Chicopee City Councillor Kielbasa Kenny Attempts To Explain Why Child Abuse Is A Good Thing While Defending Latest Controversial Facebook Post On Turtleboy Live


Three months ago we blogged about Chicopee City Councillor Lucjan “Kielbasa Kenny” Galecki, after he posted on Facebook that it was a woman’s fault if she was sexually harassed, claimed that women constantly sexually harass him, and explained to women how they can avoid having loose vaginas.

There were calls for him to resign, since Chicopee does not have a recall option in their charter, but he has refused.

Kielbasa Kenny returned this week when a woman posted in a Chicopee Facebook group that her son was beat up by 4 kids at a playground. He jumped in and said that parents could help their children avoid getting beat up like this is they just abused them more like he was when he was a kid.

Someone really needs to keep this guy off the Internet.

Masslive wrote about this earlier in the week and he claimed his statement was taken out of context.

But it definitely wasn’t taken out of context. According to his post, what his parents did “would be considered child abuse today,” and he’s telling this woman that if her kids were “used to getting hit extremely hard by an adult like when I was a kid,” that they would be better off. He’s literally telling her to abuse her kid so he can grow up and be tough like him.

Even his friends and family on his Facebook page tried to explain this to him, but he wasn’t hearing it.


So I invited him on the live show to discuss this topic last night (click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel and always get content first by watching the show every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday night at 9 PM), starting at the 32:15 mark, and as usual he found a way to make it worse.

Me: “So you’re saying that abusive parents are doing a good job?”

Kielbasa Kenny: “I’m not saying that they’re doing a good job, but it does have its benefits so you can’t look at it all negatively.”

Me: “So, you’re saying that there’s pros and cons of child abuse.”

Kielbasa Kenny: “Exactly.”

Saying there are pros and cons to child abuse is not the point he thinks he’s making. But it’s still what he said, because Kielbasa Kenny is quite possibly the least polished elected official in the history of politics.

My thoughts on Kielbasa Kenny are that he’s relatively harmless. He’s not a threat to women or children (thankfully he doesn’t have any), he’s just a moron who can’t articulate the points he’s trying to make, has no filter, and can’t shut the fuck up on social media. He is incapable of thinking through anything and hits the enter button before thinking about the implications of the insane things he’s saying. The most remarkable part about this is that he got elected to the City Council in the first place.



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43 Comment(s)
  • Karen of All Karens
    March 22, 2021 at 12:55 pm

    We need more common sense child abuse laws and I nominate this Polack to be in charge of them.

  • Benjamin Wallens
    PC destroys culture
    March 21, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    We need more politicians like him.. he’s got some old world common sense. Calls them like he sees them.. not some Slick Willy type. I think he refreshing.

    March 20, 2021 at 10:56 pm

    From vageenas to violence . This guy has all the answers for solving Chicmenastan.

  • Tool
    March 20, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    Cannot confirm or deny your steroid use, admitted that you don’t have the whole story of the situation, stay at home mothers don’t do nothing, lastly but most importantly HOW many times are you going to stroke your mustache?

  • Bob
    March 19, 2021 at 11:41 pm

    He’s not wrong. He just has no idea how to express himself. If a woman brings her 4 year old child to a pedophile counseling meeting and just leaves him there. When the perverts then rape the child, does Turtleboy not then write an article about how ratchet the mom is for doing this. That article doesn’t excuse the behavior of the pedophiles because it is given that they are scumbags. It points out that multiple people are to blame

  • I was joking about Aidan doing anal stuff
    March 19, 2021 at 11:24 pm

    Shit, I was messing with Aidan about him taking anal, he did bot have to go all out and have this gay ass interview with a chomo.

    Stop trying to flex Aidan, the only thing you lift is a hairy ballbag out of your mouth when you wake up.

    • Barry Soetoro
      March 20, 2021 at 8:25 am

      And whats wrong with removing a hairy ball bag from your mouth in the morning? You can’t play 18 holes with it in your mouth it would ruin your swing.

  • Judge dread
    March 19, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    What an asshole.

    First off anything a liberal / dem / leftist say the opposite is true. So when he says he was sexually harassed by women it means he was the one harassing.

    Second off what kind of asshole advocates for child abuse?

    Third off someone needs to break his shins with a baseball bat.

    • Judge dread
      March 20, 2021 at 1:55 am

      If there is anyone who is part of the Irish or Italian mafia on this blog, please visit this child abusing asshole and do whatever you gotta do.

      • Joke's on you
        March 20, 2021 at 1:57 pm

        90 % of readers are on EBT, and unemployed, so the only mafia they are in is the DCF fairy one.
        Stop being a wuss and do things yourself.

  • Simp technology
    March 19, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    Why is Simp stuck in the 90’s technology? I have not seen that headpiece since the Clinton years.

  • “Least polished”
    March 19, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    I see what you did there

  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    March 19, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    So get this shit. Before the landlord booted my ass out of Brets place for non payment and stealing the copper pipes, Paula came home with a kielbasa from the pizza joint. Well this crazy bitch swallowed that bitch whole and pulled it back out, wtf. After that she had me take the kielbasa and wanted me to smack her ass with it. Don’t threaten me with a good time skank. Bret was in the other room Killing 10 year olds on Call of Duty so he doesn’t even know. Drug addict mofo.

    • Bret Killoran’s porker wife Paula
      March 19, 2021 at 7:54 pm

      Steven Marcelais aka evicted neighbor, this is Paula Diucette Killoran, proud wife of child predator, Bret Killoran. I don’t appreciate you telling the world about my deep throating skills. My first ex husband was hung like a Canadian bison so I had a lot of practice. Bret is hung like a prairie dog so i stay away from that dirty cauliflower patch. Get your canoe off my fuckin porch or I’m calling your daughterson to come get it.

      • Evicted fuckin neighbor
        March 19, 2021 at 9:08 pm

        Listen bitch this isn’t 7 pounder. This is Ralph get it right. Me and bret has some good times when we lived together. Stop trying to blame innocent trandads for our extramarital affairs. You know who it is you pizza burning enabler. Get your shit together and call me I can treat you so much better. Pocket pussy.

      • Breast Killoran
        March 20, 2021 at 12:01 am

        Ralph shut the fuck up foo. I gave you a handie and a blumpkin bitch, so don’t say I didn’t pay you back. That’s what you wanted in return. No take backs short bus baby. Hope the trolls eat your babies.

    • Here comes the meat wagon
      March 19, 2021 at 9:28 pm

      This is a serious cry for medical attention. This serial commenter needs help.

      • Evicted fuckin neighbor
        March 19, 2021 at 10:10 pm

        Listen I don’t wanna toss this kind of info out there but Bret has given me no choice. We split a bag of meth and a Truly. Son of a bitch still hadn’t paid me back. Game on as far as I’m concerned.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Bret Killoran
        March 20, 2021 at 6:34 am

        And get this, my fuckin spectravision box is still fucked!

        • Tommy boy
          March 20, 2021 at 10:02 am

          Bret you should invest in spanktravision. You get HD porn without the stank!!

    • Suzanne Sampieri Arundale Fugsleth Krusinski
      March 20, 2021 at 7:40 am

      Bret honey, your evicted neighbor is a bad influence on you. Let me pay for you to go to rehab. It won’t hurt my bank account, I’ll still be able to buy my daily bottle of vodka and give Aidan his allowance. I’m worried about you. All you’ve done this past year was smoke meth, collect pictures of little children, and talk about that fat bitch in Philadelphia. You need help. I’ll send you where I’ve sent my 4 ex husbands.

  • Et tu Turtleboy?
    March 19, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    All the guy did was say that woman should consider their environmental circumstances if they want to stay safe. Different words but that’s his message.

  • Timothy Maynard N Weymouth
    March 19, 2021 at 7:10 pm

    one of my favs

  • The guy with peanut butter on his nuts.
    March 19, 2021 at 7:09 pm

    Dis guy eats corn on the cob da long way. Ask any bathhouse in R.I.

  • Kielbasa Kenny
    March 19, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    You see da ting is deeze Mingle Moomas were asking for it your honor. They were 15 going on 30

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    March 19, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    Holy fuck. Shave him down, give him some liposuction, another shitty IPA, he’d be a dead ringer for Lizzie Warren.

  • Will Syllogism
    March 19, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    1) What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

    2) Abuse, of any kind, doesn’t kill you

    3) You are therefore stronger for going through it…leading to #4

    4) You should appreciate your abuser to empowering you

    It is a logically valid argument; but is it sound? If not why?

    • Bertrand Russel
      March 21, 2021 at 3:07 am

      First premise is not true. It does not follow that, just because something does not kill you, it is making you stronger.

  • Polack Jokes
    March 19, 2021 at 5:43 pm

    Didn’t need to see that guy is his “pound my ass now” Grindr profile pic. He thinks he’s the cat’s ass. He’s just an ass. A gay one.

  • Emfnt
    March 19, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    I’m not gay but he’s hot I bet women do hit on him

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe Biden
    March 19, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    Doctor Biden? Mommy? I fall down on stairs and go boom. Mommy?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 19, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    All he is trying to say is; if you’ve been in a few scraps you will be tougher when dealing with bullies etc.

    Of course if you haven’t been in a few scraps, you can always resort to screaming racism, bully, white supremist, or just being a snowflake.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      March 19, 2021 at 5:52 pm

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        March 19, 2021 at 6:43 pm

        Thanks, that’s what I’m talking about!

  • dude
    March 19, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    Just saying.
    I like the poles, they are a good lot.
    Just don’t pick a fight with them, especially if they are drunk.
    That is all
    Carry on

  • P Disguisee
    March 19, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    How many Pollocks does it take to beat a kid?

    3…1 to hold the paddle and 2 to swing the kid

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    March 19, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    He’s completely harmless just dumb as rocks…exactly what politics needs, no filter

  • Lol
    March 19, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    I think it’s cute when Aidan tries to imitate tucker carlson with his facial expressions. Such a fan boy wanna be. Tucker Portnoy

  • Ashamed Resident
    March 19, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    This blog & this meat head loser constantly remind me about how glad I am to have left my home city of Shitcopee. How tf is this dude still allowed to be city counselor when he’s constantly in the hot seat for his troll-ish posts & mind set? But then I remember it’s Chicopee we’re talking about…
    Anyone else notice how frequently the 413 makes it on here? Does my home area really out-shine eastern MA in trashiness? That’s wild. Again, glad I moved to the 978!

  • Gotta love the Poles
    March 19, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    In fairness you’re not considered a man in Poland until you have beaten your wife

    • Stanley Kowalksi
      March 19, 2021 at 5:54 pm

      Or your meat

  • BucketNutz
    Kind of like Trump
    March 19, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    His instincts are pretty good, but he’s terrible at articulating them

  • PaPow Krakow
    March 19, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Pollocks are dense. This Chiobilly’s cranium is extra thick.

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