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Video Of Clerk In Chicopee Store Laughing At Junkies Who Are Trying To Rob And Stab Him With A Knife Is A Great Way To Start The Day

Video Of Clerk In Chicopee Store Laughing At Junkies Who Are Trying To Rob And Stab Him With A Knife Is A Great Way To Start The Day

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This is the greatest robbery video we’ve ever seen out of Chicoppee. Watch these crackheads try to rob the Honeyland Farms while trying to stab the clerk with a knife as he literally sits there and laughs at them for being waste of space junkies:

That moment when you try to open the cash register but you can’t because that’s not how cash registers work.

Bitch you can’t even stand straight. How the fuck you gonna stab me?

Maybe if I start smashing some buttons it will work:

LOL, nah.

Maybe if we both do it:

Nope, still not opening.

Can you open it for us?

No? OK. Wanna go huff Cool Whip instead?

Sure. Let’s have unprotected sex in a dumpster too.

If you know who these chuds are feel free to let us or the Chicopee police know who they are!


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11 Comment(s)
  • Crack kills
    August 17, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    One in black looks like Matt thibideau

  • Berkshire TurtleRider
    August 17, 2017 at 5:57 am

    Chicopee is turning into a bigger shithole than Springfield.

  • Barney Miller
    August 17, 2017 at 5:09 am

    HA! So Chicopee it hurts!!!

  • They call me Ponch
    August 16, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    These mofos could fuck up a free meal.

    Epic fail!

    non-working mutherfuckers

  • Mr. T
    August 16, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    I don’t know who they are but if you check out the 2017 Chicopee High School yearbook you may get a lead. The video looked like an old Saturday Night Live skit with Eddie Murphy as the clerk.

  • bigdaddy
    August 16, 2017 at 11:56 am

    would ave been funnier if the clerk puled a gun and said ” you dont bring a knife to a gun fight “

    • CJT
      August 16, 2017 at 12:26 pm

      Or pulled a huge knife and said, “that’s not a knife, this is a knife” and went crocodile Dundee on their asses. Lol

  • Jim
    August 16, 2017 at 11:49 am

    Oh, how I wish there was audio on this one….lol

  • Fuck You
    August 16, 2017 at 11:42 am

    Now watch the cashier get fired for not complying with the robbers demands

  • whatevuh
    August 16, 2017 at 10:37 am

    Cashier should have had a bat and beat the little bastids half to death

  • Alma
    August 16, 2017 at 10:21 am

    That cashier has a great attitude. Instead of getting angry, just laugh at them! Seems like an amiable chap. If I run into him at a local establishment I will purchase an adult beverage for him. I must make it a point to visit Chicopee.

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