

            The state can control where and when you can’t sell liquor. That is fact. If Bob’s Basement Bathhouse can serve liquor and have poker machines during a government mandated quarantine, why can’t Pub99? The law is the fucking law.

            Start selling beer on your front porch or in your basement. Allow the public inside. Allow smoking. Allow gambling. See how fucking far you screaming “muh rights!” gets you.

        • The Invasion of the Benelux
          May 11, 2020 at 3:47 pm

          Of course cops don’t need a warrant to enter businesses that are open. But does the odor of tobacco smoke create probable cause, allowing law enforcement officers to do a complete search of non-public areas of a private place of business, and also seize property in the process, without a warrant, and based in part on a one-hour stakeout? Is tobacco considered contraband? Is the basement at the Dugout generally open to the public, or is it semi-private/private?

  • The 96 Sonics had so many BUMS cod dam. Frank Brickowski. Vincent Askew. Hersey Hawkins. LOL WTF.
    May 11, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Whatever happened to that lady at the Chicopee Denny’s that got YouTube famous for slapping the SHIT outta that dumb white girl. Legend. Can we all buy her a drink for old time sake.

    May 11, 2020 at 8:32 am

    With a deadly virus, there are two ways to intelligently respond: (1) isolate everyone (infected, uninfected, unknown) for a month to allow for the human immune response system to develop antibodies to those exposed. Exemptions to the isolation would be for ambulance crews and hospital staff only. Everyone else is on hard lock down. Stock up on food. The goal is to halt the spread of the virus beyond those already exposed, and allow them to grow antibodies. (2) Allow the virus to spread throughout the society at a slower rate, with less of a likelihood that hospital services are overwhelmed by an influx of patients. Strongly isolate the elderly and others at high risk, for as long as it takes to come up with successful treatments, vaccines, inoculations, or they die from other causes. The goal is to have everyone infected with the virus, and allow them to grow antibodies.

    We are doing neither. We are spreading the virus in the worst ways, with subway trains in large cities continuing to allow high rates of transmissions. 500 people can be in Walmart at the same time with masks which do not screen the virus, but you can’t have 4 guys playing cards in a smoky basement. And we are killing the economy, and increasing the suicide rate.

    Hey “Chinese Virus Response Unit”: look at the guy walking out of the packy with the 30 pack. Is that for personal consumption? Does anyone really need 30 beers? You better follow that man and see where he is going. Useful idiots, and you are making this situation worse.

    “In political jargon, a useful idiot is a derogatory term for a person perceived as propagandizing for a cause without fully comprehending the cause’s goals, and who is cynically used by the cause’s leaders. The term was originally used during the Cold War to describe non-communists regarded as susceptible to communist propaganda and manipulation. The term has often been attributed to Vladimir Lenin.”

    • I see stupid people everywhere
      May 11, 2020 at 11:28 am

      “High rates of transmission” are how you get herd immunity. Considering 86% of people are asymptomatic, then who cares? Karens and Chads I guess. Only because they are power mad and this is their moment to shine!
      Oh, and for the science morons…a vaccine induces a body to produce..wait for it…ANTIBODIES! Guess what? When you get covid and recover or get it and don’t even know, you produce ANITBODIES! This means your body now knows how to fight that virus. So please explain why naturally occurring antibodies won’t work later down the road yet vaccine induced ones will? You can’t. Because that makes no sense and is obviously a money grab to the tune of billions when (more like IF) some cooked up vaccine somehow gets released. Flu vaccines are not 100% effective, that’s why every damn year a new one comes out. So don’t pull an ostrich maneuver and pretend like this time around the magic vaccine will be different than any other corona vaccine. Do some research on your own. The info is out there. Your body is designed to fight this, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON. Like being elderly or on chemo, or diabetes, or lupus, or MS. If you’ve treated your body like a burning field of tires than yeah, you probably should stay home.

  • Massholio
    May 11, 2020 at 8:14 am

    Mathematically the infection rate should be 100%. After paying literally probably a million bucks in income taxes over my lifetime all I get is more baby mommas on welfare, arms dealers making billions from useless wars against Stone Age tribes in mountains thousands of miles away, and a government so incompetent it is incapable of making a simple test and abysmally unprepared for a health crisis that comes around every century like clockwork.
    Let the tax evasion begin! Cad only muthufuckers.

  • Trurh
    May 11, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Its time for all of us to break their laws. This won’t end as long as we accept it.

  • Time to Make a Stand
    May 11, 2020 at 7:45 am

    Remember these fuckheads in the Chicopee P.D. Remember that they took advantage of this crisis to slip into their jackboots so they can put them on the necks of the very people they are entrusted to protect. The right to assemble is very clear in the Constitution. I hope some people in Chicopee get together and sue the fuck out of the PD and the city. Oh yeah, and the snark coming from their Facebook page shows the utter contempt for the people of that city. Lots of these assholes, such as Charlie Baker, his lezbo AG, et al, are going to be facing some indefensible lawsuits for violating civil liberties. Also remember this the next time a law enforcement agency is seeking a handout. To that, I say, go fuck yourself. And finally, remember this when it comes time to vote. Want to see a mayor start to give a fuck about what the police do to his/her voting base? When they start seeing that they will be voted out of office, they will show lots of interest. This country belongs to the people, not the fucking politicians and damn sure not any fucking police department.

  • Safety first
    May 11, 2020 at 7:41 am

    The Chicopee police are doing the right thing. I’m from Chicopee and I don’t see them out violating anyone’s rights. Everyone has a duty to social distance and wear a mask. When the vaccine becomes available, it will be everyone’s duty to get vaccinated. I will be calling the police on anyone who says they don’t want the vaccine. It’s about doing the right thing and protecting the most vulnerable and holding each other accountable.

    • Nice try, Shithead
      May 11, 2020 at 7:48 am

      Fuck you, you piece of shit.

    • Diddler Crab
      May 11, 2020 at 7:55 am

      Drown in a fire.

    • Kent Brockman
      May 11, 2020 at 8:29 am

      I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

    • Davie Hogg
      May 11, 2020 at 8:39 am

      I’m from Chicopee and it has long been descending into what we call in sociological circles a “shithole.”

  • bill fleming
    May 11, 2020 at 7:40 am

    Thank God these executive orders don’t apply to after hour police clubs.

  • Michael Collings
    May 11, 2020 at 7:17 am


    I ask you nicely

    Thanks, Karen

    • Michael Collings
      May 11, 2020 at 7:20 am

      Btw 1 blog in almost 48 hours?
      I’m dying over here

  • Frank
    May 11, 2020 at 7:09 am

    Those cops are douch bags, this alleged pandemic is going to turn people who usually are very pro police against them for their Stalin tactics

    • We are being fooled
      May 11, 2020 at 7:56 am

      Exactly! This state already has a problem with corrupt cops all over the fucking place. I have been a pro-cop person for all of my life. Yet, over the last few years of living in this fucked-up state, my respect for law enforcement is about zero. I have been fortunate enough to live in many places across the globe and I have never seen police with such a high level of corruption as I have seen here.

  • I shoot blacks out for a jog,ex ga cop
    May 11, 2020 at 6:57 am

    The best law enforcement abuse of taxpayers money.and the award goes to the chicopissy pd.

    • Filthy Jigga In NY Cemetsry
      May 11, 2020 at 11:02 am

      I kill 2 whites in their 80s at a cemetary. Media wont cover it one bit thegatewaypundit will.
      No mention of hate crime ever, even though black on white crime is at epidemic proportions.

      • societal breakdown
        May 11, 2020 at 11:53 am

        It’s so disrespectful to ignore the premeditated murders of 2 white people because they were white.
        Just think that couple had peacefully participated in society since the great depression until they visited a cemetery where an armed black man was present. Dog Park Diane might have ended up the same way if she hadn’t video taped her encounter with a blackman.

        May 11, 2020 at 1:41 pm

        The NY Post has it now. The elderly couple was visiting a VETERANS CEMETERY!

        “A married Maryland couple in their 80s were killed at a Delaware cemetery by a gunman whom authorities later found dead, according to reports.

        Sheldon C. Francis, 29, gunned down an 85-year-old woman and her 86-year-old husband Friday morning on the grounds of the Delaware Veterans Memorial Cemetery”.

        Later found dead. There was a shootout with police. DAMN GLAD that policeman took that extra time at the range. Sometimes I really like cops. Be safe out there.

  • Diddler Crab
    May 11, 2020 at 6:27 am

    This isn’t about putting people at risk. All the people at Walmart, and Home Depot are better off in the eyes of the social justice Gestapo under the guise of “ essential services”. But for guys in a basement who’d probably rather be there and nowhere else? Well time for the shame police to placate to the loud minority.

  • Ratchet Rex
    May 11, 2020 at 6:06 am

    MAYBE use those school resource officers to check on homes of vulnerable children. Covid unit? Fucking morons.

  • Daniel Shays
    May 11, 2020 at 6:05 am

    It’s heartbreaking to realize that the cops are not on our side. This Corona hysteria is going to embolden the left to attempt to confiscate our firearms. The cops will be willing collaborators. This is sad because there are Sheriffs out there who respect The Constitution and control their departments. Not here in Massachusetts though. The police here will do whatever they are told to keep their pensions.

    Inevitably this will cost police and civilians their lives. Once a couple of citizens resist and defend their homes from rogue cops, all hell will break loose. I doubt in the end the cops will feel it was worth their pensions. There are millions of guns out there. The citizens are right at the breaking point of taking government persectuion. It is not going to be fun to be a cop in post-Covid America.

    • Gene Parmesan
      May 11, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      Can I get an amen ☺

  • Tyler durden
    May 11, 2020 at 5:13 am

    We need to rise up ,this is getting to be to much maybe it’s time some LA style riots

    • Marla
      May 11, 2020 at 5:22 am

      I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

    • Michigan Strong
      May 11, 2020 at 8:33 am

      Grow a pair, stand up and get counted like we did out here in Michigan.

      I would come out to help you’all, but my balls are so big, I need a wheelbarrow to carry them around, and that’s a long push from the Midwest to New England.

      Keep the faith.

  • billy climz
    May 11, 2020 at 5:09 am

    Chick a Pee cops should delete their social media. They look even more terrible trying to defend themselves. While also, dropping the “Wuhan compliance officer” hardo crap. That shit is just super gay.

    I get it though, someone probably complained to the cops about the place. Guys get drunk, then loud then louder. They probably brought this upon themselves for not being quiet enough about, or they got ratted out to the popo.

    I’m sure the cops knew about and let it slide until someone made a complaint. Plus, no one was arrested so they save face a little bit but stop acting like Covid Gestapo.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 11, 2020 at 4:09 am

    I didn’t survive my teens drinking Colt 45 and MD 20/20 just to be taken out by some Mexican beer virus.

    • Mr. Bubba
      May 11, 2020 at 4:16 am

      Steel Reserve killed me no less than five times before I was 26.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 11, 2020 at 3:38 am

    If alcohol is so dehydrating… why I gots to pee so much?

  • Let That Sink In.
    May 11, 2020 at 3:27 am

    The average age of death from covid is higher than the average age of life expectancy in America. Lets kill the economy and cause more deaths.
    Lets give up our rights and liberties more and more each day.

  • Wake Up Sheep
    May 11, 2020 at 3:13 am

    May 18th NEVER was the date.

    Every week new inane rules and more of your rights taken away.

    In 2 months you wont recognize the country and these filthy maggots are telling you we will NEVER go back to normal.
    Civil unrest coming soon.
    Riots in the street.

    • This guy again
      May 11, 2020 at 8:37 am

      What did I tell you already? Your job as jizz mopper was probably not going to be there when you got back anyway.

      Tell you what, I will let you mop up my jizz, I’ll try to be competitive with pay as best I can.

      • He Has A Fascination with Jizz
        May 11, 2020 at 11:09 am

        If your looking for a gay dating sit try grndr. They have specialties for cum guzzling aids infected sodomites such as your self.
        Glaad aids still kills more fags thsn covid.

  • Protect Snd Serve But No Constitution
    May 11, 2020 at 3:07 am

    Cant wait until I get the I am calling from the police patrolmans association snd we are looking for a donation.
    Yesh I will leave it in a bag outside my front door. Then tske a steaming pile of shit and leave it in a bag

    • moron
      May 11, 2020 at 8:29 am

      Those calls are 100% SCAMS. Jerry Smith is an Indian guy who doesn’t give a fuck he just wants your Credit card info.

  • The Great Covid Fraud And Planned Destruction Of America
    May 11, 2020 at 3:04 am

    Violent nogs and illegals released from prison. Whites arrested for going to church or trying to be productive and work. All other whites forced to prison in their own homes. Mom and pop stores forced to close and into bankruptcy. While the state picks winners snd losers. You are told this is science based and to obey even though real science should be questioned and hold up to scrutiny. Alcoholic Mahty closes Boston down for summer only to tell you in September that the 2nd wave is here and you cant reopen. Printing printing printing money we dont have. Negative intrest rates and planned theft of saved money. Csn anyone figure out that this is planned destruction and not about covid.
    When will people spesk up and say enough. We are frogs boiling in the pot and its almost too late.

    • You see the big picture
      May 11, 2020 at 8:46 am

      you get it, right on point

    • Reclaim the rainbow from fags
      May 13, 2020 at 9:06 am

      A-FUCKING-men!!! Nailed it!
      This is setting a horrible precedent that we’ll never be able to escape from.

  • The Invasion of the Benelux
    May 11, 2020 at 2:46 am

    Lots of bad grammar and misspelled words in an official police department press release don’t do much to assuage feelings of disconfidence and distrust, either. It’s like they were out sick the day they taught possessive nouns and pronouns in grade school.

    • Teenaged responses
      May 11, 2020 at 9:52 am

      Whoever authored those responses needs to be transferred to something less public.

      The snarky tone is unprofessional and childish.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 11, 2020 at 1:18 pm

        Pete? Is that you????

  • Scumbag McGee
    May 11, 2020 at 2:36 am

    Hopefully some roasted pigs in Chicopee soon.

  • Silencio Dogood
    May 11, 2020 at 2:34 am

    The right to peaceful assembly is in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment to be exact. But yea, no violations of constitutional rights here….

    marijuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb. so don’t you try to equate Covid with marijuana, mister, not with me. you may sell that jazz to another pothead but not to somebody who spends most of their time holding some sick kid’s head while she vomits and retches sitting on a curbstone at four o’clock in the morning.

    • Sgt. Joe Friday
      May 11, 2020 at 9:14 am

      “Just the facts, ma’am,”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 11, 2020 at 1:11 am

    I love the idea of aisles being blocked off! We don’t need unnecessary roaming by the great unwashed.

    • Silencio Dogood
      May 11, 2020 at 2:42 am

      like buffalo, the vast herds of the great unwashed, roaming Walmarts’ in their electric wheelchairs, are likely to be nearly extinct.

    • John Galt
      May 11, 2020 at 6:39 am

      Kudos on the novel plan to funnel the herd of peasants into limited aisles and expedite their demise.

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    May 11, 2020 at 12:46 am

    Is it possible the non-whites constantly end up on the wrong side of police attention because they refuse to follow any kind of laws or guidelines? And when challenged by someone requesting voluntary compliance with said laws and guidelines they get all mouthy and “hands up don’t shoot?”

    Oh, not possible and all in my imagination? It’s really a race thing?

    Thanks for clearing that up.

  • They just noticed
    May 11, 2020 at 12:14 am

    The Dugout has been running a variety of mini mobster activities and allowing smoking inside for years. Almost always cigarette smoke coming from the basement stairwell. They usually have people around the sides of the building that acted as lookouts. Strange nobody noticed the gambling and other funny business until now. Seriously everybody knew about all of it they didn’t hide it well.

    • SNITCH
      May 11, 2020 at 9:55 am

      Thanks Karen

      • You're Welcome Karen
        May 11, 2020 at 2:32 pm

        Truth is the dugout has good food, reasonable drink pricing and friendly staff. Cops patronize the dugout, cops have known about the dugout for years and years everybody knew. Why the cops waited until now is the real story. The dugout’s payoffs to the chicopee police probably dwindled with Covid19. The use of the school resource officers is no surprise either considering they probably had the least conflict of interest in the matter. You’re welcome.

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