Video Of Clerk In Chicopee Store Laughing At Junkies Who Are Trying To Rob And Stab Him With A Knife Is A Great Way To Start The Day
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This is the greatest robbery video we’ve ever seen out of Chicoppee. Watch these crackheads try to rob the Honeyland Farms while trying to stab the clerk with a knife as he literally sits there and laughs at them for being waste of space junkies:
That moment when you try to open the cash register but you can’t because that’s not how cash registers work.
Bitch you can’t even stand straight. How the fuck you gonna stab me?
Maybe if I start smashing some buttons it will work:
LOL, nah.
Maybe if we both do it:
Nope, still not opening.
Can you open it for us?
No? OK. Wanna go huff Cool Whip instead?
Sure. Let’s have unprotected sex in a dumpster too.
If you know who these chuds are feel free to let us or the Chicopee police know who they are!
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11 Comment(s)
One in black looks like Matt thibideau
Chicopee is turning into a bigger shithole than Springfield.
HA! So Chicopee it hurts!!!
These mofos could fuck up a free meal.
Epic fail!
non-working mutherfuckers
I don’t know who they are but if you check out the 2017 Chicopee High School yearbook you may get a lead. The video looked like an old Saturday Night Live skit with Eddie Murphy as the clerk.
would ave been funnier if the clerk puled a gun and said ” you dont bring a knife to a gun fight “
Or pulled a huge knife and said, “that’s not a knife, this is a knife” and went crocodile Dundee on their asses. Lol
Oh, how I wish there was audio on this one….lol
Now watch the cashier get fired for not complying with the robbers demands
Cashier should have had a bat and beat the little bastids half to death
That cashier has a great attitude. Instead of getting angry, just laugh at them! Seems like an amiable chap. If I run into him at a local establishment I will purchase an adult beverage for him. I must make it a point to visit Chicopee.