Pregnant Chicopee Teen Brawls With Holyoke Teen Parents, Auntie Ratchet Jumps In, And Mom Goes Free My Boi On Chicopee PD
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Chicopee is climbing the ranks of most blogged about communities on Turtleboy Sports:
“During the course of this melee, Female Juvenile 1 & Male Juvenile 1 had their 6 month old child in a stroller at this scene. DCF was contacted and is investigating. The child was left in the care of the grandfather.”
Yes, you read that right. A 17 year old and a 16 year old, one of whom of course is from Holyoke, brought their 6 month old baby to a street fight that they were actively involved in. Oh, and this:
“Lastly, the 18yr old victim of the A&B on a pregnant person, from Springfield, will be summonsed to court for the charge of Assault & Battery by Means of Dangerous Weapon.”
Because the only thing classier than fighting while your six month old baby watches you is fighting while your child is developing inside your sperm sponge. My question is, what’s her name? If she’s summonsed to court to face criminal charges then why hasn’t she been named? She’s an adult after all, and I’m willing to bet her Facebook page is magical.
Then there’s the 24 year old woman who decided that she’d get involved in a street fight with a bunch of 16 year olds:
She looks like 99% of the skags I see on WINY Radio. Except instead of being a Killingly Xanax queen she’s a hoodrat plow trophy:
She’s 24 years old, which means she’s only a few years away from becoming a grandmother in Chicopee. And according to one local woman whose wonderful child was arrested, she dindu nuffin:
When Rebecca was in high school she must’ve just stayed in homeroom all day, because clearly she is unfamiliar with the concept of periods. For her, first period is always last period. And from what I can decipher of that nonsensical diatribe her daughter was one of the teens arrested, and her sister is 24 year old Hailey Rodriguez, who despite being arrested for involving herself in a hoodrat hodown, is still a “hero.”Ya got that? This is what constitutes a hero in Chicopee?
And if you disagree, that’s slander and deformation of caravan!!
Obviously Rebecca is a proud Momma bear:
Because who wouldn’t be proud that their child is brawling with pregnant chicks while babies look on in horror? Sure, she’s raised hoodbooger of a daughter who can’t find a way to stay out of handcuffs, but at least she bought her mans a fresh pair of Jordan’s and a case of Monster energy drink:
Oh, and the baby daddy seems like a real winner too:
Nothing like preparing your children to believe that cops are the enemy.
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